Wednesday Post 195c

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4764; D2's new report: 4764 steps also equals 105kcal or 2.33km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:15pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair. Alas, I also wasted @ least twelve minutes having to warm myself back up, coz Carol wouldn't hold the shower head over my back. :o(
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol only helped with Elf's AFO). Afterwards, I went over to the loo, also fully leaning against the side rail and silently, slowly but most hatefully singing 1/3 of my shorter second-favourite song inside my head, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, Carolhelped me with my shoes and laces, I went over to wash and dry Era, then I let her Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-My mug of peppermint tea was my third, official and last for today to hold 'incorrectly'; thanks also to Carol who took out the yucky coriander before giving me the delicious pork salad roll to eat.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and massaged Ela for only fifteen/twenty minutes, before she decided 'twas time for her to leave and took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back next Monday and will have some kinda frozen pre-cooked meal containing pasta and beans for dinner tonight.
-Just dearest dad and I together @ home tonight; PIG mum's gone out for some work thing.
-So yeah, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed FOUR MINUTES online!!! Other than that, hope everyone's having a smashing week~
Cheers,
Em. ^^