Monday Post 319b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2343 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed FORTY-NINE MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 106TH time!! Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Nature called again when I was woken by the sound of dearest dad unpopping the lock leading into the garage; after he'd kissed me bye, retucked me back into bed and left for his hard day's work, Uber and I happily cuddle and snored for about another hour, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before noisy PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room before going back out to await Annette's arrival @ 9am.
• After Annette arrives and gives me fifteen more minutes, I use the pot :P once more for three tinkles, we get me kitted and I head over to the bathroom. Thanks to Annette who squirts some toothpaste for me; Ela enjoys beginning the week with a break~
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out after five minutes when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Yay, the flaky bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) makes a return! I munch one bowl of that along with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast lightly smeared with avocado and also lightly sprinkled with salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I sit once more over the loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into Annette's passenger seat, she kindly helps me with my seatbelt and then she tootles me off to Underwood MarketPlace.
• PIG mum's concession for sore Elf. I walk halfway and use Sparkless3 the other half. Obviously I chose the shopping half in Sparkless3! She'd said I could buy myself a sushi roll for arvo tea but the place was shut for some family emergency and the bakery didn't have anything that looked appealing, so Annette said why not try that Afghan food shop? I chose some fried chicken bun that looked steamed. 
• Back home I took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Annette who helped me rinse out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Annette flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Annette rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside, lunch was a tuna in tomato and onion toastie (obviously unbuttered) with one slice of cheese and some warm infusion. Annette cleaned the bathroom and I signed her off with my thanks and byes @ 1pm. She's back again same time next Monday.
• When Annette left, I popped online for twenty minutes, used the loo for one tinkle and climbed into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD. Obviously, she wouldn't help me buckle my seatbelt like Annette kindly did! XD Era helped Ela stretch for twenty five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 200 times, holding each for five seconds. PIG mum tootled me off to see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture.
• Lol, PIG mum has such a soporific voice I actually fell asleep while Aunty Anna was giving me massage and acupuncture and PIG mum was yapping @ her! XD
• Back home, I munched my yummy sushi roll for arvo tea and happily read for one hour, starting our new book club novel! Thanks to Amanda who saved me a large print version; I reached page twenty-five @ 4:09pm and finished page fifty @ 4:43pm.
• Before returning online I used the loo for one tinkle and also visited the loo for two more tinkles @ 5:50pm before happily watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 106TH time.
• Toms: Hannah's minding me from 9-2. Presuming we're getting my once-weekly pork salad roll from the Vietnamese bakery @ Calamvale Central. 
• Have physio in the arvo @ Breathe.
• Fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 107TH and wonder will dad take me to the Kwok residence to play ping pong?
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm bulletin (Nine's) for the 106TH time: Calcutt, Yvette (first name), D'Ath, Boulton, Fegan, Palaszczuk, Charlton (first name), Greer, Ford, Albanese (heard), Uhlmann, Tiffiny (first name), Genders, Hastie (heard), Moses, Upcroft, French, Margy (first name), Osmond, Heinke, Berger, Cantlay, Chiang, Bavas, Wulff, Stirling (first name, heard), Tully, Burrows, Affleck, Gottlieb, Hovland, Fleetwood, Cobbo (heard) and Lopez. 68.31USc = 1AUD.Wally Lewis read the sports report and Garry Youngberry read the weather report from Southport. Brisbane was 11-24 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 7-20. Sunrise 6:35am Sunset 5:13pm