Monday Post 311d

 Good evening! Firstly, have plodded treadmill and can now officially login plodding total @ 1695; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'How Did I Get Here?' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'A Letter From Christopher Reeve'. Anyways, continuing events for Monday?

• After PIG mum hits me with the eye goo and helps me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra strap, I immediately get the rest of myself kitted, before calling her back to please help with Elf's AFO straps and both laces.
• That done, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Breakfast is one tiny chunk of that chocolate cake PIG mum spent last night baking. No offence, but it tasted pretty awful. XD Think PIG mum said she added too much baking soda? I had a good laugh when dearest dad rang her to specifically tell her how awful it was. XD
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• First I read my daily Bible passages and then secondly I tootle online for myself until 12:30pm.
• When PIG mum summons me over for lunch, I walk myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• After getting myself a spoon, lunch was one bowl of tasteless rice leftovers; I also poured myself one mug of some Taiwanese tea Aunty Ann gave us~
• After taking my bowl over to the sink, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• When David and the therapy assistant arrived (I keep forgetting her name >< XD), they were both good and went to wash their hands first.
• Physio today: twenty minutes treadmill walking 0.8km/hr, 100 sit-to-stands with left bias, 100 reaches for Era and 100 reaches for Ela.
• Took a nice hot shower afterwards - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, since Tina kindly stayed and held the water over my back and kept me warm after I called her back to please gimme some facewash, I was actually all done after 13% but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling Tina back.
• After Tina came back, I got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one last one when I was drying inside the ears with a tissue.
• Back outside, arvo tea was like four strawberries cut into half and one small mug of yummy jasmine green tea. Happiness was reading the book club novel for one hour; today I reached pg. 200 @ 4:09pm.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^