Monday Post 438d

 Good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1558. Ha, I'm over 1.5 grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Once I'd used up the most important two hours of my day I headed over to the gobbling :P table to read for one hour and wait for PIG mum to wake from her arvo nap upstairs to come down and gimme my choc chip hot cross bun for arvo tea! 
• I reached pg. 425 @ 4:29pm and with only fifteen minutes left to read, asked dad (he was playing with his smartphone on the couch) would he please gimme my chocolate hot cross bun for arvo tea? Somehow I don't think PIG mum will wake up anytime soon. XD
• Lol dad couldn't find the boring green tea and instead gave me one mug of French earl grey with milk, score! It didn't matter since he didn't add any sweetener since chocolate chips are naturally sweet and the tea tasted great!
• One more tinkle for me before I returned online.
• Dunno who's coming toms but hopefully we'll just grocery shop somewhere and then sit to play with mobiles since Elf has a sore ankle.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 438c

 Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1332. Anyways, potential final, final events for today?

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• When PIG mum gets home from swimming, dad goes. She sends me to the loo once more before I climb into the backseat of her 4WD and buckle my own seatbelt. PIG mum tootles us off to Woolies where my mission's to find a pack of hot cross buns!
• Woo hoo, I actually find a sixpack of CHOCOLATE hot cross buns! :D I was hoping for two; usually in our family dad gets half while PIG mum and I share one-quarter each, that's two hot cross buns, right? Well, for some bizarre reason, PIG mum'll only lemme eat ONE before giving the rest to dad? Huh, I reckon she's just finding new ways to restrict me. >< *sigh*
• Back home, I use the loo for one tinkle and then sit @ the gobbling :P table and play the HP version of Bejeweled; I've already passed three levels today!
• Lunch is one lightly battered oven baked fish fillet mashed up, topped with lotsa corn kernels but unfortunately without any cheese inside a small hot dog bun and one delicious mug of Chinese tea.
• After lunch, I visit the loo for one more tinkle and then return online.
• Once I've used up the most important two hours of my day I'll head over to the gobbling :P table, read for one hour and wait for PIG mum to gimme a hot cross bun for arvo tea!
• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news bulletin for the 76TH time tonight!
• Toms: PIG mum had better help me up earlier, coz toms I've got support from 10-2? Originally, she was thinking about sending me to Underwood Park for walkies but the weather's looking miserable and Elf's sore. :o(
• Whoops, outta time; hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 438b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only458 steps today (coz obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'What Binds The Hands Of Love?'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Be Interested In Everything God Does' 'and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Meeting Together In Jesus'. Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 7th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Today's only April the 1st but I've already achieved April's one week of awesome sleeps to keep me on track for last year's number of twelve! Back in 2019, 2020 and 2021 when I somehow achieved TWENTY-FIVE was just crazy, but PIG mum says not having any accidents more important.
• Like yesterday, nature didn't call until 6:20am; after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Nature called again around 7:45am (when dearest dad usually left for work) and then once more around 9am when I was woken by PIG mum's noisy daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. When she comes into gimme eye goo @ 8:45am I wonder why she's that early and she replies dad said go swimming after I've helped you up.
• After PIG mum helps me exceedingly slightly with only the bra strap and the tee (since dearest dad's home), she leaves me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle. PIG mum bites my head off for wetting the pullup pants when she's ripping them off but I've promised her that I'll use the pot :P should nature call tonight.
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast was (for the second consecutive day) one bowl of the less (sticky) bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) very lightly sprinkled with some Minus :P over the top, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Fingers crossed I can bbl, since I'm still owed FIFTY-ONE MINUTES online!!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 438

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 438c

 Good evening and definitely one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2544 (ha, I'm not just over two grand, I'm even over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Jesus Is Alive'. Anyways, final, final events for tonight?

• Dad said use the loo @ 5:40pm. After doing so, I climbed into the backseat of his 4WD, PIG mum climbed into the passenger seat and dad tootled us off to Uncle Stephen's and Aunty Yvonne's place for the second consecutive Sunday!
• Like last week, I grabbed the most left seat and started playing mobile games. When Uncle Stephen started laying out cutlery I asked him for a fork and spoon but when he forgot asked Aunty Yvonne. XD
• Dinner was disappointing in that I couldn't even even get one bowl of rice, even though I had a refill! Dad originally gave me a small half-bowl; when I asked PIG mum for a big half-bowl next she only gave me one teaspoonful. >< *sigh* But the pork balls were yummy, as was the roast pork and most amazingly, the zucchini was yummy! Usually I only like cucumber but this zucchini tasted nice!
• Dessert was PIG mum's banana bread; somehow she'd added chocolate chips to it, and 'twas delicious!
• Aunty Yvonne also made everyone a hot drink; PIG mum said mine was too hot and don't drink until she told me to, but then she forgot and just yapped unceasingly for one HOUR @ Aunty Yvonne before I politely interrupted and ask may I drink it now? XD
• We got home just before 9pm.
• Toms: it's the Easter Monday public holiday? Maybe expect a pissy plodding total from me? But hopefully PIG mum'll help me up before 9:45pm, she'll take me to Woolies to buy a hot cross bun and I can watch the 6pm news for the 76TH time! Unfortunately it'll be a fourth straight day where I'll not get any support but hopefully that'll return Tuesday.
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 438b

 Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1999. Lol, promise I'll have cracked two grand before the day's out! XD Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• After my most important two hours of the day online were up, I headed over to the gobbling :P to read for one hour and wait for PIG mum to wake up from her arvo nap on the couch (I know better than to wake her. XD) to feed me some arvo tea but she's put my book elsewhere? Didn't matter; I had my mobile and so happily played mobile games until PIG mum got up from the couch and cut me up one half-juicy, half-crunchy pear, two/three tasty crackers and one mug of plain green tea.
• Then I took a nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. Like yesterday, I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 15% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I tapped the nice warm water off, called PIG mum back and she dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until my bra strap needed doing up, Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laces needed tying.
• After I dried the loo seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, stamped both feet dry, drank a big half mug of water, did another stinky unspeakable, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dad's showering right now but once he's finished we'll head over for Uncle Stephen and Aunty Yvonne's place for 6pm!
• Hopefully bbl after dinner tonight else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 438

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1718 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's "If He Calls, He Keeps'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "Evidence Of Christ's Resurrection"; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "Jesus Christ Is Risen Today!" and fifthly, the spam count for the weekend's just two. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am when PIG mum woke me with her noisy daily a-THUMPING around upstairs and after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep since I knew she'd get very noisy again one hour later!
• Instead, I fell back asleep so soundly that I didn't wake again until PIG mum let herself into my room! I used the pot :P  then for one more tinkle, she hit me with the eye goo and helped me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Whilst doing so, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• PIG mum comes back ton finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the looo for one tinkle and PIG mum rips off the pull-up pants. After washing and drying both hands, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of the less yummy (so sticky) bird food (what Dr.Ku calls All-Bran XD) with a very light scattering of Minus :P over the top, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the toilet, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and buckle my own seatbelt. She checks before climbing into the driver's seat and parking under the service hall. I use the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry both hands while she's going herself and then grab my usual spot @ the most left.
• Suddenly, Aunty May comes over and asks what plans have I got for the picnic after baptism; when I sadly tell her dad won't lemme attend she replies no probs; Uncle Harry and I'll drive you! I happily Whatsapp dad this message.
• Yay, I got to stay seated for worship~ Like last week, I sang everything plus the harmony for three songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• After service I visited the loo for another tinkle and grabbed one packet of crackers, intending to take that upstairs to the main hall and nibble for morning tea before the baptism.Aunty May comes and she's about to take me with her but horrid PIGF mum shooes her away. ><
• I'm understandably frustrated and teary when sitting in the main hall waiting for the baptism. Aunty Happy sees me, goes what's wrong?? I tell her why I'm unhappy and she says don't worry; they have a good heart~
• After baptism, dad immediately hauls me off to Hungry Jack's for lunch with him. What a sad way to finish my official birthday month lunches. >< While he's driving he keeps going on about how much he's suffering and I'm wondering when did you take a leaf from PIG mum's book?
• I get a Whopper Junioe, half a packet (or less) of small chips and some orange juice. We bump into Dr. Esther, her fiancee, Julz and Joey, too!
• Back home, I use the loo once and pop online.
• Originally I was very disappointed to end my birthday month dinners with just a plain boring dinner @ home but suddenly Aunty Yvonne's invited us over to her place for dinner again!
• Toms: Easter Monday public holiday! Perhaps expect a super-pissy plodding total from me? Unfortunately, won't get any support toms arvo ... >< *sigh*
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 438e

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3345.  Aww, how come I couldn't have plodded eight steps fewer? 3333 would've looked cooler! XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?

• Had forty-five minutes to play the HP version of Bejeweled and passed two more levels! 
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, the special thing's there's baptism after service and then EM are gonna have a picnic lunch somewhere to celebrate! Fingers crossed the parents will lemme join!
• Also fingers crossed that dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner toms night for my final night of birthday MONTH celebrations!
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've managed FIVE posts tonight; that rarely happens Saturdays! XD

Saturday Post 438d

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3210 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'You're An Example". Righteo, continuing yesterday's events?

• The Broncos win convincingly! Am reading match report after match report and basking in their glory~ :D
• After watching Friday night knockoff, I quickly use the loo for one more tinkle and hit the sack; it's around 10pm!
• But today's events, just briefly:
• Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:20am~
• Had a singing lesson @ church with Dr. Lee! Phew he lemme stay seated~
• Went to Capalaba Park and had mini bahn mis for lunch!
• Dad took me to play table tennis with him @ church!
• Got home, had my sushi for arvo tea plus my second cup of white tea with one squirt of honey, showered (sang 15% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud) then watched the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 75TH time! All the things I like recording are in the previous post.
• Showered, had the usual dinner and returned online.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Sunday, else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 438c

 Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 2965 (so surely I'll have cracked three grand before Saturday ends XD) but secondly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed THIRTY-TWO MINUTES oonline after I watch the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 76TH time!! Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!

• At 5:55pm I sat over the loo for two tinkles then sat down @ the gobbling :P table. Hmm ... PIG mum was showering upstairs but neither she nor my dearest dad had left the television on!
• When she came downstairs I asked her immediately to please reheat me dinner and phew, she did! I wolfed it down and skipped soup. Dad ordered me over to the couch and I happily watched the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 74TH time!
• Kickoff begins like two minutes after the news ends!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames (Nine's, read by Pau Taylor) I saw while watching the 6pm news for the 76TH time: Geran (heard), Richter, Ware, Bavas, Sydes, Wilson, Abrahim, Wilson, Edwards, Hall, Karam (first name), KJostner, Canavan, Gorman, Hunt, Copp,Dearden, Crowley, Piotrowski, Schwarzenegger, Miquette (first name), Abercrombie, Geran, Rose, Tomasi, Tszyu (heard), Griffin, Gossett, Gere, Tapper, Luca (first name, heard), Rowsell, Ewing, Finau, Schleffler, Zerafa, Carrigan (heard), Webb (heard) and Bradnam (heard). Bronte Gildea read the sports report and Luke Bradnam read the weather report from the Isle Of Capri. Brisbane was 20-28 today. Brisbane toms: 19-27. Mt. Gravatt toms: 17-27. Sunrise 5:57am Sunset 5:47pm

Saturday Post 438b

 Heylo again, good afternoon and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total from Friday's actually 1141 (phew I passed one grand XD); secondly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1915 steps (so trust I'll have cracked two grand before the day's out XD); thirdly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'Good Friday'; fourthly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's "As Sure As God's Love For His Own Son'; fifthly, TWFT topic's "Evidence Of Christ's Resurrection (2)"and sixthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Passion Of Christ'' but seventhly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after I get home from table tennis this arvo with dad!! So hopefully bbl with last night's and today's events else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 438

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 438c

 Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for today! Firstly, the spam count for the week's ten and secondly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for today now stands @ only 747/ Lol, I'm getting in touch with my inner jumbo jet here. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Friday? 

• Lunch was one yummy lightly battered fish fillet smashed with some mayo inside a hotdog bun; pity PIG mum made it healthier by covering it with corn kernels! XD 
• Lunch was washed down with one mug of delicious Chinese tea, after which I happily played the HP version of Bejeweled coz I'd been given forty-five minutes of free lives! Today I somehow managed to pass three levels; that prolly means I'll not pass any for another three days. XD
• At 1:45pm I asked PIG mum was she gonna take me grocery shopping and aisle walking yet but when she didn't reply presumed she was arvo napping and kept playing mobile games until she came downstairs.
• Before going out I sat over the loo for one tinkle.
• Suddenly, dad says he'll drive!
• But Rochedale IGA's closed! Instead, dad takes us back to where PIG mum used to send Hannah and me on our thirty-minute hikes. I walked out to where they fed the ducks and sat; the parents went and walked a loop.
• I'd thought we'd finally go grocery shopping and aisle walking after the park visit but instead dad tootled us straight back home!
• Arvo tea was some delicious white dragon fruit, three tasty small round crackers and one huge mug of green tea.
• Took a nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud. Actually, I was done after just 10% but happily leaned fully against the right-side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before tapping the nice warm water off and calling PIG mum back.
  
• Once she dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else until Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laces needed tying.
• After I dried the loo seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, stamped both feet dryt, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• At 5:55pm I'm gonna sit over the loo for one more tinkle and then head down to the gobbling :P table where hopefully PIG mum will have reheated dinner for me; after watching the 6pm news for the 74TH I'm gonna watch the Broncos play the Cowboys! Hopefully the Broncos can still win without Payne Haas and Adam Reynolds/Patrick Carrigan ...
• Toms: hope PIG mum helps me up before 9:30am!
• Looking forward to my once-weekly egg for breakfast~
• Wonder how long I can read for toms?
• Almost forgot! @ 10am till 11:30am I'm going to church since Dr. Lee's teaching peoples how to sing better! But that ends @ 11:30am and I've not any plans for the rest of the day so perhaps expect another pissy plodding total from me?
• Anyways, wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 438b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 265 steps (since obviously, I've not left the house today and maybe don't expect much more coz it's Good Friday and like everything's closed); secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'When Everyone Deserts You'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "Evidence Of Christ's Resurrection (1) - Good Friday" and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Jesus, Our Substitute' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online  this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until the noisy garbage truck THUNDERED down our road and woke me; after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Nature calls again around 7:45am and then I snore soundly until around 9:15am, when PIG mum's daily a-THUMPING around upstairs wakes me for one more pot :P trip. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help exceedingly slightly with not just the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad hasn't gone over to the Cheung residence for morning tea yet) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of the less yummy (stick) bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD), all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Happiness is finding out I've been given thirty minutes of free lives to play the HP version of Bejeweled; I play it all and have passed three levels today! But am stuck on some harder level now and  prolly won't pass anymore levels for @ least another three days. XD
• Thirty free minutes used up, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above he cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. I used the loo once more @ 11:40am when nature suddenly called; right now we're waiting for Aunty Winnie to drop by with some dumplings! Dumplings are my FAVOURITE food!
• Fingers crossed dad will take us grocery shopping somewhere after lunch and I can find hot cross buns with CHOC CHIPS!  XD
• Also fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme shower early and feed me dinner @ 6pm while I watch the 6pm news for the 74TH time coz once that ends, the Broncos are kicking off against the Cowboys @ 7pm!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl else hope everyone has a lovely weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 438

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 438c

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3130. Ha, I'm over three grand. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I had fifty minutes to happily play the HP version of Bejeweled and chat over Messenger with Alison and Janell.
• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: Good Friday! Score I get a reprieve from blasted physio. XD
• Unfortunately, that also means I'll not get any support until Tuesday ... *sigh*
• Anyways, hope everyone has a lovely end to the week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 438b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2965 (so will have hopefully cracked three grand before Thursday finishes) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Silence Was Golden'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• When dad tried summoning me over for dinner @ 6:55pm I said if you can't wait please eat first; I'll join you after the news finishes.
• At 7pm, I used the loo once more for two tinkes and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, lotsa soup carrot, lotsa not-very-yummy pumpkin, one slice of tasteless soup pork and several wee chunks of beef.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl shortly after 99pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Friday, else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 438

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2712 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's '10 Results Of The Resurrection'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Work On Growing Closer' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'A New Command To Love' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FIVE MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 73RD time. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:05am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Lol, I'd nearly fallen back asleep ten minutes later, when PIG mum began her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before going back outside and awaiting Karina's arrival @ 7:45am.
• After PIG mum lets Karina inside @ 7:45am, Karina knocks, opens the door and calls good morning. After I flap one of Pijum's ears @ her she responds "Hitting the snooze button for fifteen more minutes ..." Pijum gives another earflap and Karina leaves us be; phew, since Pijum anatomically incapable of giving the Bear Bum. XD
•  When Karina comes back, I use the pot :P once more for three tinkles, we get me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth before sitting over the loo for one tinkle. After washing and drying Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table with Karina, rousing @ her for AGAIN not eating breakfast, the naughty girl! ><
• My own breakfast is three dry (no honey) Weet-Bix sprinkled with Minus :P over the top, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Thanks to Karina who's turned on Sunrise for my viewing pleasure; over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I sit once more over the loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the passenger seat of Karina's car and she tootles me off to the Garbo library for GCCW. Thanks to Karina who kindly helped me buckle my own seatbelt all day.
• At the Garbo library, I use the disabled loo once and then head again into meeting room two, since Meeting Room One's already occupied.
• Only six attended today; Mary helped me once to the bathroom @ morning tea and homework for next meeting's 'dabbler'. The meeting ended more than fifteen minutes early and I rang Karina for pickup; Tammy waited with me and a librarian called Nigel came into clean the room. I asked him why did your mum give your mum such a mean name? He laughed and answered back during the 70s, Nigel didn't mean Nigel no-friend yet! XD
• When Karina came, she took me once more to the loo and then unwrapped my gyros to eat while she tootled me to the NAB for my last session with Peng.
• Physio today: Nine transfers from double red mats to plinth with four, two- and one-point kneeling, forty sit-to-stands with left and forward weight shift, forty single leg push-ups in tower of power for Elf after Sonia checked her.
• After one more loo trip, Karina tootled me home and I took a nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Karina who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Karina tapped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Karina rekitted me, I had another tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Aww, back out @ the gobbling :P table, Karina had a beautiful belated birthday card and a MINION straw waiting for me; <3 the Minions! :D She said she'd taken another client shopping and seen it along some side stall. 
• When she left I did another stinky unspeakable and popped online.
• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 73RD time!
• Toms: it's Easter Friday! Unfortunately that means I'll not get any support over the Easter long weekend but I'm sure PIG mum will insist we attend Good Friday service somewhere. Will hopefully crack 1000 steps~
• Anyways, hopefully bbl tonight else wishing everyone a smashing end to the weekend toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, read by Andrew Lofthouse) for the 73RD time: Chetham, Sydes, Kenzie, Fernyhugh, Coventry, Bavas, Saunders, Biden (heard), Trump (heard), Godfrey, Rubialis (heard), Hamiso (heard), Francis, Savva, Geran, Kefu, Toutai (first name), Demetriou, Haas (heard), Walsh (heard), Walters (heard), Bennett (heard) Haqqani, Liveris, Agar, Stonis, Neser, Bsrtlett, Miles, Rawlings, Mergler,  Krahenbring, Kearsley, Butler, Leapai, Buttigieg, Albanese, Bowen, Canavan, Barty Geran, Inglis, Stewart, Lockyer (heard), Cleary (heard), Luai (heard), Williamson, Tapper, Morris, Ley and Bradnam.. Dominique Loudon read the sports report, Chris Kohler read the finance report. 65.28USc = 1AUD.  Luke Bradnam read the weather report from Burleigh Heads. Brisbane was 20-29 today. Brisbane toms: 20-*28. Mt. Gravatt toms: 18-27. Sunrise 5:56am Sunset 5:49pm

Wednesday Post 438f

 Good evening again and definitely one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ only 971. Sorry, not quite 1000. Maybe toms. XD Anyways, just briefly, final, final events for tonight?

• Sanella came and took me to play ping pong; we played the Easter egg game! Table tennis won't happen next Wednesday, though.
• Got home, showered and happily watched the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 72ND time. All the things I like recording are in today's second post.
• Had dinner, returned online and visited the loo once more @ 9pm.
• Toms: Karina's coming @ 7:45pm and taking me to GCCW! Hopefully there'll be more Easter chocolate. XD
• She'll get me a gyro for lunch and tootle me off to the NAB for my last physio session with Peng. I'm gonna give him one of my little chocolate bunnies since PIG mum says we don't have enough money to buy them chocolate anymore.
• Karina will see me home and showered before leaving around 3:45pm.
• Doubt we'll eat dinner out toms night so fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news for the 73RD time!
• And best of all, it's ice cream night toms night! Like I say every week, a very little's better than none @ all!
• Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've managed SIX posts tonight; that's even rarer than five!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^ 

Wednesday Post 438e

 Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ only 931. Lol, hopefully I'll have reached 1000 before Wednesday ends! XD Anyways, continuing events for tonight?

• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. Suddenly Tiff rings, saying she's coming but will arrive late! I say take you're time; I'm just online~
• She was meant to arrive @ 10:30am but really arrived @ 10:41am; when she rang the bell I asked PIG mum to please let Tiff inside while I quickly visited the loo for one more tinkle.
• I just took both shoes off and then lay face-up on my bed while Tiff assessed Ela. The trick to assess Ela while leaving her relaxed's just keep me talking; Tiff and I just chatted about random things. She told me she's going overseas (Philippines/Vietnam) for Easter with her church!
• After Tiff finished the assessment, she kindly helped me retie my shoelaces and then I used the loo for another tinkle while she went to tell PIG mum that Ela didn't require any more Botox yet.
• When she left, I returned online to finalise and circulate my GCCW homework before plopping briefly online for myself.
• When PIG mum summoned me over for lunch, I noted down the time then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Lunch was one tuna in tomato and onion toastie with one slice of cheese and one delicious mug of Chinese tea.
• After lunch, I took the plate over to the sink and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Before Sanela came, I sat over the loo for two more tinkles. Actually she came late but that was expected since the weather has been really crummy this week.
• There wasn't any cake together but we played the Easter egg game and the coaches like threw their backs out leaping for our mishit balls! XD
• Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed FIVE posts! That hasn't happened Wednesdays for awhile! XD
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Wednesday Post 438d

 Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ only 905 (so fingers crossed I'll have cracked one grand before the night ends!) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'What If?' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed  FORTY-FIVE MINUTESonline after dinner tonight!! Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• PIG mum came back only to finish with Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to  the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) very lightly sprinkled with some Minus :P (meaning for breakfast toms I'd better get Weet-Bix and Minus :P not All-Bran for the 4TH CONSECUTIVE DAY), all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 438c

 Good afternoon again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands only @ 544 but secondly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after I get home from table tennis!! Anyways, let's start off with yesterday's events first!

• Once I'd used up the most important two hours of the day I headed over to the gobbling :P table to read and wait for PIG mum to gimme some arvo tea.
• Yesterday I reached pg. 375 @ 4:18pm and reached pg. 400 @ exactly 4:55.
• The old lady (well she looks old to me but mother says she's heaps younger than her XD)  Kelly arrived three minutes late but that was to be expected coz the weather has been miserable all week.
• Getting to QUT was a disaster! First we were rerouted off Loogan Road due to congestion and when we finally made it onto the highway traffic was stopped due to crashes! When we finally were one street off entering QUT some stupid bus driver wouldn't let Kerge left hence why she was forced to enter the highway again and make a big loop around!
• But the most incredible thing was that after all that ruckus, the free parking was still available!
• Only seven members attended last night. Neil bought a big packet of sweet chili chips to share but when I roused @ him that I can't take chilli he found an almost empty packet of sour cream and chives chips and I got one handful of that!
• Afterwards, Kelly tootled me back to the Warrigal Square Maccas where I got my UnHappy Meal with an orange juice. Kelly got herself a medium cheeseburger meal with a Coke; when I roused @ her how come I couldn't have traded her a milkshake for that she replied she wanted more chips. XD
• Back home, repeat the usual nightly events and zzz~
• Today: yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:35am and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• I'm woken for one more pot :P trip shortly before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap and tee (since dearest dad's home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, readbyAndrewLofthouseandMelissa Downes) for the 72ND time: Greenis, Southam, Paterson, Searlle, Kearsley, Wallace, Sydes, Meares, Kai (first name), Gilreath, Kenzie, Farley, Buttigieg, Homendy, Biden Fegan, Fowler, Tyrell (heard), Shoebridge, Ariane (first name), Haber, Dorsett, Heagney, Fagan,  Crichton (heard), Reader, Petaia, Fifita (heard), Kiss, Dobbin, Memma, Winnington, Dietrich, Rice,  Mansfield, Todhunter, Costa, Ford, Titmus, Assange, Miles,Gollschewski, Gavin, Purdie and Kohler (heard). Chris Kohler read the finance report ($1AUD =65.28USc),Alisa Smith read the sports report and Luke Bradnam read the weather report from Surfers Paradise.  Brisbane was 21-34. Brisbane tomorrow: 21-28. Mt. Gravatt toms: 19-28. Sunrise: 5:56am Sunset 6:03pm

Wednesday Post 438b

 Heylo again, goood afternoon and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total from last night's actually 2233; secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'Follow The Leader'; thirdly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 518 steps today (and don't expect too much more coz I'll use Sparkless3 for table tennis and GG's on term break right now); fourthly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's '"ow To Delight In God's Word"; fifthly, TWFT topic's 'Your Secret Place' and sixthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Fruitful Believers In Christ' but seventhly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR     and     FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online after I get back  from table tennis!! So hopefully bbl with last night's and today's events, else hope everyone's having a lovely week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 438

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 437b

 Heylo again and probably one final greeting for today! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 1577. Ha, I'm just over 1.5 grand. XD Righteo, probable final, final events for today?

• After I'd used up my most important two hours of the day I headed over to the gobbling :P table to read for one hour.
• Today, I reached pg. 375 @ 4:18pm and reached pg. 400 @ exactly 4:55pm but got slightly teary (thankfully not in her presence, though) when PIG mum got up me for not sitting with perfect posture to read. Heck, can't you just leave me alone to enjoy a good book?? >< *sigh* But @ least she gave me some fruit, a small mouthful of crushed tasty rice cracker and one huge mug of green/peppermint tea.
• Reading done, mI walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo before returning online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Kelly's taking me to Toastmaster's soon! Looking forward to getting Maccas for dinner; never mind that Unhappy Meals were what I got @ LEAST THREE DECQDES ago!!
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, since Tiff's coming to assess Ela @ 11am but PIG mum says there isn't any time to go walking but I'm playing table tennis in the arvo and GG's on term break.
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 346

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1123 steps (ha, I'm over one grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Forever Satisfied'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Walking With God' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Missing The Basics'. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Nature calls again around 7:45am; after another pot :P and happier snorings  with Pijum, I'm awoken for the pot :P once more shortly before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is two/three yummy but dry (no honey) Weet-Bix with a very light sprinkling of Minus :P over the top, all my usual drugs :P and one full cup of water. Oh, I also enjoyed the lactose-free yoghurt that Jacinta left behind and said I could eat; that tasted great! Originally I was nervous it'd taste disgusting like the vegan Whopper but perhaps I've just got inferior tastebuds. XD 

  Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After breakfast, I walked myseelf slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• When Sanella arrives, PIG mum immediately orders me out, despite me protesting I'm not done yet. Her justification's 'if you don't leave NOW you're gonna be late'.

• But traffic was bad and I ended up late anyway! Usually I'd ring reception @ 9:55am but said Senella said ring @ 9:53am. I was super-busting by the time I reached the loo and told Sanella don't bother wiping the seat; I've gotta pee NOW! XD

• Peng meets us near the entrance @ the NAB and waves away my profuse apologies about being late.

• Physio today: Forty-five sit-to-stands with left and forward weightshift,  seated reaching cone work for both hands and Peng checked and measured Elf with Elaine. Elaine says they received the e-mail I sent last night and that Mrs. Hoppie will check Elf on Thursday~

• After one more toilet trip, Sanella tootled me off to Pinelands Plaza and left me inside the car while she got groceries from Coles and bought me a pork salad roll from the Pinelands Bakehouse. Usually, I go with, but was excused today on account of Elf's sore ankle and the rainy weather.

• Back home I took a nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Senella who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

• I had one tinkle before Sanella flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Senella rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when I was drying inside both ears.

• Back @ the gobbling :P table, lunch was my yummy pork salad roll (not crackling; unsure did Sanella forget to order crackling/did Aunty Nancy (Sanella told me the taller lady served her, not the shouter, rounder one XD) with one mug of green/peppermint tea.

• After I finished lunch, I plopped online and booted the computer up. Sanella washed my lunch cup then sat and gave Ela a very light massage for exactly ten minutes; apparently, Michelle says that's how long the massage should be?

• At 1:45pm I signed her off with my thanks and byes. She's back toms and taking me to table tennis!

• Once I've used up the most important two hours of the day I'll visit the loo for one tinkle and then sit @ the gobbling :P table, read for one hour and wait for PIG mum to come down from her arvo nap before asking for some arvo tea.

• The old lady's taking me to Toastmasters tonight ... what's her name, Sandra?

• Looking forward to bring some dinner back home from Maccas; never mind that Unhappy Meals were what I ate surely THREE DECADES ago!! *sigh*

• Toms: think I'm seeing Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture? Bet PIG mum's simply  DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her.

• Fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me grocery shopping and aisle walking afterwards, else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.

• Sanella's coming back and taking me to table tennis toms arvo!

• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news for the 72ND time!

• Anyways, maybe bbl otherwise hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 346e

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2751. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post I happily played the HP version of Bejeweled and Candy Crush for like  thirty-five minutes.
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Can't remember who's taking me to the NAB for physio toms but it's not Lena. Have e-mailed the CEs and Mrs. Hoppie tonight explaining that I've hurt Elf and can't go walking around.
• Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a crackling pork bahn mi for lunch from the Pinelands Bakehouse afterwards.
• The old lady's taking me to Toastmasters tonight but I've forgotten her name. XD
• Looking forward to having dinner @ Maccas afterwards, never mind that *Unhappy nMeals were what I had surely MORE THAN THREE DECADES ago!!! *sigh*
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee3 he34, I've managed FIVE posts tonight! Only gonna write one/two toms, though. XD

Monday Post 346d

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2630 (ha, I'm over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's ... I've not received it yet? Well, perhaps it'll come later. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• Once the news ended, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice and leftovers from our dinner with Aunty Yvonne and Uncle Stephen!
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. 
• Righteo, hopefully bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday  ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^ 

Monday Post 346c

 Good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2269. Anyways, potential final, final events for today?

• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of dad's 4WD and buckle my seatbelt. PIG mum piles in too and dad tootles us all down to Warrigal Square for grocery shopping @ Woolies.
• Phew today I didn't haveta walk from one end to the other and back again. Only I'd pushed Elf pretty hard yesterday and after walking about two aisles I reported to PIG mum that she was uncomfortable.
• Back home, I sat over the loo for one tinkle and then climbed back into the car since dad we're going to Anaconda and getting you a new pair of shoes, since PIG mum says your original pair's getting old.
• After catching the lift up, I sat where you can try on shoes (thankful for backrests!) and the parents went shoe-hunting for me.. I tried three different pairs meaning I had to get up three times and hike around to feel how the new shoe's doing.
• Finally the chosen pair's a beautiful blue; my favourite colour! I told PIG mum to save the old pair and I'd wear them for the three Origin nights this year. XD
• For some reason dad demanded that I immediately sit outside the store and wear the new shoes immediately? Dunno why, but no biggie.
• Back home, dad whipped up some delicious fried rice for us (pity that I only got a small half bowl while the parents both had full heaped bowls *sigh*) and PIG mum poured mugs of delicious Chinese tea for us.
• After taking my cup to the sink, I walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Thanks to PIG mum who let Jacinta inside when she announced her arrival six minutes late, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door myself.
• So a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Jacinta who helped me rinse my hair out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, arvo tea was some fruit (pear/banana), three round tasty rice crackers and one big mug of green tea. Happiness was reading the book club novel for one hour (today I reached pg. 325 @ 3:12pm, reached pg. 333 @ 3:23pm and reached pg. 350 @ 3:48pm) before having the HP version of Bejeweled for twenty minutes - I passed another level!
• With five minutes left I used the loo once more for two tinkles and then signed her off with my thanks and byes. She's back next Monday same time and will have spag bol for dinner tonight.
• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) for the 71ST time.
• Toms: can't remember who's taking me to the NAB for physio but it's not Lena.
• Can hopefully buy a crackling pork bahn mi from the Pinelands Bakehouse for lunch afterwards!
• Looking forward to spending the most important two hours of the day online after the carer leaves.
• And I've forgotten her name, but the old lady carer's taking me to Toastmasters toms night. Looking forward to getting some dinner back from Maccas; never mind  that Unhappy Meals were what I ate @ least three DECADES ago!! *sigh*
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Sharyn Ghidella and Max Futcher) for the 71ST time: Wightman, Kingsun, Whop, Crisafulli, Pie, Blowers, Kroehn, Reynolds (heard), Baggeley (heard), Whitfeld, Paddy (first name), Haverson, Schrinner Phillips, Burley, Albanese (heard), Chan, McKell Scootts, Tibbitt,Hines (heard) Chaudhuary, Parmenter, Nikorima (heard), O'Shea, Devine, Wood (heard), Dodd (heard), Wen, Sarina (first name), Fifita (heard), Campbell (heard), Gillmeister, Andaraloro McClelland, Fentiman, Mirja (first name), Hardik, Tilak, Day (heard), Bostock, mZorkoo (heard), Achesterstraat, Lester, Putin (heard), Lindel (first name), Cain, Zelenskyy (heard), Kamala (first name), Brennan, McVeigh, Scanlon, Jeffreys and Dymock. Gemma Acton read the finance report, Shane Webcke read the sports report and Tony Auden read the weather report. Brisbane was 19-22 today. Brisbane toms: 20-24. Mt. Gravatt toms: 19-23.

Monday Post 346b

 Heylo again, good afternoon and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1940 steps; secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's ''Ministry And The Fear Of Man'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "You're Growing In Grace" and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Love God By Loving Others' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-THREE MINUTES online after Jacinta minds me for two hours!! Anyways, events for today?

• Aww, my five-day awesome sleep streak ended around 2am this morning but  I'm just relieved that I didn't have another accident like I did last week! XD
• Nature called again around 7:35am and  after another  pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Around 9am, I wake once more for the pot :P shortly before noisy PIG mum begins her usual noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum returns to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the   loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of the less yummy (sticky; I've had that for THREE CONSECUTIVE DAYS) so PIG mum had better gimme Weewt-Bix toms!) bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran) with a very light scattering of Minus :P, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the computer, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 346

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 346c

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 6102. Sweet, I'm over six grand and that's my best for 2024 thus far! Anyways, final, final events for tonight?

• Aww, I'd asked for two Tim Tams (Dr. Lee was a LEGEND and bought me a pack for my birthday; check out the Facebook post I shared about it!) but PIG mum only gave me one ... she says she'll only gimme one a week but what happens if dad steals them/they expire first?? >< *sigh*
• Used the loo for one tinkle, popped online and watched the 6pm news (Seven's) for the 70TH time. All the things I like recording are in today's first post.
• Ooops run outta time, so had dinner, returned online and used loo once more @ 9pm.
• Toms: perhaps expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, since Ray's not here, meaning I'll not see him for any acupuncture/massage? Hope PIG mum takes me grocery shopping and aisle walking somewhere, else expect a super-pissy plodding total fronm me.
• Lucy's minding me from 2:30pm till 4:39pm, I think? May read for one hour after she leaves and then watch the 6pm news  bulletin for the 71ST  time!
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 346b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 5967 (gonna pass 6000 before the night finishes, score! XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Palm Sunday' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FIFTEEN MORE MINUTES after I use the loo once more @ 9pm!! Righteo, continuing events for Sunday?

• After letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth I sat over the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast's one bowl of the less yummy (sticky) bird food (what Dr, Ku calls All-Bran XD), all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to  the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and buckle my own seatbelt. PIG mum tootles us off to church and parks outside the hall; I haul myself up the ramp, use the second cubicle of the normal ladies' loo (since both the disabled and first cubicle of the normal ladies loo have lids closed but PIG mum wouldn't lift it for me), wash and dry both hands and then grab my usual spot for service on the most left.
• Yay I get to stay seated for worship today. I sing everything, plus the harmony for three songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Tyvus, his sermon topic today was "Who's side Are You On?' and there was communion afterwards.
• After service, I used the loo again, grabbed myself a packet of MSG crackers and sat outside the  main hall. Yay, Dr. Lee wandered around and said he'd  take me to lunch, the state high and back home afterwards~
• Before PIG mum left for her weekly gossip and coffee social with the other aunties  who can't be bothered attending Bible study  like my dearest dad did, I used the bathroom once more and then stood @ the ramp head  waiting for Dr. Lee to bring his car closer.
• Lunch was @ some new part of Market Square  @ the very end of some long walk where there was like a food court. Charlie/some other guy found me a chair with a backrest while everyone else sat on stools.
• The lunch deal was sth called biang biang noodles, which were really fat ho fan! The noodles came with a burger (some piece of pork wrapped with crispy pastry and Dr. Lee had my can of Coke and walked to Woka Sunnybank and got me a HK-style coffee milk tea! :D
• The walk back to Dr. Lee's car was much shorter; there's actually pArking available right outside the end! Dr. Lee didn't tell me he'd done it; he just directed me! PIG mum surely wouldn't have done that. XD
• At the state high, some aunty walked behind me to the toilet and back. It's rather awkward without a handrail but thankfully manageable, only why'd they take the sink out?? XD
• Anyhow, I had great fun playing the HP version of Bejeweled; I passed like four levels! 
• Afterwards, I hiked all the way back to Dr. Lee's car; he tootled me plus some guy (he's got a tenant?) back to my place.
• Took a nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was done after only 10%, but happily leaned fully against the right-side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before tapping the nice warm water off and calling PIG mum back.
• Once she dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else and PIG mum didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laces needed tying.
• After drying the loo seat, sitting for one tinkle, drying inside both ears, stamping both ears dry and washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^