Heylo and probably one final greeting for today! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3394. Righteo, probable final, final events for today?
- PIG mum comes back to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I drink one tall cup of water before sitting over the loo proper. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
- After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- For breakfast, PIG mum fries me my once-weekly egg on one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast that has been very thinly smeared with a layer of avocado. I also enjoy one mug of delicious French Earl grey tea with one dollop of honey and happily play the HP version of Bejeweled because this morning I'm given one whole HOUR of free lives. Unfortunately, I only get to play twenty minutes before PIG mum says it's time to go buy groceries with her, but hey. I pass two levels; some days I don't pass any! XD
- After one more tinkle, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and buckle my own seatbelt. PIG mum tootles us off to Underwood MarketPlace and parks right out the front.
- Our first stop's Big W, where PIG mum buys another box of knickers for me. This time, she checks that the packet says full briefs and not just the picture! XD
- Next, we buy sushi. I get one honey chicken for arvo tea and PIG mum gets one avocado and one tuna for dearest dad's lunch.
- Our last stop's Woolies for groceries like milk.
- Back home, PIG mum feeds me one bowl of rice leftovers (the chicken I'd cooked with grace yesterday plus one whole bed of lettuce for lunch plus one mug of plain green tea.
- After taking the cup over to the sink, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- When PIG mum orders me off to shower, I note down the time and then walk myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- So a nice warm shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I'm all done after 11%, but happily lean fully against the right-side rail and water myself for another tinkle before tapping the nice warm water off and calling PIG mum back.
- Once PIG mum dries my back and the back of the chair for me, I do everything else and she doesn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps need sticking, my bra strap needs doing up and both laces need tying.
- After drying the loo seat, I sit for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, stamp both feet dry, wash and dry both hands and then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- Arvo tea's my delicious honey chicken sushi roll plus one more mug of delicious French earl grey, white tea with another squirt of honey.
- Before returning online, I sit over the loo for one more tinkle.
- Having dinner @ 6pm tonight, coz Bree's coming @ 6:45pm and taking me to Jo's 40TH! Her mum said eat dinner first coz there'll only be finger food available @ the party but fingers crossed Bree lets me stuff myself silly with finger food! XD
- Toms: just church, nothing special. Actually, the special thing's that EM's having lunch around the back afterwards!
- Unsure will dad take us out for our once-weekly family dinner out together tonight since he didn't last week ..
- Righteo, looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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