Monday, June 2, 2014

Tuesday Post 164

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding exactly 4200 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling ninety-seven kcal or 1.83km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'What Has God Said About You (3)?' Anyways, events for today?
~Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Erf and Elf remembered not to kick Leopard the blanket off me last night, meaning nature didn't call till 6:05am this morning~ After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, until dearest dad came and kissed me goodbye before leaving for work. I used the pot :P once more, then resumed my happy snorings with Daddy Bear, after two more random pot :P trips.
-After PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," I used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and blackberry jam ever, one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I'll admit to holding 'incorrectly' and draining while PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the toilet and did a stinky unspeakable, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Over the loo, I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry both hands before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to see Vincent the bloody physio for my weekly torture session. We listened to the Backstreet Boy's 'Black and Blue' album all day and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. Anyways, while she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
--Physio today: sat first go, then stood for most of the session. Ela bent to touch Elf's shoe about twenty-five times; she also pointlessly opened and closed the loo door and held onto the rail @ end.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us to the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant for lunch! I enjoyed the delicious Hokkien fried noodles, while PIG mum had some disgusting squid in black bean sauce with rice. We went and had a short chat with Uncle Steven afterwards, and Aunty jenny even shouted me two mandarins! Lol, bet PIG mum's planning to gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one tonight. XD
-Before leaving, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us back to Warrigal Square. While she drove, Era again helped Ela stretch for ten minutes and Ela again opened and closed her palm like fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the Warigold butchers and back to buy pork mince and 0.5kg of pork chop. Alas, she refused to have a drink with me from Sakuraya before going home. :o(
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Fingers crossed I can bbl after she leaves, else toms:
-Mid-morning UQ physio with Kate.
-Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a pork salad roll for arvo tea when we come back!
-Aunty Deana will come mind me for three hours; I'll prolly have dumplings for lunch! (I know PIG mum just can't wait to gleefully force poor Ela to get meat and use the mould tonight.)
-Carol will come supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Almost forgot! After I get home from physio, I've gotta do my writers group homework! Topic's 'denial'.
-And it's ice cream night toms night, yay! Like I keep saying, a very little's better than none @ all!
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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