sunday post

good evening, all! em was made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) to plod 7675 steps today. and i got online at 7:20pm, i'll be intrigued to see if i can actually sit out the MEASELY :( 2 hrs to which PIG mum restricts me to every day, or will she come over and have a whinge and a whine of 'oh, my back's so tired, and my neck's so sore..." etc etc etc. and hereby boot me off to bed. actually, i also wonder why dad won't install one of those lights that you step on to turn off/on so i can have my laptop and surf until i'm ready to hit the sack myself. i mean, i can just turn lappytoppy off and place him on the chair that PIG mum places by the side of my bed to keep me from falling to my death :P swing myself over to use the bedpot :P (i think the proper name for it might be 'commode' :P), swing myself back to bed, remove my shoes, socks and splint, then snuggle up to my darling bear bear and snore our respective heads off. :P and when i finally get the chance to do that, on the first night, i will stay online till 3am, like how PIG mum did once. :P anyways, let's get started on the spotty :P points for today!
-oops - almost forgot! the spam count for the entire week is 209.
-PIG mum dug em up this morning, got her kitted, then made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling table.
-breakfast was just a cup of plain milk; i think PIG mum said we were running late or sth.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, and dear dad tootled us off to church. he didn't want to listen to anything, so i just sang in my head.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside. i took a seat, and service started.
-speaker today was dear uncle/pastor chong, and we got an easter sermon.
-no communion today, just PIG mum making (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, her forcing me to pull my own pants down, her forcing me to pull them back up after a tinkle, her making (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and her making (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to take seat at the morning tea area.
-i nibbled a few bikkies and a few chippies. oh, and a cup of cordial.
-time to go, parents made
-time to go, PIG mum made(PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car. i asked dad if we could please go to foodcourt for an early lunch, but he refused and just tootled us home.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back into bed. i removed my shoes, splint and stockings, and asked PIG mum if i could please read my book for awhile. not surprisingly, she refused, so i just cuddled my dear bear bear close to me and sang/counted myself to a light sleep, calling out for PIG mum once to use the pot. of course, she forced me to dak myself and pull my pants back up afterwards; what else can i do but comply?
-when she felt the time was right, PIG mum dragged me up, got me kitted, then made(PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. :P
-lunch was 4 or 5 yummy boiled dumplings with half a drop of soya sauce (and i'm exagerrating here. grossly. :P), washed down with another glass of plain milk.
-time to go to baptism, PIG mum made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, and dear dad tootled us off to the new church.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside. i took a seat, and service started.
-very surprisingly, PIG mum didn't force me to stand during the singing. i sang too, baptisms should be a time of celebration. :)
-sermon was from uncle/pstor roger lang, translator was wells.
-baptism time! we clapped for and sang after each person got dunked. :P
-i gave a big yell for mikey "GO MIKEY!!!!!" after he got dunked. but ouch! PIG mum SLAPPED me really hard in the face to shut me up, though.
-each new member of the church gt to say a few words to the congregation. my cheers goes to sam priestly though, who said " thank-you all" in CANTO! 'twas very impressive, indeed.
-firstly, joshels shared, then hairy. quiet dan was there to translate for joshels, though.
-a few more songs, then service came to an end. but argh, i needed the bathroom again. >< so PIG mum got to make (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, force me to pull my daks down, force me to pull them back up after a tinkle, make (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and make (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to take a seat at the morning tea area.
-i got a few bikkies, a couple of chippies, and some cordial. i also had a yak to letty, joshels and mikey.
-time to go, parents made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car, and dad tootled us back home.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside. i took a seat as she went to clean out the laundry in preparation for my shower.
-ding dong! evelyn came at 5pm, i think it was. she kindly put my walkbelt on for me, then Forced me to walk to the laundry. she ordered me to dak myself b4 i sat down, i complied. then she ordered me to take my own shoes off, i complied. after that, she ordered me to take my own splint off, i complied. finally, she ordered me to take my own socks off, i complied.
-a nice hot shower followed - hairwash today. and we didn't set off the fire alarm! :P thanks to evelyn who helped me with my back, right arm and calves; i managed the rest myself (ie. tummy, shoulders, chest, thighs and left arm.)
-i had a tinkle b4 evelyn flipped the water off. i then drip dried as she set to drying the floor.
-i got redressed, then when i stood back up, evelyn ordered me to yank my daks back up - i complied. then she handed me my cane and Forced me to walk out to my TV chair, where smelly (sorry, sorry! i meant leanne! :P) was having a yak to PIG mum on the phone.
-she gave the phone to me, and i had a chat to her - turns out her whole family is down in canberra with her for the easter hols, and she's still doing training at work. and they're having curry for dinner tonight. best of all, she promises to try and finish my bday story for me by ANZAC day!
-i said byebye, told her that i'd call her again next sunday, and asked her to please tell her mum for me that i missed her dumplings. :p
-i then watched a bit of air crash investigations until 6:45.
-evelyn Forced me to walk to the loo. she also forced me to dak myself - i complied. when i stood back up, she forced me to pull my pants back up - i complied, then she Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she Forced me to walk back to my armchair at the gobbling table.
-i signed her off, and said my thanks and byes - she'll be back on wednesday. actually, the lucky woman rocked off 5-10 mins early.
-dinner was a yummy chicken maggi noodles, washed down with a plain glss of milk. then PIG mum made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back online.
-cool, i finished! well, me going for some news, i reckon. PIG mum will be here to boot me off to bed soon. i hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
P.P.S. every night, i pray/talk to percy the angel/saint and ask him for patience and perserverance for the day ahead. sometimes, i really do need it!
P.P.P.S. cool! we're going to have lunch with uncle calvin at shrangri-la (sp?) toms! for his belated bday, which was on april 10th. so, that can be my yum cha for the month. goodnite!