sunday post

good evening, all! the spam count for the weekend is 52 and no plodding total from me yet, coz dinner hasn't been called yet. anyways, i've just taught aunty a the word 'spam' and how to send text messages. she's a smart woman, that one! :P ok, let's get started with the spotty points for today! :P
-firstly, i've got some mega- cut and paste errors in this post; my apologies. but no time to go back and correct them, PIG mum is just about drooling with the urge to boot me off :P
-PIG mum dug em up this morning, got her kitted, then made (
-and sorry, am being summoned for dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:40pm.
-*burp* i'm back! time is now ... 8:03pm, and dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bok choy, a small chunk of yummy chinese mushroom, a chunk of wintermelon (haha, in canto it's called 'east melon') and a small chunk of mince. washed down with a yummy cup of apple and blackcurrent juice. anyways, where was i?
-(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. :p
-i buttered my own butter and jammed :P my own jam on a slice of bread with a glass of plain milk for breakfast.
-time to go, parents made good evening, all! the spam count for the weekend is 52 and no plodding total from me yet, coz dinner hasn't been called yet. anyways, i've just taught aunty a the word 'spam' and how to send text messages. she's a smart woman, that one! :P ok, let's get started with the spotty points for today! :P
-PIG mum dug em up this morning, got her kitted, then made (
-and sorry, am being summoned for dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:40pm.
-*burp* i'm back! time is now ... 8:03pm, and dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bok choy, a small chunk of yummy chinese mushroom, and a small chunk of mince. washed down with a yummy cup of apple and blackcurrent juice. anyways, where was i?
-(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. :p
-i buttered my own butter and jammed :P my own jam on a slice of bread with a glass of plain milk for breakfast.
-time to go, parents made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, and dad tootled us off to church.
-once parked, PIG mum made(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk in.
-i took a seat next to PIG mum, who was seated next to aunty a, and service started. PIG mum forced me to stand up for 2 or 3 songs. oh well.
-speaker today was dear uncle derek, and he delivered a sermon on being happy and content.
- after service, PIG mum made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) walk to the loo, made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the morning tea area to take a seat.
-thanks to uncle martin who sneaked me a cream biscuit! thanks also to hairy for a cup of tea, and PIG mum who chipped in with a cracker. but, i took a bite, then squwaked, "mum! there's peanuts!><" PIG mum immediately and loudly claimed that she'd taken a bite, and it tasted fine to her, but i proved myself right when after 5-10mins later, bee inspected my lips, then said, "oh dear. em, your lips are swollen." ><" so much thanks to her who brought me a cup of water.
-time to go to bible study, PIG mum made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to our bible study classroom.
-we all piled in, and bible study strted, on proverbs. thanks to whoever brought lollies, i munched 2 yummy orange ones.
-after bible study, PIG mum came to fetch me. i told her i needed the bathroom, so that's where she made good evening, all! the spam count for the weekend is 52 and no plodding total from me yet, coz dinner hasn't been called yet. anyways, i've just taught aunty a the word 'spam' and how to send text messages. she's a smart woman, that one! :P ok, let's get started with the spotty points for today! :P
-PIG mum dug em up this morning, got her kitted, then made (
-and sorry, am being summoned for dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:40pm.
-*burp* i'm back! time is now ... 8:03pm, and dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bok choy, a small chunk of yummy chinese mushroom, and a small chunk of mince. washed down with a yummy cup of apple and blackcurrent juice. anyways, where was i?
-(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. :p
-i buttered my own butter and jammed :P my own jam on a slice of bread with a glass of plain milk for breakfast.
-time to go, parents made good evening, all! the spam count for the weekend is 52 and no plodding total from me yet, coz dinner hasn't been called yet. anyways, i've just taught aunty a the word 'spam' and how to send text messages. she's a smart woman, that one! :P ok, let's get started with the spotty points for today! :P
-PIG mum dug em up this morning, got her kitted, then made (
-and sorry, am being summoned for dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:40pm.
-*burp* i'm back! time is now ... 8:03pm, and dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bok choy, a small chunk of yummy chinese mushroom, and a small chunk of mince. washed down with a yummy cup of apple and blackcurrent juice. anyways, where was i?
-(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. :p
-i buttered my own butter and jammed :P my own jam on a slice of bread with a glass of plain milk for breakfast.
-time to go, parents made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, and dad tootled us off to church.
-once parked, PIG mum made(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk in.
-i took a seat next to PIG mum, who was seated next to aunty a, and service started. PIG mum forced me to stand up for 2 or 3 songs. oh well.
-speaker today was dear uncle derek, and he delivered a sermon on being happy and content.
- after service, PIG mum made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) walk to the loo, made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the morning tea area to take a seat.
-thanks to uncle martin who sneaked me a cream biscuit! thanks also to hairy for a cup of tea, and PIG mum who chipped in with a cracker. but, i took a bite, then squwaked, "mum! there's peanuts!><" PIG mum immediately and loudly claimed that she'd taken a bite, and it tasted fine to her, but i proved myself right when after 5-10mins later, bee inspected my lips, then said, "oh dear. em, your lips are swollen." ><" so much thanks to her who brought me a cup of water.
-time to go to bible study, PIG mum made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to our bible study classroom.
-we all piled in, and bible study strted, on proverbs. thanks to whoever brought lollies, i munched 2 yummy orange ones.
-after bible study, PIG mum came to fetch me; i told her i needed the bathroom, so that's where she made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to. she also forced me to dak myself for a tinkle, hauled me up b4 i was all empty, and forced me to pull my daks back up. then she made good evening, all! the spam count for the weekend is 52 and no plodding total from me yet, coz dinner hasn't been called yet. anyways, i've just taught aunty a the word 'spam' and how to send text messages. she's a smart woman, that one! :P ok, let's get started with the spotty points for today! :P
-PIG mum dug em up this morning, got her kitted, then made (
-and sorry, am being summoned for dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:40pm.
-*burp* i'm back! time is now ... 8:03pm, and dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bok choy, a small chunk of yummy chinese mushroom, and a small chunk of mince. washed down with a yummy cup of apple and blackcurrent juice. anyways, where was i?
-(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. :p
-i buttered my own butter and jammed :P my own jam on a slice of bread with a glass of plain milk for breakfast.
-time to go, parents made good evening, all! the spam count for the weekend is 52 and no plodding total from me yet, coz dinner hasn't been called yet. anyways, i've just taught aunty a the word 'spam' and how to send text messages. she's a smart woman, that one! :P ok, let's get started with the spotty points for today! :P
-PIG mum dug em up this morning, got her kitted, then made (
-and sorry, am being summoned for dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:40pm.
-*burp* i'm back! time is now ... 8:03pm, and dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bok choy, a small chunk of yummy chinese mushroom, and a small chunk of mince. washed down with a yummy cup of apple and blackcurrent juice. anyways, where was i?
-(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. :p
-i buttered my own butter and jammed :P my own jam on a slice of bread with a glass of plain milk for breakfast.
-time to go, parents made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, and dad tootled us off to church.
-once parked, PIG mum made(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk in.
-i took a seat next to PIG mum, who was seated next to aunty a, and service started. PIG mum forced me to stand up for 2 or 3 songs. oh well.
-speaker today was dear uncle derek, and he delivered a sermon on being happy and content.
- after service, PIG mum made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) walk to the loo, made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the morning tea area to take a seat.
-thanks to uncle martin who sneaked me a cream biscuit! thanks also to hairy for a cup of tea, and PIG mum who chipped in with a cracker. but, i took a bite, then squwaked, "mum! there's peanuts!><" PIG mum immediately and loudly claimed that she'd taken a bite, and it tasted fine to her, but i proved myself right when after 5-10mins later, bee inspected my lips, then said, "oh dear. em, your lips are swollen." ><" so much thanks to her who brought me a cup of water.
-time to go to bible study, PIG mum made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to our bible study classroom.
-we all piled in, and bible study strted, on proverbs. thanks to whoever brought lollies, i munched 2 yummy orange ones.
-after bible study, PIG mum came to fetch me. i told her i needed the bathroom, so that's where she made good evening, all! the spam count for the weekend is 52 and no plodding total from me yet, coz dinner hasn't been called yet. anyways, i've just taught aunty a the word 'spam' and how to send text messages. she's a smart woman, that one! :P ok, let's get started with the spotty points for today! :P
-PIG mum dug em up this morning, got her kitted, then made (
-and sorry, am being summoned for dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:40pm.
-*burp* i'm back! time is now ... 8:03pm, and dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bok choy, a small chunk of yummy chinese mushroom, and a small chunk of mince. washed down with a yummy cup of apple and blackcurrent juice. anyways, where was i?
-(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. :p
-i buttered my own butter and jammed :P my own jam on a slice of bread with a glass of plain milk for breakfast.
-time to go, parents made good evening, all! the spam count for the weekend is 52 and no plodding total from me yet, coz dinner hasn't been called yet. anyways, i've just taught aunty a the word 'spam' and how to send text messages. she's a smart woman, that one! :P ok, let's get started with the spotty points for today! :P
-PIG mum dug em up this morning, got her kitted, then made (
-and sorry, am being summoned for dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:40pm.
-*burp* i'm back! time is now ... 8:03pm, and dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bok choy, a small chunk of yummy chinese mushroom, and a small chunk of mince. washed down with a yummy cup of apple and blackcurrent juice. anyways, where was i?
-(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. :p
-i buttered my own butter and jammed :P my own jam on a slice of bread with a glass of plain milk for breakfast.
-time to go, parents made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, and dad tootled us off to church.
-once parked, PIG mum made(PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk in.
-i took a seat next to PIG mum, who was seated next to aunty a, and service started. PIG mum forced me to stand up for 2 or 3 songs. oh well.
-speaker today was dear uncle derek, and he delivered a sermon on being happy and content.
- after service, PIG mum made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) walk to the loo, made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the morning tea area to take a seat.
-thanks to uncle martin who sneaked me a cream biscuit! thanks also to hairy for a cup of tea, and PIG mum who chipped in with a cracker. but, i took a bite, then squwaked, "mum! there's peanuts!><" PIG mum immediately and loudly claimed that she'd taken a bite, and it tasted fine to her, but i proved myself right when after 5-10mins later, bee inspected my lips, then said, "oh dear. em, your lips are swollen." ><" so much thanks to her who brought me a cup of water.
-time to go to bible study, PIG mum made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to our bible study classroom.
-we all piled in, and bible study strted, on proverbs. thanks to whoever brought lollies, i munched 2 yummy orange ones.
-after bible study, PIG mum came to fetch me; i told her i needed the bathroom, so that's where she made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to. she also forced me to dak myself for a tinkle, hauled me up b4 i was all empty, and forced me to pull my daks back up. then she made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, before she made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-sorry, i must've done sth to piss dad off, coz he just drove us straight home. he and PIG mum just flounced off inside, and i had a chat to percy the angel/saint and sang most of my 2nd favourite song before PIG mum came back out to get me.
-she made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk back inside.
-lunch was (i think) some vermicelli with lotsa vegies and some meat.
- PIG mum made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer and ordered me to start researching subjects i coul perhaps study at open learning. i complied.
-ding dong! susan came, stuck a walkbelt on me, and Forced me to walk into the laundry.
-she also forced me to dak myself, then i sat for a shower. go us - we didn't set off the fire alarm today! :P oh, no hairwash today, and i've only got 2 spots on my chin.
-i got dried, redressed, then susan Forced me to walk to the diningg room.
-arvo tea: a cup of bushell's australian breakfast, sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey, and a toasted cheese and ham sandwhich. poo poo :( this week can be dubbed a FAILURE, coz i didn't get 2 slices of cheese AT ALL this week! >< poo poo :(
-susan gave my left arm/hand a massage, i read my raymond e. feist novel for awhile, then at 5:30 susan Forced me to walk over to practise piano.
-my left hand thudded out twinkle twinkle 2 or 3 times, my right hand all major, minor, melodic minor and chromatic scales, and a couple of christmas carols (i amused susan with my lyrics for some of them. :P)
-at 6pm, susan Forced me to walk back to my chair, where she flicked the TV on. 7's news tonight was read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by pat welsh (i think) and weather by john schluter. we've got miserable weather all week >< oh well, at least that'd be good for our dams!
-after the news, susan Forced me to walk to the loo, also forcing me to dak myself. i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so thanks to susan for a cup of water. so i delievered, wiped myself, then called susan, who Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly dried it for me - then Forced me back to the computer seat.
-i tootled online for awhile, as she left. ding dong! aunty a arrived, and soon, dear dad called dinner.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over for dinner. afterwards, she made (PLEASE refer to the top of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer.
-anyways, so ends my spotty points :P for today. i hope everyone has a smashing weekend! and i'm not sure, but i think our STEPS lunch is toms! cool - i can't wait to see milissa again!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. teeheehee! ii almost forgot! my plodding total for today stands at 4433. better go send my weekly report to aunty katherine, then go read some news, if there's still time!