Monday, June 23, 2014

Monday Post 157e

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6580; D2's final, final report: 6580 steps also equals 179kcal or 2.69km. XD Alas, I'm still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online!!1 >< *sigh* Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum said the set lunch was spicy, and instead chose a diced chicken and pineapple fried rice for us to share; 'twas yummy!
-After lunch, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to Coles, through the supermarket and back, buying random groceries.
-One more loo trip later, I saw Lei shifu for a comfy massage. PIG mum went buying stuff for dad to take back home for his sisters.
-When that was done, PIG mum passed me one cup of half water, half tea, took me once more to the loo then tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times.
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When Carol arrived, I went with her for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for one tinkle. When the second tinkle hadn't arrived by the time I'd sung my shorter second-favourite song halfway through, I realised I felt like doing my second stinky unspeakable for today and asked Carol please for another mug of water.
-That done, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I let Carol Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the 1/3 of lunch I'd left over, plus one mug of yummy peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela for twenty minutes, watching Ten's Eyewitness News while I read our book club novel.
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Wednesday.
-I returned online briefly until PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to play piano fifteen minutes for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because(1) she let Era play too after Ela had finished, (2) I was seated and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. It just makes me so sad, seeing how He's reduced me so; I wasn't half-bad, honestly ... ><
-Next, I had to let her gleefully force poor Elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf sretch.
-Please go read Monday Post 157d here. Sadly, the parents completely spoiled my day. >< Don't worry, though, I refuse to get mad @ them coz I know it's really just the cruel and unfaithful God trying to destroy another day for me. I'm just gonna rise above his near-overwhelming hatred, totally ignore Him and focus instead on everything else that made my day great today. :o)
-At 9:15pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant; I haven't been there since the beginning of this month and besides, I wanna tell Uncle Steven what a great little boy Andrew has been!
-Most importantly, though, Carol Lockwood's taking me out to the Toastmasters changeover function toms night @ the Sebel! it's twenty-five bucks per person; from memory we'll just get served deep fried food. Julz recommends I try a pina colada; hopefully they'll stock it! Best of all, Aimee says we can stay out together till the night ends! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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