Monday Post 164b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total now stands @ 7707; D2's new report: 7707 steps also equals 180kcal or 3.38km. Xd Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night (actually, I was supposed to have a great sleep last night and not wake until after the sun rose, only idiot Erf and Elf kicked Leopard the blanket off my body and I frozr! After I'd woken and pulled the quilt back over me, my bladder was like, "You're already up; may as well go." XD) and once again this morning around 6:35am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, until dearest dad came and kissed me goodbye before leaving for work. I asked dad how long Jum Jum was; dad just laughed and replied, "Longer than you are tall, obviously." Xd
-After he left, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and resumed our happy snorings together, me waking once more for the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and blackberry jam ever, one yummy mug of drinking mint chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I'll admit to draining while holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the toilet, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me through today.
-That done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the Pokemon soundtrack I bought from Japan back in 2003 all day, too! Anyways, while PIG mum drove I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes along Coronation Drive somewhere, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-There wasn't any parking available @ UQ, so PIG mum walked me into the buildingthen left to repark the car, leaving me to ask Margit please to ring upstairs and send Kate down for me. Margit rang, and spoke with Ms. Wriggle. :P
-Kate took me upstairs and I went once myself to the loo first before entering the gym. Physio today: weight bearing for Elf, reaching for Era, ten sit-to-stands, about six laps walking along parallel bars and card work for Ela.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me again to the loo then tootled us off to Garbo for lunch and a massage. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, then Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Garbo, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into the shopping centre. First, she booked herself a massage @ Chi-Link when I was having one, then we went down to food court together.
-Unfortunately, the set lunch didn't suit either of us, so PIG mum ordered a baked pork chop rice, yum! Dearest dad came to have lunch with us, although the first thing he did when he sat down was to pilfer my lunch. XD
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Coles and buy groceries before we headed back upstairs to Chi-Link for our massages, after first visiting the bathroom once.
-Lol, Lei shifu and I always have such fun, trying to understand what the other's saying. XDToday, I asked him how 'neck' was said in Chinese, he answered, "Tight." I didn't understand him, so we both just laughed and continued; only afterwards did PIG mum teach me that the word for 'tight' and the word for 'neck' in Chinese are the same! XD Mostly, we just listened to PIG mum and Tom (her masseuse) yap.
-Afterwards, PIG mum and I went to the loo again and she tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes and Ela opened her hand fifty times, holding each for a count of five, again.
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising - argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed ONE HOUR and SIX MINUTES online!11 ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^