Friday Post 310c

 Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3954; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Hope Blossoms' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'When Other's Take Offence'. Anyways, continuing events for Friday?

• Horrid PIG mum deliberately emptied the pot :P and closed the loo lid, meaning I'd haveta lift it before doing a stinky unspeakable. *sigh* She's spiteful like that ... not really sure how she gets a kick outta it? Never mind; on the plus side, I didn't haveta turn the alarm on/off today!
• PIG mum tootled me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day and today Era helped Ela stretch for one whole HOUR! Think that's the 4th time that's ever happened!
• I muchly enjoyed Aunty Ann's firm ministrations; PIG mum muchly enjoyed yapping unceasingly @ Aunty Ann. XD
• Back home, I munched my yummy custard bun for lunch while the parents had rice leftovers.
• Lunch was washed down with one mug of Chinese tea, after which I took the mug over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• When's it's time to go pickup our new car, I use the loo for one tinkle and then climb into the backseat of the 4WD. Dad tootles us out to Wynnum to meet the car! 
• On arrival, dad walks with me inside. I spot the day's Courier Mail and sit happily to read that, while some staff member introduces the parents to the new car.
• Turns out there's a free tea, coffee and hot chocolate machine! Dad and I share a cup of hot chocolate~
• Dad drives me home in the new car while PIG mum drives the old 4WD home! This new car's really cool; instead of key insertion to start, it's got a power on/off button! Not only that, should you not drive straight and veer sideways, the car will beep @ you!
• Back home, I use the loo for one tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• At 4pm, I ask PIG mum may I shower now? I don't get support on public holidays, see. She replies yes, so I walk myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice hot shower for me today - I wash and rinse my own hair. I also sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• Once I flipped the nice hot water off, PIG mum dried my back for me and then I did everything myself until Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laces needed tying.
• After drying the toilet seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• For arvo tea, I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold the banana, let her gleefully boss Era around when she specifies I must peel the banana into three and cut into ten pieces while holding the knife the 'correct' way and then let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me the banana. Not that I really mind; I'm seated and can fully concentrate.
• Arvo tea's washed down with one mug of jasmine green tea; after I take the cup over to the sink I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Then I happily spend the remainder of the arvo online~
• When the doorbell rings, I answer it. It's Uncle Colbert!
• When I'm summoned for dinner, I use the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower and 1.5 pork chops! Uncle Colbert's a super-picky eater: he'll only eat pork chops but not pork mince. XD
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking my bowl over to the sink I walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Only PIG mum randomly wandered over and fed me 3.5 sweet, juicy strawberries! They were so juicy, in fact, that @ 7:15pm I had to use the loo once lest I pee myself!! XD
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Friday, the final, final spam count for the week, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Saturday else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^