-this morning, dad only kissed bear bear bye again. >< "don't you love me anymore?" i boohooed. :P "i love you the MOST in this world." my dearest dad assured me. i had great pleasure telling this to PIG mum when she came to poke me awake, but she only scoffed, "well, duh. dad loves you the most as his daughter, but he loves me the most as his wife."
-breakfast was about thirteen of those weet-bix bites things. hmm ... i think i like the normal ones more, coz they come with honey.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to westlife's face to face.
-PIG mum made me walk up to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before making me walk over to the waiting area, and take a seat. the mean thing refused to pass me a gossip mag, either - she just grabbed one foe herself! ><
-meaning i just tilted my head back, rested it against the wall, closed my eyes and had a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance and endurance i'd need to get through today.
-ash came, walkbelt @ the ready, and Forced me to walk into the gym.
-i lay down on the plinth. firstly, ash did some sensory thing. ela's got absolutely zero idea when you move her around where she is, but elf seems to know. i think coz i can feel my thigh moving in response?
-then, i did some sit-to-stands, and finally, some stepping with erf before i left. ash's heading down to sydney over the weekend, to participate in some basbetball tournament! he's 200cm tall, but says he's actually the SHORTEST player on the side - wow! :P
-PIG mum tootled us home, sadly but unsurprisingly snapping a refusal to take me out for lunch.
-i went to the loo once when we arrived home, PIG mum of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-lunch was one yummy chicken, lettuce, cheese and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles. PIG mum made us rice green tea, and sweetened mine with maybe 1.5 teaspoons of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully forced me to do those thumb exercises aunty winnie had created some chart for me to do, then made me walk over to the sink and gleefully forced poor ela to wash the dishes i'd used for lunch.
-finally, she made me walk to the computer desk, and i tootled online. alas, she's still gleefully forcing me to sit on the piano stool. my back's starting to hurt, but i'll survive.
-well, trace should arrive in like twenty-five minutes! we're going to see eclipse! should be awesome~
-toms: just physio @ your :p turn. still no uni fellowship yet, though. :( righteo, hope everyone has a great day toms! i'm going for my naruto fix now! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
thursday post 12b
whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SATURDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SATURDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
thursday post 12
good afternoon! i've been hard @ work plodding 2017 steps today. and i'm opff to check my e-mail now, so i'll bbl to post about my day, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post13b
good evening! righteo, just noting down that i'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online tomorrow, coz PIG mum's gleefully forcing poor em off to bed @ 9:30. and yes, i'll continue to PROMISE that i'll try my very HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!!
-anyways, em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 5271. righteo, today's events?
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her thumb gently back inside for some desperately-needed sleep, then cuddled my darling bear bear and snored my head off with him. :P
-ouchies. >< when PIG mum poked me up later, i had a sore throat. so i begged PIG mum to have a heart and please cancel my torture session with vincent the physio so i could sleep until aunty wendy arrived to look after me for three hours. ZERO thanks to her who refused. >< she just got me kitted and made me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was just one slice of bread without condiments. see, originally, PIG mum had gotten out the butter, but i'd refused it after she was all for gleefully forcing poor ela to brace against the plate while i spread. but hey, plain white bread tastes fine. :) plus, i got to drink one warm mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'face to face' all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to unique physiotherapy, and made me walk inside. i sat down and browsed a famous mag. what i don't like about them is that the first paragraph is ALL IN CAPITALS, LIKE THIS. IT'S MUCH HARDER TO READ, SEE?
-vincent the physio saw PIG mum first, then 'twas my turn. ><
-thankfully, no falls today. :) just me walking un-aided around, sitting on that chair with wheels and some exercises for ela. vincent the physio also got me to show him that exercise he taught me to deal with the inevitable back pain i got from sitting on some backrest-less and arm-rest-less thing. i also did several sit-to-stands, before he finally lemme leave.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i let erf sit sideways for my last car trip for today.
-aunty wendy was already waiting when we got back. she took me to the loo once, then i sat down @ the gobbling :P table.
-and thanks to aunty wendy who'd brought me lunch! what's 'fun see'(say that in canto) in english? with carrots, and dried beancurd and some fish balls. yummm! :)
-i also ate one pear and drank one mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-then i sat down with the third twilight novel and aunty wendy gave ela a massage. she burps really loudly, BTW. :p
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left, then i tootled online to await trace's arrival.
-when she came, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom. i used the loo before trace gave me a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. trace rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing erf's laces.
-trace Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was the two yummy chicken sushi rolls PIG mum had kindly picked up for me when i was being tortured by vincent the physio. but 1. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who wouldn't pour me out some more soya sauce (the little fish ones you get are only enough for one roll) and 2. not only did she restrict me to just one teaspoonful of honey in my tea, she even said no milo or nesquik! >< meaning i just drank one plastic cup of fruit and vegie juice.
-trace flipped on the television, and we watched ten's news together. she started giving ela a massage around 5:40.
-trace took me once more to the bathroom before she left. she's taking me out to garbo toms night! actually, she says we might try and catch a movie!
-i started watching seven's news, only to have PIG mum come downstairs and gleefully make poor em plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill, before 'claiming' to do the same herself, while i worked on one sudoku. this time, zero thanks to dad who 1. wouldn't lemme prop my feet up on the footrest, and 2. forced me to sit on the piano chair (again, no backrest><)
-dad and PIG mum decided to gang up on me and gimme my rant of the week. ><
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa cauliflower and sweet carrot, and several small chunks of roast pork. of course, awful PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-after dinner, PIG mum made me walk all the way to the door before making me walk back to the computer, where i tootled online.
-eep, thirty mins left! typetypetype~
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. i'm goona try my luck and ask PIG mum to please take me out to 7-8, where i think she went with aunty anne today. but toms night should be awesome! trace's taking me out to garbo! so i'm gonna check my e-mail quickly, then see what movies are now showing. anyways, sorry for any mistakes, i'm outta time to check my e-mail and see what movies are showing! hope everyone's having a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 5271. righteo, today's events?
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her thumb gently back inside for some desperately-needed sleep, then cuddled my darling bear bear and snored my head off with him. :P
-ouchies. >< when PIG mum poked me up later, i had a sore throat. so i begged PIG mum to have a heart and please cancel my torture session with vincent the physio so i could sleep until aunty wendy arrived to look after me for three hours. ZERO thanks to her who refused. >< she just got me kitted and made me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was just one slice of bread without condiments. see, originally, PIG mum had gotten out the butter, but i'd refused it after she was all for gleefully forcing poor ela to brace against the plate while i spread. but hey, plain white bread tastes fine. :) plus, i got to drink one warm mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'face to face' all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to unique physiotherapy, and made me walk inside. i sat down and browsed a famous mag. what i don't like about them is that the first paragraph is ALL IN CAPITALS, LIKE THIS. IT'S MUCH HARDER TO READ, SEE?
-vincent the physio saw PIG mum first, then 'twas my turn. ><
-thankfully, no falls today. :) just me walking un-aided around, sitting on that chair with wheels and some exercises for ela. vincent the physio also got me to show him that exercise he taught me to deal with the inevitable back pain i got from sitting on some backrest-less and arm-rest-less thing. i also did several sit-to-stands, before he finally lemme leave.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i let erf sit sideways for my last car trip for today.
-aunty wendy was already waiting when we got back. she took me to the loo once, then i sat down @ the gobbling :P table.
-and thanks to aunty wendy who'd brought me lunch! what's 'fun see'(say that in canto) in english? with carrots, and dried beancurd and some fish balls. yummm! :)
-i also ate one pear and drank one mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-then i sat down with the third twilight novel and aunty wendy gave ela a massage. she burps really loudly, BTW. :p
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left, then i tootled online to await trace's arrival.
-when she came, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom. i used the loo before trace gave me a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. trace rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing erf's laces.
-trace Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was the two yummy chicken sushi rolls PIG mum had kindly picked up for me when i was being tortured by vincent the physio. but 1. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who wouldn't pour me out some more soya sauce (the little fish ones you get are only enough for one roll) and 2. not only did she restrict me to just one teaspoonful of honey in my tea, she even said no milo or nesquik! >< meaning i just drank one plastic cup of fruit and vegie juice.
-trace flipped on the television, and we watched ten's news together. she started giving ela a massage around 5:40.
-trace took me once more to the bathroom before she left. she's taking me out to garbo toms night! actually, she says we might try and catch a movie!
-i started watching seven's news, only to have PIG mum come downstairs and gleefully make poor em plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill, before 'claiming' to do the same herself, while i worked on one sudoku. this time, zero thanks to dad who 1. wouldn't lemme prop my feet up on the footrest, and 2. forced me to sit on the piano chair (again, no backrest><)
-dad and PIG mum decided to gang up on me and gimme my rant of the week. ><
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa cauliflower and sweet carrot, and several small chunks of roast pork. of course, awful PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-after dinner, PIG mum made me walk all the way to the door before making me walk back to the computer, where i tootled online.
-eep, thirty mins left! typetypetype~
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. i'm goona try my luck and ask PIG mum to please take me out to 7-8, where i think she went with aunty anne today. but toms night should be awesome! trace's taking me out to garbo! so i'm gonna check my e-mail quickly, then see what movies are now showing. anyways, sorry for any mistakes, i'm outta time to check my e-mail and see what movies are showing! hope everyone's having a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
wednesday post13
good afternoon! i came online @ 3:38 pm, meaning i've still got ONE HOUR and FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES still owed for me online tonight! and yes, i'll keep SWEARING that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!!
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 1874 steps today. i'll definitely pass two grand, if nasty PIG mum gleefully forces me to plod on that bloody treadmill today. and, seeing as there's only like, thirty mins till the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :p comes, i'm gonna check my e-mail now. will try my hardest to come back with the rest of tonight's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 1874 steps today. i'll definitely pass two grand, if nasty PIG mum gleefully forces me to plod on that bloody treadmill today. and, seeing as there's only like, thirty mins till the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :p comes, i'm gonna check my e-mail now. will try my hardest to come back with the rest of tonight's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post12
good evening! today, em's been hard @ work plodding 4481 steps. anyways, horrid PIG mum's gleefully forcing poor em off to bed @ 9:30pm, meaning i've still got ELEVEN MINUTES left owed to me online - and yes, i'll continue to SWEAR that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!! luckily, this time i've been smart enough to keep an excel spreadsheet of how long i'm owed, so i'm pretty confident i'll remember all the time i'm owed. anyways, today's events?
-this morning, when dad woke up for work, i swung myself around to use the pot :p once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her thumb gently back inside for some sleep, then cuddled my darling bear bear and snored my head off with him. actually, dearest dad refused to kiss me goodbye this morning, coz he's got the flu and didn't wanna give the flu to me, so he kissed bear bear instead. then, once he'd left for work, bear bear immediately kissed me back. :) then we cuddled and snored our heads off together. :P
-PIG mum poked me awake some time later. i swung myself around to use the pot :p once more. actually, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, but coz i was pretty sure PIG mum would refuse to roll me into the bathroom (why, i'm not sure, coz there's no slope for her to whinge and whine about how much her poor back aches), i just decided to wait till later.
-PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk out to the gobbling :p table, just as alice arrived!
-alice is a rather petite lady with a soft voice. PIG mum poured her one glass of water, then we yakked away, PIG mum wasting no time whatsoever in going for her favourite subject: dissing me. >< @ least dearest dad was left unscathed. :)PIG mum also showed alice my new bathroom! i introduced her to the pentapus. :p
-after alice left (she only stayed for around forty minutes), PIG mum fed me breakfast - about seven? twelve? of those weetbix honey bite things! they're quite yummy; too bad, though, awful PIG mum wouldn't even gimme one TEASPOON of honey with them. :(
-PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's face to face all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza. sadly, she refused to even TRY to see if there was one carpark available underground. then, of course, there wasn't one available upstairs. >< meaning she gleefully parked further away then made me walk all the way down.
naz was there! i was ready to wait until he was available to serve us; dunno why PIG mum just barged right ahead and ordered with the other girl working there. but when she was making my kebab, naz pulled her aside, and whispered sth into her ear. the outcome? she stuffed me one nice, big, fat kebab. :)
-we sat down @ cafe mi with uncle david! he only ever eats one dish: BBQ pork, roast pork and roast duck with rice. when i asked him why he never tried the other available stuff, he explained that he was too lazy to look @ the menu. :p
-two more awesome things: PIG mum said i was free to enjoy my own kebab without giving any to her; second thing, thanks to uncle david who shouted me one cold milk tea! he also told me that fiona works for shanrex (his packaging company) mon - thurs)
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-PIG mum made me walk into the toilet when we got home, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i did four tinkles and sat over the loo for like twenty minutes, until karen arrived, a good six minutes early.
-she led me over to the shower for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the hot water off (it's awesome that i can reach the taps myself now), dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was struggling to jam on elf's shoe with that shoehorn she brought me, which also doubles as a back scratcher.
-karen led me out to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was one banana sandwhich with maple syrup. karen also made me one mug of milo, my cup for today i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then we just both read away, me the third twilight novel, karen that 'power of emotions' book.
-karen gave ela a massage @ 5:30, painting her lime green with orange spots today.
-karen also took me to the toilet once more before leaving. she'll be back next tuesday, meaning that when aunty wendy's here toms, i've gotta ring alice and find out who's taking me to garbo come thursday night.
-i was watching seven's news when PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully decided to force poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for thirty-two minutes! >
-PIG mum made me walk to the loo after dinner, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. after two tinkles, she gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, then made me walk back to the computer table, refusing to watch me. luckily, i haven't fallen to my death yet! >< actually, she gleefully forced me to pinky promise her that i wouldn't cling onto the chair when she was making me walk to the computer. i wonder, do pinky promises still hold when they're made without sincerity? must research that ...
-even worse, PIG mum's denying me my entire PISSY two hours online! >< but don't worry, i've added that to my spreadsheet, and will try my HARDEST toget back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!
-toms: well, PIG mum won't lemme go ring the bells anymore coz she reckons my thinking's still warped, but she's booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio toms morning. >< hopefully, i'll survive ... >< but then aunty wendy's coming! :) so i'll ring CODA and ask aliuce who's gonna take me out to garbo on thursday night. anyways, sorry for any mistakes tonight; i've only got eighteen minutes to check my e-mail and get my facebook fix before PIG mum gleefully forces me off to bed! hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-this morning, when dad woke up for work, i swung myself around to use the pot :p once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her thumb gently back inside for some sleep, then cuddled my darling bear bear and snored my head off with him. actually, dearest dad refused to kiss me goodbye this morning, coz he's got the flu and didn't wanna give the flu to me, so he kissed bear bear instead. then, once he'd left for work, bear bear immediately kissed me back. :) then we cuddled and snored our heads off together. :P
-PIG mum poked me awake some time later. i swung myself around to use the pot :p once more. actually, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, but coz i was pretty sure PIG mum would refuse to roll me into the bathroom (why, i'm not sure, coz there's no slope for her to whinge and whine about how much her poor back aches), i just decided to wait till later.
-PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk out to the gobbling :p table, just as alice arrived!
-alice is a rather petite lady with a soft voice. PIG mum poured her one glass of water, then we yakked away, PIG mum wasting no time whatsoever in going for her favourite subject: dissing me. >< @ least dearest dad was left unscathed. :)PIG mum also showed alice my new bathroom! i introduced her to the pentapus. :p
-after alice left (she only stayed for around forty minutes), PIG mum fed me breakfast - about seven? twelve? of those weetbix honey bite things! they're quite yummy; too bad, though, awful PIG mum wouldn't even gimme one TEASPOON of honey with them. :(
-PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's face to face all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza. sadly, she refused to even TRY to see if there was one carpark available underground. then, of course, there wasn't one available upstairs. >< meaning she gleefully parked further away then made me walk all the way down.
naz was there! i was ready to wait until he was available to serve us; dunno why PIG mum just barged right ahead and ordered with the other girl working there. but when she was making my kebab, naz pulled her aside, and whispered sth into her ear. the outcome? she stuffed me one nice, big, fat kebab. :)
-we sat down @ cafe mi with uncle david! he only ever eats one dish: BBQ pork, roast pork and roast duck with rice. when i asked him why he never tried the other available stuff, he explained that he was too lazy to look @ the menu. :p
-two more awesome things: PIG mum said i was free to enjoy my own kebab without giving any to her; second thing, thanks to uncle david who shouted me one cold milk tea! he also told me that fiona works for shanrex (his packaging company) mon - thurs)
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-PIG mum made me walk into the toilet when we got home, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i did four tinkles and sat over the loo for like twenty minutes, until karen arrived, a good six minutes early.
-she led me over to the shower for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the hot water off (it's awesome that i can reach the taps myself now), dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was struggling to jam on elf's shoe with that shoehorn she brought me, which also doubles as a back scratcher.
-karen led me out to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was one banana sandwhich with maple syrup. karen also made me one mug of milo, my cup for today i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then we just both read away, me the third twilight novel, karen that 'power of emotions' book.
-karen gave ela a massage @ 5:30, painting her lime green with orange spots today.
-karen also took me to the toilet once more before leaving. she'll be back next tuesday, meaning that when aunty wendy's here toms, i've gotta ring alice and find out who's taking me to garbo come thursday night.
-i was watching seven's news when PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully decided to force poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for thirty-two minutes! >
-PIG mum made me walk to the loo after dinner, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. after two tinkles, she gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, then made me walk back to the computer table, refusing to watch me. luckily, i haven't fallen to my death yet! >< actually, she gleefully forced me to pinky promise her that i wouldn't cling onto the chair when she was making me walk to the computer. i wonder, do pinky promises still hold when they're made without sincerity? must research that ...
-even worse, PIG mum's denying me my entire PISSY two hours online! >< but don't worry, i've added that to my spreadsheet, and will try my HARDEST toget back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!
-toms: well, PIG mum won't lemme go ring the bells anymore coz she reckons my thinking's still warped, but she's booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio toms morning. >< hopefully, i'll survive ... >< but then aunty wendy's coming! :) so i'll ring CODA and ask aliuce who's gonna take me out to garbo on thursday night. anyways, sorry for any mistakes tonight; i've only got eighteen minutes to check my e-mail and get my facebook fix before PIG mum gleefully forces me off to bed! hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, June 28, 2010
wednesday post12b
-breakfast this morning was three weetbix with almost one spoonful of honey.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's face to face all day.
-off to UQ for physio. a loo trip for me first, then thanks to some kind passer-by who handed me a new weekly mag to browse. PIG mum had just flounced off to pay.
-i saw katrina! with one daughter, one son and the new baby! can't remember his name ... kennedy?
-physio today: phew, no tilt table. :P actually, i lay down on the plinth and jill told me to close my eyes before moving my left limbs around and asking that my right limbs copy. era's got no idea where ela is, sorry, but erf's not bad @ figuring out where elf is! apparently, that ability's called 'proprioception'?
-then i stood up and did some sit-to-stands and stepping with erf.
-PIG mum tootled us home, unsurprisingly refusing to take me out for lunch.
-a loo trip for me. recently, PIG mum's decided to make my life more harder for me than it already is, by refusing to stay with me while she makes me walk around the house. well, i haven't fallen to mydeath yet ... :s
-lunch: rice with beef and lotsa kailan. thanks to PIG mum who made me one mug of milo, but zero thanks who refused to follow the can's instructions and put in three teaspoonfuls. i got almost two, i think. but oh well.
-then i sat and finished my book club novel! sadly, although, nasty PIG mum gleefully forced me to do that 'lean forward for five minutes, then rest against the chair for five minutes thing'. but i finished the book club novel! so i'll start reading eclipse, the third twilight novel; hopefully, i'll finish the book before the movie comes out!
-lyn arrived promptly and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before lyn flipped the hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had a third tinkle. lyn rekitted me and i hadone last tinkle when she was tying erf's shoelaces.
-lyn led me back out to the gobbling :P table. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who'd already told lyn i could only have one teaspoon of honey in my tea; but i made it a heaped teaspoon, so it tasted alright. :) and lyn made me the perfect toastie - two cheese, ham and mayo, cut into four triangles. :)
-lyn gave ela a massage for only around ten minutes, light blue with yellow stripes today. she told me that she's making herself a tomato and onion omelette for dinner tonight. lol, i'm drooling ... :p
-lyn took me once more to the loo before she left; i listened to seven's news, read by kay mcgrath (wonder where rod young's gone? - sport by shane webcke and weather by ... lol, i've forgotten, sorry! >< but brisbane's minimum's only EIGHT tonight! *freezes*
-PIG mum plodded away on the treadmill first, then was all for gleefully me to plod as well, i begged her to just gimme a break, i've just had a nasty bout of flu, can't i @ least have one week's break from plodding on that bloody thing?! amazingly, she said yes!
-she took me to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-then i decided to skip dinner. hopefully, PIG mum'll feed me a big breakfast toms - today, she brought me some new weetbix thing - it comes in littlebites! meaning i'll look forward to trying them toms!
-toms: think alice from CODA's coming to visit us toms morning. then, fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that PIG mum'll take me out to naz's for a kebab, it's been ONE MONTH, surely! and, finally, i've got some doctor's appointment for some ear syringing -lotsa wax in my ears. then, karen's coming in the arvo. :) hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's face to face all day.
-off to UQ for physio. a loo trip for me first, then thanks to some kind passer-by who handed me a new weekly mag to browse. PIG mum had just flounced off to pay.
-i saw katrina! with one daughter, one son and the new baby! can't remember his name ... kennedy?
-physio today: phew, no tilt table. :P actually, i lay down on the plinth and jill told me to close my eyes before moving my left limbs around and asking that my right limbs copy. era's got no idea where ela is, sorry, but erf's not bad @ figuring out where elf is! apparently, that ability's called 'proprioception'?
-then i stood up and did some sit-to-stands and stepping with erf.
-PIG mum tootled us home, unsurprisingly refusing to take me out for lunch.
-a loo trip for me. recently, PIG mum's decided to make my life more harder for me than it already is, by refusing to stay with me while she makes me walk around the house. well, i haven't fallen to mydeath yet ... :s
-lunch: rice with beef and lotsa kailan. thanks to PIG mum who made me one mug of milo, but zero thanks who refused to follow the can's instructions and put in three teaspoonfuls. i got almost two, i think. but oh well.
-then i sat and finished my book club novel! sadly, although, nasty PIG mum gleefully forced me to do that 'lean forward for five minutes, then rest against the chair for five minutes thing'. but i finished the book club novel! so i'll start reading eclipse, the third twilight novel; hopefully, i'll finish the book before the movie comes out!
-lyn arrived promptly and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before lyn flipped the hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had a third tinkle. lyn rekitted me and i hadone last tinkle when she was tying erf's shoelaces.
-lyn led me back out to the gobbling :P table. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who'd already told lyn i could only have one teaspoon of honey in my tea; but i made it a heaped teaspoon, so it tasted alright. :) and lyn made me the perfect toastie - two cheese, ham and mayo, cut into four triangles. :)
-lyn gave ela a massage for only around ten minutes, light blue with yellow stripes today. she told me that she's making herself a tomato and onion omelette for dinner tonight. lol, i'm drooling ... :p
-lyn took me once more to the loo before she left; i listened to seven's news, read by kay mcgrath (wonder where rod young's gone? - sport by shane webcke and weather by ... lol, i've forgotten, sorry! >< but brisbane's minimum's only EIGHT tonight! *freezes*
-PIG mum plodded away on the treadmill first, then was all for gleefully me to plod as well, i begged her to just gimme a break, i've just had a nasty bout of flu, can't i @ least have one week's break from plodding on that bloody thing?! amazingly, she said yes!
-she took me to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-then i decided to skip dinner. hopefully, PIG mum'll feed me a big breakfast toms - today, she brought me some new weetbix thing - it comes in littlebites! meaning i'll look forward to trying them toms!
-toms: think alice from CODA's coming to visit us toms morning. then, fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that PIG mum'll take me out to naz's for a kebab, it's been ONE MONTH, surely! and, finally, i've got some doctor's appointment for some ear syringing -lotsa wax in my ears. then, karen's coming in the arvo. :) hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 112
good evening! today, em was hard @ work plodding 2685 steps. anyways, PIG mum says she's forcing me off to bed @ 9:30, meaning i'll have just satisfied the PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum that much satisfaction to restrict me on. anyways, i'm gonna head over and check my e-mail, then i'll be right back to post about today!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, June 27, 2010
sunday post13b
good evening! well, it's only 5:15pm, but it's quite dark already outside, therefore it's evening. :p
anyways, em's newest plodding total for sunday's now 2669, and the spam count for the weekend's now thirty-eight. righteo, events for today?
-em didn't get any breakfast this morning. :( i only drank one mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'cheek to cheek' all day (okay, the CD's really called 'face to face', but one morning i forgot, and asked PIG mum, "what's the disc called again? i remember it's sth-to-sth." dunno why she refused to tell me! instead, she just tapped her face, rather, her cheek. meaning i say, rather incredulously, "cheek to cheek?!" lol. :P).
-PIG mum tootled us off to church, and made me walk all the way down. service soon started.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for ALL of worship today - luckily, we only sang four songs.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and there was communion afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i grabbed two choc chip cookies and took a seat.
-thanks to chloe who passed me a chocolate wafer! yummy~
-i had a chat to joshels (elf kicked him :P) and aunty michelle (jenny's mum).
-time for an early lunch, PIG mum tootled us off to plaza. she refused to try underground, but @ least she didn't park outside sunnybank oriental. she just zoomed straight upstairs, where, luckily, there was a park.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk outside to food court. i took my seat well away from cafe mi. :P
-dad chose hungry jacks for lunch; i got one entire (wow! shock surprise! :P) bacon deluxe and one handful of chippies, dunked in tomato sauce. dunno why PIG mum gleefully refused to buy me a pearl drink; after all, she got to gleefully force me to stand for worship - but dad just got me an orange juice from hungry jacks. *sigh* oh well, maybe next week i'll get a nice drink - someone was handing out some 'buy two get one free' coupons for the new drinks place.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before dad tootled us home.
-i went to the loo, meaning of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. she also brought me my drugs - one garlic tablet, and two echinacaea (sp?) i was very careful to hold the cup 'correctly', of course, then did a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum came back for me, gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk over to wash and drey both hands, then made me walk to the piano stool, where i tootled online.
-ding dong! kathy and michael, my visitors for today, arrived! so they led me over to the gobbling :P table, and we yakked away. turns out that michael's an only kid, like me and he works in computer programming. i already knew kathy was an accountant.
-kathy brought over monopoly! so we all drank one cup of tea (white and two for me) and played! 'twas fun~
-PIG mum came downstairs and took me to the toilet once, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself.
-i won monopoly! i think i finished up with like $1606 dollars. poor michael had less than one hundred. :P
-when they left, i came back online.
-i just spoke on the phone to dearest grandma and aunty lai. :)
-we're off to the cheung's residence for dinner tonight! coz i finished sixty sudoku! aunty winnie invited aunty a along too~ i'm already starting to drool - aunty winnie's a great cook!
-anyways, dad's telling me to shut down the computer now - we're off to the cheung's residence! my tummy's trembling with excitement. :P anyways, i'm back home @ night to watch house!
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. no doubt PIG mum won't lemme out for lunch, but hey, maybe toms. trace's coming (i think) in the arvo. hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
anyways, em's newest plodding total for sunday's now 2669, and the spam count for the weekend's now thirty-eight. righteo, events for today?
-em didn't get any breakfast this morning. :( i only drank one mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'cheek to cheek' all day (okay, the CD's really called 'face to face', but one morning i forgot, and asked PIG mum, "what's the disc called again? i remember it's sth-to-sth." dunno why she refused to tell me! instead, she just tapped her face, rather, her cheek. meaning i say, rather incredulously, "cheek to cheek?!" lol. :P).
-PIG mum tootled us off to church, and made me walk all the way down. service soon started.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for ALL of worship today - luckily, we only sang four songs.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and there was communion afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i grabbed two choc chip cookies and took a seat.
-thanks to chloe who passed me a chocolate wafer! yummy~
-i had a chat to joshels (elf kicked him :P) and aunty michelle (jenny's mum).
-time for an early lunch, PIG mum tootled us off to plaza. she refused to try underground, but @ least she didn't park outside sunnybank oriental. she just zoomed straight upstairs, where, luckily, there was a park.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk outside to food court. i took my seat well away from cafe mi. :P
-dad chose hungry jacks for lunch; i got one entire (wow! shock surprise! :P) bacon deluxe and one handful of chippies, dunked in tomato sauce. dunno why PIG mum gleefully refused to buy me a pearl drink; after all, she got to gleefully force me to stand for worship - but dad just got me an orange juice from hungry jacks. *sigh* oh well, maybe next week i'll get a nice drink - someone was handing out some 'buy two get one free' coupons for the new drinks place.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before dad tootled us home.
-i went to the loo, meaning of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. she also brought me my drugs - one garlic tablet, and two echinacaea (sp?) i was very careful to hold the cup 'correctly', of course, then did a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum came back for me, gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk over to wash and drey both hands, then made me walk to the piano stool, where i tootled online.
-ding dong! kathy and michael, my visitors for today, arrived! so they led me over to the gobbling :P table, and we yakked away. turns out that michael's an only kid, like me and he works in computer programming. i already knew kathy was an accountant.
-kathy brought over monopoly! so we all drank one cup of tea (white and two for me) and played! 'twas fun~
-PIG mum came downstairs and took me to the toilet once, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself.
-i won monopoly! i think i finished up with like $1606 dollars. poor michael had less than one hundred. :P
-when they left, i came back online.
-i just spoke on the phone to dearest grandma and aunty lai. :)
-we're off to the cheung's residence for dinner tonight! coz i finished sixty sudoku! aunty winnie invited aunty a along too~ i'm already starting to drool - aunty winnie's a great cook!
-anyways, dad's telling me to shut down the computer now - we're off to the cheung's residence! my tummy's trembling with excitement. :P anyways, i'm back home @ night to watch house!
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. no doubt PIG mum won't lemme out for lunch, but hey, maybe toms. trace's coming (i think) in the arvo. hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, June 26, 2010
sunday post13
good afternoon! well, i came online @ 2:10pm, meaning after my visitors leave, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online!! but we're going to the cheung's place for dinner tonight, then i've gotta watch house! so i better just write down how long i'm still owed on my excel spreadsheet.
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 2418 steps today, and the spam count for the weekend's thirty-six. righteo, kathy and michael should get here soon, so i'll just go check my e-mail now. hope i can come back after dinner tonight with the day's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 2418 steps today, and the spam count for the weekend's thirty-six. righteo, kathy and michael should get here soon, so i'll just go check my e-mail now. hope i can come back after dinner tonight with the day's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post12b
good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3002. righteo, events from last night?
-lyn took me once more to the loo before walking me to the car. zero thanks to dad who shooed lyn away so i couldn't ask her to please help me with my seatbelt. :(
-dad tootled us off to church, also denying me permission to listen to any music.
-he made me walk into the main hall. pole plop met us along the way, herded me towards a seat near the front. dad came, made sure i had a packet of tissues, then returned home to PIG mum.
-after several bible readings, the video started! 'twas interesting - the only thing, though, was that my reading speed after my illness must have dramatically slowed, coz i had trouble following all the words!
-ppl broke up into smaller groups afterwards to pray. i stayed where i was and read the info sheets that peter pie had passed onto me earlier.
-we ended with one hymn, which i sang along to but didn't stand up for.
-afterwards, pole plop and janice walked me out to where there was some supper. lol, we'd sent out joshels earlier to scout out what good food there was - he came back and said "cadbury's chocolate"! so of course i headed out to grab two wee squares. i also grabbed two choc chip cookies; thanks to mikey who passed me a third. also thanks to dr. tai who kindly poured me two cups of tea, white and two, more cups i could hold 'incorrectly'. she sat and had a chat with me; she's working at the prince charles hospital, in the lung ward. i told her about my dearest grandma, and she nodded knowingly and said sth about 'thyboids'? after she left, ross and tim li came to chat. ross said his parents were both in hong kong, while his sister was on a school camp, and, as such, the dishes have not been washed for two days and the pile in the sink's growing quite tremendously. :p
-dad came and picked me up, tootled us home. i told him that i was hungry (haven't had dinner yet, see) and could we please pull over @ the maccas drive-thru and grab some dinner, but he said no and just tootled us home, explaining that PIG mum had already refused me permission.
-a loo trip once i got home. then, finally seated @ the dinner table, i asked PIG mum why she had denied me a chicken wrap from maccas, to which she innocently claimed, "i never!" well, that doesn't work! >< i mean, PIG mum's taught me that i HAVETA believe EVERYTHING they say, coz they wouldn't lie to me. and exactly how on earth do i do that here?! i mean, if i believe one parent, then the other must obviously be lying ... whatever ... *confused* o_O
-anyways, dinner was one bowl of yummy nesquik porridge and one slice of helga's bread. this time, i was smart enough to not ask for any butter, because ela really didn't feel like being gleefully forced to brace against the plate. but maybe next time, i will ask, coz bread without butter really just doesn't taste as good. :(
-repeat the usual nightly routine, plus the fact that i asked PIG mum for two panadol coz poor efh (emily's fat head :P) was pounding. ><
saturday:
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p twice last night and once again this morning without plummeting to her death! o_O :P
-and again, thanks to PIG mum who again passed me two panadol, coz stupid efh was still pounding. even better, she rang vincent the physio and told him not to come. :)
-so i snored all the way until tess arrived. actually, i didn't get up till 11am!
-tess got me kitted, Forced me to walk to my bathroom to brush my teeth, then Forced me to walk to the toilet. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - the first that i could hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable. tess came back for me, led me over to wash and dry era and led me out to the gobbling :p table.
-a very late breakfast of yummy two minute noodles! i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-tess gave ela abrief massage. and she'd brought me her laptop to play with! i tried a new game 'purble place'. it's just memory. her laptop's wallpaper is a picture of elsa-jane posing with her arms outstretched over jamie lynn's grave. apparently, jamie lynn's nickname was 'baba', coz that was engraved on her grave also.
-tess walked me to the toilet once more, and also made me one mug of milo, the third i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-after she left, i sat and did another sudoku, until lunch was called. lol, stupid me really cannot remember what i ate, only that i washed lunch down with one cup of hot honey lemon water.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo - of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything - then i tootled online till karen came.
-karen walked me into my bathroom for one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before i flipped the lovely hot water off, dried myself, had another tinkle, got creamed, had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she went outside to hunt for my ted, which had gone AWOL. :P
-karen walked me to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was one mug of milo (argh, why did dad tell karen that i wasn't allowed sugar in my tea anymore?! ><) and another yummy banana and maple syrup toasted sandwhich, cut into four squares.
-then, i continued doing my sudoku, while karen read her 'the power of emotions' book.
-@ 5:40, karen gave ela a massage - red with yellow spots today. then, @ 4:55, she took me once more to the loo, and turned the television on for me before she left. so i listened to ten's news while completing more sudoku - i finished sixty @ 5:50pm! so hopefully, we'll have dinner @ uncle colbert's toms night, before we head home and i watch house.
-dad came downstairs and flipped the television channel to seven around 6pm. seven's news was read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by pat welsh, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor. in between watching the news, i read my toastmasters magazine.
-dinner tonight; the rice wasn't ready yet! so just lotsa icky bitter vegetable, some chunks of beef and fish, and one wee chunk of egg. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i tootled online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-just church toms. don't think there's bible study toms, so just an early lunch @ foodcourt, i guess. argh, i wish dad would stop parking @ the commonwealth bank end of the mall then let PIG mum gleefully force poor em to walk all the way up to foodcourt! but if he does, i'm gonna take a right turn upon reaching foodcourt. i really don't have the appetite for cafe mi, not for the THIRD WEEK IN A ROW! then, i wonder who from JUST are coming to visit me toms arvo? well, i'm sure we'll have fun. :) and finally, house on @ 9:30! anyways, me going for my facebook and naruto fixes now. :p hope to see most of yous @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-lyn took me once more to the loo before walking me to the car. zero thanks to dad who shooed lyn away so i couldn't ask her to please help me with my seatbelt. :(
-dad tootled us off to church, also denying me permission to listen to any music.
-he made me walk into the main hall. pole plop met us along the way, herded me towards a seat near the front. dad came, made sure i had a packet of tissues, then returned home to PIG mum.
-after several bible readings, the video started! 'twas interesting - the only thing, though, was that my reading speed after my illness must have dramatically slowed, coz i had trouble following all the words!
-ppl broke up into smaller groups afterwards to pray. i stayed where i was and read the info sheets that peter pie had passed onto me earlier.
-we ended with one hymn, which i sang along to but didn't stand up for.
-afterwards, pole plop and janice walked me out to where there was some supper. lol, we'd sent out joshels earlier to scout out what good food there was - he came back and said "cadbury's chocolate"! so of course i headed out to grab two wee squares. i also grabbed two choc chip cookies; thanks to mikey who passed me a third. also thanks to dr. tai who kindly poured me two cups of tea, white and two, more cups i could hold 'incorrectly'. she sat and had a chat with me; she's working at the prince charles hospital, in the lung ward. i told her about my dearest grandma, and she nodded knowingly and said sth about 'thyboids'? after she left, ross and tim li came to chat. ross said his parents were both in hong kong, while his sister was on a school camp, and, as such, the dishes have not been washed for two days and the pile in the sink's growing quite tremendously. :p
-dad came and picked me up, tootled us home. i told him that i was hungry (haven't had dinner yet, see) and could we please pull over @ the maccas drive-thru and grab some dinner, but he said no and just tootled us home, explaining that PIG mum had already refused me permission.
-a loo trip once i got home. then, finally seated @ the dinner table, i asked PIG mum why she had denied me a chicken wrap from maccas, to which she innocently claimed, "i never!" well, that doesn't work! >< i mean, PIG mum's taught me that i HAVETA believe EVERYTHING they say, coz they wouldn't lie to me. and exactly how on earth do i do that here?! i mean, if i believe one parent, then the other must obviously be lying ... whatever ... *confused* o_O
-anyways, dinner was one bowl of yummy nesquik porridge and one slice of helga's bread. this time, i was smart enough to not ask for any butter, because ela really didn't feel like being gleefully forced to brace against the plate. but maybe next time, i will ask, coz bread without butter really just doesn't taste as good. :(
-repeat the usual nightly routine, plus the fact that i asked PIG mum for two panadol coz poor efh (emily's fat head :P) was pounding. ><
saturday:
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p twice last night and once again this morning without plummeting to her death! o_O :P
-and again, thanks to PIG mum who again passed me two panadol, coz stupid efh was still pounding. even better, she rang vincent the physio and told him not to come. :)
-so i snored all the way until tess arrived. actually, i didn't get up till 11am!
-tess got me kitted, Forced me to walk to my bathroom to brush my teeth, then Forced me to walk to the toilet. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - the first that i could hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable. tess came back for me, led me over to wash and dry era and led me out to the gobbling :p table.
-a very late breakfast of yummy two minute noodles! i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-tess gave ela abrief massage. and she'd brought me her laptop to play with! i tried a new game 'purble place'. it's just memory. her laptop's wallpaper is a picture of elsa-jane posing with her arms outstretched over jamie lynn's grave. apparently, jamie lynn's nickname was 'baba', coz that was engraved on her grave also.
-tess walked me to the toilet once more, and also made me one mug of milo, the third i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-after she left, i sat and did another sudoku, until lunch was called. lol, stupid me really cannot remember what i ate, only that i washed lunch down with one cup of hot honey lemon water.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo - of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything - then i tootled online till karen came.
-karen walked me into my bathroom for one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before i flipped the lovely hot water off, dried myself, had another tinkle, got creamed, had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she went outside to hunt for my ted, which had gone AWOL. :P
-karen walked me to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was one mug of milo (argh, why did dad tell karen that i wasn't allowed sugar in my tea anymore?! ><) and another yummy banana and maple syrup toasted sandwhich, cut into four squares.
-then, i continued doing my sudoku, while karen read her 'the power of emotions' book.
-@ 5:40, karen gave ela a massage - red with yellow spots today. then, @ 4:55, she took me once more to the loo, and turned the television on for me before she left. so i listened to ten's news while completing more sudoku - i finished sixty @ 5:50pm! so hopefully, we'll have dinner @ uncle colbert's toms night, before we head home and i watch house.
-dad came downstairs and flipped the television channel to seven around 6pm. seven's news was read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by pat welsh, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor. in between watching the news, i read my toastmasters magazine.
-dinner tonight; the rice wasn't ready yet! so just lotsa icky bitter vegetable, some chunks of beef and fish, and one wee chunk of egg. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i tootled online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-just church toms. don't think there's bible study toms, so just an early lunch @ foodcourt, i guess. argh, i wish dad would stop parking @ the commonwealth bank end of the mall then let PIG mum gleefully force poor em to walk all the way up to foodcourt! but if he does, i'm gonna take a right turn upon reaching foodcourt. i really don't have the appetite for cafe mi, not for the THIRD WEEK IN A ROW! then, i wonder who from JUST are coming to visit me toms arvo? well, i'm sure we'll have fun. :) and finally, house on @ 9:30! anyways, me going for my facebook and naruto fixes now. :p hope to see most of yous @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, June 25, 2010
saturday post12
good afternoon! look, i've zero idea where my first post went. >< but so far, i've been hard @ work plodding 2264 steps today. and awesome karen's here like seven minutes early, so i'll bbl for ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES tonight with last night's and today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, June 24, 2010
friday post 9b
-firstly, yay for em, who managed to swing herself over twice to use the pot :P twice last night without falling to her death! o_O :P
-i swung myself over to use the pot :P again, and seeing the time was like 10:30am, called out to PIG mum, "don't we need to have physio @ your :p turn?" turns out she was actually pulling a sickie and had decided to cancel my physio there. sheesh, it's like you never see her cancelling my wednesday sessions with vincent?! ><
-so PIG mum got me up, kitted, made me walk over to the bathroom to wash my face and hands before making me walk over to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to PIG mum who made yummy nesquik porridge for brunch! i ate that with one slice of yummy helga's bread; no thanks to nasty PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hold the plate while era spread the butter.
-afterwards, PIG mum made me walk over and gleefully forced poor ela to wash my dishes. for some reason, she gets pissed when i say to ela, "poor poor ela, i'm so sorry that my HORRIBLE PIG mum is forcing you to do all this, but thanks for being such a brave girl for me." so next time, i'll remember to just mouth it to her.
-PIG mum made me walk to the computer table and i tootled online. she's got me sitting on the piano stool, meaning still no back rest. >< my poor back's starting to ache quite a fair bit, so i'll prolly do that exercise vincent the physio taught me.
-speaking of him, i certainly bloody well hope he doesn't come toms! tess will come, @ 10am. hopefully she won't force me toplay scrabble with her, and i can just keep doing my sudoku - i've almost finished sixty!
-just under fifty minutes til lyn arrives. what should i do? oh yeah, the spam count for the week's seventy-one. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i swung myself over to use the pot :P again, and seeing the time was like 10:30am, called out to PIG mum, "don't we need to have physio @ your :p turn?" turns out she was actually pulling a sickie and had decided to cancel my physio there. sheesh, it's like you never see her cancelling my wednesday sessions with vincent?! ><
-so PIG mum got me up, kitted, made me walk over to the bathroom to wash my face and hands before making me walk over to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to PIG mum who made yummy nesquik porridge for brunch! i ate that with one slice of yummy helga's bread; no thanks to nasty PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hold the plate while era spread the butter.
-afterwards, PIG mum made me walk over and gleefully forced poor ela to wash my dishes. for some reason, she gets pissed when i say to ela, "poor poor ela, i'm so sorry that my HORRIBLE PIG mum is forcing you to do all this, but thanks for being such a brave girl for me." so next time, i'll remember to just mouth it to her.
-PIG mum made me walk to the computer table and i tootled online. she's got me sitting on the piano stool, meaning still no back rest. >< my poor back's starting to ache quite a fair bit, so i'll prolly do that exercise vincent the physio taught me.
-speaking of him, i certainly bloody well hope he doesn't come toms! tess will come, @ 10am. hopefully she won't force me toplay scrabble with her, and i can just keep doing my sudoku - i've almost finished sixty!
-just under fifty minutes til lyn arrives. what should i do? oh yeah, the spam count for the week's seventy-one. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 9
good afternoon! another pissy plodding total from me to report, coz this morning, PIG mum chucked her own sickie and cancelled my physio appointment. sheesh, did she haveta cancel the ONLY physio session where i get to sit in an armchair (complete, blessed safety ...) and do exercises that'll improve ela?! don't see her cancelling any of my torture sessions with vincent the physio ... sheesh.
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 1364 steps today.
-lyn's coming @ 5pm, meaning i'll have just satisfied the PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum all that pleasure to restrict me to. anyways, i'm off to check my e-mail, get my facebook fix and watch/read the latest episodes of naruto, but i'll be back by 4:45 @ the latest to blog about my day!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 1364 steps today.
-lyn's coming @ 5pm, meaning i'll have just satisfied the PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum all that pleasure to restrict me to. anyways, i'm off to check my e-mail, get my facebook fix and watch/read the latest episodes of naruto, but i'll be back by 4:45 @ the latest to blog about my day!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 11b
good evening! well, em's only got a very pissy plodding total to report, only 1072, coz i didn't get up till 5pm! see...
-i woke up this morning with a pounding head and a sore throat. PIG mum came in to feed me two panadol and to take my temperature (thankfully, no temperature). i obediently coughed up some green phlegm for her (eww, gross!) then went back to sleep. i think shp e came back inside around 1:30pm to feed me one banana and another mug of water, then i kept sleeping.
-lyn came around 5pm, and i headed into my nice new bathroom for a lovely hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before lyn flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. poor lyn struggles quite some with elf's ted, but she managed. :0
-brunch tea (breakfast, lunch and arvo tea all rolled into one) was one yummy campbells cream of chicken and corn soup with two slices of yummy helga's bread, thickly slathered with butter and cut into rectangles for me by lyn. i drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly' while lyn drank one cup of milo.
-then, lyn gave ela a massage for more than twenty minutes, painting her lotsa different colours (multiple layers, see. :P)
-lyn took me once to the bathroom before she left. she says she keeps me and my family in her prayers every night. :)
-i did a sudoku until the parents called dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa little tong vegetable, two or three small slices of charsiu, and one equally small slice of egg. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegetable juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly, of course'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer. i tootled online till about half past, when i got a tummy ache. ><
-so PIG mum made me walk to the toilet. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water, which, again, i was very careful to hold 'correctly', then i did a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back, gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk back to the computer.
-well, originally, PIG mum was gonna force me off to bed @ 9;30, but she said she'd gimmee back the time when i was using the bathroom and also when she hit me with the eye goo and took my glasses away to wash, so hopefully i can stay online till 10pm tonight.
-if everything goes well toms, i should have physio @ your :p turn :P toms morning. hopefully PIG mum'll take me out to naz's for a kebab afterwards! no idea who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but i think it's call and response night @ church toms night! so after i check my e-mail i'll check facebook, and hopefully find out the times there. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i woke up this morning with a pounding head and a sore throat. PIG mum came in to feed me two panadol and to take my temperature (thankfully, no temperature). i obediently coughed up some green phlegm for her (eww, gross!) then went back to sleep. i think shp e came back inside around 1:30pm to feed me one banana and another mug of water, then i kept sleeping.
-lyn came around 5pm, and i headed into my nice new bathroom for a lovely hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before lyn flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. poor lyn struggles quite some with elf's ted, but she managed. :0
-brunch tea (breakfast, lunch and arvo tea all rolled into one) was one yummy campbells cream of chicken and corn soup with two slices of yummy helga's bread, thickly slathered with butter and cut into rectangles for me by lyn. i drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly' while lyn drank one cup of milo.
-then, lyn gave ela a massage for more than twenty minutes, painting her lotsa different colours (multiple layers, see. :P)
-lyn took me once to the bathroom before she left. she says she keeps me and my family in her prayers every night. :)
-i did a sudoku until the parents called dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa little tong vegetable, two or three small slices of charsiu, and one equally small slice of egg. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegetable juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly, of course'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer. i tootled online till about half past, when i got a tummy ache. ><
-so PIG mum made me walk to the toilet. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water, which, again, i was very careful to hold 'correctly', then i did a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back, gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk back to the computer.
-well, originally, PIG mum was gonna force me off to bed @ 9;30, but she said she'd gimmee back the time when i was using the bathroom and also when she hit me with the eye goo and took my glasses away to wash, so hopefully i can stay online till 10pm tonight.
-if everything goes well toms, i should have physio @ your :p turn :P toms morning. hopefully PIG mum'll take me out to naz's for a kebab afterwards! no idea who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but i think it's call and response night @ church toms night! so after i check my e-mail i'll check facebook, and hopefully find out the times there. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 11
whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SATURDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SATURDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
wednesday post15b
good evening! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3281. anyways, PIG mum's determined to treat poor em like a three year old and force her off to bed again @ the ridiculous time of 8pm! >< ah well, lucky my favourite is sleeping - i'll just cuddle bear bear and have a happy time with him. :) anyways, events since my last post?
-trace came, Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the water off (the awesome thing about my new bathroom is that i can reach the taps myself!^^), dried and creamed myself, had another tinkle. trace rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying my laces before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table for arvo tea.
-two yummy pikelets with some maple syrup, and one mug of milo, my official cup of the day i get to hold 'incorrectly'.
-trace flipped on 'who wants to be a millionaire' and we guessed away @ the answers. i didn't try to bluff one over her, this time. :p
-trace took me once more to the loo before leaving. i sat and watched seven's news, read out by patrick condren (wonder where rod young's gone?) and kay mcgrath, sport by pat welsh and weather by talitha cummins. the most interesting surname i found was 'dill'. :P
-i also completed my second sudoku for the day. PIG mum woke up from pig land :P came downstairs and gleefully forced both ela and era on more than five minutes worth of exercises.
-i needed to use the loo, so PIG mum made me walk there. ZERO thanks to her who refused to even watch me walk there! i've stressed for many months (if not years) that when i walk, i promise i carry all my own weight and i'd just like some close supervision in case i do fall, but nope. PIG mum rathers i struggle on by myself. well, i'll fall to my death one day and you'll be sorry. just remember your PROMISE to take good care of my dearest dad, or i'll come back and HAUNT you till you do! :P
-tonight's my skipped meal for the month. i'm actually not hungry @ all ... well, i'm sure i'll feel better toms, and hopefully PIG mum'll gimme three weetbix with lotsa honey for breakfast!
-just physio @ UQ toms. i've forgotten the guy's name already; hopefully PIG mum remembers! :P also, fingers, toes and all other appendages are crossed that PIG mum'll take me out to naz for a kebab toms! wonder if PIG mum'll lemme explain why we haven't been buying kebabs from him lately? and i dunno who'll come and shower me in the arvo; i just wish that whoever she is, she'll take me out to garbo! alas, i won't be going, coz i already had an outing yesterday. oh well, i've got exactly fifteen minutes left to get my facebook fix. hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i-cream night tonight! even though it's not really ice-cream, but frozen yoghurt. :( i wish PIG mum wouldn't gleefully force poor ela to hold the ice-cream bowl while i'm eating! with dinner, i just eat @ my usual pace, but with the truly miniscule bowl of fruit gelato (not even ice-cream! ><) that gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict me to, i haveta cram the little spoonful or so into my mouth as fast as i can, coz PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to hold that bowl, and she HATES that - coz the bowl's FREEZING!:(
-trace came, Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the water off (the awesome thing about my new bathroom is that i can reach the taps myself!^^), dried and creamed myself, had another tinkle. trace rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying my laces before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table for arvo tea.
-two yummy pikelets with some maple syrup, and one mug of milo, my official cup of the day i get to hold 'incorrectly'.
-trace flipped on 'who wants to be a millionaire' and we guessed away @ the answers. i didn't try to bluff one over her, this time. :p
-trace took me once more to the loo before leaving. i sat and watched seven's news, read out by patrick condren (wonder where rod young's gone?) and kay mcgrath, sport by pat welsh and weather by talitha cummins. the most interesting surname i found was 'dill'. :P
-i also completed my second sudoku for the day. PIG mum woke up from pig land :P came downstairs and gleefully forced both ela and era on more than five minutes worth of exercises.
-i needed to use the loo, so PIG mum made me walk there. ZERO thanks to her who refused to even watch me walk there! i've stressed for many months (if not years) that when i walk, i promise i carry all my own weight and i'd just like some close supervision in case i do fall, but nope. PIG mum rathers i struggle on by myself. well, i'll fall to my death one day and you'll be sorry. just remember your PROMISE to take good care of my dearest dad, or i'll come back and HAUNT you till you do! :P
-tonight's my skipped meal for the month. i'm actually not hungry @ all ... well, i'm sure i'll feel better toms, and hopefully PIG mum'll gimme three weetbix with lotsa honey for breakfast!
-just physio @ UQ toms. i've forgotten the guy's name already; hopefully PIG mum remembers! :P also, fingers, toes and all other appendages are crossed that PIG mum'll take me out to naz for a kebab toms! wonder if PIG mum'll lemme explain why we haven't been buying kebabs from him lately? and i dunno who'll come and shower me in the arvo; i just wish that whoever she is, she'll take me out to garbo! alas, i won't be going, coz i already had an outing yesterday. oh well, i've got exactly fifteen minutes left to get my facebook fix. hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i-cream night tonight! even though it's not really ice-cream, but frozen yoghurt. :( i wish PIG mum wouldn't gleefully force poor ela to hold the ice-cream bowl while i'm eating! with dinner, i just eat @ my usual pace, but with the truly miniscule bowl of fruit gelato (not even ice-cream! ><) that gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict me to, i haveta cram the little spoonful or so into my mouth as fast as i can, coz PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to hold that bowl, and she HATES that - coz the bowl's FREEZING!:(
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
wednesday post14B
-LAST NIGHT, KAREN TOOK ME TO TOASTMASTERS! (sorry, shrieking><)
-dunno why will wasn't there ... if i've the time, i should drop him an e-mail ...
-topic was 'planning'; the warm-up question was "what do you plan to achieve @ toastmasters this year?" my response?" i haven't exactly planned on how many numbers of speeches i'll give, but i certainly plan to try grab four slices of pizzafor dinner tonight!" that caused several laughs. :p
-only two speeches tonight; one an ice-breaker; the other, a tenth speech!
-dinner: i scored better than four slices; i got like, five or six! yumyum~ just Hawaiian and meatlovers.
-then i got picked for table topics! i asked leonard if he wanted me to wheel out to the front; he said, "nah, you're fine. just stay there." my question was, "how would you go about building your dream home?" my answer?" i'd consult my dad! he's a certified builder, after all." afterwards, i was told that i spoke with passion, just that i had to slow down some.
-karen tootled us off to maccas to buy some dessert desert (which one's the sweet stuff?) i wanted an oreo mcflurry, originally, but karen said no icecream, coz i already had a milo for arvo tea. so i just had an apple pie - but i had to wait like, eight mins for it! karen had time to wander inside and get herself a coffee! she said to me, "they prolly had to peel each individual apple first." :P
-karen drove me home, and PIG mum kicked me to bed, after smearing vaseline all over my nose; the stupid thing had gone spastic that night. ><
-this morning: poo poo. >< i woke up with a headache, sore throat and an incredibly raspy voice. >< PIG mum fed me two panadol, three cups of water then rang vincent the physio to call me in sick. actually, he suggested she come in herself, coz she's got a bung back, so she called in aunty anne to look after me.
-so i snored all the way until midday, when aunty wendy arrived.
-she got me kitted, before taking me to the loo once before walking me out to the gobbling :p table.
-thanks to aunty wendy who brought me lunch! one big 'swelling' :P for me. think in english, they're called sticky rice dumplings? also thanks to aunty wendy who gave me one little plateful of sugar to sprinkle over my food.
-aunty wendy also took me to the loo several times, fed me one pear and gave ela a massage.
-when they left, i came online. *sigh* yes, that nasty backrest-less and armrest-less computer chair. ><
-jade from seek learning rang! i'd enquired about doing a TESOL course.
-actually, whatsa name ... oh, trace. :P trace's here now, so i'm off for a shower. will try to come back tonight with my final plodding total and events for today!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dunno why will wasn't there ... if i've the time, i should drop him an e-mail ...
-topic was 'planning'; the warm-up question was "what do you plan to achieve @ toastmasters this year?" my response?" i haven't exactly planned on how many numbers of speeches i'll give, but i certainly plan to try grab four slices of pizzafor dinner tonight!" that caused several laughs. :p
-only two speeches tonight; one an ice-breaker; the other, a tenth speech!
-dinner: i scored better than four slices; i got like, five or six! yumyum~ just Hawaiian and meatlovers.
-then i got picked for table topics! i asked leonard if he wanted me to wheel out to the front; he said, "nah, you're fine. just stay there." my question was, "how would you go about building your dream home?" my answer?" i'd consult my dad! he's a certified builder, after all." afterwards, i was told that i spoke with passion, just that i had to slow down some.
-karen tootled us off to maccas to buy some dessert desert (which one's the sweet stuff?) i wanted an oreo mcflurry, originally, but karen said no icecream, coz i already had a milo for arvo tea. so i just had an apple pie - but i had to wait like, eight mins for it! karen had time to wander inside and get herself a coffee! she said to me, "they prolly had to peel each individual apple first." :P
-karen drove me home, and PIG mum kicked me to bed, after smearing vaseline all over my nose; the stupid thing had gone spastic that night. ><
-this morning: poo poo. >< i woke up with a headache, sore throat and an incredibly raspy voice. >< PIG mum fed me two panadol, three cups of water then rang vincent the physio to call me in sick. actually, he suggested she come in herself, coz she's got a bung back, so she called in aunty anne to look after me.
-so i snored all the way until midday, when aunty wendy arrived.
-she got me kitted, before taking me to the loo once before walking me out to the gobbling :p table.
-thanks to aunty wendy who brought me lunch! one big 'swelling' :P for me. think in english, they're called sticky rice dumplings? also thanks to aunty wendy who gave me one little plateful of sugar to sprinkle over my food.
-aunty wendy also took me to the loo several times, fed me one pear and gave ela a massage.
-when they left, i came online. *sigh* yes, that nasty backrest-less and armrest-less computer chair. ><
-jade from seek learning rang! i'd enquired about doing a TESOL course.
-actually, whatsa name ... oh, trace. :P trace's here now, so i'm off for a shower. will try to come back tonight with my final plodding total and events for today!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post14
good afternoon! righteo, i came online @ 3pm, meaning i've still got ONE HOUR left to be online tonight. there's more time i'm still owed, but i've opened an excel spreadsheet to remember all that for me, so hopefullu i can get all that time back.
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 1317 steps today. and i'm gonna go check my e-mail first, but i'll come back @ 3:45 by the latest to post about my day.
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 1317 steps today. and i'm gonna go check my e-mail first, but i'll come back @ 3:45 by the latest to post about my day.
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, June 21, 2010
wednesday post13
-breakfast this morning was two weetbix with almost one spoonful of honey.
-argh, bloody hydrotherapy. >< i walked sideways, forwards and even backwards with linelle, some waterball, some exercises for ela, and one successful head dunk @ the end. :p
-PIG mum tootled us of to the runcorn BBQ and chinese restaurant, gleefully Forcing (second time) me to walk inside.
-i had a roast duck with lotsa lettuce (or some other healthy green :P)rice; PIG mum had some noodle thing.
-nature called badly, so i asked PIG mum if we could just skip the movie and go home so i could use the loo then stay online for the precious FULL if sadly PISSY two hours. too bad, PIG mum was a spoilsport and refused. :(instead, she just gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk to the toilet, then, seeing it locked, left me hanging onto the handle and got someone to open the door. after the toilet trip, she made me walk to wash and dry both hands before making me walk to the car.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza. she forced me to watch some canto flick with her. 'twas boring, i didn't know any of the actors, the music was mediocre and i needed to use the bathroom again.
-PIG mum tootled us home. a loo trip for me first; of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. even walking back to the computer was a trial - it took not one, not two, but a bloody THREE attempts before i actually made it to that bloody arm-restless and back-restless chair. >,
-strange ... karen's very rarely late ... lol, just as i type this, she rings the doorbell. :P
-woohoo, toastmasters tonight! even better, pizza! but hopefully, karen and i can grab some dessert @ maccas afterwards.
-toms: horrid PIG mum won't lemme go ring the bells! i just wanted to say bye to helen! instead, she's just booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio. >< but i think aunty wendy's coming. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-argh, bloody hydrotherapy. >< i walked sideways, forwards and even backwards with linelle, some waterball, some exercises for ela, and one successful head dunk @ the end. :p
-PIG mum tootled us of to the runcorn BBQ and chinese restaurant, gleefully Forcing (second time) me to walk inside.
-i had a roast duck with lotsa lettuce (or some other healthy green :P)rice; PIG mum had some noodle thing.
-nature called badly, so i asked PIG mum if we could just skip the movie and go home so i could use the loo then stay online for the precious FULL if sadly PISSY two hours. too bad, PIG mum was a spoilsport and refused. :(instead, she just gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk to the toilet, then, seeing it locked, left me hanging onto the handle and got someone to open the door. after the toilet trip, she made me walk to wash and dry both hands before making me walk to the car.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza. she forced me to watch some canto flick with her. 'twas boring, i didn't know any of the actors, the music was mediocre and i needed to use the bathroom again.
-PIG mum tootled us home. a loo trip for me first; of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. even walking back to the computer was a trial - it took not one, not two, but a bloody THREE attempts before i actually made it to that bloody arm-restless and back-restless chair. >,
-strange ... karen's very rarely late ... lol, just as i type this, she rings the doorbell. :P
-woohoo, toastmasters tonight! even better, pizza! but hopefully, karen and i can grab some dessert @ maccas afterwards.
-toms: horrid PIG mum won't lemme go ring the bells! i just wanted to say bye to helen! instead, she's just booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio. >< but i think aunty wendy's coming. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post11
good afternoon!righteo, i came online @ 3:10pm, meaning that after i get home tonight from toastmasters, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online! however, i believe the chances that we'll have a blue moon tonight and that the sky will fall in toms :p are much higher than the chances of me coming back online after toastmasters, so like i said yesterday, i'll start an excel spreadsheet to record down the time i'm owed online, and then yes, i PROMISE i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!!
-anyways, i've been hard @ work, including hydrotherapy, 3651 steps today. and i'm goona check my e-mail now, but i'l bbl @ 3:45 and start blogging about my day!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, i've been hard @ work, including hydrotherapy, 3651 steps today. and i'm goona check my e-mail now, but i'l bbl @ 3:45 and start blogging about my day!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 12c
good evening! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4557. anyways, events since my last post?
-trace came, Forced me to walk to my bathroom for a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before trace flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. trace rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying erf's shoelaces before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-arvo tea was one yummy sausage bun, one quartered pear and one mug of milo.
-trace flipped on the television and we watched 'who wants 2 b a millionaire' together. lol, 'twas funny, one of the questions asked which sport the new zealand firebirds belonged to. i hadn't a clue whatsoever, and just remarked casually, "the firebirds? they're new zealand's netball team." trace, hearing my sincerity, believed me, then ... "why you little cheat! netball isn't even ON the list of answers!" i laughed uproariously @ that. :p she says i'd make a good poker player. :p
-@ 5:40, i asked trace to please give ela a massage, and surprisingly, didn't get painted black this time! (prolly coz i asked for some different colour. :P) she painted me milo. not sure that's a colour, but hey. :p
-trace took me once to the loo before she left. i completed one sudoku as PIG mum 'claimed' she was plodding her time on the treadmill. then, she gleefully forced poor em to plod thirty minutes on that annoying thing. :( but she turned on that episode of house for me to watch. 'twas funny. :) better yet, house's back to it's usual time next sunday! :)
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce and cauliflower, some tofu, one slice of dad's yummy beef, and one small chunk of yummy chicken. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice (i finished the 'blood' i was drinking previously :P), which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo after dinner, of course gleefully forcing me to both dak and un-dak myself. then she made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made me walk back to the computer table.
-toms: argh, hydro. i've said before: i HATE GETTING WET!!! >< but linelle's gonna teach me how to do some stuff in the water. afterwards, PIG mum's gonna take me to see a movie! meaning after i publish this entry, i'm gonna check out what's on @ the cinemas. trace recommends shrek 4, but i thought we always watched shreks together with dearest dad ... dunno, will see what else's on. karen's coming in the arvo then taking me to toastmaster's! best yet, there'll be pizza! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-trace came, Forced me to walk to my bathroom for a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before trace flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. trace rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying erf's shoelaces before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-arvo tea was one yummy sausage bun, one quartered pear and one mug of milo.
-trace flipped on the television and we watched 'who wants 2 b a millionaire' together. lol, 'twas funny, one of the questions asked which sport the new zealand firebirds belonged to. i hadn't a clue whatsoever, and just remarked casually, "the firebirds? they're new zealand's netball team." trace, hearing my sincerity, believed me, then ... "why you little cheat! netball isn't even ON the list of answers!" i laughed uproariously @ that. :p she says i'd make a good poker player. :p
-@ 5:40, i asked trace to please give ela a massage, and surprisingly, didn't get painted black this time! (prolly coz i asked for some different colour. :P) she painted me milo. not sure that's a colour, but hey. :p
-trace took me once to the loo before she left. i completed one sudoku as PIG mum 'claimed' she was plodding her time on the treadmill. then, she gleefully forced poor em to plod thirty minutes on that annoying thing. :( but she turned on that episode of house for me to watch. 'twas funny. :) better yet, house's back to it's usual time next sunday! :)
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce and cauliflower, some tofu, one slice of dad's yummy beef, and one small chunk of yummy chicken. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice (i finished the 'blood' i was drinking previously :P), which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo after dinner, of course gleefully forcing me to both dak and un-dak myself. then she made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made me walk back to the computer table.
-toms: argh, hydro. i've said before: i HATE GETTING WET!!! >< but linelle's gonna teach me how to do some stuff in the water. afterwards, PIG mum's gonna take me to see a movie! meaning after i publish this entry, i'm gonna check out what's on @ the cinemas. trace recommends shrek 4, but i thought we always watched shreks together with dearest dad ... dunno, will see what else's on. karen's coming in the arvo then taking me to toastmaster's! best yet, there'll be pizza! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, June 20, 2010
monday post 12b
-breakfast this morning was three weetbix with almost 1/3 a spoonful of honey. oh, how do i miss the days when aunty wendy would come and gimme three weetbix with ONE WHOLE TABLESPOONFUL of honey! *wistful*
-today, we listened to westlife's face to face all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. but erf was happy all day, too - i just had to remember to remind her to face the front whenever we neared a red traffic light. :)
-dunno why PIG mum refused to turn on the bathroom lights for me; she just flounced off to pay. so i sat and did a stinky unspeakable, which i already wanted to this morning, but PIG mum meanly refused to roll me into the toilet.
-lol, i can't remember the student's name, sorry! >< but he had me lie down on the plinth and he moved my left limbs around.
-then era did some reachy work, before ela tried.
-finally, we ended with some stepping exercises for erf. no tilt table today, awesome. :) and ann wandered over to say hello, but then she was off to give some lecture. she also told me that it's jill i'm seeing on thursday.
-PIG mum tootled us home, unsurprisingly snapping a curt refusal to take me out for lunch. :(
-i went to the loo once @ home - no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-lunch: one yummy chicken fillet with mayo sandwhich using helga's bread, cut into two rectangles. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik to wash down lunch with.
-one more loo trip before i came online; yes, i'm sitting on that horrible restless computer chair mean and nasty PIG mum took apart. my back's starting to hurt again, yes, but trace should arrive in about thirty minutes, so i'll be alright.
-anyways, i think PIG mum's booked me in for a physio session toms @ your :P turn. hopefully, we can see naz for a kebab afterwards, then head over to watch a movie! karen's coming toms arvo, then toastmaster's with pizza @ night - yeah! anyways, will try my hardest to come back online tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of tonight's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
-today, we listened to westlife's face to face all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. but erf was happy all day, too - i just had to remember to remind her to face the front whenever we neared a red traffic light. :)
-dunno why PIG mum refused to turn on the bathroom lights for me; she just flounced off to pay. so i sat and did a stinky unspeakable, which i already wanted to this morning, but PIG mum meanly refused to roll me into the toilet.
-lol, i can't remember the student's name, sorry! >< but he had me lie down on the plinth and he moved my left limbs around.
-then era did some reachy work, before ela tried.
-finally, we ended with some stepping exercises for erf. no tilt table today, awesome. :) and ann wandered over to say hello, but then she was off to give some lecture. she also told me that it's jill i'm seeing on thursday.
-PIG mum tootled us home, unsurprisingly snapping a curt refusal to take me out for lunch. :(
-i went to the loo once @ home - no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-lunch: one yummy chicken fillet with mayo sandwhich using helga's bread, cut into two rectangles. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik to wash down lunch with.
-one more loo trip before i came online; yes, i'm sitting on that horrible restless computer chair mean and nasty PIG mum took apart. my back's starting to hurt again, yes, but trace should arrive in about thirty minutes, so i'll be alright.
-anyways, i think PIG mum's booked me in for a physio session toms @ your :P turn. hopefully, we can see naz for a kebab afterwards, then head over to watch a movie! karen's coming toms arvo, then toastmaster's with pizza @ night - yeah! anyways, will try my hardest to come back online tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of tonight's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 12
good afternoon! i came online @ 2:10pm, meaning that after trace leaves tonight, i've still got TEN MINUTES online left for me when trace leaves here tonight. PIG mum'll prolly be pleased to read that i've forgotten how many hours and minutes i'm actually owed; if this happens again in the future, i plan to keep a microsoft spreadsheet down of the internet time i'm still owed.
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 2056 steps today. anyways, i'm going to check my e-mail and get my facebook fix :p first, but i'll be back by 3:45 @ the latest to start blogging about my day.
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 2056 steps today. anyways, i'm going to check my e-mail and get my facebook fix :p first, but i'll be back by 3:45 @ the latest to start blogging about my day.
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post12B
good evening! em's final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 5021. anyways, events since my last post?
-dinner; rice, lotsa bok choy and cauliflower, a few chunks of dad's tasty beef and one wee chunk of yummy fish with a squirt of mayo. off course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with half a mug of bloody coloured fruit and vegie juice, :p and half a mug of orange and mango juice, both of which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk online. thanks to dad who connected back the sound for me. i watched the latest episode of naruto, will go read the manga soon afterwards.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more.
-anyways, i've already said the events happening toms, so just wishing everyone a smashing weekend! oh, and the spam count for the weekend's twenty-six.
cheers,
em. ^^
-dinner; rice, lotsa bok choy and cauliflower, a few chunks of dad's tasty beef and one wee chunk of yummy fish with a squirt of mayo. off course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with half a mug of bloody coloured fruit and vegie juice, :p and half a mug of orange and mango juice, both of which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk online. thanks to dad who connected back the sound for me. i watched the latest episode of naruto, will go read the manga soon afterwards.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more.
-anyways, i've already said the events happening toms, so just wishing everyone a smashing weekend! oh, and the spam count for the weekend's twenty-six.
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post12
good afternoon! actually, coz it's winter now, it gets dark real early ... should i be saying good evening? it's only like ten past five, but it's all dark already ...
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 4671 steps today.
-last night, we watched australia play ghana! best of all, we weren't flogged - we drew! :P but dad reckons australia's gone, anyways ... so bye-bye guys, see you maybe in four years time. :P
-best of all, PIG mum kindly let ela sleep last night without trapping her poor thumb into that bloody splint. so ela had a happy time last night with her thumb gently tucked inside like era's, and today she's been good and left it outside all day. :)so hopefully, PIG mum won't trap her tonight, either!
-this morning, i used the pot :p once and PIG mum got me kitted before making me walk to the gobbling :p table. i only drank one mug of milo 'incorrectly', coz dad 'claimed' we were running late. meaning after i drank the mug of milo i just sat @ the table thinking that i could have enjoyed some toast! but oh well ...
-PIG mum made me walk to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day (except when uncle chong drove me to fi's for bible study) and dad tootled us off to church, not giving me permission to listen to anything. no biggie, i just sang about 1/3 of my second-favourite song in my head.
-PIG mum made me walk all the way down to the service hall. for worship today, she gleefully forced poor em to stand for three songs.
-today, we listened to a video sermon!
-no communion afterwards. PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i took a seat @ the morning tea area.
-i ate half a cracker and a mini-sausage roll for morning tea! i also drunk a mug of coloured water 'incorrectly', while yakking to pole, julz and joshels (actually, i mostly played footsies with him. :P)
-PIG mum made me walk up to uncle chong's car - the only trip she kindly helped me with my seatbelt with) - and he tootled us off to fi's house for bible study.
-thanks to pole and uncle chong who helped me up the two steps to fi's house, christy jie who helped me wipe my shoes down, and joshels who got me some armchair to sit in. :)
-we continued our bible study. fiona was taking the other class for aunty a, who's interstate/overseas.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom before dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch. argh, did PIG mum tell dad to park all the way down @ sunnybank oriental so that she could gleefully force me to walk all the way up to foodcourt?! coz that's what they did! ><
-dad got KFC for lunch, lucky thing. PIG mum and i shared a footlong BBQ meatball sub. yummy. :) just curious, though, dad said we had to 'share', so how come i only got half of the sub while dad had some large portion of PIG mum's sub, while i only got two small bites of dad's spicy chicken fillet and no more than four chips?! well, i drank some of the potato and gravy. luckily, PIG mum said i was free to eat my wee portion of the meal, and not give any to her. :) i drank a yummy japanese milk green tea with pearl; PIG mum a yucky grass jelly milk tea. :p
-the parents made me walk all the way back to the car, and dad tootled us home. oh, we listened to that disc mrs. dent gave us when we went to foodcourt, and erf was a happy foot all day. :0
-my visitors for the week came! this boy called ken from singapore (think he's studying master of neuroscience @ the university of QLD; his surname's 'ng'), and two girls; one's a physio, the other an architect designing some hospital up north!
-we played ludo, ken won and i came second.
-we all drank little cups of green tea and ate the green tea pocky they brought me - yum! thanks to ken who poured me a lil mug to wash the pocky down with. :)
-then we played pictionary - fun times. :) ken seemed to prefer drawing, so i was a happy guesser. we started following the rules, then decided 'all draw' was much more fun and just did that for ages. lol, i'm still a shocking guesser - ken drew sth, and me:"elephant with chicken pox?" ken, "o_O a cheetah!" haha!
-when they left, PIG mum took me to the loo once. thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' and i did a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back and decided i wasn't stinky enough to need a shower. :p she made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before making me walk over to the computer table, where she gleefully forced me to sit in that armless and backrest-less chair. meaning i predict the back and neck pain will arrive shortly, oh well. ><
-well, i need to make one more loo trip before dinner tonight. too bad, aunty a can't come for dinner - she needs to finish her BSF homework. as for me, i'm just hoping that PIG mum'll lemme watch house tonight! the show usually airs @ 9:30pm, dunno why they pushed back the starting time thirty minutes. but i still really wanna watch it!
-anyways, just physio @ UQ toms. no doubt PIG mum'll not lemme out for lunch - dad usually comes home for lunch on mondays. wonder who's coming to shower me toms arvo? anyways, will try my best to come back online tonight with the rest of today's events, the spam count for the weekend, and my final plodding total for sunday!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 4671 steps today.
-last night, we watched australia play ghana! best of all, we weren't flogged - we drew! :P but dad reckons australia's gone, anyways ... so bye-bye guys, see you maybe in four years time. :P
-best of all, PIG mum kindly let ela sleep last night without trapping her poor thumb into that bloody splint. so ela had a happy time last night with her thumb gently tucked inside like era's, and today she's been good and left it outside all day. :)so hopefully, PIG mum won't trap her tonight, either!
-this morning, i used the pot :p once and PIG mum got me kitted before making me walk to the gobbling :p table. i only drank one mug of milo 'incorrectly', coz dad 'claimed' we were running late. meaning after i drank the mug of milo i just sat @ the table thinking that i could have enjoyed some toast! but oh well ...
-PIG mum made me walk to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day (except when uncle chong drove me to fi's for bible study) and dad tootled us off to church, not giving me permission to listen to anything. no biggie, i just sang about 1/3 of my second-favourite song in my head.
-PIG mum made me walk all the way down to the service hall. for worship today, she gleefully forced poor em to stand for three songs.
-today, we listened to a video sermon!
-no communion afterwards. PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i took a seat @ the morning tea area.
-i ate half a cracker and a mini-sausage roll for morning tea! i also drunk a mug of coloured water 'incorrectly', while yakking to pole, julz and joshels (actually, i mostly played footsies with him. :P)
-PIG mum made me walk up to uncle chong's car - the only trip she kindly helped me with my seatbelt with) - and he tootled us off to fi's house for bible study.
-thanks to pole and uncle chong who helped me up the two steps to fi's house, christy jie who helped me wipe my shoes down, and joshels who got me some armchair to sit in. :)
-we continued our bible study. fiona was taking the other class for aunty a, who's interstate/overseas.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom before dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch. argh, did PIG mum tell dad to park all the way down @ sunnybank oriental so that she could gleefully force me to walk all the way up to foodcourt?! coz that's what they did! ><
-dad got KFC for lunch, lucky thing. PIG mum and i shared a footlong BBQ meatball sub. yummy. :) just curious, though, dad said we had to 'share', so how come i only got half of the sub while dad had some large portion of PIG mum's sub, while i only got two small bites of dad's spicy chicken fillet and no more than four chips?! well, i drank some of the potato and gravy. luckily, PIG mum said i was free to eat my wee portion of the meal, and not give any to her. :) i drank a yummy japanese milk green tea with pearl; PIG mum a yucky grass jelly milk tea. :p
-the parents made me walk all the way back to the car, and dad tootled us home. oh, we listened to that disc mrs. dent gave us when we went to foodcourt, and erf was a happy foot all day. :0
-my visitors for the week came! this boy called ken from singapore (think he's studying master of neuroscience @ the university of QLD; his surname's 'ng'), and two girls; one's a physio, the other an architect designing some hospital up north!
-we played ludo, ken won and i came second.
-we all drank little cups of green tea and ate the green tea pocky they brought me - yum! thanks to ken who poured me a lil mug to wash the pocky down with. :)
-then we played pictionary - fun times. :) ken seemed to prefer drawing, so i was a happy guesser. we started following the rules, then decided 'all draw' was much more fun and just did that for ages. lol, i'm still a shocking guesser - ken drew sth, and me:"elephant with chicken pox?" ken, "o_O a cheetah!" haha!
-when they left, PIG mum took me to the loo once. thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' and i did a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back and decided i wasn't stinky enough to need a shower. :p she made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before making me walk over to the computer table, where she gleefully forced me to sit in that armless and backrest-less chair. meaning i predict the back and neck pain will arrive shortly, oh well. ><
-well, i need to make one more loo trip before dinner tonight. too bad, aunty a can't come for dinner - she needs to finish her BSF homework. as for me, i'm just hoping that PIG mum'll lemme watch house tonight! the show usually airs @ 9:30pm, dunno why they pushed back the starting time thirty minutes. but i still really wanna watch it!
-anyways, just physio @ UQ toms. no doubt PIG mum'll not lemme out for lunch - dad usually comes home for lunch on mondays. wonder who's coming to shower me toms arvo? anyways, will try my best to come back online tonight with the rest of today's events, the spam count for the weekend, and my final plodding total for sunday!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, June 19, 2010
saturday post10b
good evening! PIG mum's gleefully forcing poor em off to bed @ 8:15 (believe it or not, yes, i AM twenty-three ><) but that means i'm now owed FOUR HOURS and FIFTEEN MINUTES online! and yup, i'm gonna keep PROMISING that i'll try my VERY HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!!
anyways, em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4628. anyways, events since my last post?
-karen arrived slightly early, and Forced me to walk to my bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before karen flipped the lovely hot water off, got dried and creamed, had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying erf's shoelaces.
-karen Forced me to walk to the gobbling :p table. the awesome thing about karen is that she lets era gently hold onto her hand when i'm walking. :)
-karen warned that meaniepoo dad had already ordered that i wasn't allowed any sugar in my arvo drink. :( but that's okay, i just drank one mug of warm milo 'incorrectly'. arvo tea was one yummy sausage bun. karen had one cup of coffee, white.
-we just yakked away. karen's finally gotten a new phone to replace the last one she broke, that woman really hasn't any luck with mobiles, does she? :p she also told me that she's having some vegetable omelette for dinner tonight, and that matthew's in trouble today coz last night, the evil cat popped in her bathtub. :p
-around 5:40, karen took me once more to the bathroom. then she gave ela a massage. light green with black spots today.
-when karen left, i started doing a sudoku. PIG mum came downstairs and 'claimed' to plod her turn on the treadmill before gleefully forcing poor em to plod thirty minutes on that bloody thing. :9 to make matters worse, she wasn't happy with how i got offthe treadmill and gleefully forced me to stand back up on the thing and practise getting back down again! ><
-dinner: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, one huge chunk of broccoli and several slices of that yummy beef dad cooked that i'd also eaten for lunch. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with a another bloody coloured :p mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i quickly got to scull 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was doing sth else.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer table, and the bloody backrest-less and armrest-less chair.
-tonight i'm watching the soccer! hopefully, australia won't lose by more than three goals this time! :p then, church toms. hopefully, we won't haveta stand for any songs! but i should be singing everything, if toms morning goes withought hiccups. dunno if there's bible study afterwards ... but hopefully we won't haveta eat @ cafe mi again! i'd dearly love some KFC, but barring that, i wanna try subway's new smoky BBQ meatball sub! anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry for any mistakes tonight; i wanna check my e-mail and i've only got like twelve minutes left - eep!
anyways, em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4628. anyways, events since my last post?
-karen arrived slightly early, and Forced me to walk to my bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before karen flipped the lovely hot water off, got dried and creamed, had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying erf's shoelaces.
-karen Forced me to walk to the gobbling :p table. the awesome thing about karen is that she lets era gently hold onto her hand when i'm walking. :)
-karen warned that meaniepoo dad had already ordered that i wasn't allowed any sugar in my arvo drink. :( but that's okay, i just drank one mug of warm milo 'incorrectly'. arvo tea was one yummy sausage bun. karen had one cup of coffee, white.
-we just yakked away. karen's finally gotten a new phone to replace the last one she broke, that woman really hasn't any luck with mobiles, does she? :p she also told me that she's having some vegetable omelette for dinner tonight, and that matthew's in trouble today coz last night, the evil cat popped in her bathtub. :p
-around 5:40, karen took me once more to the bathroom. then she gave ela a massage. light green with black spots today.
-when karen left, i started doing a sudoku. PIG mum came downstairs and 'claimed' to plod her turn on the treadmill before gleefully forcing poor em to plod thirty minutes on that bloody thing. :9 to make matters worse, she wasn't happy with how i got offthe treadmill and gleefully forced me to stand back up on the thing and practise getting back down again! ><
-dinner: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, one huge chunk of broccoli and several slices of that yummy beef dad cooked that i'd also eaten for lunch. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with a another bloody coloured :p mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i quickly got to scull 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was doing sth else.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer table, and the bloody backrest-less and armrest-less chair.
-tonight i'm watching the soccer! hopefully, australia won't lose by more than three goals this time! :p then, church toms. hopefully, we won't haveta stand for any songs! but i should be singing everything, if toms morning goes withought hiccups. dunno if there's bible study afterwards ... but hopefully we won't haveta eat @ cafe mi again! i'd dearly love some KFC, but barring that, i wanna try subway's new smoky BBQ meatball sub! anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry for any mistakes tonight; i wanna check my e-mail and i've only got like twelve minutes left - eep!
Friday, June 18, 2010
saturday post10
good afternoon! i came online @ 1:53, meaning i'll have satisfied the PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum all that pleasure to restrict me on when karen arrives. that's okay, i'm just noting down that i'm still owed FIVE HOURS online! and yes, i'll continue to PROMISE that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 1994 steps today. don't worry, i'm pretty sure i'll make it past 2000 when i come back online tonight. :p even though PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 8pm. >< argh, whatever. anyways, i'm off to check my e-mail first and get my facebook fix. :P bbl by 3:30 @ the latest to post about my day!
cheers,
em. ^^
-unsurprisingly, PIG mum refused to lemme pop online this morning, when she went to work. so i just snored my head off with bear bear until tess arrived, five minutes early, this time (last week, she was ten minutes late).
-tess kindly gave me ten more mins, then dug me up, got me kitted, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. ever since i was ten years old, i've had a habit of gargling the water ten times in my mouth before rinsing. each year, i'd add one more gargle. lol, by the time i'm fifty (if i ever reach that age) it'll take me forever to brush my teeth! :p
-after brushing teeth, tess Forced me to walk to the loo for two tinkles, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, and Forced me to walk to the gobbling :p table with her. the awesome thing is that tess gently lets me hold onto her hand, but today, i had to squawk "tess, please slow down, i can't walk as fast as you!" >< :p
-awesome, thanks to dad who made ham and eggs for breakfast! :) tess made that into a sandwhich for me, cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-then i finished my letter to nana. :) tess gave ela a brief massage, say, around ten minutes.
-tess also made me one mug of warm milo, another cup i could hold 'incorrectly'. i think she said she put half a teaspoonful of sugar into the milo.
-when dad came home, tess passed me one more cup of water - the third i could hold 'incorrectly' and took me to the loo, where i did a stinky unspeakable.
-oh, i almost forgot! tess brought her laptop along and lemme play with it! i retaught myself how to play solitaire and spider solitaire, it's been years! i also wrote tess a message using microsoft word; hope she'll remember to read! oh yeah, gotta try add tess's daughter on facebook!
-when tessa left, vincent the bloody physio arrived. >< i asked him if we could please go walking around outside (the grass provides a softer landing when you fall) and he agreed! basically, my torture session with him today was walking around in the grass three times. i fell five to seven times, luckily, each was only a bum fall. :0
-after he buggered off, :p PIG mum fed me lunch. rice this arvo, with lotsa little tong vegetable, one chunk of broccoli and several small but surprisingly tasty chunks of beef. lunch was washed down with a bloody coloured :p mug of fruit and vegetable juice, the second half of which i got to hold 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum wandered away to do sth.
-PIG mum made me walk back online. zero thanks to her and/or dad who came over, gleefully forced me to get up and move several steps into a position they preferred before i could sit down and finally pop online.
-well, karen should arrive in about fifty minutes, i'm gonna go try for my naruto fix. i'll try my best to come back online tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of the day's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 1994 steps today. don't worry, i'm pretty sure i'll make it past 2000 when i come back online tonight. :p even though PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 8pm. >< argh, whatever. anyways, i'm off to check my e-mail first and get my facebook fix. :P bbl by 3:30 @ the latest to post about my day!
cheers,
em. ^^
-unsurprisingly, PIG mum refused to lemme pop online this morning, when she went to work. so i just snored my head off with bear bear until tess arrived, five minutes early, this time (last week, she was ten minutes late).
-tess kindly gave me ten more mins, then dug me up, got me kitted, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. ever since i was ten years old, i've had a habit of gargling the water ten times in my mouth before rinsing. each year, i'd add one more gargle. lol, by the time i'm fifty (if i ever reach that age) it'll take me forever to brush my teeth! :p
-after brushing teeth, tess Forced me to walk to the loo for two tinkles, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, and Forced me to walk to the gobbling :p table with her. the awesome thing is that tess gently lets me hold onto her hand, but today, i had to squawk "tess, please slow down, i can't walk as fast as you!" >< :p
-awesome, thanks to dad who made ham and eggs for breakfast! :) tess made that into a sandwhich for me, cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-then i finished my letter to nana. :) tess gave ela a brief massage, say, around ten minutes.
-tess also made me one mug of warm milo, another cup i could hold 'incorrectly'. i think she said she put half a teaspoonful of sugar into the milo.
-when dad came home, tess passed me one more cup of water - the third i could hold 'incorrectly' and took me to the loo, where i did a stinky unspeakable.
-oh, i almost forgot! tess brought her laptop along and lemme play with it! i retaught myself how to play solitaire and spider solitaire, it's been years! i also wrote tess a message using microsoft word; hope she'll remember to read! oh yeah, gotta try add tess's daughter on facebook!
-when tessa left, vincent the bloody physio arrived. >< i asked him if we could please go walking around outside (the grass provides a softer landing when you fall) and he agreed! basically, my torture session with him today was walking around in the grass three times. i fell five to seven times, luckily, each was only a bum fall. :0
-after he buggered off, :p PIG mum fed me lunch. rice this arvo, with lotsa little tong vegetable, one chunk of broccoli and several small but surprisingly tasty chunks of beef. lunch was washed down with a bloody coloured :p mug of fruit and vegetable juice, the second half of which i got to hold 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum wandered away to do sth.
-PIG mum made me walk back online. zero thanks to her and/or dad who came over, gleefully forced me to get up and move several steps into a position they preferred before i could sit down and finally pop online.
-well, karen should arrive in about fifty minutes, i'm gonna go try for my naruto fix. i'll try my best to come back online tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of the day's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 8b
good evening! well, PIG mum's forcing poor em off to bed @ 9:30pm tonight. i came back online @ 8:15, meaning i'll have been online for one hour and fifteen minutes when PIG mum comes and forces me off to bed. but sheesh, i said i was owed one hour and EIGHTEEN minutes when i posted this arvo! *incredibly grumpy that she won't even get her full PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum so much pleasure to restrict me to* >< but that means, toms i'm owed SEVEN HOURS and SEVEN MINUTES online! and yes, i'll keep PROMISING i'll try my very HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!!anyways, events after my last post?
-anyways, my final plodding total for friday now stands @ 5114. righteo, today's events?
-breakfast was three weetbix with almost one spoonful of honey.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to some christian disc mrs. dent had given us, performed by some ex-canterbury girl. she's not bad, really. wonder if she sings any secular stuff?
-your :P turn for physio. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on all sorts of exercises, like the theraputty. and i got around fifteen minutes on the motomed today. lol, i keep forgetting to check out their website, and my turn's also! :P i guess it's coz i never get enough time online. :(
-PIG mum tootled us home, unsurprisingly refusing to take me to naz's for a kebab. lol, it's been that long, the man prolly thinks we've moved away! :p
-lol, i've forgotten ... ><" lunch was perhaps a john west's tomato and onion tuna sandwhich, cut into two rectangles? think i drank a cold milo, too. well, either that or plain milk.
-after one loo trip (unsurprisingly, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything), uncle stephen lam came over. i admit, i was somewhat cranky - one physio session a day is already more than enough! ><
-so he basically had me weightshifting, then Forced me to plod a bit with him.
-i tootled online until trace came. lol, i've seen her surname on her timesheet, but i keep forgetting it! lol, that's prolly for the better - trace has threatened me that if i put her surname up on my blog, she'll sue me. >< o_O :p
-one nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before trace flipped the nice hot water off, dried and creamed myself while trace sat watching mefrom the stool. she got me rekitted, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table for arvo tea.
-two yummy pikelets with marg and maple syrup, cut into quarters, yum yum. :) i drank a mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' then just sat and started one sudoku while trace was figuring how much money she earns, or sth like that. actually, she wants to become a paramedic, but she's failed her practical exam twice.
-trace went and flipped on the television around 5:30, to watch ten's news. the most interesting surname i found was 'suleau', one of ten's reporter's last name.
-@ 5:40 i asked trace to please give ela a massage. she did, but i wonder, does trace only know the colour black? also, with the paintbrush, she refuses to spot me. hmm ... must ask PIG mum.
-after trace left, i watched seven's news then did a sudoku. PIG mum came downstairs and 'claimed' to plod her thirty minutes on the treadmill.
-after she'd finished, she was gonna force me to walk my thirty minutes, but i asked her for a mug of water instead, coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable. she passed me a mug, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', then she made me walk to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-i did a stinky unspeakable, PIG mum came back, gleefully forced me to yank my daks back up, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk to the treadmill, where she gleefully forced me to plod on that bloody thing for more than thirty minutes. ><
-so i skipped dinner (i haven't skipped one this month yet) and came back online.
-and i just spoke to dearest grandma. :) i pray very hard for her every night and everyday, you know. :)
-toms: well, fingers, toes and all other appendages are crossed, but hopes aren't very up, that PIG mum'll allow me online in the morning before she heads out to work! tess's coming @ 10am, and hopefully she won't force me to play scrabble with her, coz i really haveta finish this letter to nana! of course, i'll pray that vincent the physio can't make it to come torture me, but i know that won't happen, so *sigh* well, hopefully he'll lemme just plod out in the garden with him, around and around and around, if he must. see, the grass is soft; safer/gentler landing. :) but i can't remember who's coming toms ... karen? anyways, the spam count for this week's seventy-two, and i hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. eep, the poor broncos are losing! >< :(
-anyways, my final plodding total for friday now stands @ 5114. righteo, today's events?
-breakfast was three weetbix with almost one spoonful of honey.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to some christian disc mrs. dent had given us, performed by some ex-canterbury girl. she's not bad, really. wonder if she sings any secular stuff?
-your :P turn for physio. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on all sorts of exercises, like the theraputty. and i got around fifteen minutes on the motomed today. lol, i keep forgetting to check out their website, and my turn's also! :P i guess it's coz i never get enough time online. :(
-PIG mum tootled us home, unsurprisingly refusing to take me to naz's for a kebab. lol, it's been that long, the man prolly thinks we've moved away! :p
-lol, i've forgotten ... ><" lunch was perhaps a john west's tomato and onion tuna sandwhich, cut into two rectangles? think i drank a cold milo, too. well, either that or plain milk.
-after one loo trip (unsurprisingly, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything), uncle stephen lam came over. i admit, i was somewhat cranky - one physio session a day is already more than enough! ><
-so he basically had me weightshifting, then Forced me to plod a bit with him.
-i tootled online until trace came. lol, i've seen her surname on her timesheet, but i keep forgetting it! lol, that's prolly for the better - trace has threatened me that if i put her surname up on my blog, she'll sue me. >< o_O :p
-one nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before trace flipped the nice hot water off, dried and creamed myself while trace sat watching mefrom the stool. she got me rekitted, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table for arvo tea.
-two yummy pikelets with marg and maple syrup, cut into quarters, yum yum. :) i drank a mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' then just sat and started one sudoku while trace was figuring how much money she earns, or sth like that. actually, she wants to become a paramedic, but she's failed her practical exam twice.
-trace went and flipped on the television around 5:30, to watch ten's news. the most interesting surname i found was 'suleau', one of ten's reporter's last name.
-@ 5:40 i asked trace to please give ela a massage. she did, but i wonder, does trace only know the colour black? also, with the paintbrush, she refuses to spot me. hmm ... must ask PIG mum.
-after trace left, i watched seven's news then did a sudoku. PIG mum came downstairs and 'claimed' to plod her thirty minutes on the treadmill.
-after she'd finished, she was gonna force me to walk my thirty minutes, but i asked her for a mug of water instead, coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable. she passed me a mug, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', then she made me walk to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-i did a stinky unspeakable, PIG mum came back, gleefully forced me to yank my daks back up, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk to the treadmill, where she gleefully forced me to plod on that bloody thing for more than thirty minutes. ><
-so i skipped dinner (i haven't skipped one this month yet) and came back online.
-and i just spoke to dearest grandma. :) i pray very hard for her every night and everyday, you know. :)
-toms: well, fingers, toes and all other appendages are crossed, but hopes aren't very up, that PIG mum'll allow me online in the morning before she heads out to work! tess's coming @ 10am, and hopefully she won't force me to play scrabble with her, coz i really haveta finish this letter to nana! of course, i'll pray that vincent the physio can't make it to come torture me, but i know that won't happen, so *sigh* well, hopefully he'll lemme just plod out in the garden with him, around and around and around, if he must. see, the grass is soft; safer/gentler landing. :) but i can't remember who's coming toms ... karen? anyways, the spam count for this week's seventy-two, and i hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. eep, the poor broncos are losing! >< :(
friday post 8
whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SATURDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SATURDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
Thursday, June 17, 2010
friday post 5
good afternoon! well, i came online @ 3:18pm. that means, after trace leaves tonight, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHTEEN MINUTES online! adding that to all the time i'm already owed, that's SEVEN HOURS and FOUR MINUTES i'm owed online!! lol, i wonder if PIG mum deliberately doesn't gimme the full time she's allocated for me on the internet, just so i'll forget how much time i'm owed? nevermind, i'll just keep PROMISING that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!!
-anyways, i've been hard @ work today plodding 1195 steps today. and i wanna go check my e-mail now, so i'll try to come back tonight with my final plodding total, today's and last night's events and the spam count for the week, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, i've been hard @ work today plodding 1195 steps today. and i wanna go check my e-mail now, so i'll try to come back tonight with my final plodding total, today's and last night's events and the spam count for the week, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
thursday post
good afternoon! today, i've been hard @ work plodding 3201 steps. actually, i popped online @ 3:36pm, meaning i'll only have been online for twenty-four minutes when trace gets here. and, seeing the chances of me staying online till 5:36pm are nil, i'm noting down that i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SIX MINUTES left online! adding that to the time i'm already owed, that's FIVE HOURS and FORTY-SIX MINUTES i'm owed online! and yes, i'll keep PROMISING i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!! anyways, events for today?
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p once last night without falling to her death! o_O :P
-oh - i forgot to post about last night! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS! we've held dominance over those new south welshmen for HALF A DECADE! :P or was that four years? lol, i can't remember. :p but lemme go send an e-mail to mel and gloat. :p bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, trace just arrived, so very quickly:
-physio @ UQ this morning. my last session with nadia! i said bye to max too, laughed @ her coz she's a blues supporter (she says she may haveta switch sides :P)
-lunch @ fasta pasta with mrs. dent! yummy food and happy times~ of course, PIG mum majorly dissed me, but hey - i'm used to that!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into centro springwood where mrs. dent said she'd try to buy me a trench coat! i've always wanted one~
-actually, @ the shopping mall, i met some lady using a scooter; she had cerebral palsy. we had a yak for awhile.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for my last trip in the car where PIG mum was the driver.
-i tootled online. POO POO to MEAN PIG mum whose got me sitting on this bloody backrest-less and arm-rest less computer chair thing. i'll practise the exercise vincent the physio taught me yesterday.
-actually, PIG mum's just gone to see him now. trace's here with me now, just reading over my shoulder. :p HI TRACE!!! :D (hmph, she just told me to 'shut up'! >< *sulks* :P)
-anyways, should head for a shower now; trace and i are going to garbo tonight - awesome! actually, PIG mum's already written out a shopping list for us.
-toms: just physio @ your :p turn, i think. fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab one last time! that way, i can explain to him why we can't come buy kebabs anymore. :( actually, trace just said she's over toms, too. anyones, hope everyone has a great end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p once last night without falling to her death! o_O :P
-oh - i forgot to post about last night! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS! we've held dominance over those new south welshmen for HALF A DECADE! :P or was that four years? lol, i can't remember. :p but lemme go send an e-mail to mel and gloat. :p bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, trace just arrived, so very quickly:
-physio @ UQ this morning. my last session with nadia! i said bye to max too, laughed @ her coz she's a blues supporter (she says she may haveta switch sides :P)
-lunch @ fasta pasta with mrs. dent! yummy food and happy times~ of course, PIG mum majorly dissed me, but hey - i'm used to that!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into centro springwood where mrs. dent said she'd try to buy me a trench coat! i've always wanted one~
-actually, @ the shopping mall, i met some lady using a scooter; she had cerebral palsy. we had a yak for awhile.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for my last trip in the car where PIG mum was the driver.
-i tootled online. POO POO to MEAN PIG mum whose got me sitting on this bloody backrest-less and arm-rest less computer chair thing. i'll practise the exercise vincent the physio taught me yesterday.
-actually, PIG mum's just gone to see him now. trace's here with me now, just reading over my shoulder. :p HI TRACE!!! :D (hmph, she just told me to 'shut up'! >< *sulks* :P)
-anyways, should head for a shower now; trace and i are going to garbo tonight - awesome! actually, PIG mum's already written out a shopping list for us.
-toms: just physio @ your :p turn, i think. fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab one last time! that way, i can explain to him why we can't come buy kebabs anymore. :( actually, trace just said she's over toms, too. anyones, hope everyone has a great end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
wednesday post12b
-breakfast this morning was two or three weetbix (okay, so i forgot :P) (thanks, PIG mum, two) with one spoonful of honey.
-torture session @ vincent the physios. >< but hey, vincent the physio had read my status about being in back pain (coz i'm friends with kat jie jie) and taught me this exercise to deal with it. :)
-*sigh* PIG mum had said that she was taking me to maccas for breakfast; instead, she just drove us home. oh well. :(
-one loo trip when i got home (no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything) then i sat down, with the intention of reading my book club novel. nope, PIG mum gleefully forced me to complete one sudoku instead.
-then i watched nine's morning news hour until aunty wendy arrived. :)
-she took me to the loo once, then she fed me one banana.
-lunch was one big bowl of yummy wombok and six yummy fried dumplings. thanks to aunty wendy who poured me one tiny dippling plate of soya sauce and mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik, my first cup that i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before i settled down with my book club novel.
-aunty wendy kindly made my bed for me then came and gave ela a nice long massage.
-finally, she took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-i tootled online. not sure which carer's coming this arvo; i tried ringing them but think our phone was disconnected or sth ... dunno?
-but origin tonight!! :D i'm ready for our mighty maroons to win their FIFTH CONSECUTIVE SERIES!! janice said that worker's are heading over to watch the game together @ kwany's house; i'll try and see whether PIG mum'll lemme attend, too. :)
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. FINALLY, do you think PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab?! actually ... i'd rather try for sth like fasta pasta, seeing as it's the last meal PIG mum's gonna lemme eat out for awhile. and finally, hope whichever carer comes toms can take me out to garbo for the night shopping!
cheers,
em. ^^
-torture session @ vincent the physios. >< but hey, vincent the physio had read my status about being in back pain (coz i'm friends with kat jie jie) and taught me this exercise to deal with it. :)
-*sigh* PIG mum had said that she was taking me to maccas for breakfast; instead, she just drove us home. oh well. :(
-one loo trip when i got home (no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything) then i sat down, with the intention of reading my book club novel. nope, PIG mum gleefully forced me to complete one sudoku instead.
-then i watched nine's morning news hour until aunty wendy arrived. :)
-she took me to the loo once, then she fed me one banana.
-lunch was one big bowl of yummy wombok and six yummy fried dumplings. thanks to aunty wendy who poured me one tiny dippling plate of soya sauce and mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik, my first cup that i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before i settled down with my book club novel.
-aunty wendy kindly made my bed for me then came and gave ela a nice long massage.
-finally, she took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-i tootled online. not sure which carer's coming this arvo; i tried ringing them but think our phone was disconnected or sth ... dunno?
-but origin tonight!! :D i'm ready for our mighty maroons to win their FIFTH CONSECUTIVE SERIES!! janice said that worker's are heading over to watch the game together @ kwany's house; i'll try and see whether PIG mum'll lemme attend, too. :)
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. FINALLY, do you think PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab?! actually ... i'd rather try for sth like fasta pasta, seeing as it's the last meal PIG mum's gonna lemme eat out for awhile. and finally, hope whichever carer comes toms can take me out to garbo for the night shopping!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post112
good afternoon! i came online @ 2:55pm, meaning i've still got FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES of my MOST PRECIOUS internet time left to me after my carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :p leaves @ 6pm. adding that to what i'm already owed, that's FIVE HOURS and TEN MINUTES that i'm still waiting for! nevermind, i know i won't spend much time on the net tonight coz origin two's on, but yes, i'll continue to SWEAR that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 2156 steps today. and i wanna check my e-mail now, so i'll bbl @ 3:45 by the latest to post about my day, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 2156 steps today. and i wanna check my e-mail now, so i'll bbl @ 3:45 by the latest to post about my day, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post10c
good evening! my final plodding total now stands @ 4456. now, horrible PIG mum's gleefully forcing me to bed @ 9pm, meaning that toms, i'm owed FOUR HOURS and FIFTEEN MINUTES online! and yes, i'll continue to PROMISE that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!! anyways, events after my last post?
-karen came and gave me one nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before she flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and creamed, had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was tying erf's shoelaces.
-karen Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was three yummy pikelets with marg and maple syrup. PIG mum had only ordered two pikelets, but when karen asked if she could munch one slice of toast, i said yes IF she'd feed me one more pikelet. :P
-we just yakked away. and guess what? karen broke her phone! :p see, i told you all her phones only had a three month life span. :P
-karen gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes. white with dark red spots today. and coz she had a big lunch today, she's prolly only gonna have greek yoghurt with fruit for tea tonight. and she told me that alice's on holidays and that i should ask for claire when i ring toms and ask if someone can take me to garbo on thursday.
-karen took me once more to the loo before she left, and i just sat reading my book club novel out aloud until PIG mum came down to gleefully force me to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill.
-dinner: rice tonight, but wow, no greens! lotsa carrot and potato, though. plus two chunks of beef and that again of chicken. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with onemug of blood-coloured fruit and vegie juice - oh, i held both that cup and the cup of water PIG mum forced me to drink both 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was elsewhere.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo after she 'claimed' to plod her thirty minutes on the treadmill, while i finished one sudoku. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything. then the walk back to the computer desk was a trial. not only did evil PIG mum refuse to walk with me, she somehow got pissed @ me and gleefully made me walk all the way to the wall before walking back to the computer! >< luckily, i know i'm strong enough to cop her abuse. :)
-toms: alas, dunno why PIG mum's cancelled my neuro feedback appointment. i was doing so well with it too! but nope, she'd much rather force me to endure a torture session with vincent the physio. >< but aunty wendy's coming afterwards. :) then tonight, history will be made as the mighty maroons win their FIFTH consecutive origin series!!! :P anyways, hope everyone has an awesome day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-karen came and gave me one nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before she flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and creamed, had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was tying erf's shoelaces.
-karen Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was three yummy pikelets with marg and maple syrup. PIG mum had only ordered two pikelets, but when karen asked if she could munch one slice of toast, i said yes IF she'd feed me one more pikelet. :P
-we just yakked away. and guess what? karen broke her phone! :p see, i told you all her phones only had a three month life span. :P
-karen gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes. white with dark red spots today. and coz she had a big lunch today, she's prolly only gonna have greek yoghurt with fruit for tea tonight. and she told me that alice's on holidays and that i should ask for claire when i ring toms and ask if someone can take me to garbo on thursday.
-karen took me once more to the loo before she left, and i just sat reading my book club novel out aloud until PIG mum came down to gleefully force me to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill.
-dinner: rice tonight, but wow, no greens! lotsa carrot and potato, though. plus two chunks of beef and that again of chicken. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with onemug of blood-coloured fruit and vegie juice - oh, i held both that cup and the cup of water PIG mum forced me to drink both 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was elsewhere.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo after she 'claimed' to plod her thirty minutes on the treadmill, while i finished one sudoku. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything. then the walk back to the computer desk was a trial. not only did evil PIG mum refuse to walk with me, she somehow got pissed @ me and gleefully made me walk all the way to the wall before walking back to the computer! >< luckily, i know i'm strong enough to cop her abuse. :)
-toms: alas, dunno why PIG mum's cancelled my neuro feedback appointment. i was doing so well with it too! but nope, she'd much rather force me to endure a torture session with vincent the physio. >< but aunty wendy's coming afterwards. :) then tonight, history will be made as the mighty maroons win their FIFTH consecutive origin series!!! :P anyways, hope everyone has an awesome day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, June 14, 2010
tuesday post10b
-breakfast this morning was three weetbix with one spoonful of honey.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and she tootled us off to your :P turn for physio listening to beyond.
-PIG mum made me walk inside, left to repark the car. i chatted with cara, who moved houses over the weekend! she can work to work now~
-linelle came, slightly off weather, poor woman.
-so i only had a short session today. me standing against a plinth, barefoot and weightshifting.
-we ended with a round of handball, then PIG mum tootled us home, again snapping a refusal to my polite requests for being allowed to eat out for lunch. i hope she remembers she PROMISED me that we could eat out for lunch once this week! unsurprisingly, for what must be like, the UMPTEENTH MONTH IN A ROW, she's refusing to take me out to lunch until thursday or friday. >< oh, and PIG mum changed discs to jacky cheung.
-back home, thanks to PIG mum for two mugs of water - both of which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', duh - and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-then i read my book club novel until 11;30, when i watched seven's morning news, read out by ann sanders.
-lunch was yummy chicken and corn chunky soup with two slices of bread. well, one was crust.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo after lunch. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to do everything, then for some reason lost her temper when she was making me walk back to the computer table, coz she gleefully made me walk back to touch the side wall before making me walk back to the computer table! and she refused to stand behind me, too! luckily, i didn't fall. :0
-when mariana came, PIG mum made me walk over to the table and sit down with her. finally, thankfully, a blessed backrest. :)
-so mariana had a yak with PIG mum and i, who tried turning on the tears in order to suck some sympathy from mariana.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the horrible computer chair that she's taken apart. >, BACKACHE!! ><
-but karen should arrive in twenty minutes or so. :)
-toms: sadly, no bell ringing coz PIG mum's decided that we need to cut back on things in order to save money and send back to hong kong to take care of dearest grandma. but if she was REALLY SINCERE about that, she would've also cancelled my torture session with vincent the physio! >< hoping i survive that, aunty wendy should be coming to look after me in the arvo. :) PIG mum had BETTER remember that she's to stay home and not eat out! oh yeah, must remember to ring alice from CODA too, to make sure that the carer and i can hit garbo on thursday.
-karen'll arrive in around fifteen minutes; i'm sure i'll have a great afternoon with her. :) will try to come back tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of the day's events.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the doorbell just rang - strange. i thought 'twas karen, but no-one's there ... o_O
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and she tootled us off to your :P turn for physio listening to beyond.
-PIG mum made me walk inside, left to repark the car. i chatted with cara, who moved houses over the weekend! she can work to work now~
-linelle came, slightly off weather, poor woman.
-so i only had a short session today. me standing against a plinth, barefoot and weightshifting.
-we ended with a round of handball, then PIG mum tootled us home, again snapping a refusal to my polite requests for being allowed to eat out for lunch. i hope she remembers she PROMISED me that we could eat out for lunch once this week! unsurprisingly, for what must be like, the UMPTEENTH MONTH IN A ROW, she's refusing to take me out to lunch until thursday or friday. >< oh, and PIG mum changed discs to jacky cheung.
-back home, thanks to PIG mum for two mugs of water - both of which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', duh - and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-then i read my book club novel until 11;30, when i watched seven's morning news, read out by ann sanders.
-lunch was yummy chicken and corn chunky soup with two slices of bread. well, one was crust.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo after lunch. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to do everything, then for some reason lost her temper when she was making me walk back to the computer table, coz she gleefully made me walk back to touch the side wall before making me walk back to the computer table! and she refused to stand behind me, too! luckily, i didn't fall. :0
-when mariana came, PIG mum made me walk over to the table and sit down with her. finally, thankfully, a blessed backrest. :)
-so mariana had a yak with PIG mum and i, who tried turning on the tears in order to suck some sympathy from mariana.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the horrible computer chair that she's taken apart. >, BACKACHE!! ><
-but karen should arrive in twenty minutes or so. :)
-toms: sadly, no bell ringing coz PIG mum's decided that we need to cut back on things in order to save money and send back to hong kong to take care of dearest grandma. but if she was REALLY SINCERE about that, she would've also cancelled my torture session with vincent the physio! >< hoping i survive that, aunty wendy should be coming to look after me in the arvo. :) PIG mum had BETTER remember that she's to stay home and not eat out! oh yeah, must remember to ring alice from CODA too, to make sure that the carer and i can hit garbo on thursday.
-karen'll arrive in around fifteen minutes; i'm sure i'll have a great afternoon with her. :) will try to come back tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of the day's events.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the doorbell just rang - strange. i thought 'twas karen, but no-one's there ... o_O
tuesday post10
good afternoon! i came online @ 12:35pm and marians's coming @ 1:30pm, meaning i'll've been online for fifty-five minutes when she gets here. that'll still leave ONE HOUR and FIVE MINUTES internet time i've still got, and adding to that the time i'm already owed, that's THREE HOURS and FIFTEEN MINUTES i'm still waiting for. and yes, i'll continue to try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I PROMISE!!
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 2108 steps so far. and i wanna check my e-mail and get my facebook fix first, so bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 2108 steps so far. and i wanna check my e-mail and get my facebook fix first, so bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 11b
good evening! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @3208. anyways, PIG mum determined to treat me like some three year old and force me off to bed @ 8:30pm again! >< that means, however, i'm still owed TWO HOURS and TEN MINUTES online! and yes, i'll continue to keep PROMISING i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!!
-anyways, i tootled online for my usual two hours. then, dad took me to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to him who passed me one mug of water - not caring that i held the mug 'incorrectly' - and i did a stinky unspeakable. dad came back for me, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands then made me walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-dinner was rice, lotsa wombok, some beef, and two very thin but yummy slices of fish cake (that's what aunty a calls them, anyway, i think).
-dinner was washed down with a blood coloured :P mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i did some marketing research (ie. i browsed woolies and aldi's catalogues :P) and waited for PIG mum to finish that drink that aunty a gave her. it contains nuts, though, so i backed off from the drink after PIG mum lemme try half a teaspoon.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer table. but ARGH - does that horrible woman lack any mercy completely?! i used to sit in an armchair, then just a plastic chair, but now, she's placed me in some old computer chair without armrests or a backrest! >< meaning i'm completely leaning forward right now, resting my tummy against the computer table.
-toms: your :P turn for physio @ 9am. that should end early ... i wonder what my chances are of PIG mum taking me to see naz for a kebab? like, i know she said we weren't to go out for lunch anymore, in order to save our money and send that back to hong kong to pay for grandma's medical bills, but she PROMISED me this week that she'd take me out for lunch thius week! i hope she remembers that promise! and i think it's karen coming in the arvo. :) anyways, hope everyone enjoyed their queen's bday holiday today, and also hope that everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, i tootled online for my usual two hours. then, dad took me to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to him who passed me one mug of water - not caring that i held the mug 'incorrectly' - and i did a stinky unspeakable. dad came back for me, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands then made me walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-dinner was rice, lotsa wombok, some beef, and two very thin but yummy slices of fish cake (that's what aunty a calls them, anyway, i think).
-dinner was washed down with a blood coloured :P mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i did some marketing research (ie. i browsed woolies and aldi's catalogues :P) and waited for PIG mum to finish that drink that aunty a gave her. it contains nuts, though, so i backed off from the drink after PIG mum lemme try half a teaspoon.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer table. but ARGH - does that horrible woman lack any mercy completely?! i used to sit in an armchair, then just a plastic chair, but now, she's placed me in some old computer chair without armrests or a backrest! >< meaning i'm completely leaning forward right now, resting my tummy against the computer table.
-toms: your :P turn for physio @ 9am. that should end early ... i wonder what my chances are of PIG mum taking me to see naz for a kebab? like, i know she said we weren't to go out for lunch anymore, in order to save our money and send that back to hong kong to pay for grandma's medical bills, but she PROMISED me this week that she'd take me out for lunch thius week! i hope she remembers that promise! and i think it's karen coming in the arvo. :) anyways, hope everyone enjoyed their queen's bday holiday today, and also hope that everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 11
good afternoon! and happy queen's birthday public holiday, everyone! anyways, i came online @ 4:45pm; dunno how long i can stay online before i get kicked off for a shower, or dinner, or sth else, but i remember that i'm owed THREE HOURS and TEN MINUTES online, so yes, i'll continue to PROMISE that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!
-anyways, today thus far, i've been hard @ work plodding 2963 steps. hopefully, if i can come back online after dinner, i'll have passed three grand!
and boo hoo about last night. >< dad promised me he'd wake me up to watch the game; i ended up waking about ten minutes into the game when nature called. >< even worse, we got THRASHED: 4-0! >< we need to play much better against ghana on sunday!
-but i slept until very late morning (say, around 11am. :P) PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk to the kitchen benchtop and drink one mug of water and wash my hands.
-then PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and dad tootled us off to ian dipple lagoon, listening to michael leung's first disc. and erf was one happy foot who got to sit sideways all day. :)
-the parents gleefully MADE (4th time) me walk into ian dipple lagoon. PIG mum took me to the loo once, then dad rocked off to buy us some yummy fish and chips.
-i got: exactly ten chippees (i counted), 1.5 scallops, one or two calamari rings, and one or two small chunks of yummy battered fish with a tiny sprinkle of salt. i wonder why, when dad adds some salt onto my food, he hold the salt packet basically vertically (meaning barely any salt makes it out onto the food), but when he's salting his own food, he tips the salt packet horizontally (meaning lotsa salt gets over his food)? well, i'll ask PIG mum to please reply me this, seeing as she claims to be the ONLY person to read my oh-so-boring blog (and yes, i'm well aware that it's boring; after all, it's only a notation of the things i do each day. for a record of events, please see my MSN Space).
-after brunch, i asked mother please to help me turn around and sit down, so that my back could rest against the table; dunno why dad ordered i wait ten minutes first, but oh well. i counted the time down and tried asking again, and thankfully, this time, i could rest my back. :
-)then we watched the pelican feeding @ 1:30!
-after a long walk back to the car, dad tootled us off to some ... southport jetty, i think 'twas.
-parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk all the way inside. lol, dad saw some guys fishing. he said, "hey emily, if one of those guys catches a fish, i promise i'll buy you an ice-cream. and what good timing! just as i reached the end, this korean guy hauled in a fish! i gave him my best 'garmsameda', of course, then explained to him why i was thanking him.
-parents started making me walk the long way back to the car. i paused @ some stool to rest, then saw you could lie down and asked PIG mum to please help me lie down. dad wandered over, laughed, "you look like a homeless bum!" :P and took a video of me with his mobile. i'll put it up on facebook if i get the chance. :p
-dad tootled us home. PIG mum decided to change the disc to beyond after dad gave her permission to change discs. huh, how come he never allows me to do that?! >, actually, he even grumbled when i flipped over to 4KQ @ 4pm to listen to the news! ah well, whatever.
-back home, i tootled online. much thanks to PIG mum who passed me one mug of water - which i got to hold 'incorrectly' after she headed upstairs to hit pigland. :P
-well, i've almost been online for one hour, now. dad's in the laundry, giving himself a haircut. he usually does a pretty good job. :)
-toms: dunno, really, but i bet PIG mum's booked me in for a physio session @ your :P turn. argh, my LIFE is physio, sometimes. >, anyways, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, today thus far, i've been hard @ work plodding 2963 steps. hopefully, if i can come back online after dinner, i'll have passed three grand!
and boo hoo about last night. >< dad promised me he'd wake me up to watch the game; i ended up waking about ten minutes into the game when nature called. >< even worse, we got THRASHED: 4-0! >< we need to play much better against ghana on sunday!
-but i slept until very late morning (say, around 11am. :P) PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk to the kitchen benchtop and drink one mug of water and wash my hands.
-then PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and dad tootled us off to ian dipple lagoon, listening to michael leung's first disc. and erf was one happy foot who got to sit sideways all day. :)
-the parents gleefully MADE (4th time) me walk into ian dipple lagoon. PIG mum took me to the loo once, then dad rocked off to buy us some yummy fish and chips.
-i got: exactly ten chippees (i counted), 1.5 scallops, one or two calamari rings, and one or two small chunks of yummy battered fish with a tiny sprinkle of salt. i wonder why, when dad adds some salt onto my food, he hold the salt packet basically vertically (meaning barely any salt makes it out onto the food), but when he's salting his own food, he tips the salt packet horizontally (meaning lotsa salt gets over his food)? well, i'll ask PIG mum to please reply me this, seeing as she claims to be the ONLY person to read my oh-so-boring blog (and yes, i'm well aware that it's boring; after all, it's only a notation of the things i do each day. for a record of events, please see my MSN Space).
-after brunch, i asked mother please to help me turn around and sit down, so that my back could rest against the table; dunno why dad ordered i wait ten minutes first, but oh well. i counted the time down and tried asking again, and thankfully, this time, i could rest my back. :
-)then we watched the pelican feeding @ 1:30!
-after a long walk back to the car, dad tootled us off to some ... southport jetty, i think 'twas.
-parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk all the way inside. lol, dad saw some guys fishing. he said, "hey emily, if one of those guys catches a fish, i promise i'll buy you an ice-cream. and what good timing! just as i reached the end, this korean guy hauled in a fish! i gave him my best 'garmsameda', of course, then explained to him why i was thanking him.
-parents started making me walk the long way back to the car. i paused @ some stool to rest, then saw you could lie down and asked PIG mum to please help me lie down. dad wandered over, laughed, "you look like a homeless bum!" :P and took a video of me with his mobile. i'll put it up on facebook if i get the chance. :p
-dad tootled us home. PIG mum decided to change the disc to beyond after dad gave her permission to change discs. huh, how come he never allows me to do that?! >, actually, he even grumbled when i flipped over to 4KQ @ 4pm to listen to the news! ah well, whatever.
-back home, i tootled online. much thanks to PIG mum who passed me one mug of water - which i got to hold 'incorrectly' after she headed upstairs to hit pigland. :P
-well, i've almost been online for one hour, now. dad's in the laundry, giving himself a haircut. he usually does a pretty good job. :)
-toms: dunno, really, but i bet PIG mum's booked me in for a physio session @ your :P turn. argh, my LIFE is physio, sometimes. >, anyways, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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