wednesday post

good evening, all! no plodding total from me yet, as i haven't walked to and from dinner, so let me just laugh and bid everyone a very happy april fool's day! i haven't played any jokes on anyone (even though i'm really tempted to try one on aunty a :P) oops, sorry, am being summoned for dinner, so i'll bbl, ok? time is now ... 6:59pm.
*burp* i'm back! time is now 7:20pm, and dinner tonight; spaghetti cooked by dearest dad, lotsa carrot, potato, tomato and a bit of bok choy, and a small but yummy bit of chicken. washed down with just a cup of water, in the pretty mug letty gave me for my 22nd! anyways, the cool thing is, since it's april fools day, and therefore an 'event', i get to type it all out in full and stick it on my taleofepic2 blog too! cool :P righteo, let's go:
em was a happy pig this morning, coz ping wasn't coming till 11am. PIG mum came to dig me up, then made (please refer to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the living room.
-breakfast was a full glass of water, followed by a cup of milk, as PIG mum kindly flipped on nine's morning news for me, as ding dong! ping arrived!
-so i watched the news as ping set to making dumplings, then at 12 midday i scooted to the gobbling table :P and ping fed me lunch: 10 yummy boiled dumplings (strange, she doesn't know how to fry them, i wonder why?) with a small bowl of soya sauce (not a whole bowl, of course, sheesh :P but still loads better than the half a drop that PIG mum usually ever-so-grudgingly gives me) and a cup of cold milo. i then read my janny wurts novel for awhile, ping kindly gave my left arm a massage, and i read ping's report for her. then i needed to go pee. >< so ping Forced me to walk to the loo, Forced me to go wash my right hand - though she very kindly helped me to dry it - and Forced me to walk back to my armchair. when PIG mum came home, ping and i traded emails b4 she left. PIG mum promptly forced me on a few minutes of hand exercises, b4 she made (please refer to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer table, where i tootled online for awhile b4 evelyn arrived. when she did, i stopped in my search for open learning courses, and evelyn Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower. she ordered me to dak myself, so i complied, then she gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i got dried, redressed, then evelyn handed me my stick and Forced me to walk out to the dining room. arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun - of course, i chewed off all the bread first - and a cup of bushell's australian breakfast. too bad, PIG mum said she'd only put a teaspoon of honey into it, so it tasted a bit like coloured water, but oh well. after i ate, PIG mum made (please refer to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to evelyn's car - she drives a red ford lazer, i think. PIG mum then enjoyed herself immensely by saying that evelyn's boot was way too small to fit in my wheelchair, so i resigned myself to more walking. evelyn parked, then Forced me to walk into unique physiotherapy. i browsed a better homes and gardens magazine until it was my turn. vincent the physio Forced me to walk in. i took off my shoes, splint, and socks as ordered, then complied with doing all the various arm exercises that vincent the physio ordered me to. but hey, i now have another reason to walk and work hardapart from going back to celebrate dad's mum's 90th birthday and to give mum's mum a massage - vincent the physio says that he and kat jie jie will be going back to hong kong this year to celebrate their wedding and have a banquet, and he says, if i can walk back to HK, he'll invite me to it! he assures me there's lotsa food, too :P anyways, we finished with some standing exercises, then he slipped my sock,splint and shoe back on, before he Forced me to walk back out where he handed me back to evelyn. i said my thanks and byes to him, reminded him not to show up tonight :P then evelyn Forced me to walk back out to her car. she tootled us home, still listening to B105. PIG mum met us at the door, and she made (please refer to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back into the lounge room. i told her that i was hungry, so she gave me 1 and a 1/4 cracker (even though i politely asked for 2) and evelyn cut me up a pear, of which PIG mum pinched 2 slices. we watched the leftover of ten's news, then switched to 7's at 6pm, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by pat welsh, and weather by john schluter. evelyn Forced me to walk to the toilet after the news. she also ordered me to dak and un-dak myself afterwards. i'm not really sure why, usually, if i get ordered to, i ask if my carer can help me pull up my left side while i pull up my right, but for some reason, evelyn refused, so i just did it all myself. then she Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it - then she Forced me to walk back to my chair at the computer. when she left (she'll be back next wed), i sufed online for awhile until PIG mum called dinner, and made (please refer to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling table. :P aunty a prayed for us, and me, then we tucked in!after dinner, PIG mum made (please refer to the beginning of thursday's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer, and i went back online to finish my blog. phew, and i finished just in time to watch house, too! anyways, i'd better go stick this in my t6aleofepic2 blog, then go for house. i'll try to remember a favourite line for toms. goodnite, all!
cheers,
em. ^^