Saturday, July 21, 2012

saturday post 100c

good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total now stands @ sth well under 7140 (because silly pedro felt sorry for me when horrid PIG mum was gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill and awarded me LOTSA steps to make me feel better XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'he hideth my soul'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-annette arrived slightly before 4pm and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to annette who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself, mostly creamed myself and mostly rekitted myself, having one more tinkle when i was creaming myself and one last one when annette was doing my AFO straps for me.
-annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my arfternoon toastie, but i'm not complaining, coz she lemme make the perfect one! :D OMG, that's FIVE times this month!! i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-annette started massaging ela @ 5:15pm. after i'd finished eating, i started reading the creepy book club novel out aloud, only for annette to shush me! "read silently, please," she ordered. "you're gonna gimme nightmares." XD
-at 5:55pm, annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles, before i signed her off and said my thanks and byes. she's having pepperoni pizza for dinner tonight (just the frozen ones you chuck into the oven) and will come back on tuesday and take me to toastmasters~
-i tootled briefly online, finished watching the latest naruto anime and manga. PIG mum scrambled downstairs right after dearest dad arrived home, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-thus followed simply ages of exercises for poor ela, posture exercises, a standing calf stretch and twenty FORCED :( minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-i took myself slowly and safely once more to the bathroom once before dinner, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: yummy normal white rice, lotsa watercress, a tiny bit of soup pork, one little chinese mushroom and one delicious chunk of BBQ chicken that i saved for last, of course.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of watercress soup, then i took myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, i'll use the loo one more time @ 0pm, then bbl with my final, final plodding total plus events for toms, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

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