Monday, July 11, 2022

Tuesday Post 314c

 Good afternoon and one final greeting for today! Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 1662. Ha, I'm over 1.5 grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for today?

  • After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, I happily snore for about another hour, waking once more to use the pot :P before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around. Soon, she's let herself back into my room to hit me with the eye goo before going back outside and awaiting Hannah's arrival @ 9am.
  • Once Hannah gives me fifteen more minutes, I use the pot :P for two more tinkles, we get me kitted and I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
  • Breakfast is one bowl of Minus :P with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast lightly smeared with avocado and gently dusted with salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  • Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  • Breakfast finished, I wash and dry Era before popping briefly online and awaiting David's arrival @ like 10:45am.
  • Physio with him: thirty seconds exercise bike riding, reaching for Era (100 reps), reaching for Ela (fifty reps), interlock fingers, reaching shoulders up (fifty reps), Ela wrist extension and theraweb. and shoulders reaching forward.
  • After one more loo trip, I climb into Hannah's tank and she tootles me off to Calamvale Central, parking out the end and unloading me into Sparkless3.
  • Don't buy any fruits/vegetables from the MegaDiscount Fruit Market today; just pop into Woolies to buy facial tissues. Hannah buys herself four sushi rolls from the Japanese place and I buy my weekly pork salad roll from the Vietnamese bakery - only this time, it's a lemongrass CHICKEN salad roll!
  • Things bought, we get back into Hannah's car and just play with our mobiles until PIG mum Whatsapp me, saying she's home now and then Hannah tootles me back home too.
  • Back home, I take a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who rinses out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye firmly shut.
  • I had one tinkle before Hannah flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Hannah rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one last when I was drying inside the ears with a tissue.
  • Back outside, lunch was my lemongrass chicken salad roll and one cup of peppermint tea. The roll wasn't bad!
  • Suddenly Sonia rings PIG mum thinking I've already had the Botox injections! Unsure why PIG mum turned the speaker on, but I yelled "Hi Mrs. Hoppie!" in the direction of the phone and got a laugh and an amused, "Hi, Em!" back from her. XD
  • At 2pm I sign Hannah off with my thanks and byes. She's back again next Tuesday 9-2.
  • Once I've used up the most important two hours of my day I'll head over to the gobbling :p table and ask PIG mum please for some arvo tea. unsure why she wouldn't lemme buy a sushi roll, but hey.
  • Excitement: Kim's coming @ 5:30pm and taking me to the pub for our Toastmasters function; don't haveta be home till 10:30pm!
  • Toms: seeing Ray for some massage and acupuncture; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him. XD
  • Cripes, think Leann said she couldn't find anyone to mind me toms ... ><
  • But most exciting of all, it's the Origin decider toms night! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS!!!
  • Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
    Cheers,
    Em. ^^

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