saturday post10

good afternoon! i came online @ 1:53, meaning i'll have satisfied the PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum all that pleasure to restrict me on when karen arrives. that's okay, i'm just noting down that i'm still owed FIVE HOURS online! and yes, i'll continue to PROMISE that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 1994 steps today. don't worry, i'm pretty sure i'll make it past 2000 when i come back online tonight. :p even though PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 8pm. >< argh, whatever. anyways, i'm off to check my e-mail first and get my facebook fix. :P bbl by 3:30 @ the latest to post about my day!
cheers,
em. ^^
-unsurprisingly, PIG mum refused to lemme pop online this morning, when she went to work. so i just snored my head off with bear bear until tess arrived, five minutes early, this time (last week, she was ten minutes late).
-tess kindly gave me ten more mins, then dug me up, got me kitted, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. ever since i was ten years old, i've had a habit of gargling the water ten times in my mouth before rinsing. each year, i'd add one more gargle. lol, by the time i'm fifty (if i ever reach that age) it'll take me forever to brush my teeth! :p
-after brushing teeth, tess Forced me to walk to the loo for two tinkles, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, and Forced me to walk to the gobbling :p table with her. the awesome thing is that tess gently lets me hold onto her hand, but today, i had to squawk "tess, please slow down, i can't walk as fast as you!" >< :p
-awesome, thanks to dad who made ham and eggs for breakfast! :) tess made that into a sandwhich for me, cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-then i finished my letter to nana. :) tess gave ela a brief massage, say, around ten minutes.
-tess also made me one mug of warm milo, another cup i could hold 'incorrectly'. i think she said she put half a teaspoonful of sugar into the milo.
-when dad came home, tess passed me one more cup of water - the third i could hold 'incorrectly' and took me to the loo, where i did a stinky unspeakable.
-oh, i almost forgot! tess brought her laptop along and lemme play with it! i retaught myself how to play solitaire and spider solitaire, it's been years! i also wrote tess a message using microsoft word; hope she'll remember to read! oh yeah, gotta try add tess's daughter on facebook!
-when tessa left, vincent the bloody physio arrived. >< i asked him if we could please go walking around outside (the grass provides a softer landing when you fall) and he agreed! basically, my torture session with him today was walking around in the grass three times. i fell five to seven times, luckily, each was only a bum fall. :0
-after he buggered off, :p PIG mum fed me lunch. rice this arvo, with lotsa little tong vegetable, one chunk of broccoli and several small but surprisingly tasty chunks of beef. lunch was washed down with a bloody coloured :p mug of fruit and vegetable juice, the second half of which i got to hold 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum wandered away to do sth.
-PIG mum made me walk back online. zero thanks to her and/or dad who came over, gleefully forced me to get up and move several steps into a position they preferred before i could sit down and finally pop online.
-well, karen should arrive in about fifty minutes, i'm gonna go try for my naruto fix. i'll try my best to come back online tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of the day's events!
cheers,
em. ^^