Monday Post 340d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting form Monday! With a potential final, final plodding total of 1630, lemme just note down potential final, final events for tonight?

• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I wash and dry Era before walking myself slowly and safely online, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• After reading my daily Bible passages I tootle online for myself until dearest dad comes home for lunch and I'm summoned to join him.
• After getting myself a spoon, lunch is rice leftovers, with lotsa yummy kai lan and some chicken. I also pour myself one mug of Chinese tea to wash lunch down with. After taking my bowl over to the sink, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• Today Tina arrives one minute late today. While PIG mum's getting ready to leave to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage, I plod my ten laps with Tina. Laps done, I ask her please to lift the loo lid for me and get my shower chair. She gets the shower chair but refuses to lift the loo lid; I'm like whatever, I'll just pee once I'm seated in the shower chair then. Tina decides to lift the loo lid for me. XD
• Then I take a nice hot shower - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, because Tina kindly stays and holds the showerhead over my back to keep me warm after I've called her back to please gimme some facewash, I'm actually all done afte only 12% but happily lean fully against the side rail and water myself for another tinkle before calling her back.
• After I turn the nice hot water off, I get dried, get creamed and have another tinkle. When Tina rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's doing Erf's sock and one last when I'm drying inside both ears.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^