Friday Post 352c

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2068 (ha, I'm just over two grand XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed THIRTY-ONE MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• One hour later, PIG mum's daily a-THUMPING around upstairs awakens me to use the pot :P again. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with absolutely nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, just coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Grr, isn't PIG mum mean? >< Instead of telling me that I had to get myself a spoon when I exited the bathroom (so I could have walked straight to the computer and noted that down before doing so), she waited until I'd walked down the entire hallway before commanding that! *sigh* 
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^