Monday Post 166b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 7507. D2's new report: 7507 steps also equals 179kcal or 3.28km; ha, D2 reckons I'm more than 3/4 a normal person today. XD Anyway, events for Monday?
~Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! That was prolly coz PIG mum didn't boot me off to bed till 10pm. XD Anyways, nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After dearest dad left for work, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking twice more for the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the loo for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I released I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Thanks to PIG mum who made chocolate porridge for breakfast, but zero thanks to her who gleefully forced poor Ela to butter the slice of toast I enjoyed with it, nor for the fact thatshe also gleefully forced poor Ela to hold onto the bread before letting Era rip it. But that's okay, because Era and the spoon then combined to tear the bread into bite-sized, more manageable pieces, thus keeping Era's promise to Ela.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. While over the loo, I also fully lent against the rail and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, asking Him to please help me get through today okay.
-When that was finished, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-Off she tootled me to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Damien Leith's 'Chapter Seven' all day, too. While PIG mum drove, I closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel; opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, coming back out, Ms. Wriggle :P and my new student were waiting for me! His name's Brad, and he's twenty-two this year.
-Physio today: reaching for Era, weight bearing for Elf, three laps walking along hallway, ten/twenty sit-to-stands card work and other exercises for Ela.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me again to the loo, then tootled me off to Garbo for lunch and a massage. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, then she opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Garbo, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk downstairs to Woka Woka, where we shared the set meal, oil chicken (that's it's name when directly translated into Canto) with rice. Dearest dad joined us for lunch too. :o)
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to Sushi Sushi to buy myself one chicken sushi roll for arvo tea. Then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to Chi-Link, where I used the loo once then went to see shifu Lei for a comfy massage.
-Lol, we always have so much fun with our communication: remember, I only learnt three/six months of Mandarin before the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my life with the disabling brain tumour; yet Lei shifu's very limited English's even worse than my pretty pathetic Chinese! XD Today, I was trying to - argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES online!!><
Cheers,
Em. ^^