Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4169 (sweet, I'm over four grand XD) and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now forty-two but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FORTY MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 39TH time!! Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?
- After dearest dad retucks me and Alaistair into bed, kisses me bye and leaves for his hard day's work, we happily cuddle and snore, me waking again for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
- PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
- Breakfast was the delicious chocolate custard bun bought yesterday from New York Baguette, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water.
Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NO
Tiff and Joanna come and give Ela a session of OT.
After they leave, I climb into the backseat of the 4WD and PIG mum tootles us off to Calamvale Central. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt both ways; Era also helped Ela stretch for thirty minutes before Ela opened and closed her hand 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
PIG mum gets a cheap haircut from JIT Style Cuts while I play Farm Heroes on my mobile, before we buy groceries @ Woolies and also a pork salad roll each for lunch and a sushi roll for arvo tea!
Actuall;y, I've muddled things up: Tiff and Joanna came to gimme a session of OT AFTER lunch.
They leave when Kim arrives @ 3pm, and I take a nice warm shower - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 18% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) and mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era and walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm bulletin for the 39TH time: De Jong, Phegan, Palaszczuk, Short, Azzopardi, Ardern, Upcroft, Weinstein, Phelps, Caddick (heard), Higgins (heard), Albanese, Birmingham, Jenkins (heard), Willan, Miekle, McGovern (heard), Lockwood (heard), Cavallaro, Arnot, Gudinski, Meldrum, Mulkerin, Arvier, Greenbank, Fegan, Cull, Bradnam, Cielieski, Kramer, Plant, Calcutt, Linard, Drane, Khashoggi, Kohler, GlennDearden,Clifford, VillaniSobey, Cotton (heard) Fleetwood, Gamez, Maragna and Frydenberg,$1AUD = 77.07 USc. Wally Lewis read the sports report and Luke Bradnam read the weather report. Brisbane was 18-31 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 20-27. 5:43am sunrise 6:15pm sunset
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