monday Post 157d

Alas, the parents chucked a complete cow @ me. >< Either parent pushed me to the ground from my chair, dragged me to the front door and demanded I leave. I bumshuffled my way back to the kitchen, and with the help of a cushion and the fridge, stood myself back up. Then I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me on a painful fifteen minute calf standing stretch (dad invented a whole new difficult twist to it ><) before I had to let them gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 650 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them. PIG mum always gleefully FORCED :( me to walk and get my own dinner, but I'm happy that I got myself lotsa cucumber and some mincemeat, even though PIG mum would only lemme drink water with that. Never mind, I VERY DELIBERATELY held that 'incorrectly', before walking myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Believe me, I'm definitely singing myself to sleep tonight, SCREW counting! >< *sigh*