Monday Post 157b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5042 (ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today XD); D2's new report: 5042 steps also equals 142kcal or 2.3km. XD Anyways, events for today?
-Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continue until dearest dad comes to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I use the pot :P once more and continue more happy snorings with Daddy Bear after dearest dad leaves.
-I wake once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." When PIG mum comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just returning to bed when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-PIG mum made chocolate porridge with egg for breakfast! She lemme enjoy that with one slice of toast, although she gleefully forced poor Ela to butter it for me. I didn't really mind, coz I was sitting. What I did mind, though, was her refusal to gimme one mouthful of plain milk to wash the porridge down with. PIG mum had jeered @ me, "You've got two legs; if you want, get it yourself." Well, I did, maneuvering myself slowly around the fridge, kitchen benchtop, slowly and safely, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. My reward? One FULL glass of full fat milk!!!1 :D Definite highlight of my week, I bet. XD
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the loo, where I did a stinky unspeakable. Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^