-this morning, when dad woke up for work, i swung myself around to use the pot :p once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her thumb gently back inside for some sleep, then cuddled my darling bear bear and snored my head off with him. actually, dearest dad refused to kiss me goodbye this morning, coz he's got the flu and didn't wanna give the flu to me, so he kissed bear bear instead. then, once he'd left for work, bear bear immediately kissed me back. :) then we cuddled and snored our heads off together. :P
-PIG mum poked me awake some time later. i swung myself around to use the pot :p once more. actually, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, but coz i was pretty sure PIG mum would refuse to roll me into the bathroom (why, i'm not sure, coz there's no slope for her to whinge and whine about how much her poor back aches), i just decided to wait till later.
-PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk out to the gobbling :p table, just as alice arrived!
-alice is a rather petite lady with a soft voice. PIG mum poured her one glass of water, then we yakked away, PIG mum wasting no time whatsoever in going for her favourite subject: dissing me. >< @ least dearest dad was left unscathed. :)PIG mum also showed alice my new bathroom! i introduced her to the pentapus. :p
-after alice left (she only stayed for around forty minutes), PIG mum fed me breakfast - about seven? twelve? of those weetbix honey bite things! they're quite yummy; too bad, though, awful PIG mum wouldn't even gimme one TEASPOON of honey with them. :(
-PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's face to face all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza. sadly, she refused to even TRY to see if there was one carpark available underground. then, of course, there wasn't one available upstairs. >< meaning she gleefully parked further away then made me walk all the way down.
naz was there! i was ready to wait until he was available to serve us; dunno why PIG mum just barged right ahead and ordered with the other girl working there. but when she was making my kebab, naz pulled her aside, and whispered sth into her ear. the outcome? she stuffed me one nice, big, fat kebab. :)
-we sat down @ cafe mi with uncle david! he only ever eats one dish: BBQ pork, roast pork and roast duck with rice. when i asked him why he never tried the other available stuff, he explained that he was too lazy to look @ the menu. :p
-two more awesome things: PIG mum said i was free to enjoy my own kebab without giving any to her; second thing, thanks to uncle david who shouted me one cold milk tea! he also told me that fiona works for shanrex (his packaging company) mon - thurs)
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-PIG mum made me walk into the toilet when we got home, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i did four tinkles and sat over the loo for like twenty minutes, until karen arrived, a good six minutes early.
-she led me over to the shower for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the hot water off (it's awesome that i can reach the taps myself now), dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was struggling to jam on elf's shoe with that shoehorn she brought me, which also doubles as a back scratcher.
-karen led me out to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was one banana sandwhich with maple syrup. karen also made me one mug of milo, my cup for today i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then we just both read away, me the third twilight novel, karen that 'power of emotions' book.
-karen gave ela a massage @ 5:30, painting her lime green with orange spots today.
-karen also took me to the toilet once more before leaving. she'll be back next tuesday, meaning that when aunty wendy's here toms, i've gotta ring alice and find out who's taking me to garbo come thursday night.
-i was watching seven's news when PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully decided to force poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for thirty-two minutes! >
-PIG mum made me walk to the loo after dinner, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. after two tinkles, she gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, then made me walk back to the computer table, refusing to watch me. luckily, i haven't fallen to my death yet! >< actually, she gleefully forced me to pinky promise her that i wouldn't cling onto the chair when she was making me walk to the computer. i wonder, do pinky promises still hold when they're made without sincerity? must research that ...
-even worse, PIG mum's denying me my entire PISSY two hours online! >< but don't worry, i've added that to my spreadsheet, and will try my HARDEST toget back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!
-toms: well, PIG mum won't lemme go ring the bells anymore coz she reckons my thinking's still warped, but she's booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio toms morning. >< hopefully, i'll survive ... >< but then aunty wendy's coming! :) so i'll ring CODA and ask aliuce who's gonna take me out to garbo on thursday night. anyways, sorry for any mistakes tonight; i've only got eighteen minutes to check my e-mail and get my facebook fix before PIG mum gleefully forces me off to bed! hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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