thursday post

good evening! em was hard at work today plodding 2833 steps. righteo, i've been online for an hour, somehow i think my chances for staying on another 2.5 are non-existent, so let's just see how far i can get, ok? spotty :P points, incoming!
-oops, i forgot! it's a thursday, so i get to type everything out once in full:
-whenever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to. when she banned from using the whole word in capitals, i edited it to just Forced. when she decided that the word offended her still and banned it altogether, i switched to 'contort'. it wasn't long until she decided that word offended her sensibilities also, and barred that too, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. so i used MADE until she put her foot down and said that it had to be ALL in lowercase. so i complied *sigh* until i said she 'gleefully made' me do it, until charlsy left a comment on this blog and told me i was only allowed to use made on its own. not really sure why i listen to him; possibly just because i have tons and tons of respect for him as a friend. and, about last night:
1. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half a cuppa of milk.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk from the kitchen benchtop to the bathroom.
3. i had to stand hile brushing my teeth, and PIG mum also forced my left hand to do the after-brush rinses with my right hand.also, PIG mum forces my left hand to hold the teethbrush :P while my right hand squeezes out the teethpaste :P i mean, even before i got sick, i used to just balance the teethbrush :P on my cup and squeeze the teethpaste :P just like that!
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own pants back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand. i'm not really sure why PIG mum refuses to help me dry it, but oh well. i just lean over to do it.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my room.
10. still no pull-up pants. argh. ><
-PIG mum wouldn't let me ring grandma last night, either :( i mean, it was only just past 8pm in HK! ah well, will try again tonight.
-last thing, if i don't mention any of this over the next 7 days, it just means that it's all the same as what i typed out tonight. ><
righteo, let's get started!
-PIG mum dug em up, got her kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was 2 yummy weet-bix with maybe a dab of honey.
-time to go to UQ, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car.
-off she tootled us off to UQ, listening to anthony callea.
-on arrival, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the toilet. needless to say, she also forced me to dak myself, and forced me to pull my own panrs up, before shemade (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to wash and dry my right hand. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to sit down at the waiting area.
-PIG mum rocked off to pay, and amanda-jane came to get me, sexy belt :P at the ready.
-she Forced me to walk in, and we started off with right arm reachy exercises. we also did some standing exercises, some left arm ones, and some timed walking test. all up, i think steph told PIG mum i'd walked 120m.
-hey, how cool! jess's middle name is jane, the other physio student's name is amanda-jane! so i told them, that for tody, i'd be emily-jane :P
-they Forced me to walk back out to the car, i returned the secy belt :P to them, and PIG mum tootled us back home, still, i think, listening to anthony.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back into the house. i rang dear dad, who said he was having lunch at uncle yuk tai's workplace.
-lunch for us was a yummy toasted tuna in tomato and onion sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. i washed mine down with another plain glass of milk.
-i read my battleaxe novel for awhile until dianne arrived. umm ... i can't remember ... maybe she's the kyabra worker?
-so we chatted, i answered questions, and PIG mum and i signed our lives away :P
-dianne left, and soon, carol came - but not the carol that PIG mum and i had expected! this one's from ireland too, karol (yup, with a 'k') walsh (no relation to linda walsh, my grade 4 primary schoolteacher).
-so PIG mum showed her around the house before she finally consented to sticking my walkbelt on me and making (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the laundry.
-so karol gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i got dried, creamed, then karol Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - yay, thanks karol! two slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. i ask for 2 slices only once a week, i guess the 2 slices and mayo may prolly have to be contented with trying for that once a month.and a cup of tea, sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-i read for awhile, karol gave my left hand a massage, and we just chatted. i think she lives somewhere near parkinson? and that her friend is cooking steak for her dinner. medium-rare, too. eek, bleeding :P
-at 6pm, karol Forced me to walk to my TV chair, and flicked on 7's news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sports by pat welsh, and weather by john schluter. i got yelled at by PIG mum for watching the evening news when i wasn't supposed to, but hey - i've missed it!
-thanks to karol who also fed me two half-crackers and mixed me a cup of cold milo.
-we watched today tonight until 6:45 (it was hosted by matt white), then karol Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand - but thanks to her who helped me dry it - and Forced me to walk back to the gobbling table.
-we said our byes and thanks to her - i hope she'll come back soon!
-PIG mum came back and immediately forced me on 25mins worth of left hand exercises.
-dear dad came home, and we had dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa kai lan and some chicken. washed down with a cup of water, complying with PIG mum's absurd rule that if i have any milky drink around 6pm, i'm not allowed any juice after dinner, only water.
-PIG mum forced me on even more exercises, culminating in a forced walk up to my room and back down, then a forced stand (you know, head tilted backwards, shoulders back and up, leaning with all your weight to the left, etc.)for 10mins, then giving dear dad a massage with my left hand, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of this post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer desk to tootle online.
-phew, i finished! guess i'll check this post, then say bye to ppl i'm chatting to on MSN, then try for some news articles. don't think i'll have any time for naruto, though. :( ah well, another time.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.