saturday post 2

good evening! today, em was hard @ work plodding 1222 steps today. sorry, that number's inaccurate, coz i accidentally reset the pedometer sometime, but hey. oh well. anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-after dinner, dad tootled us off to UF. dunno why he refused to park downstairs for me, but hey ... i survived.
-thankfully, we weren't asked to stand for worship tonight. so i sang the harmony for two songs, and clapped along to another two.
-sharing. 'twas hilarious! peter pie called up random parents and asked them about their kids.
peter:"what's your kid's name?
uncle calvin:"joanne."
peter:"and what does joanne like to do?"
uncle calvin:"joanne likes to do... whatever she likes to do." hehe! :P
-then we did a quiz. ten questions, parents answered for their kids, and kids answered for their parents. i'm proud to say, i scored a perfect ten. :) dad scored right behind me, with only one wrong (he'd guessed my favourite season was summer. it's actually autumn).
-then we played charades! again, 'twas hilarious. the first time, i was guessing.
monica:"four words!"
me, in canto:"one two three four!"
monica:" o_O"
:P the second time, i tried giving the clues.
-finally, we got together and had sharing. our sheet was about this girl who met an older boy. after hanging out for some time, they decided to get serious. the boy went to the girl's family to ask permission of her dad to court her. but dad refused permission unless the guy took STD tests and showed him the results. the boy refused, so the dad denied him permission to date the girl. the girl's asking for help. so we discussed that, and all agreed that the dad was over-reacting.
-finally, supper - and there was cheesecake! i scored myself a tiny slice - 'twas delicious! turns out hailey found the recipe and quiet dan baked the cake. i must compliment him if i see him @ church toms!
-anyways, dad tootled us home. PIG mum kicked me upstairs, through the usual nightly routine, and to bed. zzz.
today:
-when PIG mum got up for work this morning, i asked her to please allow me online. she refused, flounced off to work. i tried asking dad, but he too refused, so i just cuddled bear bear and snored my head off with him.
-tess arrived. *sigh* dad's still refusing tess permission to take me out to sizzlers to celebrate my belated birthday - but today, he said he might allow tess to take me to coffee club! still sounds great~
-tess Forced me to walk to the toilet to brush my teeth, Forced me to walk to the loo for a tinkle, and Forced me to walk downstairs with her to the gobbling :P table. phew - we managed alright without dearest dad - we made it safely down the stairs. :)
-thanks to dad who cooked chicken omelette and tess who made that into a sandwhich for me, cut into four squares. i drank a cuppa, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-i wrote a four page letter to PIG mum, and tess gave ela a massage - white and pink spots today. like, eww. :P
-tess forced me to play scrabble with her for fifteen minutes. think we tied today.
-thanks to tess who made me half a mug of warm milo, my second of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-when the garage door came up, tess took me upstairs to the loo once more. thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - my third i could hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-tess left, PIG mum came home. she made me walk over to wash both hands, made me walk over to dry both hands, and made me walk down the stairs for lunch.
-i've forgotten what lunch was >< just that vincent the bloody physio appeared during it. ><
-so he Forced me to walk two lapa all by myself, not touching anything, then he sat me down and forced me to stand up and walk forwards to him eight times - with my eyes closed! ><
-dad/PIG mum took me up the stairs, and i tootled online till chrissy arrived, eight mins late today.
-so she Forced me to walk down the stairs and gave me a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the nice hot water off, dried and creamed myself, had another tinkle. chrissy rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying elf's laces.
-chrissy Forced me to walk to the fridge and freezer to get my arvo tea, Forced me to walk to the benchtop to make my cuppa, sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar (heaped, today :P) and Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-a toasted cheese - chrissy only ever allows one slice - so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares.
-chrissy started giving ela a massage @ 5:15 today! she wanted to rock off early, see. poor thing was feeling crook.
-she left just as lee arrived! he'd even brought PIG mum another pig meringue! :P
-so dad made us cups of rice green tea, and we yakked away. kwany's off to kelvin kum's place to cook dinner tonight, with a bunch of other fellas.
-after he left, PIG mum took me upstairs once more to the loo before i went back downstairs again for dinner.
-rice tonight, and again, i've forgotten with what. >< fish? but PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. and dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum hauled me back upstairs and i tootled online.
-she came to feed me the snout of the pig meringue lee bought her! :P so i've had my nightly bit of milk, too.
-argh, dunno why dad's ordering me back downstairs to sleep again. haven't i been up and down those bloody stairs enough times already today?!
-anyways, sorry for any mistakes tonight; i wanna go type a quick e-mail to PIG mum before she boots me off to bed. anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^