Monday Post 341d

Potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1892. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Now @ 4:47pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 9:40. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
• Shortly afterwards, dearest comes into my room, retucks me and Shirley back into bed, kisses me bye and leaves for his hard day's work. We happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with both the bra strap and tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Whilst doing so, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• PIG mum comes back to help with only Elf's AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• PIG mum happily bossed me around concerning getting and preparing breakfast. Does she honestly think I require step-by-step instructions to get the bread outta the freezer, remove two slices from the loaf, take the slices over to the toaster, put the two slices into the toaster, press the button that starts toasting the bread, press the other button that defrosts the bread, use the knife to spread the margarine and use the knife to spread the jam? XD The new jam was interesting, though: strawberry and rhubarb!
• Breakfast finished, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. After reading my daily Bible passages, I tootle online for myself until PIG mum summons me over for lunch.
• This time, PIG mum has splendid fun bossing me around while I make myself a toasted tuna in tomato and onion with one slice of cheese sandwich for lunch. Again, does she honestly think I dunno to get the bread outta the freezer, take two slices outta the loaf, take them over to the sandwich press, put them into the sandwich press, spread the tuna evenly over one slice, get one slice of cheese, put the cheese over the tuna, place the other slice of bread on top of the first one, and replace the sandwich press lid?? XD
• For lunch, I also pour myself one mug of Chinese tea.
• Horrid PIG mum then demands I lift the loo lid for her; when I then sit over the loo and do a stinky unspeakable, she has lunch with dearest dad and they have Whatsapp video chat with 4th Aunty and Yau Hin.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^