monday post 101d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 5823. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-when carol arrived, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk and answer the door for her. after that, i headed right into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i turned the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself, had another tinkle, then mostly creamed myself. i mostly rekitted myself then had one last tinkle when carol was attaching pedro to my long pants.
-carol Forced me to walk outside to make my arvo toastie. sadly, she'll only ever allow one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but she lemme squirt mayo, meaning this week's been all satisfied, yay. :) i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, i only had time to read for five minutes before carol massaged ela for twenty-five minutes.
-carol took me once more to the loo before leaving. she's having chilli con carne for dinner tonight, and is coming back wednesday. think that means annette's coming to shower me toms.
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland and immediately booted me offline, i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable.
-that was followed by simply ages of exercises for poor ela, posture exercises, a standing calf stretch and twenty FORCED :( minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-dinner: rice, lotsa yummy wombok, a tiny fragment of salty meat brisket and yummy little chunk of chicken. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then i returned online.
-at 9:15pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ follow-up appointment @ the PA. fingers crossed christy jie can pop in, say hello and have lunch with me afterwards! then, in the arvo, it's annette coming to watch me shower. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^