Tuesday Post 166

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 6865 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 179kcal or 3km exactly XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Three Thorns (2)'. Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P twice this morning and once more around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Today, I got poked with PIG mum's "fifteen more minutes," @ 7:45am, just before dearest dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for work! Oh, that's right, I had a 9am torture session with Vincent the bloody physio today.
-When PIG mum came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Thanks to PIG mum who made chocolate porridge for breakfast; also thanks to her who lemme have a slice of toast with the merest dab of butter to enjoy that with, although zero thanks to her who gleefully  forced poor Ela to hold onto the bread before ordering Era to tear it into chunks nor any thanks to her who wouldn't gimme one mouthful of cold milk to wash the porridge down with. But all was okay in the end, because Era kept her promise to Ela by combining with the spoon to tear the chunks into more bite-sized, manageable pieces. While PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat tp Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went once more to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also fully leaned against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was finished, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-off PIG mum tootles me off to see Vincent the bloody physio. We listen to Damien Leith's 'Chapter Seven' album all day and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While she drives, Era helps Ela stretch fot ten minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stood most session and did reaching exercises for Ela, who also bent to touch Elf @ least thirty-five times, opened loo door and held onto rail @ end.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to Eyecare Eyewear to get some new glasses! Actually, she didn't lemme choose a new frame, she bought along an old pair and asked the guy to put the new lenses into that.
-Then we went to Sunnybank oriental/Dong Fong for brunch! I chose the two minute noodles with fried egg and ham while PIG mum had the thousand year egg congee and breadstick? (think that's what it's called) meal. I drank yummy Horlicks, think PIG mum just had white tea. Also, we bumped into Uncle Leung and Aunty Jessica!
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Coles and buy random groceries. Only walking back to the 4WD, we walk past Footcare Haven and PIG mum suggests we have a massage each!
-The two guys who massaged PIG mum and my feet were Chinese speakers, meaning PIG mum burbled happily with hers while I just grined and said in Chinese to my masseuse, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese, I speak Cantonese."
-Before the massage began, the guy offered me a cup of tea/water. I asked for tea, please, only it was so disgustingly bitter!Even worse, it went straight down to my bladder and I had to stop the massage and get PIG mum to take me to the loo @ 3:30pm; only 'twas too late, I got slightly wet once I reached Coles. ><
-We go back and the massage continues for a little longer. Before PIG mum tootles us home, I stop @ Sunni Bakery and buy myself a yummy chicken teriyaki bun for arvo tea.
-PIG mum tootles us back home. While she drives, Era helps Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, one more loo trip for me before I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Well, hopefully bbl one last time when Annette leaves @ 6pm (I might not, because I'll have already reached the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to), but if I can't, here's what's happening toms:
-Mid-morning UQ physio with Brad.
-Fingers crossed I can get a pork salad roll for arvo tea on the way home!
-Aunty Deana will come mind me for three hours from 12:30pm.
-Oh, but I've gotta do my writers group homework when I get home; the topic's 'You're getting married"!
-Carol will come supervise my shower @ 6pm.
-And Uncle Colbert will be coming to watch the second Origin match with us toms night! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS; we can't let our eight year dynasty fade yet! Oh yeah, will haveta ask PIG mum can she please buy a packet of chips for us to share toms night~
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope evberyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^