Wednesday Post 374

Good afternoon! Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Tuesday's actually 1676; secondly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2594 steps (ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand XD) and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Give God All The Glory' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after watching Nine's 6pm news!! So hopefully bbl with last night's and today's events just briefly, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 342b

Heylo again and probably one final greeting for Tuesday! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 1189. Righteo, probable final, final events for today?

• After I'd finished my most important two hours online I used the loo for one tinkle and then headed over to the gobbling :P table, asking could PIG mum please feed me some arvo tea?
• She could, but that meant letting her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one yummy banana; I also poured myself one mug of some kinda Chinese tea. Before returning online, I used the loo once ... actually, did I? Can't remember! XD
• Kim's coming @ 5:30 and taking me to our Toastmasters changeover function! I'm just disappointed that the shift ends @ 9:30 ... for previous years, CODA would lemme stay out until 10:30pm! But I think PIG mum said 'twas okay to not get home until 10pm ... fingers crossed!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms; stay warm!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Now @ 5:24pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:36. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD

Tuesday Post 342

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard plodding 1007 steps (ha, I'm just over one grand XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Getting Out Of Your Boat but thirdly and way most importantly I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after PIG mum feeds me some arvo tea!! Anyways, events for today?

• At 2:15pm I've finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:02. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night!  Nature didn't call until PIG mum went a-THUMPING around upstairs @ 7:10am; after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep coz dad would leave for his hard day's work @ 8:20am!
• Success; one hour later dearest dad considerately walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock leading into the garage; my wakeup call to use the pot :P again, before I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• After dearest dad retucks me and Shirley back into bed, kisses me bye and leaves for his hard day's work, Shirley and I cuddle and snore, me waking again shortly before PIG mum does her usual a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and dump all my clothes on the side of the bed before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. 
• Now @ 3:28pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:15. That's tonight's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Only I've used up all my time playing, so super-briefly:
• Had NAB physio with Felix via Zoom. Physio today: wrist extensions for Ela, weightshifting, weightbearing for Elf, twenty-one sit-to-stands.
• Got myself a spoon and had soupy pasta for lunch. Poured myself one mug of chrysanthemum tea to wash lunch down with.
• Showered - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and remitted, I popped online.
• PIG mum came back from swimming; we just had a tele-consult with Dr. Ku coz I need a new referral to see the psychiatrist.
• Kim's coming @ 5pm and taking me to then Toastmasters changeover function! Pity PIG mum organised the shift to end @ 9:30pm ... in the past, I always stayed out till 10:30! *sigh*
• Toms: torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
• Seeing Ray for some massage and acupuncture; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him. XD
• Pao's minding me from 3:30pm - must remember to remove the toilet roll before showering - then we have choir practice!
• Looking forward to watching Nine's 6pm news afterwards!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 342f

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! With a final, final plodding total of 1695, lemme just note down final, final events for tonight?

• After taking my bowl over to the sink, I bid 4th Aunty and Yau Hin bye and walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• David arrived to gimme a session of physio. Accompanying him was some older woman was studying physio; she lives in Ipswich/Towoomba. Physio today: twenty minutes treadmill walking 0.8km/hr, 100 sit-to-stands (50x2), reaching for Ela and Era (100x each) 
• They'd just left when the doorbell rang again. I thought they'd left sth behind and answered the door, turns out 'twas Pao! Why was she late? She'd clean forgotten today's shift! Claire rang her and ordered, "RUN!" XD
• So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Pao who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing me to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Pao flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle and got creamed. When Pao remitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one last one when I was drying inside both ears with a tissue.
• Back outside, arvo tea was one pear (dry, not juicy) and one mug of Chinese tea. Happiness was reading Elantris for one hour; I reached pg. 400 @ 3:59. Dunno what PIG mum was doing; she took so long coming home Pao had time to make me one big mug of white tea with two sugars! Obviously, I sculled it all straightaway. XD
• Five minutes before Pao left, I used the loo for two more tinkles and then settled comfortably onto the couch with Carnival to watch Nine's 6pm news!
• For some reason I'm not having any success copying and pasting all the interesting surnames I found, but 'twas the 83RD time I've watched the 6pm news bulletin! :D
• News finished, I used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• When the parents summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for another tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, the parents lemme use the spoon Pao kindly got me for dinner tonight: rice and still hotpot leftovers.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• At 9pm I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: PIG mum should help me up... I've got a physio session with Felix @ like 11am. 
• Fingers crossed Davina will find someone to take me to our Toastmasters changeover function toms night!!!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to the week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee tonight I've managed SIX posts; that's even rarer than five! XD

Monday Post 342e

Good evening again! Since I've already recorded everything down that I usually do, just lemme continue events for Monday?

• After PIG mum hit me with the eye goo and helped me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra strap, I immediately got myself kitted before calling her back to please help with Elf's AFO straps and both laces.
• PIG mum comes back to help with only Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Breakfast is one of those adorable flat eggy pancakes PIG mum spent last night baking (they were very fluffy!), one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and another mug of  Milo. Over breakfast, 
   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast over, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me lover. 
• First I read my daily Bible passages, before hopping online and first checking did Axiom get back to me. Someone has told my trainer to contact me, but that's about it...
• I tootled online for myself until 12:30pm, when PIG mum summoned me over for lunch. After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era before walking myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After getting myself a spoon, lunch was rice leftovers. I also poured myself one mug of chrysanthemum green tea and when dearest dad returned home for lunch too, we had a WhatApp videochat with 4th aunty and Yau Hin. The smart boy recognises us all now! Dearest dad's kau gong, PIG mum's mum or and I'm Emily!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee I've already managed FIVE posts but Wednesday doesn't arrive until the day after tomorrow! XD

Monday Post 342d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1695; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Simply Ask' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'The Light Of The Mind'. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Success; dearest dad considerably walking silently along the hallway to unpop the lock into the garage was my wakeup call to use the pot :P again; afterwards, I spent ten minutes
• beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• After dearest dad retucked Shirley and I into bed, kissed me bye and left for his hard day's work, we cuddled and snored, me waking again about one hour later to use the pot :P again.
• Lol, today PIG mum overslept (again XD) and didn't come help me up; after giving myself fifteen more minutes Era banged the wall for her. XD
• She hit me with the eye goo, helped me exceedingly slight - fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed THREE MINUTES online!!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 342c

Good afternoon! Haven't plodded the treadmill yet so just noting down that I'm still owed ONE HOUR online after Pao leaves and continuing today's events?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! 'Twas PIG mum who rather inconsiderately awoke me @ 7:10am with her a-THUMPING around upstairs; after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep coz dearest dad would leave for work like one hour later!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 342b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, I'll prolly login Monday's plodding total @ 1695 and secondly, TWFT topic's "It's Never Too Late For God" but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after lunch!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:54, I lasted 6:23. Now, lemme finish one more game of Bejeweled lasting between five and six minutes and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 12:25pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:25. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I  further promise not to play again until toms because I've actually played one more memorable game lasting 7:22!
• 
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 342

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 342f

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Since I've already logged in Sunday's plodding total @ 1630, just lemme note down that the final, final spam count for the weekend's now seventeen and finish with final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I continued my LiveJournal blog post on prayer.
• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: fingers crossed PIG mum helps me up...
• After reading my daily Bible passages I've gotta find out has the Axiom College person made my study back available! It's the second last day of June toms; the guy has said he'll keep giving me extensions provided I can submit one subject per month! So perhaps I'll not have time for my most important two hours online. *sigh*
• Hopefully dearest dad will come home and have lunch with us~
• Bet PIG mum's got David coming to gimme a session of physio. *sigh?*
• Tina's minding me from 2pm till 4/5pm ... wonder how late she'll arrive? XD
• Then hopefully I can watch the entire Nine's news 6pm bulletin! If that's possible, it'll be the 83RD time I've watched the 6pm bulletin! :D
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed SIX posts! That's even rarer than five~ XD

Sunday Post 342e

Good evening again! Just noting down that Joni's devotional topic's 'Togetherness' and continuing tonight's events?

• When the parents summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Our first hotpot for tonight! Thanks to either parent (prolly PIG mum) who remembered that I need rice and microwaved me several mouthfuls.
• Dinner was washed down with one cup of water (originally PIG mum had offered me the hotpot soup but I remembered dad had boiled prawns into it, yuck) before I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Off to keep blogging now. Fingers crossed I can bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Sunday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! Can prolly keep this happening until church resumes. XD

Sunday Post 342d

Good evening! Firstly, I'm actually logging in Sunday's plodding total @ 1630 and not 750 (clean forgot I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE me to plod ten hallway laps because I thought that was part of the five week challenge, not my HEP!) and secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "Redemption's Hope". Anyways, continuing events for Sunday?

• Once I'd used up my most important two hours of the day, I began writing a new blog post for my LJ blog.
• Suddenly PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland, immediately orders me offline and gleefully forces me to do my HEP sixty sit-to-stands for her. *sigh*
• I'd hoped after that she'd feed me arvo tea and lemme shower but no, next I had to let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod the ten HEP laps. Have just e-mailed Monique and asked may I please plod the treadmill instead because it's safer.
• Laps finished I asked could PIG mum please feed me some arvo tea? Sure, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me a pear but I didn't really mind coz I was seated and could fully concentrate.
• Finally, a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hateful sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 12% but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for PIG mum.
• After she'd dried my back for me, I did everything else. She didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed doing and both laces needed tying.
• After drying the toilet seat I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 342c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for today! The parents have already had walkies and remembered not to lock themselves outta the house; think I can officially login Sunday's plodding total @ only 750. Oh, and the potential final, final spam count for the weekend's now fourteen. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Yup, exactly one hour later, PIG mum awakens me with her a-THUMPING around upstairs getting changed. After another pot :P  trip, I spend the ten minutes until 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• PIG mum enters my room to gimme some eye goo. After dumping my clothes on the bed, she leaves; I give myself fifteen more minutes and then get myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and 
  continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is one of those adorable fluffy pancakes PIG mum baked last night, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one mug of Milo. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Now @ 2:08pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:28. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, because I've actually also played one more memorable game lasting 8:42! But I've used up all my time playing, so just super-briefly:
• Watched ESS online. Sang everything for worship, plus the harmony for three songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Pastor Chris with his final sermon (15th) from his Edge Of Glory series, entitled Life 2.0
• Lifted loo lid and sat for one tinkle, got myself a spoon and had rice leftovers for lunch.
• Lunch was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. At 2:15pm I used the loo for one more tinkle.
•  Toms: fingers crossed PIG mum helps me up...
• After reading the day's Bible passages, I'll haveta check has Axiom College allowed me to resume study yet; if yes I'll skip my most important two hours of the day online coz I've gotta submit another subject by the end of this month to get another extension!
• David will come gimme a session of physio and Tina will come mind me.
• Fingers crossed I can read Elantris for one hour and get to watch Nine's 6pm news bulletin!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 342b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, provided silly dad remembers to not lock himself outta the house again (when he and PIG mum take walkies XD) I'll login today's plodding total @ only 750 coz I'm probably staying home all day; secondly, TWFT topic's 'God Is Training You' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's already twelve but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FOUR MINUTES MINUTES online after I watch ESS!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs; after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep coz I knew she'd come gimme eye goo like one hour later!
• At 10:38am I'm finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:20. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 342

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 342

Saturday Post 342c

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Since I've already logged in Saturday's plodding total @ only 800, just lemme note down final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post I went to continue online study but couldn't because everything had been marked 'unavailable!' I tried ringing their support line for help but it's only open Monday till Friday, 9am till 5pm. Instead, I e-mailed the support email address plus one of the ... trainers, I think they're called? Asking her to please reopen the link so I can complete and submit a course coz I'm positive the person said I'd keep getting extensions provided I submitted @ least one unit every month and this month hasn't finished yet!
• At 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Presuming PIG mum'll help me up and then watch the Canto service with dearest dad. Me, I'll have breakfast, read the day's Bible passages, see if I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable then watch ESS. 
• Will also haveta do those sixty HEP sit-to-stands with PIG mum. *sigh*
• Looking like my second consecutive day stuck @ home...
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 342b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, I'm actually logging in Saturday's plodding total @ only 800 and not 750 (because silly dad accidentally locked himself outta the house when he went for walkies with PIGF mum and I had to reopen the door for him XD); secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Love Passed Down' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Imitate Who?' Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• Precisely two hours after I'd started online, I'd logged outta everything, used the loo for one tinkle and settled @ the gobbling :P table with a banana for arvo tea and the intention to read for another thirty minutes, because it's only Saturdays that I get to spend a blessed three hours reading~ 
• Only pouring myself a cup of milk wasn't too successful, coz I spilt some on the floor. I got the tissues and wiped away as much as possible, but the parents got back early from their walk (since it's like pitch black come 5pm) and bit my head off. Sent to the bathroom to change, I finished happily reading pg. 375 @ 5:50.
• Was gonna get started on study but then dad ordered I head over to the sofa and watch the news. I complied; here are all the interesting surnames I found: Fabris, Underwood, Flanders, Palaszczuk, Croucher, Frydenberg, Burner, Datyari, Gallagher Greenbat, VanDiemen, DeSalle, Heydon, Nesbitt, Whyte, Sturgeon, Kearsley, Carson, Burney, Arvier, Pence, Fauci, Cavallaro, Gureshi, D'Allesandro Farghigya, Freelander, Zuckerberg, Twiggy (first name), Willan, Marr, Tanriverdi, Ponga (heard), Clifford (heard), Willis, Radley (heard), Cordner (heard), Dufty, McLaughlin, Van Gisbergen (heard), Lund, Stanaway, Coombs and Gellie. Brisbane was 11-24 today. Mt Gravatt tomorrow: 10-20. 638am sunrise 5:04 sunset. That was the 82ND time I've watched the 6pm news this year! :D
• After watching the news, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, two tiny chips of hardboiled egg white and two lol thin tasteless slices of soup pork.
• Dinner was washed down with one bowl of soup before I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Off to complete some study now; I've gotta submit another unit by the end of this month should I wanna keep getting extensions!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one final pot :P trip @ 9pm with my final, final events for tonight plus what's happening tome else wishing everyone a smashing Sunday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 342

Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm logging in today's plodding total @ only 750 and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Why Study The Bible? (3) Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:59, I lasted 5:39. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am, when PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs, and after one pot :P trip I fell back asleep right away coz she was leaving for work @ 7:30am!
• Success; this time I was awoken by PIG mum a-THUMPING upstairs to change one hour later @ 7:20am; after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• After PIG mum hits me with the eye goo before leaving for her half day's work, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Once dearest dad retucks Shirley and me back into bed and promises to stay quiet so that we can do just that, we cuddle and snore, me waking twice more for the pot :P before Narelle arrives ten minutes early! Not only that, I had another dream! For my 35th dream of 2020, I’m @ this yum cha table; Steph has piled all these plates of food in front of me! The table’s covered with food but Elsa comes and suddenly starts clearing away the food! “What are you doing??” I screech @ her, “Don’t clear away the food; I’ve not started eating yet!” XD
• Now @ 4:06pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:29. That's today's quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've actually played another memorable game lasting 7:13 and a fourth lasting 7:58! But I've spent too long playing and have less than thirty minutes left, so just super-briefly:
• Narelle minded me from 10am till 2pm.
• Did my sixty HEP sit-to-stands with her, brushed teeth (thanks to Narelle who squirted me some toothpaste) and did a stinky unspeakable.
• Had breakfast and then happily read until midday while Narelle made my bed and then sat and massaged Ela while we chatted. Read for eighty-five minutes first up, reaching pg. 300 @ 11:31.
• Used the loo for one tinkle @ midday, munched the second half of the naan bread I'd bought with Tina two days ago (lol, PIG mum had chucked a cow @ me for some reason and said she'd let dad have it but she left it in the laundry fridge and Narelle found it for me! XD) and rang Aunty Lai, chatting with her for 12:15.
• Showered @ midday - hairwashed. Thanks also to Narelle who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and remitted, lunch was one yummy bowl of fried rice dearest dad had already cooked for me, plus my third and final mug of white tea with two sugars.
• Used loo for two more tinkles before Narelle left.
• Parents have gone allies; once my most important two hours of the day are up, I'll visit the loo and read for awhile more because it's only Saturdays I can spend a blessed three hours reading~
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Expecting PIG mum to help me up before she and dearest dad watch CSS and then I'll watch ESS @ 11am.
• Potentially my second consecutive day stuck @ home.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 373c

One final greeting and good evening for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2544 (ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand XD) . Righteo, just briefly, final, final events for tonight?

• Had half my yummy naan bread that I'd bought yesterday with Tina for breakfast.
• Now @ 9:16pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:45. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I promise not to play again until toms coz I've actually played one more memorable one lasting 7:53!
• Tiff came and gave me a session of OT.
• Aunty A shouted us lunch @ Rice Paper Vietnamese Cuisine! Her ulterior motive was that she wanted to borrow our picnic chair. XD
• Saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; skipped the toilet trips coz the toilet lid was down and I couldn't be bothered lifting it. XD
• So when we got home spiteful PIG mum said she wouldn't lemme eat the other half of the naan bread I'd bought yesterday! ><
• Kim minded me from 4pm till 6pm; did two times twenty sit-to-stands with her.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little bok Choy, one slice of tasteless soup pork and some (one mouthful) delicious chicken.
• Returned online and used loo for one more tinkle @ 9pm.
• Toms: should I login my plodding total @ 750? Not going out, see.
• Narelle's minding me from 10am till 2pm. Will shower @ 12:30pm since I don't get Saturday support 4-6pm before. Looking forward to my three big mugs of white tea with two sugars and fingers crossed for the chance to read for three hours toms! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Oh! Will haveta complete that course of study toms night!

Friday Post 373b

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2490. Confident I'll crack 2.5 grand before the night's out. XD Righteo, just briefly, events for today?

• *sigh* Self-centered PIG mum spoiled me getting an awesome night's sleep last night when she went a-THUMPING around upstairs last night @ like 2:30am.
• The day bored ill when she entered my room and helped me with the bra strap but not the tee even though it's Winter now ...
• Tiff gave me a session of OT.
  cCheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 373

Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2372 steps; secondly, TWFT topic's 'Why Study The Bible? (2)'; thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Beat Again'; fourthly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Drifting' and fifthly, the spam count for the week's fifty but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! So hopefully bbl with today's events just briefly, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 6:52pm I lasted 5:33. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
P.P.S. Now @ 7:17pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:12. T hat's tonight's quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Thursday Post 373d

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 4051. Ha, I'm just over four grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Argh, dad's left the toilet seat up; uncomfortable but I'm not gonna lower it; it's rare enough that I get one day without having to lift one! *sigh*
• Toms: PIG mum'll help me up, coz she's got Tiff to come gimme a session of OT.
• I'm looking forward to seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ her. XD
• Kim's coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm, coz she doesn't come Saturday's anymore. 
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 373c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3930. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• Groceries from Coles bought, I returned to Zaw (Tina's car; the rego plate's ZAW) and posted a status update onto Facebook while Tina went back to Coles and bought her usual turkey slice and plain potato chips for lunch.
• Then Tina tootled us back to Woka Warrigal to meet Pastors Chris and Grace for lunch! Arriving early, Tina started eating first (she can't eat the food there) while I played Candy Crush type games awaiting the Lungs' arrival.
• Phew once they arrive we head inside and get a table immediately! I'm very impressed with the set soup; there's actually a pork bone inside with some meat attached! I had the fried egg and charsiu with rice; Pastor Grace had the sweet and sour pork with rice and I think I'll get that when we have lunch together next week but must remember to get it without the capsicum!
• Lunch over Tina tootled me home and I took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hateful sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, because Tina stayed and kindly held the showerhose over my back after I called her to please gimme some facewash and kept me warm, I was actually all done after 12% but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling Tina back.
• After I flipped the nice hot water off, I got dried, had another tinkle when Tina was finding me some clothes (PIG mum didn't today, for some reason) and got creamed. When Tina remitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when I was drying inside both ears with a tissue.
• Back outside, I started reading the day's Bible passages while Tina went and very slowly cleaned the bathroom. When she was done 'twas already time to sign her off!
• When PIG mum came home from her half day's work I let her nab half the yummy honey cheese stick I'd bought this morning with Tina for arvo tea. I also poured myself one mug of rice green tea.
• After using the loo for one more tinkle, I returned online.
• When the parents went for allies, I was still online. At 5:45pm, I started signing outta everything, @ 5:50pm I used the loo for one more tinkle and by 6pm I was seated with Carnival ready to watch Nine's 6pm bulletin - the 81ST time I've watched it! :D All the interesting surnames I found: Yaxley, ,Lahey, Calcutt, Milostic, Frecklington, Manoharan, Palaszczuk, Cavallaro, Daish, Trump, Pompeo, Cuomo, Zelinsky, Trotter, Heinke, Foley, Kimba (first name), Mackay, Schrinner, Kearsley, D'Allesandro, Khalid (first name), Hay Ambrose, Seibold, Dearden (heard), Isaako (heard), Bellamy ((heard), Donahy, Sterling, Kikau (heat), Meninga, McStay, Zorko (heard), Arneill, Heathwood, Sarv, Foxworthy and Mercorella. 68.03USc =1AUD. Brisbane was 10-21. Mt Gravatt tomorrow: 7-22. Brr, bags I turn on the heater tonight again!
• News finished, I used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely back online, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• When dad summoned me over for dinner I used the loo for another tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Lol, before watching the 6pm news I'd skooted my dining chair over to the drawer to get myself a spoon for dinner - the one Tina had handed me this morning had somehow fallen to the floor - believe me, I was pissed when there weren't any tablespoons inside the drawer! When I grouched this fact to dad he handed me another spoon already on the table; score, June has been satisfied FIFTEEN times!! :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa yummy kailan, some 'fun si' (say that in Canto), one lil slice of rather bland pork mince and three lil chunks of yummy charsiu and scrambled egg.
• Dinner was gulped (not spooned, coz the current soup's disgusting XD) with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm with the final, final events for tonight, my final, final plodding total for Friday plus what's happening toms, else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week tomorrow!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 373b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3725; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Deep-Rooted Faith' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Wedding Afterthoughts'. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• When Tina closes windows and stuff, I use the loo and do a stinky unspeakable. Then we hit Sunnybank Plaza!
• After choosing two buns from Breadtop we bought groceries from Coles. Rosemay was back! Turns out she'd been away sick last week but she's recovered now~
• Fingers crossed I can bbl coz I'm still owed SIXTEEN MINUTES online!!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 373

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3321 steps and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Why Study The Bible? (1)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed HIRTY-THREE MINUTES online if I get to watch Nine's 6pm news tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:00am 
  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Shirley and I cuddle and snore, me waking one hour later to use the pot :P again. Back in bed, I wonder how late Tina will arrive today ... XD
• At 4:59pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:57. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Amazingly, today Tina arrives promptly! She knocks the door, opens, enters and then says "Good morning, Emily~" Shirley nods good morning back; I'm expecting her to then offer us fifteen more minutes but she just says "Okay," closes the door and leaves! Shirley suggests giving her the Bear Bum coz Tina was rude and didn't offer us fifteen more minutes, but I tell her don't unless Tina comes back before fifteen minutes have passed. XD
• Luckily for her, Tina allows me the full fifteen minutes before coming back, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD We get me kitted, before I head over to brush teeth. Thanks to Tina who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her first break this week~
• Now @ 5:35pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:25. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've actually played two more memorable games, one lasting 7:03 and the other 7:27!
• After brushing teeth, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After washing and drying Era, I headed out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, which was two slices of toast smeared lightly with avocado and sprinkled very lightly with salt, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and another mug of Milo. During and after breakfast, I happily read Elantris for one hour, finishing page 222 @ 9:15am and finishing pg. 225 @ 9:19.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 373d

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2621. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Cripes it's only gonna be six degrees tonight! Me frozen. >< XD
• Toms: Tina's meant to come help me up @ 8am; wonder how late she'll be? XD
• I rang the Sunnybank Hills library this arvo asking could I come and read toms coz I've heard they've reopened but was told no, pick up and return books only. Will read for one hour @ home instead then buy groceries from Sunnybank Plaza Coles with Tina before meeting Pastors Chris and Grace for lunch @ Woka Warrigal! Fingers crossed we can get a table but if not, I suppose we'll all just buy takeaway and come back to my place for lunch.
• Should I watch Thursday night football tonight? Better not ... gotta complete another course of that office admin course by the end of the month; less than one week left!
• Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 373c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2558. See? Told you I'd crack 2.5 grand! XD Anyways, just briefly continuing tonight's events?

• Pao minded me from 3:30pm till 6pm. We sang for like twenty minutes tonight for rehearsal!
• Watched the 6pm news bulletin for the 80TH time this year!!
• Used loo for one tinkle and then started dinner with dearest dad; PIG mum was still upstairs in pigland.
• Score, dad lemme use the spoon Pao got for me this arvo; June's been met FOURTEEN times!! :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa soup carrot, some salmon, a little mince and one slice of lotus root.
• Dinner was initially spooned (I took ten spoonfuls before deciding the soup was too disgusting to be savoured XD) then gulped down with a bowl of soup, before I took my bowl over to the sink and returned online. 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 373b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2452 (pretty confident I'll have cracked 2.5 grand before the night's out XD); secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Debt Eater' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Higher Ground' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed  FORTY-NINE MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! Righteo, just briefly, continuing last night's events?

• After singing Lead Me To the Cross we did a Bible study from Acts chapter nine.
• Best of all, we had supper @ Maccas before Enoch dropped me home. PIG mum hit me with the eyegoo and went immediately to bed. Yay - I could sit to pour my nightly mouthful of milk, Ela didn't haveta hold the milk carton, pour the milk nor open the fridge door afterwards; nor did she haveta hold the toothbrush and Elf got to wear her sock last night. Score! XD
• Now @ 7:24pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:04. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Today: yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:05am~
• Turned alarm on, saw Vincent the bloody physio for my weekly torture session. Physio today: stood entire session, bent to ground eleven times for Ela to move object, weightshifting, timed reaching for both hands, falling forward eight times and successfully left first attempt, woot!
• Went to Sunnybank Hills Woolies to buy bread and milk (elbow bumped Caitlin!) then headed upstairs and enjoyed delicious eggy pancake with pork floss for lunch!
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Wednesday Post 373

Good afternoon! Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Tuesday's actually 3192; secondly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2051 steps (ha, I'm just over two grand XD) and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Rebuild Your Integrity' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 3:23pm, I lasted 5:23. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• For the 79TH time last night, I watched Nine's 6pm news! Then I wolfed down dinner, used the loo for one more tinkle and hopped into the 4WD; dad tootled me off to church for small group Bible study~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 241b

Good afternoon again! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 1196. Righteo, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:24pm I lasted 6:29. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Dad suddenly coughed once; that fully awoke me and I used the pot :P before immediately tried to fall back asleep coz he'd leave for work one hour later!
• Success; after dearest dad kissed me goodbye, retucked Shirley and me back into bed, we cuddled and snored for another hour, me waking to use the pot :P shortly before PIG mum starts her a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with both the bra and tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes.
• Now @ 2:57pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:09. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• PIG mum returns to help with only Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Like yesterday, PIG mum has immense fun bossing me around and giving me step-by-step instructions on how to prepare breakfast. Eventually, I munch two slices of toast that I buttered and jammed myself, drink one full mug of water, pop all my usual drugs :P and drink another mug of warm Milo. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Breakfast finished, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, before coming out and reading my daily Bible passages.
• At 10:55am, PIG mum summons me over for NAB physio from Zoom with Felix. Physio today: reaching and wrist extensions for Ela, holding funnel and lifting, fifty sit-to-stands and weightlifting. Before ending the session Monique tells me that I came third overall for the twenty-eight day challenge; I laugh and tell her to count me out next time unless the prize is another shiny hundred dollar bill like the one Ethan gave me last year! XD
• Physio finished, I sat down @ the computer to record down what I did for physio today. When PIG mum still hadn't returned home @ 2pm to gimme lunch I rang her and asked where she was coz Tina's leaving @ 2pm? "You idiot, you said you'd shower after physio!" PIG mum screeches @ me. Whoops. XD
• So a nice hot shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hateful sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I'm all done after 12% because Tina kindly holds the showerhead over my back and keeps me warm after I call her back to please gimme some facewash, but I happily lean fully against the right side rail and water myself for another tinkle before calling for Tina.
• After I flip the nice hot water off, I get dried, get creamed and have another tinkle. When Tina rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when I'm drying inside both ears with a tissue and she's drying my glasses after cleaning them for me.
• Back outside, I get myself a spoon for lunch and then get myself another one for dinner, too. 
• Lunch was one yummy bowl of Campbell's cream of chicken soup, to which PIG mum had added egg, lotsa soup potato, lotsa soup carrot and some corned beef, into which I ripped one plain (unbuttered) slice of toast. I also poured myself one mug of chrysanthemum tea.
• Once I finished that, I used the loo for two more tinkles before signing Tina off with my thanks and byes. She's back Thursday morning.
• PIG mum went out swimming. Around 2:30pm, I used the loo for another tinkle myself.
• Fingers crossed I'll get to watch Nine's 6pm bulletin tonight; the 79TH time I'll have watched it!
• Small group Bible study tonight @ church; right now Doug's asking who's free for dinner together first and I'm like me! Only I need a lift and Doug says he dunno will he have the car yet. XD
• Toms: PIG mum'll help me up, coz I've got a late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< Stress abounds ...
• Right after that, I'm seeing Ray for some massage and acupuncture; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him. XD
• Fingers we can get some takeaway home for lunch!
• Pao's minding me from 3:30pm till 6pm; we've got choir rehearsal @ 5:30pm!
• Looking forward to watching Nine's 6pm news bulletin toms night too; the 80TH time I'll have seen it!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Now @ 5:13pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:05. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
  P.P.S. Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Underestimating Ourselves'.

Tuesday Post 241

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 897 steps today (but I'm sure I'll have cracked 1000 before the day's out) and secondly, TWFT topic's "What's Distracting You' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online after Tina leaves @ 2pm!!! So hopefully bbl with today's events, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 241g

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2604. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• Lol, suddenly Eileen Facebook telephone called me! We spent awhile chatting; her nephew's only forty-one but needs open-heart surgery really soon!
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: pretty sure PIG mum'll help me up, since my NAB appointment with Felix over Zoom's @ like 11am! Wonder will Tina remember to come ... XD
• She'll see me showered before leaving @ like 4pm; me, I'm looking forward to watching Nine's 6pm news again; that'll be the 79TH time I've watched it! :D
• Will quickly wolf down dinner afterwards before dearest dad takes me to church for small group Bible study from Acts chapter nine.
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've actually managed SEVEN posts! Only I've totally lost count of how many of those I've managed ... *takes a wild guess* 33RD! XD

Monday Post 3241f

Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2504 (ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Eternal Eyes'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When dad summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table,  
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa soup carrot, lotsa soup potato, a lil beef mince and a bit of corned beef with scrambled egg!
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to sink and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl following one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've managed SIX posts already! That's even rarer than five! XD

Monday Post 341e

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2255 and secondly, Joni'a devotional topic's "The 'Red Cross'". Righteo, continuing events for Monday?

• David arrived to gimme a session of physio: twenty minutes treadmill walking 0.8km/hr, 100 sit-to-stands (50x2), reaching for Ela and Era (100x each) and pronation exercise with dumbbell. Going by my record, I've slugged through three straight days (thirty-six hours) of physio, and we're not even halfway through the year yet ...
• Tina arrived eight minutes late; after PIG mum let her in, I plodded my ten hallway laps with her first.
• Then I took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hateful out aloud. Actually, since Tina stayed and kindly held the showerhead over my back after I called her back to please gimme some facewash, I was all done after 13% but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and happily watered myself for another tinkle before calling Tina back.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle when Tina went to find some socks for me. When she remitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was washing my glasses for me and I was drying inside my ears with a tissue.
• Back outside, I asked Tina to please help me dry my hair and then please clean the bathroom after getting me some arvo tea. 
• Afternoon tea was fancy: PIG mum had left me (literally) one small mouthful of the tiramisu she'd baked last night! I also drank one small mug of green tea and happily read Elantris for one hour, after which I used the loo for two more tinkles and then returned online.
• Tina left @ 4:08pm. She's back toms when I've got NAB physio with Felix. Actually she claims she arrived on time today but I just didn't hear her knock. XD
• At 5:45pm I started logging outta everything, @ 5:50pm I used the loo for one more tinkle and by 6pm I was with Carnival on the couch watching Nine's 6pm news - the 78TH time I've watched it! :D
• That finished, I walked myself slowly and safely online, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed FIVE posts but I've not even had dinner yet!! XD

Monday Post 341d

Potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1892. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Now @ 4:47pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 9:40. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
• Shortly afterwards, dearest comes into my room, retucks me and Shirley back into bed, kisses me bye and leaves for his hard day's work. We happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with both the bra strap and tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Whilst doing so, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• PIG mum comes back to help with only Elf's AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• PIG mum happily bossed me around concerning getting and preparing breakfast. Does she honestly think I require step-by-step instructions to get the bread outta the freezer, remove two slices from the loaf, take the slices over to the toaster, put the two slices into the toaster, press the button that starts toasting the bread, press the other button that defrosts the bread, use the knife to spread the margarine and use the knife to spread the jam? XD The new jam was interesting, though: strawberry and rhubarb!
• Breakfast finished, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. After reading my daily Bible passages, I tootle online for myself until PIG mum summons me over for lunch.
• This time, PIG mum has splendid fun bossing me around while I make myself a toasted tuna in tomato and onion with one slice of cheese sandwich for lunch. Again, does she honestly think I dunno to get the bread outta the freezer, take two slices outta the loaf, take them over to the sandwich press, put them into the sandwich press, spread the tuna evenly over one slice, get one slice of cheese, put the cheese over the tuna, place the other slice of bread on top of the first one, and replace the sandwich press lid?? XD
• For lunch, I also pour myself one mug of Chinese tea.
• Horrid PIG mum then demands I lift the loo lid for her; when I then sit over the loo and do a stinky unspeakable, she has lunch with dearest dad and they have Whatsapp video chat with 4th Aunty and Yau Hin.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 341c

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now only stands @ 769 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and NINETEEN MINUTES online after Tina leaves @ 5pm!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• I used the pot :P twice last night and once more around 6:50am, before spending the ten minutes till 7am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 341b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 501 steps (my 3rd consecutive day stuck  @ home) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Turn To God - He Will Not Disappoint You' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWELVE MINUTES online this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:46am, I lasted 5:43. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 11:38am I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:18. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 341

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 341f

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Since I've already noted down everything I usually do over a day, just lemme cover final, final events for Sunday?

• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• Toms: hopefully PIG mum helps me up...
• Looking forward to having lunch with dearest dad @ home; hopefully we'll Whatsapp video chat 4th Aunty and Yau Hin again!
• PIG mum's got David giving me physio from 2pm till 3pm.
• Tina's minding me from 2pm till 4pm/5pm. Will plod my ten laps with her before showering.
• Hoping to read Elantris for one hour!
• Also hoping to watch all of Nine's 6pm news bulletin - the 78TH time I'll have watched it!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed SIX posts; that's even rarer than five! XD 

Sunday Post 341e

Good evening again! Firstly, I've already logged in Sunday's plodding total @ 1630; secondly, Our Daily  Bread's devotional topic's 'The Man In Seat 2D' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Carrying Burdens'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• After finishing my most important two hours online, I was reading and giving feedback to Kym's homework for Thursday when PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland after taking her long arvo nap, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
• First I let her gleefully force me to complete the stepping exercise for Erf.
• Next, I let her gleefully force poor Ela to complete all the other HEP exercises. I'll confess I didn't pay all my attention doing them; PIG mum had turned the television on and I was listening to the Sea Eagles play the Raiders! I'll always cheer for Canberra because back during the 90s they were sponsored by milk (dunno what brand); across every jersey was emblazoned the word MILK but I'll aways cheer for Manly too because they were Bob's team ... can't believe he's been gone for twelve years now.
• Finally, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela feed me one delicious, juicy pear. Again, I didn't mind because I was seated and could fully concentrate; secondly, the NRL match was being played! But best of all, Ela finished feeding me the pear before dearest dad arrived home from badminton and arvo tea with his mates, meaning PIG mum didn't get the chance to show him how much power she has over me, ha. I also poured myself one mug of green tea to wash arvo tea down with.
• After arvo tea, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice hot shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hateful sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud. Actually, I was all done after 14% but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before flipping the nice hot water off.
• After PIG mum dried my back, I did everything else. She didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps and both laces needed tying.
• After lifting the loo lid, sitting for one tinkle, drying inside both ears, washing and drying Era and then heading back online outside, I turn the computer back on and see it's almost 6pm! I ask PIG mum will dinner be served soon; when she replies no I head over to the sofa to watch Nine's 6pm news with Carnival - the 77TH time I've watched it! :D The most interesting surname I found was 'Colgate'; lol, I never knew toothpaste could be a surname! XD
• News finished, I used the loo for one tinkle, got myself a spoon and tucked into dinner: rice tonight, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa soup carrot some yummy chicken and some grouper/croucher fish. The parents say they'll not buy it again; it tastes very muddy ...
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I cab bbl shortly after one more loo trip with the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening Monday else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed FIVE posts tonight! XD