saturday post

hello! well, i got online at 10pm, but i have a feeling that PIG mum would rather eat me alive :P then let me stay online till midnight!
sorry i didn't post last night; i'll try to blog about it toms. anyways, if my pedometer is correct, yesterday and today i plodded 1946.5 steps for each day. huh, you go figure! :P anyways, let's get started for today!
-em was an INCREDIBLE pig this morning - she and bear bear snored till 3pm! :P
-PIG mum and dad went to buy a car this morning, coz our toyata ute is dying. i think they picked up a subaru forester. second-hand, of course.
-PIG mum asked aunty A to come and watch over me while they were out; i didn't know, and thought i was on my own. so imagine my surprise when i swung myself over to use the bedpot :P and aunty a came into see what all the noise was all about! :P
-PIG mum came home; i told her that i was content to keep snoring until karen arrived.
-she came at 3pm, got me up and kitted, then Forced me to walk to the laundry. she also ordered me to dak myself, so i could only comply.
-hairwash today; and good to hear that i'm not very spotty! even better, karen helped me with my back, right arm and calves; i did the rest myself.
-i got dried, redressed, then karen handed me my stick and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was a toasted cheese - yay, 2 slices! thanks karen! and ham sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. and a cup of bushell's australian breakfast, sweetened with 2 teaspoons of honey.
-i read my raymond e. feist novel for awhile as karen kindly gave my left arm/hand a massage.
-at 5pm, i scotted over to watch 10's news, that was followed by sports tonight. karen kindly fed me some grapes.
-at 6pm, we changed to 7's news, and karen fed me a single cracker followed by a glass of cold ovaltine.
-during the news, B2's family arrived! karen Forced me to walk to the loo, also ordered me to dak myself - i complied - and i did a stinky unspeakable after mum kindly fed me a glass of water. karen also got to rock off early, as B2 and family arrived. i'll see her again on thursday.
-much thanks to PIG mum who helped me wipe, then she made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum ><)me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then she made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum ><) me walk back over to where the bananas :P were sitting.
-so i had a chat with them while uncle wilbur examined my left arm and my splint, agreeing that i needed more botox on my calves and some in my tricepts too.
-dinnertime! PIG mum made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum ><)me walk over to the gobbling table, and dinner started! rice tonight, with lotsa bok choy, some fish, a mushroom and some pork. oh, and 3 yummy slices of pineapple, and a chicken wing, too.
-after dinner, i asked PIG mum if she'd remembered to buy me and B1a bday cake, dear dad just directed her to the freezer, where there was a box of magnums! yumyum~ so i slurped one down, and much thanks to PIG mum who poured me half a cup of milk.
-when they left, i needed the bathroom, so aunty a Forced me to walk there, then left me to it.
-i called PIG mum when i was done. she took pity on me and helped me pull my daks up. then she made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she made (PLEASE GO! to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum ><)me walk back to the computer chair.
-phew, i finished today! me just gonna quickly race over to see if i can check my email. hope to see wveryone at church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.