Heylo and good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6434; ha, Omron reckons I'm more than half a normal person today. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-I wake once more for the pot :P before mother comes in, dumps all my clothes onto the bed and demand I get dressed. I protest: last night she had agreed to help me get dressed this morning, because after my physio I was getting filmed/pictured for some physio going overseas presenting @ some conference! Huh, awful PIG mum denied ever saying that, and left me to struggle with getting dressed. Well, it took three attempts to get my tee the right way on, but I've learnt to say, "by my own power, by my own strength" to remind myself that I can indeed do all these things by myself and that the cruel and unfaithful God seriously doesn't help me whatsoever!
-PIG mum came back and finished with Elf's AFO and both shoelaces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth. After using the loo once, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Was breakfast thinly sliced banana on bread with the merest drizzle of yummy maple syrup ever? Maybe; I also drank one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate, popped all my usual drugs :P with one full mug of water, and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking Him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; she also chose to listen to radio's 97.3FM first, too, not that I really noticed, coz I spent most of this trip with both eyes closed and finishing off my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helps Ela stretch for five minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum's overjoyed to find a parking spot; she catches the lift up with me into level two then I bid her bye and make my way slowly and safely into the NAB, using the loo once first, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Physio today: sixteen laps walking along hallway, weight shifting, stepping for both feet and cone work for Ela. Then more assessment for Ela. Why I'm suspicious Omron doesn't really work: I walked SIXTEEN laps today but he'd only given me like 1800 steps!
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me back to Garbo. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Garbo, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into the downstairs food court, where she returned with one regular sized bowl of yummy chicken katsudon for me that would also double as my arvo tea. She herself ate takoyaki balls, like, eww!
-After lunch, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Coles to buy some tuna; I presume that's my lunch on Wednesday coz I think I've finished all the dumplings I made with Aunty Deana ages ago.
-Before entering Chi-Link, I visited the loo once. Today PIG mum had a massage from Ian while I was getting one from Lei shifu. Lol, she sure loves to yak; @ one point during my massage, Lei shifu leaned in close and whispered "I can hear your mum blah blah blah!" XD
-One more loo trip for me before PIG mum tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for five/ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty/seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, Carol was already waiting (it was about 4:18pm). I headed into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol only helped with Elf's AFO). Then I headed over to the loo and leaning fully against the side rail, sang like forty percent of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, silently but most hatefully to the cruel and unfaithful God. Carol came back, finished with my laces, then I let her Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare arvo tea.
-Hey, brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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