Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2271 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling forty-seven kcal or 980m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Do You Want Your Church to Grow? (1)'. Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning around 7:50am, before spending the ten minutes till 8am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to
help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed
to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction
to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she
could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue, with me waking once more
for the pot :P @ 8am and again @ 9am before PIG mum comes and
pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she comes back, I use the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG
mum gets me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over
to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully
FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was ... one bowl of fish congee! Thanks to PIG mum who lemme enjoy that with a pinch (literally) of salt. I alsodrank one
yummy mug of yummy mint drinking chocolate, another full mug of water
and popped all my usual drugs. :P Also, I continued my mostly silent chat to
Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today.
-Ding dong! Jacinta from Kyabra arrived for a meeting. See, PIG mum had asked could Kyabra send someone to pick me up from writers group, have lunch with me and drop me home afterwards. Currently, that's Carol, but toms someone else will do that job coz Carol's gone interstate visiing her very elderly parents.
-When PIG mum went to fetch something, I told Jacinta the new Irish joke I found for her. Jacinta also taught me that the name Seamus is always pronounced 'Shaymus'.
-While Jacinta and PIG mum were still talking @ 10:30am, I took myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near overwhelming hatred, not letting Him push me over, and did a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-After Jacinta had left (I just yelled bye to her through the closed door ), I got off the loo,went over to wash and dry both hands then let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-Again, we listened to the 1998 FIFA World Cup's official soundtrack all day, and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, too. While PIG mum drove me to see Vincen5t, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: Ela took twenty minutes to pointlessly open loo door, hold onto rail and close loo door, and I sat first go but stood for rest of session anyway, bending down for Ela to touch Elf's shoe @ least ten times.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch! I enjoyed the sweet and sour pork with rice (Uncle Steven was awesome and gave me lotsa pineapple) while PIG mum had the Hokkien fried noodles. Before leaving, I also went over and told Uncle Steven what a good little boy Andrew was for giving me the last mini sausage roll during church morning tea around three Sundays ago.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, went to Calamvale Central to refuel the 4WD (she'd one of those four cents off dockets) then drove us home. While she did all that, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Well, Annette should come to supervise my shower in like thirty minutes, so fingers crossed I can bbl once more after she leaves @ 6pm, else toms:
-Mid morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Aunty Deana will come mind me for three hours from 12:30pm.
-When I get back home, I've gotta do my writers group homework! Topic's sth like 'Why do you write?'
-Must check: think Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Lol, must try to persuade her to take me out to Garbo for the late night shopping. XD
-Wait wait wait! I think Chicago Fire's airing tonight! Must check guide!1 :D
-Actually, I got a sore throat last night, and it keeps threatening to return ... but toms night's ice cream night: stay away please, sore throat!
-So fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday, June 30, 2014
Monday Post 158d
One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 7547; D2's idiot owner promises to try and remember to note down his report for toms! XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-After I finished Monday Post 158c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: Jacinta's coming for a morning meeting; I think she's found someone who can collect me after writers group, have lunch together and drop me back home afterwards!
-Only then I have a late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards; I haven't been there for one MONTH and I wanna tell Uncle Steven what a good little boy Andrew was when he gave me the last mini sausage roll!
-And Annette's coming back to supervise my shower again toms arvo. Oh, I've gotta find out who's coming Wednesday arvo, too ... anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-After I finished Monday Post 158c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: Jacinta's coming for a morning meeting; I think she's found someone who can collect me after writers group, have lunch together and drop me back home afterwards!
-Only then I have a late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards; I haven't been there for one MONTH and I wanna tell Uncle Steven what a good little boy Andrew was when he gave me the last mini sausage roll!
-And Annette's coming back to supervise my shower again toms arvo. Oh, I've gotta find out who's coming Wednesday arvo, too ... anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday Post 158c
Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 7547. Anyways, continuing today's events?
-When Annette announcedher arrival, PIG mum let her in. I finished my game of Bejeweled before going to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my owqn hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly rekitted myself (Annette kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves) and mostly rekitted myself (Annette only helped with Elf's AFO and both shoelaces). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and silently, slowly but most hatefully singing 1/4 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before letting Annette Force me to walk out to the kitchen and prepare arvo tea: the chicken teriyaki roll I'd bought earlier that arvo, plus one mug of lemon green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Annette cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for nearly forty minutes, painting her blue with white spots today. Yes, she's still gloating the Blues Origin victory. XD
-Before leaving, Annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back toms arvo, for her regular shift.
-I returned happily online; alas, PIG mum awoke soon after Annette had left, tumbled downstairs, immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-Actually, I went and did a stinky unspeakable first.
-First, I let PIG mum gleefullyforce poor Ela to practise fifteen minutes piano for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) I was sitting, (2) Era got to play afterwards and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play even semi-decently. I'm not gonna claim I was great or anything, but I wasn't half-bad, honest ... it just makes me so sad, to see what the cruel and unfaithful God has reduced me too ... well, maybe God can take away my playing ability (just like he's taken away my mobility, my future, my friends, nearly everything) but I'll NEVER let Him take away my love of playing the piano!! ><
-After that, I let her gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for her.
-And finally, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes. Meaning cripes, after one more loo trip, 'twas already 8:45pm!
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, but super-bland and tasteless everything else. Soup pork, one soup mushroom, lotsa lettuce and some 'shoot yee' (say that in Canto). Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of pork and shoot yee soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Only dearest dad Facetimed us! The big 70th birthday dinner for First aunty's happening tonight! I talked with Karry, Sunny, Grace, Teresa, Uncle Dick Dick and Uncle Sam!
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Annette announcedher arrival, PIG mum let her in. I finished my game of Bejeweled before going to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my owqn hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly rekitted myself (Annette kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves) and mostly rekitted myself (Annette only helped with Elf's AFO and both shoelaces). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and silently, slowly but most hatefully singing 1/4 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before letting Annette Force me to walk out to the kitchen and prepare arvo tea: the chicken teriyaki roll I'd bought earlier that arvo, plus one mug of lemon green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Annette cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for nearly forty minutes, painting her blue with white spots today. Yes, she's still gloating the Blues Origin victory. XD
-Before leaving, Annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back toms arvo, for her regular shift.
-I returned happily online; alas, PIG mum awoke soon after Annette had left, tumbled downstairs, immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-Actually, I went and did a stinky unspeakable first.
-First, I let PIG mum gleefullyforce poor Ela to practise fifteen minutes piano for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) I was sitting, (2) Era got to play afterwards and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play even semi-decently. I'm not gonna claim I was great or anything, but I wasn't half-bad, honest ... it just makes me so sad, to see what the cruel and unfaithful God has reduced me too ... well, maybe God can take away my playing ability (just like he's taken away my mobility, my future, my friends, nearly everything) but I'll NEVER let Him take away my love of playing the piano!! ><
-After that, I let her gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for her.
-And finally, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes. Meaning cripes, after one more loo trip, 'twas already 8:45pm!
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, but super-bland and tasteless everything else. Soup pork, one soup mushroom, lotsa lettuce and some 'shoot yee' (say that in Canto). Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of pork and shoot yee soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Only dearest dad Facetimed us! The big 70th birthday dinner for First aunty's happening tonight! I talked with Karry, Sunny, Grace, Teresa, Uncle Dick Dick and Uncle Sam!
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday Post 158b
Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4690; D2's new report: 4690 steps also equals 113kcal or 2.05km. XD Righteo, events for today?
-Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am again, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue, with me waking twice more for the pot :P - once @ 8am and again @ 9am until PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she comes back, I use the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum gets me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was ... you know, I've forgotten. XD But I know I drank one yummy mug of yummy mint drinking chocolate, another full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P Also, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today.
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the 1998 FIFA World Cup sountrack all day, too. While PIG mum drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished off my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times.
-Theren't weren't any parking spots available @ UQ, but just when PIG mum was walking me inside before going to repark the car elsewhere, my student came for me! We went upstairs together and I used the loo once more before heading into the gym.
-Physio today: weight bearing for Elf, reaching for Era, forty sit-to-stands, stepping for Elf and Erf and iano for Ela and Era.
-Afterwards, I went once more to the loo, then PIG mum tootled us off to Woka Woka for lunch. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five. That takes five minutes, BTW.
-At Woka Woka, today the lunch special wasn't rice but noodles with pork/chicken! They were fairly thin yellow noodles~
-After lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to Sushi Sushi and back to buy myself a teriyaki chicken roll for arvo tea. There were two there, one cheaper by ten cents; when I asked why the price difference; the guy @ the counter explained that one was made from white rice and the other brown! Can't remember which one I got, though. XD
-We both visited the loo once more before having a massage. Today, lei shifu and I didn't converse much; we just listened to PIG mum and Toby yapping @ each other!
-Afterwards, I used the loo once more before PIG mum tootled us home. Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When Annette announced - argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am again, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue, with me waking twice more for the pot :P - once @ 8am and again @ 9am until PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she comes back, I use the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum gets me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was ... you know, I've forgotten. XD But I know I drank one yummy mug of yummy mint drinking chocolate, another full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P Also, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today.
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the 1998 FIFA World Cup sountrack all day, too. While PIG mum drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished off my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times.
-Theren't weren't any parking spots available @ UQ, but just when PIG mum was walking me inside before going to repark the car elsewhere, my student came for me! We went upstairs together and I used the loo once more before heading into the gym.
-Physio today: weight bearing for Elf, reaching for Era, forty sit-to-stands, stepping for Elf and Erf and iano for Ela and Era.
-Afterwards, I went once more to the loo, then PIG mum tootled us off to Woka Woka for lunch. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five. That takes five minutes, BTW.
-At Woka Woka, today the lunch special wasn't rice but noodles with pork/chicken! They were fairly thin yellow noodles~
-After lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to Sushi Sushi and back to buy myself a teriyaki chicken roll for arvo tea. There were two there, one cheaper by ten cents; when I asked why the price difference; the guy @ the counter explained that one was made from white rice and the other brown! Can't remember which one I got, though. XD
-We both visited the loo once more before having a massage. Today, lei shifu and I didn't converse much; we just listened to PIG mum and Toby yapping @ each other!
-Afterwards, I used the loo once more before PIG mum tootled us home. Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When Annette announced - argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday, June 29, 2014
Monday Post 158
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4234 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 101kcal or 1.85km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'What Will You Leave Behind?' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Annette leaves @ 6pm!! But just noting down that I had a great sleep last night, UQ physio this morning with Brad, before PIG mum and I shared lunch @ Woka Woka. We both had a massage @ Chi-Link afterwards and Annette will come supervise my shower @ 4pm. Toms Jacinta from Kyabra will come for a morning meeting, before I haveta see Vincent the bloody physio for a late morning torture session. >< Only fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant, coz I've not had lunch there for ONE MONTH and I wanna tell uncle Steven what a good little boy Andrew was when he lemme eat the last sausage roll @ morning tea! Oh, and Annette's coming back to supervise my shower again toms. So hopefully bbl with today's events in more detail, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday Post 158c
Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 7140, remembering that like about 1631 of those steps were plodded last night @ the FX BBQ. Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-After I showered, PIG mum forced poor Ela to practise piano fifteen minutes for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) I was seated, (2) she let Era play afterwards and (3) I've always loved playing, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play semi-decently. I wasn't half bad, honest ... it just makes me so sad, to see what the cruel and unfaithful God has reduced and abandoned me to... ><
-Then I had to let her gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes, all the while listening to her nagging me about posture.
-Finally, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-After one more loo trip, dinner was six boiled dumplings, the ones Aunty June gave PIG mum this morning! That was with (literally) one drop of soya sauce and lotsa lettuce.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of carrot, mushroom and beef soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with ... oops, I've forgotten his name again. XD
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy udon for lunch from the Warrigal Square Sushi Train!
-And Annette's supervising my shower, coz Carol's gone like interstate.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-After I showered, PIG mum forced poor Ela to practise piano fifteen minutes for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) I was seated, (2) she let Era play afterwards and (3) I've always loved playing, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play semi-decently. I wasn't half bad, honest ... it just makes me so sad, to see what the cruel and unfaithful God has reduced and abandoned me to... ><
-Then I had to let her gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes, all the while listening to her nagging me about posture.
-Finally, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-After one more loo trip, dinner was six boiled dumplings, the ones Aunty June gave PIG mum this morning! That was with (literally) one drop of soya sauce and lotsa lettuce.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of carrot, mushroom and beef soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with ... oops, I've forgotten his name again. XD
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy udon for lunch from the Warrigal Square Sushi Train!
-And Annette's supervising my shower, coz Carol's gone like interstate.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday Post 158b
Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 6945, remembering that like 1631 of those steps were plodded last night @ the FX BBQ. Even so, though, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today, ha. XD Anyways, I'm seriously doubting I'll have time to note everything from FX last night and everything that happened today, so here are just the main, main points:
-Annette supervised my shower and I had my usual half-toastie for arvo tea.
-PIG mum drove me to the FX BBQ! I sat and met this new girl, Suna/Suni, who's only nineteen! Also, Dr. Lee was super-chivalrous! I'd cooked myself a chicken wing and was eating it, when the idiot thing dropped from my fork and hit the ground! Julz was like, "It's dead," but I protested, "It only got concussion, wash it, and I'll eat the other side!" But Julz cremated it (it was still alive!) and I was distraught that all my hard work was being burnt away, when Dr. Lee appears and suddenly says, "Here, you can have my PERFECT one. And he even cut it up for me on the plate!"
-Unfortunately, back home PIG mum randomly chucked a spiteful cow @ me, but hey. I'm used to it. ><"
-After church today, Merry, Jason and I had lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong, and OMG, I FINALLY got to eat ONE WHOLE PLATE IN ONE GO, without having to take half home for arvo tea!11 :D That was the 'A' meal, sweet and sour fish with rice; I'm so HAPPY!11 :D :D :D
-Back home, Pole and Binda visited; Pole had me write out a schedule of who could help me out @ church camp.
-After they left, PIG mum demanded I shower. obviously, I washed and rinsed my hair today, dried and rekitted myself.
-Hey, fingers crossed I can brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Annette supervised my shower and I had my usual half-toastie for arvo tea.
-PIG mum drove me to the FX BBQ! I sat and met this new girl, Suna/Suni, who's only nineteen! Also, Dr. Lee was super-chivalrous! I'd cooked myself a chicken wing and was eating it, when the idiot thing dropped from my fork and hit the ground! Julz was like, "It's dead," but I protested, "It only got concussion, wash it, and I'll eat the other side!" But Julz cremated it (it was still alive!) and I was distraught that all my hard work was being burnt away, when Dr. Lee appears and suddenly says, "Here, you can have my PERFECT one. And he even cut it up for me on the plate!"
-Unfortunately, back home PIG mum randomly chucked a spiteful cow @ me, but hey. I'm used to it. ><"
-After church today, Merry, Jason and I had lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong, and OMG, I FINALLY got to eat ONE WHOLE PLATE IN ONE GO, without having to take half home for arvo tea!11 :D That was the 'A' meal, sweet and sour fish with rice; I'm so HAPPY!11 :D :D :D
-Back home, Pole and Binda visited; Pole had me write out a schedule of who could help me out @ church camp.
-After they left, PIG mum demanded I shower. obviously, I washed and rinsed my hair today, dried and rekitted myself.
-Hey, fingers crossed I can brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday Post 158
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4099 steps (8but like 1631 of those were plodded last night @ FX; D2 very proudly reports that 4099 steps also equals ninety-kcal or 1.74km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Three Obstacles' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just three, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after I have a shower!!! But just noting down that I had a fantastic time @ the FX BBQ last night followed by a great sleep afterwards (nature didn't call until 6:50am), then just church today, nothing special. Uncle/Pastor Chong talked about prayer, then Merry, Jhason and I all went to Dong Fong/Sunnybank Oriental for lunch and I FINALLY got to eat one plate without haing to take home half!! Pole and Belinda came to chat with me in the arvo, then toms I've got UQ physio with Brad, and hopefully we can get some yummy lunch somewhere, before Carol comes and supervises my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl with last night's and today's events in more detail, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Friday, June 27, 2014
Saturday Post 158b
Heylo again, good afternoon and probably one final greeting for Saturday! Em's probable final, final final, final lodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1628; remembering that just over 400 of those steps were plodded last night @ Ray's place for small group. D2'sprobable final, final report: 1628 steps also equals thirty-two kcal or 530m. XD Anyways, probable final, final events fot Saturday?
-Turns out no aunties came to teach me anything coz 'twas semester break! XD They'll probably come back around late July, then. Also, Aunty Winnie's gone back to Hong Kong!
-At midday, Barb took me to the loo for two more tinkles; back @ the gobbling :P table, I drank one warm mug of Ovaltine holding the mug 'incorrectly' and rang both Aunty lai and Aunty Nga. Turns out July 1st's the national public holiday for Hong Kong!
-Before leaving, Barb took me once more to the loo for another two tinkles. Actually, dad rang to check on me.
-Waiting for PIG mum to come home, I munched my bowl of fried rice and watched one You Tube video.
-When PIG mum returned home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and let her in, before returning online.
-Gonna get my Naruto fix, now. XD
-Hopefully, Carol Lockwood will remember to come supervise my shower @ 4pm! XD
-She gets to leave early, too, because by 6pm I've gotta be @ church for our FX BBQ! Must remember to bring along Dr. lee's big birthday card, stash it inside the kitchen somewhere and get people to sign it tonight!
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, coz it's semester break, I get to sleep in! Well, just hoping that I get some yummy lunch @ Plaza afterwards, coz hopefully Pole and Belinda will come visit me toms arvo ... bey may be the last visitors I get, coz Kwany wants to give the organising role to someone else ... anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Turns out no aunties came to teach me anything coz 'twas semester break! XD They'll probably come back around late July, then. Also, Aunty Winnie's gone back to Hong Kong!
-At midday, Barb took me to the loo for two more tinkles; back @ the gobbling :P table, I drank one warm mug of Ovaltine holding the mug 'incorrectly' and rang both Aunty lai and Aunty Nga. Turns out July 1st's the national public holiday for Hong Kong!
-Before leaving, Barb took me once more to the loo for another two tinkles. Actually, dad rang to check on me.
-Waiting for PIG mum to come home, I munched my bowl of fried rice and watched one You Tube video.
-When PIG mum returned home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and let her in, before returning online.
-Gonna get my Naruto fix, now. XD
-Hopefully, Carol Lockwood will remember to come supervise my shower @ 4pm! XD
-She gets to leave early, too, because by 6pm I've gotta be @ church for our FX BBQ! Must remember to bring along Dr. lee's big birthday card, stash it inside the kitchen somewhere and get people to sign it tonight!
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, coz it's semester break, I get to sleep in! Well, just hoping that I get some yummy lunch @ Plaza afterwards, coz hopefully Pole and Belinda will come visit me toms arvo ... bey may be the last visitors I get, coz Kwany wants to give the organising role to someone else ... anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Saturday Post 158
Good morning from Tim (my smartphone XD)! Today I have been hard at work plodding 779 steps today, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling eighteen kcal or 340m. XD Anyway, just noting down that I attended small group last night and this morning I let Barb in myself, coz PIG mum went to work. Barb made me an omelette for breakfast! Looks like no aunty will come teach me stuff this morning; I wonder why? Carol LLockwood will come supervise my shower at 4pm but she gets to leave early because I'm attending the FX BBQ tonight! Tomorrow is just church, nothing special. Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch afterwards and that I will get some visitors in the arvo! Anyway, fingers crossed I can bbl after lunch today, else hopefully see everyone at church tomorrow!
Cheers,
Em.^^
Cheers,
Em.^^
Friday Post 194c
Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3859; D2's probable final, final report for Friday: 3859 steps also equals ninety-three kcal or 1.53km. xD aNYWAYS, PROBABLE FINAL, FINAL EVENTS FOR TONIGHT?
-Firstly, sorry, shrieking! XD
-Ela oened and closed her palm sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-No parking available again; PIG mum just walks me into reception then leaves to repark the car. Awesome Margit tells me once she's helped the person standing @ the reception, "I've already rung upstairs; Brad's coming down for you."
-So I head upstairs with Brad, use the loo once then headed into the gym. Physio today: seventeen sit-to-stands, reaching for Era, weight bearing for Elf and piano playing for Ela.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off to Eyecare Eyewear to get my glasses. While she drove - argh, I can't bbl, but I'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Firstly, sorry, shrieking! XD
-Ela oened and closed her palm sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-No parking available again; PIG mum just walks me into reception then leaves to repark the car. Awesome Margit tells me once she's helped the person standing @ the reception, "I've already rung upstairs; Brad's coming down for you."
-So I head upstairs with Brad, use the loo once then headed into the gym. Physio today: seventeen sit-to-stands, reaching for Era, weight bearing for Elf and piano playing for Ela.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off to Eyecare Eyewear to get my glasses. While she drove - argh, I can't bbl, but I'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Friday Post 194b
Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3703; D2's new report: 3703 steps also equals eighty-nine kcal or 1.47km. XD Anyways, events for today?
~Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am, when the noisy rubbish thundered down our road and began tipping bins. After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue, with me waking twice more for the pot :P - once @ 8am and again @ 9am until PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she comes back, I use the pot :P once more for two tinkles and PIG mum gets me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was just over half of the yummy cheese, ham and pineapple bun/danish/whatever it's called XD thing I bought from BreadTop yesterday, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I also leaned fully against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD. Of course, she gleefully FORCED me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; she also chose to listen to that nasally Andy Hui first, too. Not that I was listening; I spent most of the trip finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before - hey, brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
~Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am, when the noisy rubbish thundered down our road and began tipping bins. After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue, with me waking twice more for the pot :P - once @ 8am and again @ 9am until PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she comes back, I use the pot :P once more for two tinkles and PIG mum gets me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was just over half of the yummy cheese, ham and pineapple bun/danish/whatever it's called XD thing I bought from BreadTop yesterday, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I also leaned fully against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD. Of course, she gleefully FORCED me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; she also chose to listen to that nasally Andy Hui first, too. Not that I was listening; I spent most of the trip finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before - hey, brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Friday Post 194
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3160 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling eighty-one kcal or 1.37km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Wait!' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's only nine, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after Aunty Kitty leaves around 5pm!!! But just noting down that I had a great sleep last night (nature didn't call until the noisy garbage truck thundered down our road @ 6:50am), I had UQ physio with Brad, went to Sunnybank Hills Shopping Centre to get my glasses and had lunch @ Lok Fok before I saw Dr. Lin for my last pincushion practice session this Winter (thank goodness!) Aunty Kitty's just arrived to supervise my shower then tonight I'm off to Ray's again for small group. Expect a pissy plodding total toms, coz I'm not going out. Barb's coming @ 10am; I'll haveta let her in, coz PIG mum has to work toms and Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm then toms night, I'm going to the FX BBQ, yum! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl with today's events in more detail, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Thurday Post 194d
Good evening again, andone final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 3901; I'm sure I'll pass four grand some other day; just not tonight. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to practise fifteen minutes piano for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) I was sitting down, (1) Era got to play afterwards and and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the crueland unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... it just makes me so sad/feustrated to see what's He's reduced me to ... :o( Well, like I told PIG mum tonight, maybe the cruel qnd unfaithful God can take away my ability to play the piano, but He can NEVER take away my love of playing it. ><
-Afterwards, I had to let her gleefully force Elf on a painful fifteen minute calf standing stretch, all the while having to listen to her berate me about posture.
-And finally, I had to let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-After one loo trip, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa carrot and 3.5 very thin slices of pork. PIG mum randomly chucked some cow @ me and went over to sit on the sofa to eat dinner; lol, suit yourself, I was enjoying the tennis match being played by some Aussie.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Brad. PIG mum's already put Bob (Ms. Wriggle :P made this black foam cylindrical thing for Ela to hold to play piano on; I've christened him Bob. XD) into the 4WD, so we won't forget him toms~
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental afterwards!
-Aunty Kitty will come supervise my shower toms and not Aunty Lucia, because she's only got me toms for work and it's not worth going.
-Then for some reason, we're back @ Ray's for Bible study. Argh, but we were already there last week. Anyways, it's past 10pm now, I'm off to bed coz I know my dearest dad has made it safely to Hong Kong. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to practise fifteen minutes piano for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) I was sitting down, (1) Era got to play afterwards and and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the crueland unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... it just makes me so sad/feustrated to see what's He's reduced me to ... :o( Well, like I told PIG mum tonight, maybe the cruel qnd unfaithful God can take away my ability to play the piano, but He can NEVER take away my love of playing it. ><
-Afterwards, I had to let her gleefully force Elf on a painful fifteen minute calf standing stretch, all the while having to listen to her berate me about posture.
-And finally, I had to let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-After one loo trip, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa carrot and 3.5 very thin slices of pork. PIG mum randomly chucked some cow @ me and went over to sit on the sofa to eat dinner; lol, suit yourself, I was enjoying the tennis match being played by some Aussie.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Brad. PIG mum's already put Bob (Ms. Wriggle :P made this black foam cylindrical thing for Ela to hold to play piano on; I've christened him Bob. XD) into the 4WD, so we won't forget him toms~
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental afterwards!
-Aunty Kitty will come supervise my shower toms and not Aunty Lucia, because she's only got me toms for work and it's not worth going.
-Then for some reason, we're back @ Ray's for Bible study. Argh, but we were already there last week. Anyways, it's past 10pm now, I'm off to bed coz I know my dearest dad has made it safely to Hong Kong. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
thursday Post 194c
Good evening, and probably one final greeting for Thursday! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2092. Phew, i'm just over two grand. Xd Anyways, probable final, final events for tonight?
-When Joey arrived, I went with her to my dining chair and she gave me a pilates lesson. Punching for Era, lifting for Ela, kicking for both legs, raising the pole, mock-cheerleading, stretching and the birthing ring. Today I gave birth to my Bluekirby; only I can't remember who gave him to me!
-Before Joey left, I went once more to the loo, then locked the door before walking myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Fingers crossed we can get some yummy lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm not sure why we're back to Ray's for small group again? I swear we were there last week! ><
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Joey arrived, I went with her to my dining chair and she gave me a pilates lesson. Punching for Era, lifting for Ela, kicking for both legs, raising the pole, mock-cheerleading, stretching and the birthing ring. Today I gave birth to my Bluekirby; only I can't remember who gave him to me!
-Before Joey left, I went once more to the loo, then locked the door before walking myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Fingers crossed we can get some yummy lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm not sure why we're back to Ray's for small group again? I swear we were there last week! ><
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Thursday Post 194b
Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1988, which D2 very proudly reports also equals forty-eight kcal or ... wait, I've somehow muddled up D2's report, sorry. Will try again toms. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and strawberry jam ever, one full mug of yummy mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Roxana arrives just as I'm letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the loo; after one quick tinkle, we're off to Garbo!
-Yay, there's parking available right beside the lift. Roxana and I hold hands, I walk well up into the library and grab Orson Scott Card's and Aaron Johnston's Earth Afire and happily read for one hour.
-Getting back into Sparkless 2, Roxana and I wheel me to the toilets outside Woolies, because the food court ones are under renovation. Only you've gotta push uphill getting there, and we accidentally clipped the heels of some old man with a cane, and plop! Down onto his butt he fell! Roxana and the person with him immediately rushed to get him up, phew, he was fine.
-After the loo trip, we head downstairs into Dick Smiths, where I update from an Ipad Air while Roxana sits outside waiting.
-Then we head down to Jay Jays, where I find not one, not two but THREE minion tees!1 I get Roxana to take a photo of one that I really want: a minion with the words 99% adorable 1% despicable. XD
-We tried scouring the Reject Shop to find a big 30th birthday card for Dr. Lee, but no luck there.
-We also try Coles, but unsurprisingly, no luck either.
-So we head back upstairs to the newsagents, where I tell the woman I'm looking for 'the BIGGEST 30th birthday card you've got'. She hands me this massive one that's ten bucks. Perfect, I'm getting that.
-By then, it's already time to meet Anna for lunch. Today, both she and Roxana have Hanaichi's miso katsudon with rice, while I stick with my usual: an original two piece box with a kookies n' kream krusher.
-After lunch, Roxana and I browse around the upper level. There are heaps of minion products!! XD
-One quick soft serve with a flake for me, then Roxana drives me home.
-I turn off the alarm then have a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Roxana who rinses my hair out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flips the nice hot water off, get dried, get creamed, have another tinkle. Roxana rekits me, and I have one last tinkle when she's washing my glasses for me.
-We walk out to the computer, where I sit down and Roxana cleans the bathroom.
-Before she leaves, Roxana takes me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-When PIG mum announces her safe return home, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Then I join her @ the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where we have half of the delicious chicken teriyaki naan bread I bought earlier, plus one mug of lemon green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Have just asked PIG mum could we please eat dinner out together @ the Warrigal Square Sushi Train, only to get a curt 'no'. Her reason: she's tired. *sigh* Poor PIG mum's tired from the bloody second she gets up every morning! ><
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Fingers crossed I can get lunch somewhere yummy, like Dong Fong/Sunnybank Oriental!
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And small group might be @ Ray's place again. Argh, why there again? We were already there last week!
-Hmm, I can't remember if Joey's coming @ 5pm/5:30pm; if she comes @ 5pm, I'm still owed THIRTEENMINUTES online, so hopefully bbl!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and strawberry jam ever, one full mug of yummy mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Roxana arrives just as I'm letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the loo; after one quick tinkle, we're off to Garbo!
-Yay, there's parking available right beside the lift. Roxana and I hold hands, I walk well up into the library and grab Orson Scott Card's and Aaron Johnston's Earth Afire and happily read for one hour.
-Getting back into Sparkless 2, Roxana and I wheel me to the toilets outside Woolies, because the food court ones are under renovation. Only you've gotta push uphill getting there, and we accidentally clipped the heels of some old man with a cane, and plop! Down onto his butt he fell! Roxana and the person with him immediately rushed to get him up, phew, he was fine.
-After the loo trip, we head downstairs into Dick Smiths, where I update from an Ipad Air while Roxana sits outside waiting.
-Then we head down to Jay Jays, where I find not one, not two but THREE minion tees!1 I get Roxana to take a photo of one that I really want: a minion with the words 99% adorable 1% despicable. XD
-We tried scouring the Reject Shop to find a big 30th birthday card for Dr. Lee, but no luck there.
-We also try Coles, but unsurprisingly, no luck either.
-So we head back upstairs to the newsagents, where I tell the woman I'm looking for 'the BIGGEST 30th birthday card you've got'. She hands me this massive one that's ten bucks. Perfect, I'm getting that.
-By then, it's already time to meet Anna for lunch. Today, both she and Roxana have Hanaichi's miso katsudon with rice, while I stick with my usual: an original two piece box with a kookies n' kream krusher.
-After lunch, Roxana and I browse around the upper level. There are heaps of minion products!! XD
-One quick soft serve with a flake for me, then Roxana drives me home.
-I turn off the alarm then have a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Roxana who rinses my hair out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flips the nice hot water off, get dried, get creamed, have another tinkle. Roxana rekits me, and I have one last tinkle when she's washing my glasses for me.
-We walk out to the computer, where I sit down and Roxana cleans the bathroom.
-Before she leaves, Roxana takes me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-When PIG mum announces her safe return home, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Then I join her @ the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where we have half of the delicious chicken teriyaki naan bread I bought earlier, plus one mug of lemon green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Have just asked PIG mum could we please eat dinner out together @ the Warrigal Square Sushi Train, only to get a curt 'no'. Her reason: she's tired. *sigh* Poor PIG mum's tired from the bloody second she gets up every morning! ><
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Fingers crossed I can get lunch somewhere yummy, like Dong Fong/Sunnybank Oriental!
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And small group might be @ Ray's place again. Argh, why there again? We were already there last week!
-Hmm, I can't remember if Joey's coming @ 5pm/5:30pm; if she comes @ 5pm, I'm still owed THIRTEENMINUTES online, so hopefully bbl!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Thursday Post 194
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1722 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling forty-eight kcal or 740m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Lessons From the Prodigal Son (3)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'll still be owed some time online after PIG mum gets home from work!! Anyways, events for today?
-I used the pot :P once last night and once more around 6:20am, before spending ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue until dearest dad comes to kiss me goodbye before leaving for Hong Kong! I sit upright to hug him then stand up to hug him again, telling him to take care and stay in touch. . I use the pot :P once more and count down fifteen more minutes before PIG mum returns.
-One last pot :P trip for me for three tinkles when PIG mum returns. She gets me kitted, then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela - fingers crossed I can brb/bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online!!!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-I used the pot :P once last night and once more around 6:20am, before spending ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue until dearest dad comes to kiss me goodbye before leaving for Hong Kong! I sit upright to hug him then stand up to hug him again, telling him to take care and stay in touch. . I use the pot :P once more and count down fifteen more minutes before PIG mum returns.
-One last pot :P trip for me for three tinkles when PIG mum returns. She gets me kitted, then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela - fingers crossed I can brb/bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online!!!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 194e
One final good evening! Hey, I managed five posts today. XD Anyways, Em's final, final plodding total fopr Friday now stands @ 4233, remembering that like 1200 of them were plodded last night @ Toastmasters. Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-Then I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 650 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them.
-After one more loo trip, dinner was: the yummy rice (PIG mum randomly FORCED :( me to walk and get it myself), lotsa ... oh, cucumber and some mince. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming atred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: dearest dad's flying back to Hong Kong to celebrate first aunty's big 70th birthday! More than anything, I wish I could return with him, but I can't anymore, because the cruel and unfaithful God who destroyed my life so wantonly in the first place hasn't seen fit to heal me, but poor dad hurt his back two years ago, having to push Sparkless2 up the hill, so I can't go back anymore. But tonight, I figured out how to Facetime him with PIG mum's Ipad Air, so we'll stay in contact. :o)
-As for me, Roxana's taking me for my monthly Garbo trip toms! Must remember to buy a whopping big 30th card for Dr. Lee!
-Joey's coming to teach me pilates for thirty minutes @ 5pm.
-Wonder if PIG mum'll take me out for dinner, seeing as it's just the two of us? Well, it won't hurt to ask!
-Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week! Gonna play Lumosity for PIG mum now ...
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Then I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 650 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them.
-After one more loo trip, dinner was: the yummy rice (PIG mum randomly FORCED :( me to walk and get it myself), lotsa ... oh, cucumber and some mince. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming atred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: dearest dad's flying back to Hong Kong to celebrate first aunty's big 70th birthday! More than anything, I wish I could return with him, but I can't anymore, because the cruel and unfaithful God who destroyed my life so wantonly in the first place hasn't seen fit to heal me, but poor dad hurt his back two years ago, having to push Sparkless2 up the hill, so I can't go back anymore. But tonight, I figured out how to Facetime him with PIG mum's Ipad Air, so we'll stay in contact. :o)
-As for me, Roxana's taking me for my monthly Garbo trip toms! Must remember to buy a whopping big 30th card for Dr. Lee!
-Joey's coming to teach me pilates for thirty minutes @ 5pm.
-Wonder if PIG mum'll take me out for dinner, seeing as it's just the two of us? Well, it won't hurt to ask!
-Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week! Gonna play Lumosity for PIG mum now ...
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 194d
Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4059, remembering that like 1200 of those steps were plodded last night @ Toastmasters; D2's new report: 4059 steps also equals sth quite significantly over ninety kcal or 1.97km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-After Carol cleaned the bathroom, she sat and massaged Ela for about thirty minutes, although I've forgotten what colours today, sorry.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo. She's back next Monday, and will have some microwaved meal for dinner tonight.
-I tootled briefly and happily online. Alas, PIG mum spoiled things by tumbling downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to practise piano fifteen minutes. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) I've always loved playing piano and (2) I was sitting. But it just makes me so sad, seeing what the cruel and unfaithful God has reduced me too ... I won't claim I was any good, but I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
- Hey, fingers crossed I can brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-After Carol cleaned the bathroom, she sat and massaged Ela for about thirty minutes, although I've forgotten what colours today, sorry.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo. She's back next Monday, and will have some microwaved meal for dinner tonight.
-I tootled briefly and happily online. Alas, PIG mum spoiled things by tumbling downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to practise piano fifteen minutes. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) I've always loved playing piano and (2) I was sitting. But it just makes me so sad, seeing what the cruel and unfaithful God has reduced me too ... I won't claim I was any good, but I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
- Hey, fingers crossed I can brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 194c
Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2468, remembering that like 1200 of those steps were plodded last night @ Toastmasters; D2's new report: 2468 steps also equals sth quite significantly over forty-eight kcal or 1.39km. XD Anyways, continuing events for today?
-PIG mum was around when Carol announced her arrival @ 4:14pm and let her in.
-I went to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol only helped with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol only helped with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for tinkles, also leaning fully against the siderail and slowly, silently but most hatefully singing 39% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud.
-Afterwards, Carol came back, helped me with Elf's shoes and both laces, I went over to wash and dry Era then I let her Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Arvo tea was one mug of lemon green tea - my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly' and the delicious pork salad roll I'd bought earlier this morning.
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed FORTY-NINE MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-PIG mum was around when Carol announced her arrival @ 4:14pm and let her in.
-I went to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol only helped with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol only helped with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for tinkles, also leaning fully against the siderail and slowly, silently but most hatefully singing 39% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud.
-Afterwards, Carol came back, helped me with Elf's shoes and both laces, I went over to wash and dry Era then I let her Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Arvo tea was one mug of lemon green tea - my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly' and the delicious pork salad roll I'd bought earlier this morning.
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed FORTY-NINE MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Wednesday Post 194b
Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2187, remembering that like 1200 steps were plodded lst night @ the Sebel; D2 very proudly reports that 2187 steps also equals sth quite significantly over forty kcal or 1.27km. XD Way more importantly, however, is the fact that I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THREE MINUTES online!!! Anyways, Carolshould arrive in like ten minutes; lemme just note down that Aunty Deana came and minded me for three hours; she not only fried me six delicious dumplings with soya sauce for lunch; she also made me one heaped bowl of Shanghai fried noodles with beef! :D After lunch, I did a stinky unspeakable then sat and read my book club novel for one hour while Aunty Deana massaged Ela. One more tinkle for me, before Aunty Deana left, and now I'm just waiting for Carol to come supervise my shower. Toms I'm off for my fortnightly Garbo trip, yay! Hopefully Roxana will arrive promptly and I'll meet Anna for lunch. Again, hopefully bbl tonight, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 194
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1896 steps today (D2 very proudly reports that 1896 steps also equals sth quite significantly over thirty-four kcal or 1.15km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Lessons From the Prodigal Son (2) but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after Aunty Deana leaves @ 3:30pm!!! But just noting down I had an awesome time @ out Toastmasters changeover function last night (Sharon taught everyone to play mafia; Monica didn't know how to play @ first and announced to everyone coz she was the doctor, she decided to protect me! Then Sharon murdered me, and when I demanded to know how I died, she replied, "A werewolf bit you." When I protested that a bite would only turn me into a werewolf and wouldn't kill me, she replied, "Yeah, but then you got an infection and died." XD) then this morning I had UQ physio with Brad. Aunty Anne's arrived to take lucky PIG mum out to the optometrist so she can choose new frames and shout her out for lunch while Aunty Deana mins me from 12:30pm till 3:30pm. Tonight's my ice cream night, yay! Even better, Roxana's taking me out for my fortnightly Garbo shopping trip and I'm meeting Anna for lunch! Joey will prolly come and teach me pilates after Roxana leaves, but oh well. Oh, and fingers crossed dad'll take us out for dinner toms night! Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday, June 23, 2014
Tuesday Post 157
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1777 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling fifty-four kcal or 760m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Lessons From the Prodigal Son (1)'. Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night around 1:30am and again around 6:35am this morning, before having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue until dearest dad comes to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I use the pot :P once more and continue more happy snorings with Daddy Bear after dearest dad leaves.
-I wake once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." When PIG mum comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just returning to bed when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Breakfast is one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever. Horrid PIG mum gleefully forces poor Ela to do that, which I don't really understand: even before the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my life with the disabling brain tumour, I was right-handed! Meaning I'd have done that without my left hand regardless! But I didn't mind, coz I was seated and fully concentrate.
- After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom where I do my stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day; she also refused to listen to any music, either. Not sure why; on Sunday she can say she's 'preparing her heart for God, whatever that means (she can prepare all she wants, as long as she also takes care driving and doesn't kill me! XD) but for a weekday ... dunno. No biggie, anyway, Era was busy helping Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: three/four attempts before staying seated briefly, bent down for Ela to touch Elf @ least fifteen times, Ela to grab and pass bottle of gel several times; she also opened loo door and held onto rail @ end.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us back home, stopping first @ The Sushi Train and kindly getting me some arvo tea.
-Back home, I read my book club novel while PIG mum whipped up some fried rice for our lunch. Some people came to clean our windows and bathrooms. (Cathay Community service had some extra funding so they're offering this free service)
-Lunch was nearly one full bowl of fried rice! (Usually, I get barely half. XD)
-Lunch was washed down with one mug of ginger sugar water, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk online.
-Woo hoo, just under one hour for myself now!
-Hope Carol remembers to come @ 4pm today; she's taking me out to the Sebel for the Toastmasters changeover function! Amee and Carol says it's fine to stay out until the proceedings end! I'll prolly get home around like 10:30pm ...
-Toms: mid morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Aunty Deanna will come to mind me for three hours come early afternoon.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And best of all, it's ice cream night toms night! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
~I used the pot :P once last night around 1:30am and again around 6:35am this morning, before having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue until dearest dad comes to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I use the pot :P once more and continue more happy snorings with Daddy Bear after dearest dad leaves.
-I wake once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." When PIG mum comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just returning to bed when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Breakfast is one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever. Horrid PIG mum gleefully forces poor Ela to do that, which I don't really understand: even before the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my life with the disabling brain tumour, I was right-handed! Meaning I'd have done that without my left hand regardless! But I didn't mind, coz I was seated and fully concentrate.
- After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom where I do my stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day; she also refused to listen to any music, either. Not sure why; on Sunday she can say she's 'preparing her heart for God, whatever that means (she can prepare all she wants, as long as she also takes care driving and doesn't kill me! XD) but for a weekday ... dunno. No biggie, anyway, Era was busy helping Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: three/four attempts before staying seated briefly, bent down for Ela to touch Elf @ least fifteen times, Ela to grab and pass bottle of gel several times; she also opened loo door and held onto rail @ end.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us back home, stopping first @ The Sushi Train and kindly getting me some arvo tea.
-Back home, I read my book club novel while PIG mum whipped up some fried rice for our lunch. Some people came to clean our windows and bathrooms. (Cathay Community service had some extra funding so they're offering this free service)
-Lunch was nearly one full bowl of fried rice! (Usually, I get barely half. XD)
-Lunch was washed down with one mug of ginger sugar water, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk online.
-Woo hoo, just under one hour for myself now!
-Hope Carol remembers to come @ 4pm today; she's taking me out to the Sebel for the Toastmasters changeover function! Amee and Carol says it's fine to stay out until the proceedings end! I'll prolly get home around like 10:30pm ...
-Toms: mid morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Aunty Deanna will come to mind me for three hours come early afternoon.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And best of all, it's ice cream night toms night! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday Post 157e
One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6580; D2's final, final report: 6580 steps also equals 179kcal or 2.69km. XD Alas, I'm still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online!!1 >< *sigh* Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum said the set lunch was spicy, and instead chose a diced chicken and pineapple fried rice for us to share; 'twas yummy!
-After lunch, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to Coles, through the supermarket and back, buying random groceries.
-One more loo trip later, I saw Lei shifu for a comfy massage. PIG mum went buying stuff for dad to take back home for his sisters.
-When that was done, PIG mum passed me one cup of half water, half tea, took me once more to the loo then tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times.
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When Carol arrived, I went with her for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for one tinkle. When the second tinkle hadn't arrived by the time I'd sung my shorter second-favourite song halfway through, I realised I felt like doing my second stinky unspeakable for today and asked Carol please for another mug of water.
-That done, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I let Carol Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the 1/3 of lunch I'd left over, plus one mug of yummy peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for twenty minutes, watching Ten's Eyewitness News while I read our book club novel.
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Wednesday.
-I returned online briefly until PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to play piano fifteen minutes for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because(1) she let Era play too after Ela had finished, (2) I was seated and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. It just makes me so sad, seeing how He's reduced me so; I wasn't half-bad, honestly ... ><
-Next, I had to let her gleefully force poor Elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf sretch.
-Please go read Monday Post 157d here. Sadly, the parents completely spoiled my day. >< Don't worry, though, I refuse to get mad @ them coz I know it's really just the cruel and unfaithful God trying to destroy another day for me. I'm just gonna rise above his near-overwhelming hatred, totally ignore Him and focus instead on everything else that made my day great today. :o)
-At 9:15pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant; I haven't been there since the beginning of this month and besides, I wanna tell Uncle Steven what a great little boy Andrew has been!
-Most importantly, though, Carol Lockwood's taking me out to the Toastmasters changeover function toms night @ the Sebel! it's twenty-five bucks per person; from memory we'll just get served deep fried food. Julz recommends I try a pina colada; hopefully they'll stock it! Best of all, Aimee says we can stay out together till the night ends! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-PIG mum said the set lunch was spicy, and instead chose a diced chicken and pineapple fried rice for us to share; 'twas yummy!
-After lunch, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to Coles, through the supermarket and back, buying random groceries.
-One more loo trip later, I saw Lei shifu for a comfy massage. PIG mum went buying stuff for dad to take back home for his sisters.
-When that was done, PIG mum passed me one cup of half water, half tea, took me once more to the loo then tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times.
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When Carol arrived, I went with her for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for one tinkle. When the second tinkle hadn't arrived by the time I'd sung my shorter second-favourite song halfway through, I realised I felt like doing my second stinky unspeakable for today and asked Carol please for another mug of water.
-That done, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I let Carol Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the 1/3 of lunch I'd left over, plus one mug of yummy peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for twenty minutes, watching Ten's Eyewitness News while I read our book club novel.
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Wednesday.
-I returned online briefly until PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to play piano fifteen minutes for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because(1) she let Era play too after Ela had finished, (2) I was seated and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. It just makes me so sad, seeing how He's reduced me so; I wasn't half-bad, honestly ... ><
-Next, I had to let her gleefully force poor Elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf sretch.
-Please go read Monday Post 157d here. Sadly, the parents completely spoiled my day. >< Don't worry, though, I refuse to get mad @ them coz I know it's really just the cruel and unfaithful God trying to destroy another day for me. I'm just gonna rise above his near-overwhelming hatred, totally ignore Him and focus instead on everything else that made my day great today. :o)
-At 9:15pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant; I haven't been there since the beginning of this month and besides, I wanna tell Uncle Steven what a great little boy Andrew has been!
-Most importantly, though, Carol Lockwood's taking me out to the Toastmasters changeover function toms night @ the Sebel! it's twenty-five bucks per person; from memory we'll just get served deep fried food. Julz recommends I try a pina colada; hopefully they'll stock it! Best of all, Aimee says we can stay out together till the night ends! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
monday Post 157d
Alas, the parents chucked a complete cow @ me. >< Either parent pushed me to the ground from my chair, dragged me to the front door and demanded I leave. I bumshuffled my way back to the kitchen, and with the help of a cushion and the fridge, stood myself back up. Then I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me on a painful fifteen minute calf standing stretch (dad invented a whole new difficult twist to it ><) before I had to let them gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 650 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them. PIG mum always gleefully FORCED :( me to walk and get my own dinner, but I'm happy that I got myself lotsa cucumber and some mincemeat, even though PIG mum would only lemme drink water with that. Never mind, I VERY DELIBERATELY held that 'incorrectly', before walking myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Believe me, I'm definitely singing myself to sleep tonight, SCREW counting! >< *sigh*
Monday Post 157c
Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 6457; D2's new report: 6457 steps also equals 177kcal or 2.64km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the loo, where I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-I've forgotten what we listened to today, but 'twas the same thing all day. Also, of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, but I also closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo for one tinkle, and back outside, Brad was already waiting for me, so I just entered the gym with him. Physio today: passive but painful calf stretch on plinth, standing calf stretch for about seven minutes, about twenty-seven sit-to-stands and card work for Ela.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me off to Garbo. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Hey, fingers crossed I can brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^6
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the loo, where I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-I've forgotten what we listened to today, but 'twas the same thing all day. Also, of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, but I also closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo for one tinkle, and back outside, Brad was already waiting for me, so I just entered the gym with him. Physio today: passive but painful calf stretch on plinth, standing calf stretch for about seven minutes, about twenty-seven sit-to-stands and card work for Ela.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me off to Garbo. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Hey, fingers crossed I can brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^6
Monday Post 157b
Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5042 (ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today XD); D2's new report: 5042 steps also equals 142kcal or 2.3km. XD Anyways, events for today?
-Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue until dearest dad comes to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I use the pot :P once more and continue more happy snorings with Daddy Bear after dearest dad leaves.
-I wake once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." When PIG mum comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just returning to bed when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-PIG mum made chocolate porridge with egg for breakfast! She lemme enjoy that with one slice of toast, although she gleefully forced poor Ela to butter it for me. I didn't really mind, coz I was sitting. What I did mind, though, was her refusal to gimme one mouthful of plain milk to wash the porridge down with. PIG mum had jeered @ me, "You've got two legs; if you want, get it yourself." Well, I did, maneuvering myself slowly around the fridge, kitchen benchtop, slowly and safely, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. My reward? One FULL glass of full fat milk!!!1 :D Definite highlight of my week, I bet. XD
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the loo, where I did a stinky unspeakable. Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue until dearest dad comes to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I use the pot :P once more and continue more happy snorings with Daddy Bear after dearest dad leaves.
-I wake once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." When PIG mum comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just returning to bed when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-PIG mum made chocolate porridge with egg for breakfast! She lemme enjoy that with one slice of toast, although she gleefully forced poor Ela to butter it for me. I didn't really mind, coz I was sitting. What I did mind, though, was her refusal to gimme one mouthful of plain milk to wash the porridge down with. PIG mum had jeered @ me, "You've got two legs; if you want, get it yourself." Well, I did, maneuvering myself slowly around the fridge, kitchen benchtop, slowly and safely, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. My reward? One FULL glass of full fat milk!!!1 :D Definite highlight of my week, I bet. XD
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the loo, where I did a stinky unspeakable. Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday, June 22, 2014
Monday Post 157
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4631 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 134kcal or 2.02km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Your Faith is a Catalyst' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online after Carol leaves around 6pm!!! But just noting down I had a great sleep last night and late morning UQ physio qith Brad before PIG mum and I shared lunch @ Woka Woka then I saw Lei shifu for a comfy massage. Toms I've got a torture session with Vincent the bloody physio, but hopefully we can have lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards; I haven't been there since the beginning of this month! Anyways, Carol's here now, so hopefully bbl with today's events in more detail, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday Post 157c
Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 8255; D2's final, final report for tonight: 8255 steps also equals 214kcal or 3.61km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ session with Brad.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Woka Woka afterwards, because from memory, PIG mum's got me down for a massage from Lei shifu come the afternoon.
-And Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-Righteo, wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ session with Brad.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Woka Woka afterwards, because from memory, PIG mum's got me down for a massage from Lei shifu come the afternoon.
-And Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-Righteo, wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday Post 157b
Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 8153; D2's new report: 8153 steps also equals 212kcal or 3.57km. XD Anyways, I doubt I'll have enough time to go back and note today's events in detail, seeing as it's almost 8:45pm already, so just continuing tonight's events?
-When I got home, I immediately showered - I washed and rinsed my hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum seriously helped with NOTHING bar Elf's AFO; oh, and she sprinkled some baby powder onto both feet.
-Back outside, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to play fifteen minutes piano for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) I was seated, (2) Era got to play afterwards herself and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. I won't claim I was tremendous or anything, but I wasn't half-bad, honestly ... it just makes me so sad to see how the cruel and unfaithful God's reduced me to ... ><
-Afterwards, I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 650 steps on the bloody cross trainer for me. I think it's unfair: dad demands I increase my speed once I reach fifty steps, and again @ 100, 200 and 300, but PIG mum won't lemme warm down and slow until I reach 600! ><
-One more loo trip before dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa beans, lotsa yummy cauliflower, lotsa carrot and only two tiny pieces of sea perch! The food pyramid was so not met today; when I asked PIG mum where had the meat gone, she just offhandedly replied, "Oh, I forgot to buy some today." XD
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup, after which I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl just after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Sunday, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When I got home, I immediately showered - I washed and rinsed my hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum seriously helped with NOTHING bar Elf's AFO; oh, and she sprinkled some baby powder onto both feet.
-Back outside, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to play fifteen minutes piano for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) I was seated, (2) Era got to play afterwards herself and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. I won't claim I was tremendous or anything, but I wasn't half-bad, honestly ... it just makes me so sad to see how the cruel and unfaithful God's reduced me to ... ><
-Afterwards, I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 650 steps on the bloody cross trainer for me. I think it's unfair: dad demands I increase my speed once I reach fifty steps, and again @ 100, 200 and 300, but PIG mum won't lemme warm down and slow until I reach 600! ><
-One more loo trip before dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa beans, lotsa yummy cauliflower, lotsa carrot and only two tiny pieces of sea perch! The food pyramid was so not met today; when I asked PIG mum where had the meat gone, she just offhandedly replied, "Oh, I forgot to buy some today." XD
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup, after which I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl just after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Sunday, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday Post 157
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 6980 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 176kcal or 3.06km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Root and the Fruit' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just four but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-ONE MINUTES online tonight!! But just noting down that I had church this morning, had lunch @ Rasa Malaysia and went to Rochedale State High for sport (obviously, I just watched). Toms I've got late morning UQ physio with Brad and hopefully I can get lunch somewhere yummy before Carol comes to supervise my shower. Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl with today's events in full detail, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Saturday Post 167c
Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2240, remembering that like 440 of those steps were plodded last night @ Ray's place. D2's final, final report for Saturday: 2240 steps also equals fifty-eight kcal or 900m. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to practise piano for fifteen minutes. I don't really mind, because (1) I was sitting and (2) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. It just makes me so sad to see how's he's wantonly reduced me do... I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-After Era had played herself, Aunty A arrived for dinner @ 6:50pm, so after using the loo once more myself I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table for dinner, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, one huge chunk of carrot and a little fish.
-Dinner was spooned down with one mug of yellow-coloured soup, then I read our book club novel for thirty minutes.
-At 8:30pm, I used the loo once more, then let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody cross trainer for 650 steps. I'm just pissed with dad, coz he was Facetiming with fourth aunty when PIG mum interrupted his conversation so she could get his help in gleefully FORCING :( me to walk on the bloody cross trainer, and before signing off, he offers fourth aunty, "Hey, you wanna watch?" I mean, what does he think I am, a trained monkey?? ><
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Well, the special thing's that tomorrow's Bible study will be the last for one month (semester break has arrived) and that I'm doing the lil kiddies storytelling~
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Plaza afterwards!
-And I think Bee and Janice will come visit me in the arvo! Righteo, hopefully see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to practise piano for fifteen minutes. I don't really mind, because (1) I was sitting and (2) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. It just makes me so sad to see how's he's wantonly reduced me do... I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-After Era had played herself, Aunty A arrived for dinner @ 6:50pm, so after using the loo once more myself I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table for dinner, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, one huge chunk of carrot and a little fish.
-Dinner was spooned down with one mug of yellow-coloured soup, then I read our book club novel for thirty minutes.
-At 8:30pm, I used the loo once more, then let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody cross trainer for 650 steps. I'm just pissed with dad, coz he was Facetiming with fourth aunty when PIG mum interrupted his conversation so she could get his help in gleefully FORCING :( me to walk on the bloody cross trainer, and before signing off, he offers fourth aunty, "Hey, you wanna watch?" I mean, what does he think I am, a trained monkey?? ><
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Well, the special thing's that tomorrow's Bible study will be the last for one month (semester break has arrived) and that I'm doing the lil kiddies storytelling~
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Plaza afterwards!
-And I think Bee and Janice will come visit me in the arvo! Righteo, hopefully see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Saturday Post 167b
Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1262, remembering that like 440 of those steps were plodded @ Ray's place last night for small group; D2's potential final, final report for Saturday: 1262 steps also equals thirty kcal or 470m. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?
-When Carol announced her arrival about four minutes late, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me today - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-Afterwards, dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I went to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea, the second half of the yummy custard and apple danish I had started yesterday, plus one mug of tea, white and two, my third for today; also my last to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol cleaned the bathroom, then came back and very gently massaged Ela for one full hour, painting her sth like red with black spots today.
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's having nachos for dinner tonight, and will come back on Tuesday and take me to the Sebel for the Toastmasters changeover function!
-Well, PIG mum's awaiting to gleefully force Ela to practise piano for her, so toms:
-Again, just church, definitely nothing special. Oh wait, the special thing's i'm doing the storytelling for the little kiddies
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Plaza afterwards~
-And hopefully Bee and Janice are coming to visit me toms arvo!
-Righteo, hoping to seeing everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Carol announced her arrival about four minutes late, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me today - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-Afterwards, dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I went to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea, the second half of the yummy custard and apple danish I had started yesterday, plus one mug of tea, white and two, my third for today; also my last to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol cleaned the bathroom, then came back and very gently massaged Ela for one full hour, painting her sth like red with black spots today.
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's having nachos for dinner tonight, and will come back on Tuesday and take me to the Sebel for the Toastmasters changeover function!
-Well, PIG mum's awaiting to gleefully force Ela to practise piano for her, so toms:
-Again, just church, definitely nothing special. Oh wait, the special thing's i'm doing the storytelling for the little kiddies
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Plaza afterwards~
-And hopefully Bee and Janice are coming to visit me toms arvo!
-Righteo, hoping to seeing everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Friday, June 20, 2014
Saturday Post 167
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 904 steps today (remembering that about 440 of those steps were plodded last night @ Ray's place for small group; D2 very proudly reports that 904 steps also equals twenty-four kcal or 320m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Fighting or Fishing?'. Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-Before dinner, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to practise piano for fifteen minutes. I didn't really mind, because I was sitting and also that I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently ... it just makes me so sad ... >< Especially when PIG mum wouldn't allow Era play fifteen minutes too, coz she was too looking forward to gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody cross trainer for her! ><
-It seriously didn't help to have both the parents randomly chucking some cow @ me, but after the usual dinner, I went once more to the loo then dad tootled me off to Ray's for small group. Only he for some reason wouldn't walk behind me up the stairs! >< I called out for Pole, who appeared behind me, but she wouldn't walk behind me either, saying my dad was there! Anyways, I braced against the wall and cautiously hauled myself up, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Last night was a group social; after sharing prayer points and praying, we played games! First we played some money-making game called Grass (it was my 2nd time playing it; Ray helped me) then we played two rounds of Uno, with the cut rule. After the second round, I decided I'd better ring dad, coz 'twas already past ten. Oh, and thanks to Lana who made delicious cake pops for us! I gobbled three, then asked Nat to remove them else I'd keep eating them, only when Huldah inadvertently moved them back where they were originally, I couldn't resist and took a fourth! Nat laughed @ that and this time removed the plate from the table entirely. Ahh, problem solved. XD
-At 10pm I rang the parents to come pick me up; I knew PIG mum was working today and needed to sleep early.
-Back home, repeat the usual nightly events, plus PIG mum chucking another cow @ me, then I sing myself to sleep. Zzz~
-Today: I use the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear continue until PIG mum leaves for work one hour later. She hits me with some eye goo, I use the pot :P once more then after she leaves, spend another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Two more pot :P trips and more happy snorings with Daddy Bear continue until Rhiana arrives @ 10am. She gives me fifteen more minutes before I use the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed for two tinkles when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. Rhi gets me kitted before I let her Force me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Rhi who squirts me out some toothpaste.
-After drinking one paper cup of water, I go and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. When I'm done, I walk over to wash and dry Era, before I let Rhi Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Thanks to dad who's fried some very thinly sliced Spam ham and eggs; thanks also to Rhi who cooks the bread yummy and adds one slice of cheese for me. My weekly mug of white tea, sweetened with two sugars, is the first one for today that I can hold 'incorrectly'.
-At 11:15am, Aunty Winnie and Aunty Ming arrive to teach me how to cook fried chicken! I wolf down breakfast, then get to work cutting the fat from chicken thighs and marinating the meat, etc.
-At midday, Rhi takes me once to the loo for three tinkles. Back @ the gobbling :P table, I enjoy one yummy warm mug of mint drinking chocolate, my second for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-When I return from the loo, I go cooking! Aunty Winnie stays behind me, while Aunty Ming (who tells me Tim wasn't born till sometime after 7pm) takes photos and tries to WhatsApp them to me; she can't, because the mobile number she's got isn't my old Sony Ericsson that died when I first got ill, but the one before that! XD
-Rhi takes me once more to the loo before leaving. Actually, I draw her another card and we all taste test the yummy food Aunty Winnie says I cooked @ least 90% of~
-After they leave, I try ringing Aunty Lai but can't reach her. I find Aunty Nga, though, and we chat for 9:54. Turns out Yan Yan's son tutors Mickey English, Maths and General Knowledge (whatever that subject entails)!
-I finish lunch, then stay seated and read for ten minutes before walking myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Aunty A's coming over for dinner tonight~
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Wait, the special thing's that I'm doing the storytelling for the little kiddies!
-Fingers crossed that I can get some yummy lunch @ Plaza and have some visitors in the arvo!
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Before dinner, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to practise piano for fifteen minutes. I didn't really mind, because I was sitting and also that I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently ... it just makes me so sad ... >< Especially when PIG mum wouldn't allow Era play fifteen minutes too, coz she was too looking forward to gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody cross trainer for her! ><
-It seriously didn't help to have both the parents randomly chucking some cow @ me, but after the usual dinner, I went once more to the loo then dad tootled me off to Ray's for small group. Only he for some reason wouldn't walk behind me up the stairs! >< I called out for Pole, who appeared behind me, but she wouldn't walk behind me either, saying my dad was there! Anyways, I braced against the wall and cautiously hauled myself up, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Last night was a group social; after sharing prayer points and praying, we played games! First we played some money-making game called Grass (it was my 2nd time playing it; Ray helped me) then we played two rounds of Uno, with the cut rule. After the second round, I decided I'd better ring dad, coz 'twas already past ten. Oh, and thanks to Lana who made delicious cake pops for us! I gobbled three, then asked Nat to remove them else I'd keep eating them, only when Huldah inadvertently moved them back where they were originally, I couldn't resist and took a fourth! Nat laughed @ that and this time removed the plate from the table entirely. Ahh, problem solved. XD
-At 10pm I rang the parents to come pick me up; I knew PIG mum was working today and needed to sleep early.
-Back home, repeat the usual nightly events, plus PIG mum chucking another cow @ me, then I sing myself to sleep. Zzz~
-Today: I use the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear continue until PIG mum leaves for work one hour later. She hits me with some eye goo, I use the pot :P once more then after she leaves, spend another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Two more pot :P trips and more happy snorings with Daddy Bear continue until Rhiana arrives @ 10am. She gives me fifteen more minutes before I use the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed for two tinkles when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. Rhi gets me kitted before I let her Force me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Rhi who squirts me out some toothpaste.
-After drinking one paper cup of water, I go and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. When I'm done, I walk over to wash and dry Era, before I let Rhi Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Thanks to dad who's fried some very thinly sliced Spam ham and eggs; thanks also to Rhi who cooks the bread yummy and adds one slice of cheese for me. My weekly mug of white tea, sweetened with two sugars, is the first one for today that I can hold 'incorrectly'.
-At 11:15am, Aunty Winnie and Aunty Ming arrive to teach me how to cook fried chicken! I wolf down breakfast, then get to work cutting the fat from chicken thighs and marinating the meat, etc.
-At midday, Rhi takes me once to the loo for three tinkles. Back @ the gobbling :P table, I enjoy one yummy warm mug of mint drinking chocolate, my second for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-When I return from the loo, I go cooking! Aunty Winnie stays behind me, while Aunty Ming (who tells me Tim wasn't born till sometime after 7pm) takes photos and tries to WhatsApp them to me; she can't, because the mobile number she's got isn't my old Sony Ericsson that died when I first got ill, but the one before that! XD
-Rhi takes me once more to the loo before leaving. Actually, I draw her another card and we all taste test the yummy food Aunty Winnie says I cooked @ least 90% of~
-After they leave, I try ringing Aunty Lai but can't reach her. I find Aunty Nga, though, and we chat for 9:54. Turns out Yan Yan's son tutors Mickey English, Maths and General Knowledge (whatever that subject entails)!
-I finish lunch, then stay seated and read for ten minutes before walking myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Aunty A's coming over for dinner tonight~
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Wait, the special thing's that I'm doing the storytelling for the little kiddies!
-Fingers crossed that I can get some yummy lunch @ Plaza and have some visitors in the arvo!
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Thursday Post 193d
One final greeting from Tim! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands at 4096. At Ray's place for small group tonight; hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers, Em. ^^
P.S expect a pissy plodding total toms, coz I'm not going out.
Cheers, Em. ^^
P.S expect a pissy plodding total toms, coz I'm not going out.
Friday Post 193c
Good evening again, and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em's probable final, final plodding total for tonight now stands @ 3179; D2's probable final, final report for Friday: 3179 steps also equals still sixty-five kcal or 1.37km. XD Anyways, probable final, final events for tonight?
-Argh, just noting down that I'm still owed TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Argh, just noting down that I'm still owed TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Friday post 193b
Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3105; D2's potential final, final report for Friday: 3105 steps also equals 3105 steps also equals sixty-five kcal or 1.34km. XD Anyways, it's almost 5:30pm, so I doubt I'll have tome to note down today's events in detail, so just potential final, final events for Friday?
-PIG mum was around when Aunty Lucia announced her arrival and let her in, phew.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another (thankfully noiseless) tinkle before Aunty Lucia suddenly remembered PIG mum's demand I put undies on first. After that, I got very lightly creamed and Aunty Lucia rekitted me. Then I went over to the loo for one more tinkle, went over to wash and dry Era, then let Aunty Lucia Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Afternoon tea was half the yummy apple and custard danish I'd bought before lunch from Runcorn Plaza Hot Bread plus one mug of Aunty A's (she'd randomly given PIG mum several sachets, saying she didn't drink it) peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-When I finished eating, I just sat and listened to PIG mum yap @ Aunty Lucia. Usually, Aunty Lucia does plently of talking herself too, but today 'twas all PIG mum, with Aunty Lucia throwing in frequent sounds of affirmation.
-I wanted to use the bathroom once more before Aunty Lucia left, but horrid PIG mum wouldn't let me! ><
-That's alright; I'll go once myself now. Fingers crossed I can bbl with my final, final plodding total for Friday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-PIG mum was around when Aunty Lucia announced her arrival and let her in, phew.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another (thankfully noiseless) tinkle before Aunty Lucia suddenly remembered PIG mum's demand I put undies on first. After that, I got very lightly creamed and Aunty Lucia rekitted me. Then I went over to the loo for one more tinkle, went over to wash and dry Era, then let Aunty Lucia Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Afternoon tea was half the yummy apple and custard danish I'd bought before lunch from Runcorn Plaza Hot Bread plus one mug of Aunty A's (she'd randomly given PIG mum several sachets, saying she didn't drink it) peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-When I finished eating, I just sat and listened to PIG mum yap @ Aunty Lucia. Usually, Aunty Lucia does plently of talking herself too, but today 'twas all PIG mum, with Aunty Lucia throwing in frequent sounds of affirmation.
-I wanted to use the bathroom once more before Aunty Lucia left, but horrid PIG mum wouldn't let me! ><
-That's alright; I'll go once myself now. Fingers crossed I can bbl with my final, final plodding total for Friday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Friday Post 193
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2930 steps today (which D2 very importantly reports also equals sixty-three kcal or 1.27km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Who Advises You?' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's only one (dunno what's happened there?) but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves!1! But just noting down that I had UQ physio with Brad this morning, then PIG mum and I went and had pies for lunch from the Runcorn Plaza Hot Bread, before I had a 2:20pm ouchy pincushion practice session with Dr. Lin. Small group's prolly gonna be @ Ray's place tonight (again ><) and toms, expect a pissy plodding total coz I'm not going out. Rhi's coming from 10am till 1pm (and some church aunty will prolly come teach me sth) and Roxana's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. Oh, and I've gotta find a story for the lil kiddies storytelling. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Thursday Post 193c
Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2119; D2's new report for Thursday: 2119 steps also equals fifty-nine kcal or 940m. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-When dad called dinner, before joining him @ the gobbling :P table, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo first, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa spinach maybe a little beef and maybe a little carrot. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of fairly disgusting soup, made from that 'wai sarng' (say that in Canto) stuff.
-Dad forbade me from returning online for fifteen minutes, so I just sat and enjoyed the newspaper that Carol had bought for me today.
-After fifteen minutes, I walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Well, I've already exceeded the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, so once I finish this I'll logout from Facebook, e-mail and go play Lumosity. Fingers crossed I can bbl just after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight but what's happening Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When dad called dinner, before joining him @ the gobbling :P table, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo first, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa spinach maybe a little beef and maybe a little carrot. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of fairly disgusting soup, made from that 'wai sarng' (say that in Canto) stuff.
-Dad forbade me from returning online for fifteen minutes, so I just sat and enjoyed the newspaper that Carol had bought for me today.
-After fifteen minutes, I walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Well, I've already exceeded the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, so once I finish this I'll logout from Facebook, e-mail and go play Lumosity. Fingers crossed I can bbl just after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight but what's happening Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Thursday Post 193b
Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2005 (ha, I'm just over two grand XD); D2's potential final, final report for tonight: 2005 steps also equals fifty-five kcal or 860m. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?
-When Roxana announced her arrival five minutes late, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Roxana who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Roxana rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was drying my glasses for me.
-I held Roxana's hand and walked well out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. Huge thanks to Roxana who lemme enjoy one mug of white tea, sweetened with two sugars (that was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'; I also found out that if you put cheeseburgers from Maccas into the toaster they become very crunchy!
-Roxana cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for one full hour, painting her yellow with brown spots today.She watched Ten's Eyewitness news while I enjoyed the paper; for the first time since my release from the insane asylum (23rd May, 2008), I did the crosswords! Well, attempted it. XD
-Roxana took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before leaving. She's back next Thursday; we're hitting Garbo together! :D Hopefully, she won't be late again because she doesn't have her other morning shift.
-Well, PIG mum left around 6pm to some seminar thing; dad came home just when Roxana was leaving and is taking his shower upstairs right now.
-So fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Roxana announced her arrival five minutes late, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Roxana who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Roxana rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was drying my glasses for me.
-I held Roxana's hand and walked well out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. Huge thanks to Roxana who lemme enjoy one mug of white tea, sweetened with two sugars (that was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'; I also found out that if you put cheeseburgers from Maccas into the toaster they become very crunchy!
-Roxana cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for one full hour, painting her yellow with brown spots today.She watched Ten's Eyewitness news while I enjoyed the paper; for the first time since my release from the insane asylum (23rd May, 2008), I did the crosswords! Well, attempted it. XD
-Roxana took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before leaving. She's back next Thursday; we're hitting Garbo together! :D Hopefully, she won't be late again because she doesn't have her other morning shift.
-Well, PIG mum left around 6pm to some seminar thing; dad came home just when Roxana was leaving and is taking his shower upstairs right now.
-So fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Thursday Post 193
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1714 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling forty-six kcal or 7400m XD and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Decision, Discipline and Determination'. Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night this morning and once more around 6:35am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:45am having mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-An hour of happy snorings continued until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work.I used the pot :P once more and after he'd left, continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay because PIG mum would obviously be poking me with "fifteen more minutes," very soon.
-Sure enough, within ten minutes of dearest dad leaving I got that call. When PIG mum came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast might have been one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, all, my usual drugs :P, one full mug of water and one yummy mug of drinking mint chocolate. While PIG mum was upstairs changing, I finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to the Garbo library for writers group. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt, but I asked to listen to Damien Leith's 'Chapter Seven' album first too, saying she could change the disc once she dropped me off @ the library. While PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Garbo, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left for work.
-As always, group was awesome. Only about nine people attended today; nether Gabby nor Harry (si gong XD) came today. But Boyd and the others really liked my written piece. :o) From the feedback I've received, I should stick with writing fiction! Next meeting's homework's 'Why Do I write?'
-Afterwards, I went to the loo once more, than Eileen gave me a hand out to the lounge chairs, where I sat and waited for Carol, taking the time to wish Bill a very happy birthday.
-Carol arrived with Maccas takeaway; I let her Force me to walk back to her car (she has this light blue 4WD) and she tootled me back home. I tried ringing dad but got no response.
-Back home, we tucked away into lunch. Carol immediately sawed away half my double cheeseburger for arvo tea; that's alright, I've gotten used to horrid PIG mum restricting me like that. :o( Also, looks like we're outta tomato sauce! Maybe mother will lemme buy some more when I hit Garbo with Roxana next Thursday morning.
-After lunch, I sat and read the paper while Carol did her puzzle book. Suddenly, @ 1:30pm, Carol decided she was leaving right away and didm't even wait for me to use the loo once first! Never mind, I took myself there then made it back slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Reat the same when PIG mum arrived safely home from work.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Brad.
-PIG mum said we can have lunch @ Runcorn Plaza Hot Bread; must remember to give her everything her own way toms (like I always do), because I wanna try that bacon, steak and egg pie!
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Ray's for small group toms night.
-Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
~I used the pot :P once last night this morning and once more around 6:35am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:45am having mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-An hour of happy snorings continued until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work.I used the pot :P once more and after he'd left, continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay because PIG mum would obviously be poking me with "fifteen more minutes," very soon.
-Sure enough, within ten minutes of dearest dad leaving I got that call. When PIG mum came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast might have been one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, all, my usual drugs :P, one full mug of water and one yummy mug of drinking mint chocolate. While PIG mum was upstairs changing, I finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to the Garbo library for writers group. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt, but I asked to listen to Damien Leith's 'Chapter Seven' album first too, saying she could change the disc once she dropped me off @ the library. While PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Garbo, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left for work.
-As always, group was awesome. Only about nine people attended today; nether Gabby nor Harry (si gong XD) came today. But Boyd and the others really liked my written piece. :o) From the feedback I've received, I should stick with writing fiction! Next meeting's homework's 'Why Do I write?'
-Afterwards, I went to the loo once more, than Eileen gave me a hand out to the lounge chairs, where I sat and waited for Carol, taking the time to wish Bill a very happy birthday.
-Carol arrived with Maccas takeaway; I let her Force me to walk back to her car (she has this light blue 4WD) and she tootled me back home. I tried ringing dad but got no response.
-Back home, we tucked away into lunch. Carol immediately sawed away half my double cheeseburger for arvo tea; that's alright, I've gotten used to horrid PIG mum restricting me like that. :o( Also, looks like we're outta tomato sauce! Maybe mother will lemme buy some more when I hit Garbo with Roxana next Thursday morning.
-After lunch, I sat and read the paper while Carol did her puzzle book. Suddenly, @ 1:30pm, Carol decided she was leaving right away and didm't even wait for me to use the loo once first! Never mind, I took myself there then made it back slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Reat the same when PIG mum arrived safely home from work.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Brad.
-PIG mum said we can have lunch @ Runcorn Plaza Hot Bread; must remember to give her everything her own way toms (like I always do), because I wanna try that bacon, steak and egg pie!
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Ray's for small group toms night.
-Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 193d
One final good evening! Alas, it's the end of an era; the smelly Blues prevailed tonight. >< Never mind, I will console myself with the fact that the last time they won an Origin series, Twitter hadn't even been invented. XD Anyways, Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 5697 ; D2's final, final report for tonight: 5697 steps also equals 127kcal or 2.48km. XD Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today. XD
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today. XD
Wednesday Post 193c
Good evening, and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4284; D2's potential final, final report for Wednesday: 4284 steps also equals ninety-four kcal or 1.86km. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:05pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with my bra and Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and silently, slowly but most hatefully singing 40% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, Carol came back to help me with my shoes and shoelaces, I went over to wash and dry Era then I let Carol Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare arvo tea.
-The mug of peppermint tea was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'. As for the yummy pork salad roll, I wolfed it down with five minutes to spare for reading. XD
-Carol cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for twenty minutes, painting her ... oh, i've forgotten. XD But Era will massage Ela for ten minutes tonight if PIG mum rubs Elf, coz I know I spent awhile over the loo this arvo.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back next Monday and will have some kinda chilli tuna pasta for dinner tonight.
-Well, it's 6:30pm now, but nature's randomly calling; if the parents order me to do any kinda stupid exercise for them before the Origin starts, I'll use the loo once first.
-Toms: writers group! Hopefully all the other members will like my homework; I tried to make it funny. XD
-Carol's picking me up, taking me back home and having lunch with me! PIG mum restricted me to just a double cheeseburger small meal with an orange juice, which is way worse than what I enjoyed with Selena last time (the chicken schnitzel BBQ roll) but it's much better than the Happy Meal with an orange juice that she lets me have when I have Toastmasters!
-Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And hopefully dad'll take PIG mum and I out somewhere for dinner toms night! Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:05pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with my bra and Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and silently, slowly but most hatefully singing 40% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, Carol came back to help me with my shoes and shoelaces, I went over to wash and dry Era then I let Carol Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare arvo tea.
-The mug of peppermint tea was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'. As for the yummy pork salad roll, I wolfed it down with five minutes to spare for reading. XD
-Carol cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for twenty minutes, painting her ... oh, i've forgotten. XD But Era will massage Ela for ten minutes tonight if PIG mum rubs Elf, coz I know I spent awhile over the loo this arvo.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back next Monday and will have some kinda chilli tuna pasta for dinner tonight.
-Well, it's 6:30pm now, but nature's randomly calling; if the parents order me to do any kinda stupid exercise for them before the Origin starts, I'll use the loo once first.
-Toms: writers group! Hopefully all the other members will like my homework; I tried to make it funny. XD
-Carol's picking me up, taking me back home and having lunch with me! PIG mum restricted me to just a double cheeseburger small meal with an orange juice, which is way worse than what I enjoyed with Selena last time (the chicken schnitzel BBQ roll) but it's much better than the Happy Meal with an orange juice that she lets me have when I have Toastmasters!
-Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And hopefully dad'll take PIG mum and I out somewhere for dinner toms night! Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Wednesday Post 193b
Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3809 (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling eighty-two kcal or1.66km XD) but secondly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!! Anyways, just noting down that I completed my writers group homework and enjoyed six delicious fried dumplings with lotsa yummy wombok for lunch. Aunty Deana mixed me one delicious mug of mint drinking chocolate; I also sculled one mug of water before doing a stinky unspeakable. Back @ the gobbling :P table, Aunty Deana massaged Ela for near one hour while I read, taking me once more to the loo before she left. Carol should come supervise my shower soon and Origin Two's being played tonight! Even better, toms I've got writers group and Carol's picking me up afterwards and hopefully we can have lunch together @ Maccas. Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm and hopefully dad'll take us out somewhere yummy for dinner! So again, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 193
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3617 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as eighty kcal or 1.57km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Stop Comparing Yourself With Others' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed online after Aunty Deana leaves @ 3:40pm!11 But just noting down that I had an awesome sleep last night (nature didn't call until 7:20am) and UQ physio with Brad before I bought a yummy pork salad roll for arvo tea from the Runcorn Plaza Hot Bread. Aunty Deana's minding me for three hours right now while lucky PIG mum's found Aunty Melody to shout her out for lunch before she goes and buys things that our family want dad to bring back to HK for them. Carol will come supervise my shower around 4pm, and then tonight's the second Origin match; GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS!! Toms I've got writers group; Carol's picking me up and hopefully we can have lunch together @ Maccas before Roxana comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Hopefully dad'll take us out for dinner together~ Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday Post 166d
One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 7613; D2's final, final report for Tuesday: 7613 steps also equals 3.31km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum arrived back home around 8:30pm, just after I finished playing Lumosity for her! She sat down to play herself.
-At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-The uncles have finished their fellowship; dad's made dessert soup for them and PIG mum's joined in.
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a pork salad roll for arvo tea with Carol before coming home!
-When I get home, I've gotta write my writers group homework on 'You're Getting Married ...
-Aunty Deana will come mind me from 12:30pm till 3:30pm. PIG mum's gonna buy stuff for dearest dad to take back to Hong Kong and give to the rellies.
-And Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm; dad says Elgas has topped up our gas for us; I'll try to waste less than fifteen minutes having to warm myself back up, knowing that Carol refuses to hold the shower head over my back while I wash ... ><
-And toms night's the second Origin match! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS! Alas, our eight year dominant winning streak's on the brink of collapse ... but we can win the second and third matches, just like we did last year! Uncle Colbert will join dad and I for the match; I've reminded him of the strict uniform regulations he'd better adhere to, if he wants to remain inside our house for the match ... XD Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-PIG mum arrived back home around 8:30pm, just after I finished playing Lumosity for her! She sat down to play herself.
-At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-The uncles have finished their fellowship; dad's made dessert soup for them and PIG mum's joined in.
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a pork salad roll for arvo tea with Carol before coming home!
-When I get home, I've gotta write my writers group homework on 'You're Getting Married ...
-Aunty Deana will come mind me from 12:30pm till 3:30pm. PIG mum's gonna buy stuff for dearest dad to take back to Hong Kong and give to the rellies.
-And Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm; dad says Elgas has topped up our gas for us; I'll try to waste less than fifteen minutes having to warm myself back up, knowing that Carol refuses to hold the shower head over my back while I wash ... ><
-And toms night's the second Origin match! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS! Alas, our eight year dominant winning streak's on the brink of collapse ... but we can win the second and third matches, just like we did last year! Uncle Colbert will join dad and I for the match; I've reminded him of the strict uniform regulations he'd better adhere to, if he wants to remain inside our house for the match ... XD Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday Post 166c
Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 7553. Ha, D2 reckons I'm more than 3/4 a normal person; his new report: 7553 steps also equals 193kcal or 3.29km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-When dad announced that dinner was ready, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back before joining him @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa cos lettuce, one yucky chunk of egg plant and a few strips of delicious BBQ chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of pork soup. Then, abiding by dad's demand, I stayed seated and watched the soccer for five minutes until 7:30, then I walked myself slowly and safely back to the toilet, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Well, several uncles have just arrived for brothers' fellowship with dad; Uncle Colbert, Uncle Kelvin and Uncle William.
-As for me, I'm off to play Lumosity now, like I promised mother I would. Fingers crossed I can bbl with my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Wednesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When dad announced that dinner was ready, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back before joining him @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa cos lettuce, one yucky chunk of egg plant and a few strips of delicious BBQ chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of pork soup. Then, abiding by dad's demand, I stayed seated and watched the soccer for five minutes until 7:30, then I walked myself slowly and safely back to the toilet, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Well, several uncles have just arrived for brothers' fellowship with dad; Uncle Colbert, Uncle Kelvin and Uncle William.
-As for me, I'm off to play Lumosity now, like I promised mother I would. Fingers crossed I can bbl with my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Wednesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday Post 166b
Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Tuesday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 7382; D2's potential final, final report for Tuesday: 7382 steps also equals 191kcal or 3.22km. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?
-Following PIG mum's request, I called her awake @ 3:55pm and when Annette arrived shortly afterwards PIG mum let her in.
-Argh, PIG mum rang Elgas today, saying we were running low; Elgas said they'd come today and refill our gas bottle, but they DIDN'T! >< Meaning I endured a bucket shower: (1) boil kettle (2) mix boiling water with cold tap water until suitable suitable for washing and (3) tip bucket over Emily. Lol, today was the first time in YEARS I haven't washed my hair!! XD
-I had one tinkle when Annette tipped the second bucket of hot water over me, mostly dried myself (Annette only helped with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette kindly helped with Era, my back and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette only helped with Elf's AFO and laces). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and slowly, silently but most hatefully singing 25% of my shorter second-favourite song inside my hard. After singing through 1/4 of the song, I decided not to waste anymore time singing to the God that doesn't even bother to listen to me; instead, I had another mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I let Annette Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-Huge thanks to PIG mum who'd already set my arvo tea out onto the table for me; my mug of mint green tea was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Turns out she was only nice coz she'd prepared strawberries for gleefully forcing poor Ela to feed me with, while Annette watched! *sigh* I didn't really mind PIG mum showing off to Annette the power she has over me; I'm sitting and can concentrate.
-After I finished, Annette massaged Ela for thirty minutes, painting her blue with white spots today coz she's a smelly Blue. XD
-Before she left, Annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. I won't see her back for awhile now; she's not back this Saturday, but the one after.
-Well, nature's calling, so I'm hoping dad will call dinner soon.
-I've told PIG mum that if I get to return online after enjoying the PISSY two hours she so gleefully restricts me to and note down my new plodding total, I'll just play Lumosity and write my special events blog.
-So hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Following PIG mum's request, I called her awake @ 3:55pm and when Annette arrived shortly afterwards PIG mum let her in.
-Argh, PIG mum rang Elgas today, saying we were running low; Elgas said they'd come today and refill our gas bottle, but they DIDN'T! >< Meaning I endured a bucket shower: (1) boil kettle (2) mix boiling water with cold tap water until suitable suitable for washing and (3) tip bucket over Emily. Lol, today was the first time in YEARS I haven't washed my hair!! XD
-I had one tinkle when Annette tipped the second bucket of hot water over me, mostly dried myself (Annette only helped with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette kindly helped with Era, my back and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette only helped with Elf's AFO and laces). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and slowly, silently but most hatefully singing 25% of my shorter second-favourite song inside my hard. After singing through 1/4 of the song, I decided not to waste anymore time singing to the God that doesn't even bother to listen to me; instead, I had another mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I let Annette Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-Huge thanks to PIG mum who'd already set my arvo tea out onto the table for me; my mug of mint green tea was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Turns out she was only nice coz she'd prepared strawberries for gleefully forcing poor Ela to feed me with, while Annette watched! *sigh* I didn't really mind PIG mum showing off to Annette the power she has over me; I'm sitting and can concentrate.
-After I finished, Annette massaged Ela for thirty minutes, painting her blue with white spots today coz she's a smelly Blue. XD
-Before she left, Annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. I won't see her back for awhile now; she's not back this Saturday, but the one after.
-Well, nature's calling, so I'm hoping dad will call dinner soon.
-I've told PIG mum that if I get to return online after enjoying the PISSY two hours she so gleefully restricts me to and note down my new plodding total, I'll just play Lumosity and write my special events blog.
-So hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday, June 16, 2014
Tuesday Post 166
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 6865 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 179kcal or 3km exactly XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Three Thorns (2)'. Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P twice this morning and once more around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Today, I got poked with PIG mum's "fifteen more minutes," @ 7:45am, just before dearest dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for work! Oh, that's right, I had a 9am torture session with Vincent the bloody physio today.
-When PIG mum came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Thanks to PIG mum who made chocolate porridge for breakfast; also thanks to her who lemme have a slice of toast with the merest dab of butter to enjoy that with, although zero thanks to her who gleefully forced poor Ela to hold onto the bread before ordering Era to tear it into chunks nor any thanks to her who wouldn't gimme one mouthful of cold milk to wash the porridge down with. But all was okay in the end, because Era kept her promise to Ela by combining with the spoon to tear the chunks into more bite-sized, manageable pieces. While PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat tp Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went once more to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also fully leaned against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was finished, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-off PIG mum tootles me off to see Vincent the bloody physio. We listen to Damien Leith's 'Chapter Seven' album all day and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While she drives, Era helps Ela stretch fot ten minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stood most session and did reaching exercises for Ela, who also bent to touch Elf @ least thirty-five times, opened loo door and held onto rail @ end.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to Eyecare Eyewear to get some new glasses! Actually, she didn't lemme choose a new frame, she bought along an old pair and asked the guy to put the new lenses into that.
-Then we went to Sunnybank oriental/Dong Fong for brunch! I chose the two minute noodles with fried egg and ham while PIG mum had the thousand year egg congee and breadstick? (think that's what it's called) meal. I drank yummy Horlicks, think PIG mum just had white tea. Also, we bumped into Uncle Leung and Aunty Jessica!
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Coles and buy random groceries. Only walking back to the 4WD, we walk past Footcare Haven and PIG mum suggests we have a massage each!
-The two guys who massaged PIG mum and my feet were Chinese speakers, meaning PIG mum burbled happily with hers while I just grined and said in Chinese to my masseuse, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese, I speak Cantonese."
-Before the massage began, the guy offered me a cup of tea/water. I asked for tea, please, only it was so disgustingly bitter!Even worse, it went straight down to my bladder and I had to stop the massage and get PIG mum to take me to the loo @ 3:30pm; only 'twas too late, I got slightly wet once I reached Coles. ><
-We go back and the massage continues for a little longer. Before PIG mum tootles us home, I stop @ Sunni Bakery and buy myself a yummy chicken teriyaki bun for arvo tea.
-PIG mum tootles us back home. While she drives, Era helps Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, one more loo trip for me before I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Well, hopefully bbl one last time when Annette leaves @ 6pm (I might not, because I'll have already reached the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to), but if I can't, here's what's happening toms:
-Mid-morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Fingers crossed I can get a pork salad roll for arvo tea on the way home!
-Aunty Deana will come mind me for three hours from 12:30pm.
-Oh, but I've gotta do my writers group homework when I get home; the topic's 'You're getting married"!
-Carol will come supervise my shower @ 6pm.
-And Uncle Colbert will be coming to watch the second Origin match with us toms night! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS; we can't let our eight year dynasty fade yet! Oh yeah, will haveta ask PIG mum can she please buy a packet of chips for us to share toms night~
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope evberyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
~I used the pot :P twice this morning and once more around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Today, I got poked with PIG mum's "fifteen more minutes," @ 7:45am, just before dearest dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for work! Oh, that's right, I had a 9am torture session with Vincent the bloody physio today.
-When PIG mum came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Thanks to PIG mum who made chocolate porridge for breakfast; also thanks to her who lemme have a slice of toast with the merest dab of butter to enjoy that with, although zero thanks to her who gleefully forced poor Ela to hold onto the bread before ordering Era to tear it into chunks nor any thanks to her who wouldn't gimme one mouthful of cold milk to wash the porridge down with. But all was okay in the end, because Era kept her promise to Ela by combining with the spoon to tear the chunks into more bite-sized, manageable pieces. While PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat tp Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went once more to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also fully leaned against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was finished, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-off PIG mum tootles me off to see Vincent the bloody physio. We listen to Damien Leith's 'Chapter Seven' album all day and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While she drives, Era helps Ela stretch fot ten minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stood most session and did reaching exercises for Ela, who also bent to touch Elf @ least thirty-five times, opened loo door and held onto rail @ end.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to Eyecare Eyewear to get some new glasses! Actually, she didn't lemme choose a new frame, she bought along an old pair and asked the guy to put the new lenses into that.
-Then we went to Sunnybank oriental/Dong Fong for brunch! I chose the two minute noodles with fried egg and ham while PIG mum had the thousand year egg congee and breadstick? (think that's what it's called) meal. I drank yummy Horlicks, think PIG mum just had white tea. Also, we bumped into Uncle Leung and Aunty Jessica!
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Coles and buy random groceries. Only walking back to the 4WD, we walk past Footcare Haven and PIG mum suggests we have a massage each!
-The two guys who massaged PIG mum and my feet were Chinese speakers, meaning PIG mum burbled happily with hers while I just grined and said in Chinese to my masseuse, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese, I speak Cantonese."
-Before the massage began, the guy offered me a cup of tea/water. I asked for tea, please, only it was so disgustingly bitter!Even worse, it went straight down to my bladder and I had to stop the massage and get PIG mum to take me to the loo @ 3:30pm; only 'twas too late, I got slightly wet once I reached Coles. ><
-We go back and the massage continues for a little longer. Before PIG mum tootles us home, I stop @ Sunni Bakery and buy myself a yummy chicken teriyaki bun for arvo tea.
-PIG mum tootles us back home. While she drives, Era helps Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, one more loo trip for me before I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Well, hopefully bbl one last time when Annette leaves @ 6pm (I might not, because I'll have already reached the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to), but if I can't, here's what's happening toms:
-Mid-morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Fingers crossed I can get a pork salad roll for arvo tea on the way home!
-Aunty Deana will come mind me for three hours from 12:30pm.
-Oh, but I've gotta do my writers group homework when I get home; the topic's 'You're getting married"!
-Carol will come supervise my shower @ 6pm.
-And Uncle Colbert will be coming to watch the second Origin match with us toms night! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS; we can't let our eight year dynasty fade yet! Oh yeah, will haveta ask PIG mum can she please buy a packet of chips for us to share toms night~
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope evberyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday Post 166d
One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 8766; D2's final, final report for Monday: 8766 steps also equals 204kcal or 3.82km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-Shortly after I finished Monday Post 876c, the parents combined and gleefully FORCED :( me to plod 650 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them. Even worse, idiot D2 didn't gimme enough steps! ><
-Afterwards, I went once more slowly and safely to the loo before walking myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Alas, horrid PIG mum came over and gleefully forced poor Ela to feed me one container of strawberries. I didn't really mind, coz I was sitting, but I hope she understands that I accomplished that task for her ENTIRELY WITHOUT the cruel and unfaithful God.
-Toms: 9am very early morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But PIG mum says we can go have breakfast @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Then I'm going to Eyecare Eyewear to choose a new frame.
-Wonder if PIG mum'll lemme have lunch @ Lok Fok afterwards? Fingers crossed, yes!
-Guess I'll just be spending an arvo in front of the computer.
-Was it Roxana coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm? Think so.
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Shortly after I finished Monday Post 876c, the parents combined and gleefully FORCED :( me to plod 650 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them. Even worse, idiot D2 didn't gimme enough steps! ><
-Afterwards, I went once more slowly and safely to the loo before walking myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Alas, horrid PIG mum came over and gleefully forced poor Ela to feed me one container of strawberries. I didn't really mind, coz I was sitting, but I hope she understands that I accomplished that task for her ENTIRELY WITHOUT the cruel and unfaithful God.
-Toms: 9am very early morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But PIG mum says we can go have breakfast @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Then I'm going to Eyecare Eyewear to choose a new frame.
-Wonder if PIG mum'll lemme have lunch @ Lok Fok afterwards? Fingers crossed, yes!
-Guess I'll just be spending an arvo in front of the computer.
-Was it Roxana coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm? Think so.
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday Post 166c
Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 7792; D2's new report: 7792 steps also equals 3.4km or 183kcal. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-During the massage, shifu Lei said this number (two digits) in Chinese, and I was left counting ,"One, two, three. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. One, two. Three, ten, two. Oh, thirty-two.When I sheepishly confessed my stupidity to shifu Lei, he laughed and said 'twas the same for him. "One, two, tree (he hasn't quite got the 'th' sound, obviously)..." XD
-Afterwards, Lei shifu kindly poured me one mug of undiluted tea (PIG mum adds @ least half a cup of water) that I got to hold 'incorrectly' and drink. Then PIG mum took me once more to the loo before driving us home, where I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Surprise! Carol arrived one minute early today! When she rang the doorbell and knocked, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Then I returned online to record my new plodding and adjust the time I was owed online before heading into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my hair today. Alas, I also wasted ten minutes having to warm myself back up, what with Carol refusing to hold the shower head over my back while I wash, but I'm feeling okay right now and hopefully won't have a raging cold tomorrow ...
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol only helped with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol only helped with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and silently, slowly but most hatefully singing 27% of my shorter second-favourite song in my head, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
- 183kcal or After washing and drying Era, I let Carol Force me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table. Carol kindly blow dried my hair, then arvo tea was the yummy chicken sushi roll I'd bought from Sushi Sushi earlier (along with the little fish of soya sauce that PIG mum thankfully hadn't taken outta the bag), plus one mug of yummy peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-During the massage, shifu Lei said this number (two digits) in Chinese, and I was left counting ,"One, two, three. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. One, two. Three, ten, two. Oh, thirty-two.When I sheepishly confessed my stupidity to shifu Lei, he laughed and said 'twas the same for him. "One, two, tree (he hasn't quite got the 'th' sound, obviously)..." XD
-Afterwards, Lei shifu kindly poured me one mug of undiluted tea (PIG mum adds @ least half a cup of water) that I got to hold 'incorrectly' and drink. Then PIG mum took me once more to the loo before driving us home, where I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Surprise! Carol arrived one minute early today! When she rang the doorbell and knocked, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Then I returned online to record my new plodding and adjust the time I was owed online before heading into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my hair today. Alas, I also wasted ten minutes having to warm myself back up, what with Carol refusing to hold the shower head over my back while I wash, but I'm feeling okay right now and hopefully won't have a raging cold tomorrow ...
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol only helped with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol only helped with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and silently, slowly but most hatefully singing 27% of my shorter second-favourite song in my head, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
- 183kcal or After washing and drying Era, I let Carol Force me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table. Carol kindly blow dried my hair, then arvo tea was the yummy chicken sushi roll I'd bought from Sushi Sushi earlier (along with the little fish of soya sauce that PIG mum thankfully hadn't taken outta the bag), plus one mug of yummy peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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