Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 7034 steps today (ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today; his report: 7034 steps also equals 160kcal or 3.08km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Serving Requires Humility' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'll definitely be owed some time online afterwards coz I didn't get online until 5:04pm! But I'll note that down when the time comes; anyways, events for today?
-Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:05am and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to
help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed
to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction
to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she
could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, plus one more loo trip about 8:55am. Five minutes later, PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-Only, OMG, for someone ually back around the 17.5 minute mark, PIG mum didn't return until THIRTY MINUTES later!! XD When she did finally come back, I used the pot :P once more for only one tinkle, swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of blackberry jam ever. Horrid PIG mum didn't gimme any butter, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the kitchen cabinet to get sth, and dad chucked some random cow @ me while I was eating. >< Never mind, I know it was just the cruel and unfaithful God trying to ruin what had the potential to be a great day, so I just rose above his near-overwhelming hatred, totally ignored Him and just continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before setting out, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the loo where I did my stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD. Amazingly, she helped me buckle my seatbelt; I told myself she hadn't woken up yet and would surely leave me to buckle the belt myself for the rest of the day. XD
-Dad tootled us up north somewhere for a BBQ! When we arrived, I sat on some park bench and sang about 1/5 of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, closing my left eye for all the important numbers.
-After dad set up my picnic chair, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over for lunch. She gave me one slice of bread (folded in half) with some chicken and tomato sauce. Dad chipped in one slice of cucumber.
-Hey, shower time! Fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed FORTY-TWO MINUTES online!!><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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