Thursday, August 14, 2014

Friday Post 197

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1011 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'Love Your Church - Jesus Does! (5) and thirdly, the spam count for the week's thirteen, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves!!! Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night and once more around 6:35am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:45am having mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear continue for one more hour, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he leaves for work and use the pot :P once more.
-Another hour of happy snorings, plus one more pot :P trip for me around 9am, before PIG mum enters my room, dumps all my clothes on the bed, demand I get dressed without assistance and flounces back out. I manage well today! "By my own strength," is the motto I'm currently living by; I understand PIG mum's only into praising God for anything I can accomplish, but I'm giving credit where it's due, and I haven't seen God helping me since He so wantonly destroyed my life with the disabling brain tumour.
-PIG mum returns ages later (I've sung all ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, plus that never ending song almost ten times) and finishes with my footwear, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. PIG mum found some new electric toothbrush to use! After draining one mug of water holding the cup 'incorrectly', I go and do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail, continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel and asking him to please help me have a good day today.
-Finished, I walk over to wash and dry both hands before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. Breakfast is one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one mug of yummy mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and another mug of water.
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootles me off to UQ for physio. We listen to Westlife's 'Love Album' all day, and of course, she gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. While she drives, I keep both eyes closed and finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helps Ela stretch for five minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, I make my own way along the hallway, when suddenly I bump into Alan! He practises walking while holding Ela, but I bid him farewell @ the loo. After one quick trip, I make my way slowly and safely into the gym, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Physio today: weight bearing for Elf and Ela, reaching for Era, 102 sit-to-stands! Pincer and piano work for Ela.
-Afterwards, I use the loo once more then PIG mum drives us back to Warrigal Square. While she drives, Era helps Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Before having lunch @ the Sushi Train, first I haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Woolies and buy lamb, broccoli and milk.
-There's a short wait before we get booth seats; I order my usual kaarage udon and PIG mum gets the mini wagyu beef mini udon after learning they've already run outta the ginger pork mini udon.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootles us home. I use the loo once more (of course, she gleefully forces me to do everything myself), before I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Well, Aunty Lucia should come supervise my shower in like thirty minutes.
-Fingers crossed I can bbl after she leaves, else:
-Off to Pole's for small group tonight~
-Toms: hopefully the weather will wake awesome, coz toms we're attending Meow Meow's and Kwany's WEDDING! It's not till midday, so hopefully I can sleep-in like I usually get to every Saturday! I'm also hoping PIG mum will help me get properly kitted for the event, coz I'd hate to attend the wedding all back-to-front! >< Actually, if the wedding doesn't start till midday; I'm presuming we eat lunch before going ... well, fingers crossed for some yummy lunch, then!
-Roxana will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-Then @ night, we're off to the reception!
-So fingers crossed I can bbl after Aunty Lucia leaves, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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