Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Wednesday Post 197

Good evening! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 5564 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Love Your Church - Jesus Does! (3). Anyways, events for today?
-Woo hoo, sixth consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I had a having mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear continue for one more hour, when I used the pot :P once more. PIG mum entered my room shortly after that, dumped my clothes onto the bed, demanded I get dressed, then stalked out. I complied, first giving myself fifteen more minutes. PIG mum came back to finish with Elf's AFO and my laces, then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom, where I brush teeth then do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail, continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel and asking him please to help me get through today.
-Afterwards, I wash and dry both hands, before letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where breakfast's one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate, which I'll admit to holding 'incorrectly' and draining 'incorrectly' while PIG mum's upstairs changing.
-Dad drives Uncle Calvin over to join us on our trip today. Uncle Calvin looks like some mafia; he strips off his jumper to reveal a tight fitting black tee with a croc printed near one shoulder and a shark near the other. XD
-Dad suggests I use the loo once first before we head out, so I walk myself slowly and safely out to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I stay for three tinkles, again fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-I climb into the backseat of the Camry and listen as all the uncles discuss our trip. Uncle Alan and family (minus Sharon) have joined us, also Uncle Tommy (Uncle Alan's friend) and his family. Afterwards, PIG mum climbs in beside me, Uncle Calvin takes the death seat, then dearest dad drives us off to the Glass House mountains! Only nature calls desperately; thankfully, we're near that huge BP place, so dad parks there and I race (well obviously, I can barely manage a walk ><) for the loo. You can imagine my consternation when I find it's actually closed for cleaning! >< Dad takes me all the way to the other side, where strangely enough there aren't any disabled toilets, but I manage okay in the normal ones.
-Unfortunately, horrid PIG mum won't lemme have second breakfast @ Maccas, so it's back into the car we get.
-At the Glass House mountains, I sat awhile inside the car, waiting for dad to set up my picnic chair so I could go sit. You can imagine my dismay when I realised he wanted to drag me up to some lookout! ><
-But there was nothing to be done but to comply. So I hiked. And hiked. And HIKED! Poor idiot Elf inverted with every step, the AFO preventing her from twisting all the way, but you can bet by the time I reached the lookout, I was in a fair amount of pain! >< But thanks to dearest dad who walked with me held Era and prevented me from falling, and Uncle Tommy, who went and attacked a tree for me when I saw that he'd taken some tree branch for a walking stick and told him I wanted one too! Dearest dad and I also managed to take several selfies together; also thanks to some random old guy who saw us and offered to take a snap for us!
-After the tremendously long hike, we went and had a BBQ! And not just any normal BBQ, but one where I tried KANGAROO meat for the first time! Thankfully, it's not gamey, just incredibly chewy! I also ate some lettuce, one chicken wing, one slice of toast with some fried egg and tuna, one slice of pork and half a Coco Pop LCM.
-And that was the day! I used the loo once more, then dad drove us back home. Lol, I was understandably buggered, coz I fell asleep and awoke thrice along the trip! The first time, PIG mum's yapping who awoke me, the second, either dearest dad/Uncle Calvin and the third time, PIG mum again. Lol, she says I always falsely accuse her, but this time, I'm justified: obviously, she yaps the most! XD
-Back home, I went once to the loo (obviously, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself), then I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-I did my writers group homework on 'purple'.
-PIG mum ordered I shower even before I'd finished; luckily, she was patient and waited for me to finish writing before demanding I enter the bathroom.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum seriously helped with NOTHING bar Elf's AFO.
-After one more loo trip and two tinkles, I wash and dry both hands then let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :(me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where dinner's the yummy rice plus lotsa BBQ leftovers! I eat more kangaroo. XD
-Dinner is washed down with one mug of black tea, which I'm very careful to hold 'correctly', before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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