wednesday post 116b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4645 and joni's devotional topic's 'rubbish'. righteo, continuing today's events?
~carol arrived slightly before 4pm; PIG mum gfleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and answer the door for her.
-i headed straight into the bathroom after that. a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today, rinsing it out myself also.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with my back and era), had another tinkle. i mostly rekitted myself (carol helped with elf's AFO) and had one last tinkle when carol was pinning pedro back onto my pants.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. huge thanks to PIG mum who bought me some chicken sushi, though less thanks to her for restricting me to just that little fish of soya sauce. i just made sure i licked the plate clean. XD oh, and i drank one muf of english breakfast tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-once i finished eating, carol massaged ela for just under thirty minutes, painting her fruit salad colour with cinnamon colour spots today.
-before she left, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-alass, i didn't get to return online, coz from 6pm till 7:505pm (i'm serious here, ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES), PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on ages of stupid exercises, followed by just as long of stick exercises. a painful standing calf stretch followed and culminated in PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod TWENTY-FIVE (the usual twenty's bad enough! ><) on the treadmill.
-one loo trip for me before dinner, of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa soup potato and carrot, some surprisingly sweet wintermelon, two little chunks of beef and one juicy mushroom, which i saved for last, of course.
-hey, brb!
-cheers,
em. ^^