tuesday post42b

good afternoon! (it's 5:59pm, one minute til evening :P) em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1602. righteo, events after my first post?
-hina came four minutes late today. she led me to the bathroom for my shower. whoops, PIG mum was still hanging around - and you know how much she hates letting me walk holding onto anyone's hands. needing to reassert her power over me, she immediately and gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-just a nice wet, warm shower today - sheesh, it's autumn, the weather should start getting cooler! why is it so stinking hot?! ><
-i washed my hair today. thanks to hina who rinsed my hair for me, freeing era to hold my right eyelid shut.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the water off, she dried me and i got creamed, before getting rekitted. just the one tinkle today, when hina was doing elf's AFO straps, but of course i still remembered to ask hina to please rinse the floor for me before i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table.
-but stupid elf slipped outta the AFO when i was walking back to the gobbling :P table! >< i sat down, took off elf's shoe and AFO and moved elf's ankle around and around before asking hina to please put my AFO and shoe back on. hey, vincent the physio taught me to turn my foot around and around in circles to loosen the ankle; i've just found out that elf turns in anti-clockwise circles! :P
-awesome! today's only the 1st of march, and hina's already fed me the perfect arvo tea! :D that means march's all satisfied! :Da toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwich, cut into four triangles (after i told hina to please stop cutting four squares. :P)
-i also stood up twice against the gobbling :P and scratched my itchy bum. :P
-i asked hina to please give ela a massage once i finished my arvo tea; she started just after 5:35pm. but she lemme chose the colours today! i chose dark blue with orange spots. hina told me that she's got one more job tonight @ tarragindi (that place near UQ) and she finishes @ 8pm. for dinner tonight, she's just gonna boil two eggs, and taught me that eggs need to be boiled for seven minutes before they're cooked.
-just before 6pm, i held hina's hand and walked to the toilet for one tinkle. she asked me to dak myself, but kindly helped me with the left half.
-after one tinkle, hina led me over to wash and dry era (i fed hungry once while hina was washing her own hands :P), then i held her hand and walked back to the computer.
-hina ran away three minutes early today, coz she didn't bring her sheet for me to sign her off. *sigh*
-just listening to nine's news simulcast on 94.9FM right now. dad came back briefly just when hina left, but he's gone to uncle sam's to do sth. and PIG mum's finally woken from pigland and come downstairs; i've popped ela's thumb back out.
-dinner should be called soon; hopefully i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1434 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'building men and women of god'. righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, ising it once more when dearest dad left for work. he left @ 8:05am; i spent the ten minutes til 8:15am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happinessand all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled everyone and we all happily snored away until PIG mum prodded me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back into my room, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for two tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get weetbix, pour milk and pour water.
-after munching breakfast and taking my drugs :p i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to jacky cheung's 'black' album all day. i think the song where he sings really, really low's song number eight.
-PIG mum tootled us off to lunch with aunty denise and aunty katherine!
-scary thing, though: PIG mum parked, and we were just about to exit the car when suddenly there was a HUGE COMMOTION! PIG mum immeadiately slammed our car doors locked, as she looked frantically around the place.
-when all had quietened down, PIG mum started gleefully FORCING :( me to walk into oishii sushi. being nosy, she asked some random man what all the noise before was about; he told her that someone had just broken into the petrol station, eep! ><
-aunty denise and aunty katherine soon joined us. :) we looked @ the menu, and ordered to share today! i didn't eat any sushi, but had small amounts of yummy chicken katsudon, fried rice wrapped in omelette, and eel rice in egg sauce, yummy. :)
-we yakked away - i'm so proud of PIG mum, she managed to restrain herself and not diss anyone! :D aunty katherine told me that soccer dan's doing some sports management/business double degree course. think it's four years long.
-sadly, she was a party pooper who wouldn't lemme get any dessert. :(
-and thanks to aunty katherine who shouted us! :D
-we all walked out together. i said my byes and thanks, then PIG mum tootled us home.
-BAHAHA!!! :D :P 'bunana' PIG mum forgot to turn off the alarm! dunno why she spitefully blamed me for her own memory loss, but hey - i'm still laughing. :P
-i went to the loo once more for two tinkles, before i returned online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-awesome, i've got almost one full hour left of net time for myself! :)
-think hina's coming @ 4pm today to shower me.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2190. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-carol arrived maybe two minutes early, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my shower - i washed my hair today. @ least she rinsed it out for me, leaving era free to hold my right eyelid closed.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, having one tinkle when i was drying myself, one more when carol was doing elf's AFO straps, and one last one when she was hunting for pedro. then she rinsed the floor for me, before i held her hand and walked to the freezer and fridge for my arvo tea ingredients, the bench to put them down, then back to the gobbling :P table to sit down.
-too bad, carol only allowed one slice of cheese for my toastie, meaning 'twas ENTIRELY too thin, but i got mayo, meaning this week's all satisfied! :)
-carol also made me one cup of tea, white sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i asked carol to please start giving ela a massage, but she refused until after i'd finished munching my toastie. meaning she started around 5:35.
-ela got painted orange with grey spots today. carol also told me that she's been offered a full-time job with the bus service, and that her family's having shepherds pie with pumpkin and other vegies for dinner for dinner.
-just before she left, carol took me once more to the loo. she's back on wednesday. and, did you know, she's born in 1953, making her several years older than the parents.
-PIG mum came downstairs and immediately FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully poor ela on like one hour's worth of different exercises.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa vegies (meaning i've forgotten which, sorry! ><" and about three small chunks of chicken. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY hung onto my yummy mug of cranberry juice 'incorrectly'.
-i wanted to use the loo once more after dinner, but PIG mum wouldn't lemme. >< *sigh* never mind(i've just learnt that it's two separate words, not one conjoined one :P, it's only just under thirty minutes til i watch house, i'll go then.
-toms: awesome, i think PIG mum's taking me to warrigal square and having japanese lunch with aunty denise and aunty katherine! fingers crossed for some yummy chicken katsudon! dunno what's happening afterwards, though. there's no toastmasters on toms night. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42b

good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 2072. nice, i just passed two grand. :) anyways, events since my last post?
-nope, sorry, PIG mum's about to gleefully force me on more exercises! >< *sigh* hopefully bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42

good afternoon! em's been hard @ work plodding 1733 steps today and TWFT topic's 'building men and women of god (1)'. righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work and eye-kissed me with oem and voem and bear bear before kissing me lots himself. :)
-dad left for work @ 8;10am, i spent the next ten mins till 8:20am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness, all the pleasure to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-then i cuddled everyone and tried to return to sleep ... only i'm not sure if i really did fall back asleep.
-so when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot again then counted that time down, before returning to my silent chat with percy.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself to use the pot :P once again, only i couldn't tinkle, coz suddenly i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable! meaning i just swung myself back into bed and waited for PIG mum's return.
-she came, got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get weetbix and pour milk. but era got one whole spoonful of honey for the three weetbix. :)
-i only took one gulp of water 'incorrectly' from the required mug of water afterwards. usually, if i wanna do a stinky unspeakable afterwards, i drink the whole mug, but coz i was going to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session, i didn't wanna need to go halfway suddenly.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car, then returned to the house to do sth. sitting there waiting for her, i finished my quiet chat to percy. but PIG mum was STILL inside - what was she doing there? so i went once more to the loo before we left.
-we listened to michael leung all day, and of course evil PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-lol, i brought my BYO gossip mag to read! and kat jie jie's awfully sweet - she went and bought a woman's day for me! so PIG mum read that~
-bloody wobble board for twenty-odd minutes today. >< must remember when i stand, i'm not allowed to even TOUCH the metal cart thing, let alone hold it! ><
-when we left, PIG mum drove me to get a yummy pork salad roll, but wouldn't buy me any chocolate milk coz she said i'd caused a fuss while @ vincent's. >< huh, whatever. but i still said my best 'garm er' to the lady manning the counter. ('garm er') is thanks in Vietnamese.)
-PIG mum tootled us home, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. i went to the loo once before settling down with my yummy pork salad roll for lunch. the lady told me that they use oil, butter and chicken liver to make the sauce, but how come both PIG mum and i can taste viinegar? lol, guess i'll try googling 'pork salad roll' when i get the time.
-after dad went back to work, PIG mum gleefully forced me to complete one sudoku before letting me online. but thanks to her who just passed me one mug of water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course.
-awesome, i've got just less than 1.5 hrs left for my own net time before carol comes! i don't like her, but hey, i'm sure we'll be civil. anyways, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post39b

good evening again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 3389. righteo, events after my last post?
-i went to the loo once - of course PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to do everything.
-the three of us just chatted away all afternoon, snacking on some jelly thing that letty had brought over.
-when PIG mum came downstairs from pigland :P, she immediately commandeered the convo and talked about herself for ages. lol, poor kwany almost fell asleep from sheer boredom and had to be fed one tablespoonful of nom jiom (sp?) to get him back up! :P
-i walked them out about 5:40, then went into the bathroom for another hot-cold-hot-cold shower - i washed my hair today. PIG mum refused to rinse my hair for me while era held my right eyelid closed, dunno why. guess she's spiteful like that. :(
-i dried and rekitted myself. i will admit to one tinkle, however, when PIG mum took my AFO outside for some padding. PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and shoes, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the computer table, where i rang leanne. :)
-after PIG mum booted me off the phone, i tootled online until dearest dad called dinner. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table.
-dinner: rice tonight, but no greens! :P just lotsa yummy sweet carrot, some fish, pork and chicken. sadly, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of cranberry juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum watched me walk once to the loo before i returned online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i'm back online now. :)
-toms: argh, save me, i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed for no falls!
-also fingers crossed that dad'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll back home for lunch.
-dunno who's coming to shower me toms arvo - hopefully not cathy/carol! other than that, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post39

good evening! firstly, i've been hard @ work plodding 3141 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'change how you think' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's thirteen. righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P three times last night. :P
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, and when PIG mum came back inside, swung myself over to use the pot :P for two tinkles.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything - open taps, close taps, get cereal and pour milk. but i sat down @ last with one tiny bowl of yummy frosties in the end. :)
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before dad tootled us off to church. of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way into the bible study classroom, and uncle chong took our class. lol, dr. lee and i wrote notes to each other. :P
-after bible study, PIG mum took me once to the loo, stuck stupid elf back into the AFO, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the main service hall.
-i sat @ the second back row, but then karson came and, holding ela, led me all the way to the fifth front row!
-some young girl called clara gave me today's lyrics in larger font. i think she's in teens/youth fellowship.
-poor em had to stand for three songs today. of course, i didn't sing anything out aloud, but i did clap along for two songs.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and there wasn't any communion afterwards.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once afterwards, then left me clinging to some pole while she went looking for dad. unable to find him, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back into the service hall to take a seat.
-when dad finally turned up, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD. dad gave me permission to listen to michael leung for the rest of the day.
-dad drove home, then hopped into the van, leaving PIG mum to drive me to foodcourt.
-dunno why she refused to check downstairs for me first. >< meaning of course, there weren't any available car parks upstairs, meaning she gleefully parked over @ the cinemas and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way into foodcourt.
-i got my drink of choice, one yummy chocolate with pearl, but couldn't choose lunch. :( again, PIG mum just got me a boring chicken wrap without chips from hungry jacks. don't worry, i'll get some on thursday if i go to garbo. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled me home.
-kwany and letty - my guests for today - were already waiting!
-dinnertime! bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post41d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 2007. sweet, i passed two grand! :) righteo, final events for tonight?
-'twas aunty a who watched me walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner. lol, i asked her, "umm ... if i fall, are you just gonna leap away and lemme crash to the floor?" her reply? "of course not, i'll just give you a huge shove from behind so you don't fall over." :P
-dinner: only a tiny little bit of rice tonight, with lotsa continental cucumber (the type you buy wrapped with glad wrap), some black fungi and some sn/lapper. amazing - PIG mum didn't gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i held my yummy mug of cranberry juice 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once after dinner. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i'm back online now, listening to aunty a and PIG mum yak away (presumably dad's gone to sleep on the sofa).
-toms: just church. there's bible study toms, so we'll get there by 9am. must remember to ask PIG mum to please hurry up and collect me after the service so i can go once to the loo; i don't wanna repeat needing to go with aunty a again during the service like last week! we'll most prolly hit foodcourt for lunch toms; i honestly don't have anything against eating @ cafe mi; other than the fact that dad always orders two meals for three ppl; i just prefer my own meal. :) fingers crossed for no subway and some chips from KFC! finally, also fingers crossed that i get some visitors from SHINE fellowship toms! coz i do so crave companionship. :) anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. thanks to dad for one slice of juicy seedless watermelon; i have happily munched it and now have watermelon juice all over my shirt. lol, i'm gonna get yelled @ by PIG mum. :P

saturday post41c

good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1885. anyways, events after my last post?
-cathy came around 4:30 and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off. cathy dried me and i had another tinkle when she went to get the cream. i got creamed, then cathy rekitted me; i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. cathy rinsed the floor once for me, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*faints* i've had the perfect arvo tea SEVENTEEN times this month! :D that was cut into four triangles; cathy also made me one cuppa, white and two, my official cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum woke up from pigland and we all had a chat. actually, PIG mum gave cathy a small bowlful of our soup, which i don't think cathy liked. :P
-thanks to PIG mum who turned the television on @ 6pm for seven's news, which was read out by sharyn ghidella tonight. pat welsh read out the sport, and the most interesting surname i found was 'hooping'.
-cathy took me once more to the loo once the sport report had finished. yummy, they're having honey chicken for dinner! and toms, they're all going to the art gallery @ southbank; josh does art for his senior years, see.
-i signed cathy off, said my thanks and byes. she's back next saturday.
-well, dinner should be called soon; i'll need the bathroom once more afterwards, then hopefully i can return online!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post41b

good afternoon! em's new plodding total for saturday's now 1549, and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHTEEN MINUTES online after the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P leaves!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner. i've forgotten what i ate :P, but coz PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of cranberry juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before dad tootled me off to church for SHINE fellowship!
-we didn't haveta sing any worship last night. michael leung jumped straight into our topic about successful people. after showing us some slideshow with famous people and having a discussion, thomas told us to get into a circle and we all shared about did we feel successful last year.
-michael ended with a prayer for us, then grace the physio helped me walk out to sit @ the usual morning tea area. she says she's still working @ the P.A, in the orthopaedic ward, teaching ppl with crutches that they're not supposed to be used as weapons. :P ela demonstrated to her the whole minion saga thing she went through. :P
-dad came, picked me up, drove me home. repeat the usual nightly routine. zzz.
-saturday: nasty, sneaky PIG mum! she left for work this morning without saying good-bye to me!
-and i've just remembered: i need to send an e-mail to monique. fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. stupid carer's already eight minutes late. >

saturday post41

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1348 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'god wants you to succeed' (2) and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-THREE MINUTES online after jack and aunty ming leaves! actually, they're about to arrive now, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 41b

good afternoon! (it's just past6pm, but the sky's so light, it can't possibly be evening yet! :P) em's new final plodding total for friday's now 2142. score, i passed two grand! :) anyways, events since my first post?
-when fifi arrived, i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. fifi kindly rinsed my hair for me after shampooing it so my right hand could hold my stupid right eye closed.
-i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the nice hot water, fifi dried me and i had one tinkle when she fetched the cream (she's one of the few carers that actually remembers the cream! :P), then i got creamed and rekitted, having one more tinkle when fifi was doing erf's laces.
-fifi rinsed the floor for me, then led me out to the dining room for arvo tea.
-OMG! i've had the perfect arvo tea SIXTEEN times this month!!! :D yup, fifi remembered - two slices of cheese, ham and mayo cut into four triangles. i also drank one mug of tetley's tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. i also sucked the teabag once. :p
-once i'd finished eating, i asked fifi to give ela a massage. she started just after 5:15pm.
-PIG mum awoke from pigland and came downstairs and we all had a yak. turns out fifi actually lived in a refugee camp in tanzania for several years after she fled burundi! she stayed there from when she was eight til she was twenty-three! but she's reunited with her family now. :) and did you know - mr. alex comes from a HUGE family - THIRTEEN siblings! fifi herself has seven siblings - hey, that's still impressive! wow,
-and i talked to mr. alex on her mobile! we exchanged greetings, then i asked him if he'd received my hand-drawn note i'd drew him after that fiasco after fifi and i got lost after leaving toastmasters the meeting before last! he just laughed, and said, "no worries, it's all good." and after fifi hung up, she told me that mr. alex keeps my note up in some glass cabinet in their room where he keeps all his cards, and won't let fifi touch/move it!
-@ 5:55, fifi took me once more to the loo for two tinkles, before she led me over to wash and dry era. then i held her hand and walked back to the computer desk, where i signed fifi off, said my thanks and byes. the lucky things - they're going to grand plaza for dinner tonight! the kids are getting kid's club meals from hungry jacks, she'll get a whopper, and mr. alex'll get some KFC. lol, i wonder what's with all the guys liking KFC so much? :P
-well, i just finished listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM. PIG mum's cooking sth, i can hear her banging away. hopefully i can stay online til 7pm, that's when my PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum so much pleasure to restrict me to expires.
-i'm attending SHINE fellowship tonight! i can't remember the topic ... sth like ministry in the workplace?
-anyways, tess comes @ 10am in the morning. fingers crossed we can FINALLY hit the coffee club together! then jack's coming in the arvo for tutoring. hopefully, nobuko will come shower me toms arvo, else poor buta-chan's gonna sulk like mad and get me to e-mail nobuko! :P righteo, the final spam count for the week's fifty-three; hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 41

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1879 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'god wants you to succeed (1)', thirdly, em's still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after fifi leaves tonight, and lastly, the spam count for the week's fifty-two. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P thrice last night and this morning, using it once more when dearest dad used oem to eye-kiss me good-bye this morning, before kissing me himself lots. :)
-dad left for work @ 8:05am, i spent the ten minutes til 8:15am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness, all the pleasure to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snored until the phone rang.
-PIG mum came downstairs shortly and told me "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then swung myself over to the pot :P for one tinkle before feeling like doing a stinky unspeakable and just swinging myself back into bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps and get weetbix. but era got to get honey and poy milk (coz the carton was too full for ela to handle).
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-hey, funny! PIG mum forgot to gleefully force poor ela to pour me one mug of water! :P but i did a stinky unspeakable anyway.
-PIG mum came, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over, wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's second album all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the good health medical centre for pincushion practice. o_O :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. thanks to her who handed me a new weekly mag, which i browsed. kylie the mormon nurse also came over for a chat! she says she's a big fan of sushi.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before dr. lin turned me into a pincushion. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to dak herself. afterwards, i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela (the hand dryer was on the left-hand side, this time) while PIG mum went herself.
-dr. lin turned me into a pincushion! o_O :P but i get a break from that for two months; i asked dr. lin was it coz she needed time to re-sharpen her needles before she stabbed them into me, she laughed and assured me that she uses disposable ones. :P
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before tootling us off for lunch with mrs. dent @ the underwood coffee club! i rang dearest dad first - he's @ some place starting with 'c'.
-awesome, PIG mum lemme order eggs Benedict with bacon! sadly, she wouldn't lemme order a chocolate thickshake - that's the FIRST TIME without. from past experiences, she lets me drink one once every three trips?
-we yakked away happily. of course, sadly, PIG mum couldn't curb herself and hold her tongue in, so poor donna baker and i copped some choice insults from her. :(
-thanks to mrs. dent who shouted us! PIG mum had some thai platter which she claimed was both too oily and un=fresh. mrs. dent had some vegetarian thing.
-mrs. dent she's going somewhere (hervery bay, i think 'twas) with mr. dent soon, and won't be back til march - but she promises to find me for lunch/dinner for my birthday! :D
-time for home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us home.
-i went to the loo. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. she also gleefully forced poor elf on two rounds of ankle exercises coz her stupid ankle was hurting.
-after two tinkles, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer.
-well, fifi should arrive in about fifteen minutes time! must remember to return to her her drink bottle.
-fingers crossed i can return back online tonight, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 42c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1497. sorry if i can't be bothered to get up and plod three more steps to make that an even 1500 steps. :P righteo, final events for today?
-@6:45, PIG mum gleefully booted me offline and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced poor ela on 45+ mins of exercises: writing out the alphabet, folding the day's washing and more random exercises after that.
-dearest dad came home. :) dinner was called shortly afterwards.
-lol, no greens AGAIN! :P penne pasta again, lotsa corn, several small chunks of beef and chicken. sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of apple, lemon, lime and orange juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum watched me walk to the loo for one tinkle after dinner. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i'm back online now, hopefully til 9:30 (well, i'd rather 10pm, but while i've learnt that it doesn't hurt to dream, it is stupid to dream TOO fancifully. :( but hey ...)
-toms: pincushion practice @ 10:10am! o_O :P even better, we're having lunch with mrs. dent @ the coffee club afterwards - finally! fingers crossed for an eggs benedict with bacon and a chocolate thickshake! hina's only coming for one hour toms, then @ night i'm attending SHINE fellowship! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 42b

good afternoon! (it's 5:59, still one more minute til evening :P) em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1397. righteo, continuing events?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into aunty anna's house. she was busy doing someone else's hair, so i flopped onto her comfy sofa and read a mid-2008 new idea/women's weekly.
-our turn, much thanks to aunty anna who let era hold gently hold onto her arm as PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cutting room.
-i went first, and cool, aunty anna remembers! 'one high-class mushroom haircut for you!" she laughs. PIG mum just got a high-class 'shh-muck' :P cut, while i browsed a famous mag, also from 2008.
-all finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD and tootled us home, unsurprisingly refusing to buy me some lunch.
-back home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the house. think i went once to the loo first before plopping online.
-hina arrived promptly @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i asked hina to please rinse my hair for me while era held my right eyelid closed.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off. hina dried me, then i had one tinkle when she got the cream. after getting creamed, hina rekitted me. i had one more tinkle when she was putting on elf's sock, and one last one when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-hina remembered to rinse the floor once more for me before she led me out to the gobbling :P table.
-awesome! i've had the perfect arvo tea FIFTEEN times now! :D that's half this month! hina cut the toastie into five weird shapes, like, three rectangles and two squares, after i told her she didn't always haveta cut my toastie into four squares. :P i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, i asked hina please to give ela a massage. that was just after 5:15pm. hina massaged ela for around forty minutes, before taking me to the toilet one more time.
-she left five minutes early today. actually, she says she'll come for only one hour toms, @ 5pm, coz she's got some job meeting afterwards. hope CODA remembers to ring PIG mum and tell her toms!
-well, dearest dad just rang and said he'd arrive home late tonight. i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on 94.9FM right now. anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1195 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'why we need each other' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after hina leaves tonight!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-house wasn't on last night?! >< instead, PIG mum lemme watch one episode from disc three of season ... five? my two favourite quotes: someone:" her pulse's only ten!" house:" so's her IQ." :p AND MY OTHER FAVOURITE: HOUSE, TO PATIENT:"I NEED TO SLAP YOU. FOR DIAGNOSTIC REASONS." sorry, shrieking! anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work and eye-kissed me with oem and voem before doing that himself. :) dad left @ 8:05am; i spent the next ten minutes till 8:15 having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness, all the pleasure to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snorned - all the way til 11:45am! :D
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps and pour water. actually, she said i'd woken up too late for breakfast - i'd have brunch instead. lol, i know it's really coz she likes restricting me to only eat a lil food, but hey, no biggie. as long as she's happy and/or satisfied, i'll live.
-so one yummy tuna in tomato and onion sandwich cut into two rectangles was my brunch, plus one mug of yummy cold milo.
-i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable afterwards. then, i thought i could go wait in the 4WD until 'twas time to go to aunty anna's for our haircuts, but nope. PIG mum had more evil plans for me. ><
-she gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the dishes for today and yesterday, resulting in poor ela having to move that scrubber thing 300+ times!
-stupid elf slipped outta the AFO, meaning PIG mum got to stretch her out and gleefully force her on several minutes of ankle exercises. lol, i'm having some trouble understanding - whenever she gleefully forces poor elf to do ankle exercises, i'm the one who gets the exertion, not her! why then, does she sigh and moan and groan so? beats me.
-i went to the toilet once more before we went to see aunty anna. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-hey, hina's here now! fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post46c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2355. righteo, final events for today?
-dad arrived home. :) dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-wow! not only did i not eat rice, i didn't eat any greens, either! :D dinner tonight was penne pasta, pineapple chunks and some BBQ chicken! delicious~ sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of apple, lemon, lime and orange juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo afterwards. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i'm back online now, and waiting for house!
-dunno what's happening toms. i know PIG mum and i are going to aunty anna's for haircuts toms arvo, but if there's nothing happening toms morning, i'm perfectly content to sleep. :)
-almost forgot! turns out that carol knows tracey! and have i said before? carol lives in mansfield. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post46b

hello again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2115. yay, i passed two grand. :) righteo, events since my last post?
-carol came sixteen minutes late today! she said she was late coz of her previous job, being the carer on the school bus.
-i held her arm and walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. finally, i held carol's hand and walked back out to the fridge to get the stuff for arvo tea, before i could finally sit down.
-one toasted cheese - carol only allowed one slice, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - chicken slice and mayo sandwich. i squirted the mayo :0( to show her i wasn't happy with only one slice of cheese. :P
-carol turned the television on, watching ellen (channel nine) and refused to start massaging ela until i'd finished eating. oh, i drank one cup of tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of sugar, 'incorrectly'.
-we watched the first half of seven's news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, bwfore carol took me once to the loo. she's coming back on monday - i'm gonna pray that she wins a house so she can bugger off forever! :P
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo afterwards, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-dearest dad should be home soon. :) dinner, one more toilet trip, then i'll return online until it's time for ice-cream (however little) and house! i must remember not to piss PIG mum off again lest she call dad downstairs (i find it funny how, whenever she doesn't get her way, she always threatens to call dad downstairs coz he'll always side with her :P) and not lemme watch house again! ><"
hopefully cya again tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post46

good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1767 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'do you mind waiting?' and thirdly, em's still owed exactly ONE HOUR left online after the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P leaves! righteo, let's start with yesterday's events first!
-after carol arrived, i went for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. lol, for some reason, carol's been forgetting the cream, too! not just nobuko. :P
-carol got me rekitted, then i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yummy! i had the portion of my yummy lunch that PIG mum had acooped away into the takeaway container.
-carol gave ela a short massage while i munched away. \
-then we left for toastmasters! i knew how to get there, and gave carol directions. and i finally remember! it's 4th floor then 6th floor going up, but 3rd floor and 2nd floor coming down.
-carol took me once to the loo when we arrived.
-and i didn't get a chance to laugh @ viktor, coz the moment he sae me he said, "sorry about that e-mail."! :P
-chi chose me for table topics tonight! my question was "if you were making a riceball, what shape would it be and what would be the filling?" i chose dodecahedron coz that was the biggest 3D shape i could name :P and had chicken filling; i also told everyone else about my beef intake story. :P
-carol took me once more to the loo before we left. but what is it with none of my carers knowing how to get home?! we stopped @ a traffic light, i yelled for the attention of some police officer, who gave us directions back to the highway.
-after that little incident, i didn't trust carol's driving skills to find any KFC, so we just went back to the warrigal square maccas where i got some dinner. and yay, carol lemme get a chicken and bacon burger small meal, not just a boring chicken caesar wrap!
-back home, repeat the usual nightly routine, goodnite.
-wednesday: i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work. first, he awoke me with oem's eye-kisses, then he got voem to eye-kiss me, before finally kissing me lots himself. :) dad left for work @ 7:50, i spent the last ten mins till 8am 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness, all the pleasure to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snored until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when PIG mum came back, i swung over to use the pot :P for two tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to get me three weetbix for breakfast.
-i went once more to the toilet before PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-thankfully, no falls today. :) but that bloody man did make me just stand there for more than eight minutes! >< nowadays, i find standing the hardest. i'm best sitting and i can walk if required, but just standing there aimlessly's impossible. ><
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, and tootled us home, refusing to buy me anything for lunch coz i'd gotten teary with vincent. that's made me cranky; what's sinful about getting teary? tears are just the natural expressio of one's feelings. if i'm upset, sometimes i get teary.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back into the house, and i read my book club novel til aunty wendy arrived. she'd brought me two bottles of aloe vera from christine! :D we stuck them in the freezer.
-PIG mum decided i'd have campbell's chicken and noodle soup for lunch, and one pear.
-aunty wendy also made me one mug of nesquik, which i held 'incorrectly'. that was the second; the first was the cup of aloe vera.
-after lunch, aunty wendy took me once to the loo. i asked her please for a mug of water, the third i held 'incorrectly', and did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, aunty wendy gave ela a nice, long massage. turns out pakkun's quite a chewing menace!
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before i tootled online and she left.
-well, what's her name should arrive in about five minutes. i don't like her, but hey, i'm sure we'll be civil. fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post42

good afternoon! well, PIG mum has 'claimed' that i've already spent one hour online. fine. that means i've still owed FORTY MINUTES when i get back from toastmasters tonight!!! anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 3691 steps today. righteo, just quickly after my last post?
-PIG mum decided we'd go to suncrop for lunch.
-i ordered some pineapple and chicken fried rice, both PIG mum and aunty anne had noodles. aunty anne was a champ; she shouted both PIG mum and i slices of beef. :) i also drank this sugarcane water thing, hey, not bad.
-after lunch, i thought we could finally go home - i haven't been online for two hours yet! but nope, PIG mum decided to gleefully force me to watch some movie instead; she wouldn't even buy me any popcorn! >< so i refused to walk up two steps to the next row; i could see the movie great from where i was seated. besides, ela's thumb enjoyed some time gently tucked inside. :)
-dunno why uncle calvin recommended it, 'twas a crap movie!
-still, PIG mum waited til all the credits had finished rolling before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home.
-dearest dad was home! :D i gave him a big hug and kiss, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer chair.
-hina's taking me to toastmasters tonight! i'm gonna laugh @ viktor. :P and fingers crossed for a snackbox and a small gravy or a tropicana pack for dinner afterwards!
-toms: argh, someone save me, i've prolly got another torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< fingers crossed for no falls! then, aunty wendy'll come for three hours? wonder if she'll bring me any lunch?
-OMG, hina's here EARLY! well, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. lol, it's not hina ... dammit, it's carol. >< oh well ... i'll still try to have a great night. :)

tuesday post

hey, yesterday's last post was my 1400th post!
good morning! it's almost 9:30am; PIG mum's gone somewhere to have some sorta bone scan done. aunty anne's staying with me right now; i think she's doing her BSF homework. i've just finished writing my anthology piece for the writer's club, sadly, the net's not working so i can't enjoy my time surfing it. i've only been hard @ work plodding 611 steps so far. and if PIG mum doesn't get home by 10am (which i doubt she will), i'm gonna haveta ask aunty anne to please help me go to the loo once. lol, she's just ordered me to take a gulp from my hamtaro mug of water. i did, just 'incorrectly'. looks like PIG mum's still the only person who does the whole 'correct' and 'incorrect' thing, lol.
actually, i don't think i'll last til 10am, 9:45 i'll ask. that's just under ten minutes, i should be fine. anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad used oem to eye-kiss me goodbye, i used the pot :P once more. dad left for work @ 7:50am, i used the remaining ten minutes til 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness, all the pleasure to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-@8am, i realised i'd had enough sleep already (prolly coz PIG mum had gleefully forced me off to bed @ 98:30pm last night!)
-yup, aunty anne just took me once to the loo, meaning my plodding total for tuesday's now 735.
-i called PIG mum and told her i was ready to get up, she said i had to wait for her coz she was eating breakfast and wasn't ready to help me get up yet.
-so i had another chat to percy the angel/saint, before counting down another fifteen minutes, until PIG mum finally finished her breakfast.
-i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted (also forcing poor elf on like thirty seconds of ankle exercises) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling table, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps and get weetbix.
-but phew, saved by the bell! aunty anne arrived, and PIG mum lemme sit down before opening the door for her.
-breakfast was three weetbix with a lil honey. yay, we've finished the frozen jar of honey; we're back to normal runny honey again! :)
-i took one sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', and PIG mum took me once more to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything, before she rocked off somewhere to do her bone density scan.
-but she left me dad's netbook to play with! :D
-i've just finished my anthology piece for the next writer's group meeting. hmm ... i wonder why the net isn't working, how am i gonna send my piece to the mainframe if it's not working?! ><
-and mrs. dent just rang! must tell PIG mum to ring her back when she gets home; i think she wants to have lunch with us! hopefully not @ sunni cafe, though! :P i haven't had any eggs benedict from the coffee club @ all, this year!
-hallelujah! the net's working now! :D
-well, PIG mum's back now. :) but she's refusing to see mrs. dent for lunch! >< *sigh* whatever ... but i've just installed google chrome onto dad's netbook, i'm gonna install messenger now! anyways, fingers crossed that i can come back online this arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2652. righteo, final events for tonight?
-dinner time, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet. rice tonight, with lotsa bok choy, some beef, and one small slice of yummy chicken, which i of course saved for last. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of apple, lemon, lime and orange juice 'incorrectly'.
-after dinner, i went to the loo once more. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-back @ the computer, PIG mum wouldn't allow me online yet! nope, i had to spent about thirty minutes writing that anthology thing that the writer's group set for homework last week.
-but i'm finally back online now, with about forty minutes left for myself before PIG mum gleefully forces me off to bed.
-toms: PIG mum's got some bone density scan thing on? aunty anne's coming over to keep me company; i'll prolly just read my bookclub novel or do some more sudoku.
-afterwards, i think PIG mum said sth about taking me to see some movie that uncle calvin recommended? lastly, hina's coming @ night and taking me to toastmasters! i'm gonna have a good laugh @ viktor, confusing me with some chelsea ta chic. :P righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42b

good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2465. righteo, events since my last post?
-the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P came promptly @ 4pm, and was leading me to the bathroom for my shower, when PIG mum saw. whoops, PIG mum doesn't like seeing anyone lend me their hand in support when i walk. so she came, told carol to let go, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom.
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. i didn't tinkle @ all; i realised i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-i held carol's hand and walked back to the gobbling :P table.
-dang, she'd read my care plan. so she Forced me to walk to the fridge to get the ingredients for my arvo tea (and she only allowed one slice of cheese, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin; but she lemme squirt lotsa mayo over the sandwich. :) and chicken slice sandwich, cut into four triangles. i also drank a cuppa, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-carol gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes, painting her purple with yellow/orange spots today.
-thanks to PIG mum who poured me one mug of water, which i got to hold 'incorrectly', before carol Forced me to walk to the toilet, where i did my second stinky unspeakable for today. PIG mum shooed carol away so she could gleefully force poor ela to write out the alphabet, fold clothes and do more exercises.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i returned online.
-prolly having dinner soon. need the loo once more after that, then hope i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1870 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'think about what you think about (1)'. anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work and got oem and voem to gimme eye-kisses. :) and he said i could buy a pork salad roll for lunch! :D
-dad left for work @ 8:05am; i spent the ten minutes til 8:15 having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then oem, voem, bear bear and i all cuddled and snored our heads off together, until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i used the pot :P for one more tinkle when she came back inside, but then really felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much so that i walked straight to the bathroom after PIG mum got me kitted.
-i took the mug of water PIG mum handed me 'correctly', of course, but i slipped my pointer out and drank the mug 'incorrectly', before replacing my pointer and returning the mug to PIG mum 'correctly'.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to get me three weetbix for breakfast.
-but i thought it prudent to use the loo once more before we left for unique physiotherapy.
-i remembered to turn my head to the right before walking into unique physiotherapy.
-hey, PIG mum handed me the same gossip mag i'd been reading since december 2010!
-meaning i asked vincent was he EVER gonna stock up on some new english mags. :P
-lucky PIG mother; all she had to do was lie facedown on the plinth and let vincent knead her back! wish my sessions could be that easy ...
-actually, this session was relatively easy; no falls. :) just walking to the front door and back, some posture exercises and some for ela.
-when we left, PIG mum tootled us off to buy me a pork salad roll! even better, coz 'twas so stinking hot, she even lemme buy a 500mL chocolate milk!
-back home, i went to the loo once. of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dad came home for lunch; while i enjoyed my yummy pork salad roll, PIG mum and dearest dad somehow managed to find canto television on dad's netbook and attached that to our television!
-after dad went back to work, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to feed me a pear, then gleefully forced her to write out the alphabet.
-finally, PIG mum took me to the loo once before i popped online.
-well, i'm off to check my e-mail now. think cathy's coming this arvo. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post40c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4781. but it's not my final plodding total yet, coz i still need the loo once more and horrid PIG mum won't watch me walk to the loo til 8:30pm! >< *sigh* never mind,i'm cwerain i won't wet my pants. :) anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-this morning, when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes," i counted the time down then spent the last thirty-odd seconds til PIG mum returned having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P for two tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted (also gleefully forcing poor elf on thirty-odd seconds of ankle exercises) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get cereal and hold/pour milk.
-breakfast for me was several spoonfuls of my yummy sunday cereal. i took one small sip from the required mug of water afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and dad tootled us off to church. i remembered not to ask for permission to listen to anything; the parents prefer silence when going to church on sunday? fine with me; i just sing inside my head. :)
-*sigh* i still don't understand why dad can't just drop PIG mum and i off near the little house before going to park in front of the church building; if any cars were to arrive @ the same time, the most i'd block them would be for thirty seconds! but no, dad parks all the bloody way @ the entrance of the church building, meaning PIG mum gets to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to the small house, where i enter every bloody room onlt to get told my class's in some other room! ><
-but i finally find the right room in the end, and uncle chong leads our bible study - i'm pretty sure we did study twenty-one today.
-afterwards, i get an entire escort to the main building! there's janice, and wilfreddy, and lams, and boris, and bee!
-i take a seat just for the final part for wells's farewell ceremony. he speaks a lil; dr. lee translates for him. wells tells us to be nice to aunty karen, and not to mind him if he comes back from tanzania doing worship differently, like, jumping around. :P finally, reverend lam prays for him, and we disperse.
-i head downstairs, use the loo once, then take a seat in the morning tea area. PIG mum brings me a plastic mug of orange-coloured cordial and a cracker; dad brings me one more.
-story-telling time, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the little room where children's worship is held.
-i didn't sing anything out aloud for worship of course - partly coz i can barely read any canto! :P
-then i told my story. aunty peggy told me to ask questions when i'd finished, and the kids were very attentive - they answered all my questions correctly!
-craft time. aunty peggy led me over to the table; joseph (who told me that he's eight) kindly brought me over a chair.
-awesome - we made bunnies today! :D mine's still in the car somewhere, i think; must ask PIG mum to shom him to dad. he's just called 'bunny'. :) also thanks to aunty peggy who helped me make mine.
-lol, the girl who led worship also took the craft-making; i called her 'jie jie' like everyone else, then asked her how old she was - turns out she's YOUNGER than me! :P only by several months; i'm turning twenty-four in march, she's turning twenty-four in august. and she's currently studying her last year of psychology @ UQ.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before dad drove home and drove the van to plaza.
-argh, i get PISSED when there's a bloody disabled carpark AVAILABLE downstairs, and yet PIG mum simply REFUSES to even TRY park there coz, in her own words, "i'm a crap driver." well, duh, i'm aware of that, but would it really bloody KILL you just to TRY?! i mean, like how i try so bloody hard for my mother every single day ... sheesh. ><
-then, of course, there wasn't any disabled carpark available upstairs, either. >< i thought PIG mum would FINALLY try downstairs again, but nope, she just gleefully zoomed over to where the cinemas are, parked there and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt.
-unsurprisingly, PIG mum wouldn't get me any chips. i thought she'd @ least get me a chicken wrap, but *sigh* she just got me sushi. @ least she got me the drink i asked for - yummy lemon yoghurt with pearl. even better, i got fifteen chips from dad's hungry jacks meal! :D (that's rare, i usually only get in the single digits).
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled me home. i used the loo once (of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything) then i went and sat @ the gobbling :P table with my guests - michael and kathy!
-we didn't play/eat anything today, just sat and yakked away until they left @ 4:45.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the bathroom for another hot-cold, hot-cold shower - i washed my hair today. PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts fifty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself (PIG mum would rather DISEMBOWEL me than EVER help me with any of that, i know :P -
-actually, PIG mum's finally taking me to the loo - bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. righteo, em's final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4925. anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced me to start writing a reply to nana. i just apologised to nana for not being able to attend her grand daughter's wedding, then dinner was called.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cucumber, beef, fish, maybe some onion? and one little chunk of chicken, which i of course saved for last. sadly, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of apple, lemon, lime and orange juice 'incorrectly'. hey, it's not vegie juice - but i really like it! :)
-PIG mum refused to take me to the loo until 8:30; i think she was waiting to eat her own dinner. so i plopped back online til she took me.
-toms: argh, save me, i've got a torture session planned with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< hopefully, i won't fall. but also hopefully dad'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll back home for lunch. :) and i dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but hey. hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post40b

hello again! michael and kathy have just left, and i'm just about to get my naruto fix. but my new final plodding total for sunday's now 4521. hopefully cya tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 40

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4252 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'losers see failure; winners see beyond it!'; thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online and lastly, the spam count for the weekend's fourteen. righteo, michael and kathy have just arrived; fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post40c

a third good evening! em's new (and possibly final) plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1903. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-dinner was rice, lotsa cucumber and some beef. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-before dad took me to SHINE, PIG mum took me once to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-dad tootled me off to church for SHINE fellowship, already feeding me some rant about how i lacked motivation or sth.
-tonight, uncle yuk tai was sharing about how he'd done a mission trip to china in 2008!
-we only had to sing two songs tonight. i didn't sing - mostly coz i can't read enough canto to save my life! :P
-we also split into groups, discussed a passage from galatians (thanks to michael who got me an english bible) then ended with a prayer.
-dad picked me up and drove me home. repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz.
-sat: lol, PIG mum mustn't have wanted to face me asking her for permission to let tess and i go out to the coffee club - she flounced off to work without saying good-bye to me! :P
-tess arrived around five mins early, gave me ten more minutes, then dug me up.
-we held hands and walked to the bathroom. thanks to tess who squirted me out some toothpaste, then i brushed my teeth.
-tess led me to the loo. also thanks to her who passed me one mug of water, the first i could hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-tess led me over to wash and dry era, then we held hands and i walked to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to dad who fried some ham and eggs, and tess for some yummy seed bread! she also gave me one shotglass of her yummy avocado smoothie. and i drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i started playing with tessa's netbook, and she gave ela a massage.
-two ppl rang looking for dad this morning! one was aunty eva (wilfreddy's mum) and the other one was uncle elwin. i told them both to ring dad's mobile.
-around midday, tess made me one mug of milo, sweetened with some sugar/honey, another i held 'incorrectly'.
-before she left, tess took me to the loo once more, then i sat and kept reading my book club novel until PIG mum arrived home from work and i got about half a bowl of fried rice for lunch, along with some yummy fruit and vegie juice.
-then i went to type out james and the giant peach questions for jack, before spending about ten minutes online for myself.
-dad took me once more to the loo before jack came.
-same as usual: jack read out james and the giant peach to me, he answered the questions i'd written for him then we discussed his answers. finally, we just chatted. i remembered to slow down my english speech, lol, i sound retarded. :P
-i held aunty ming's hand and walked to the computer and popped online for a lil while before nobuko came.
-one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i let nabuko rinse my hair while era held my left eye closed.
-i had one tinkle before nabuko flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, then squawked "mata, mata, MATA wasuremashita!" when she forgot the cream AGAIN! :p then i got creamed, and had one tinkle when nabuko started to rekit me. one last tinkle happened when nobuko was doing elf's AFO straps. then she rinsed the floor once for me, before i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome! nabuko fed me the perfect arvo tea - that's FOURTEEN times this month! think i'm gonna faint. :P
-nabuko started giving ela a massage around 5:20, painting her light blue today.
-she's having potato salad for dinner tonight! her hubby cooked that for her. and she's finishing @ 8pm tonight; her last job's in cooparoo, to some old lady who's wheelchair bound. she goes there wed - sunday!
-nabuko took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes.
-i listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM as the slams and aunty a arrived for dinner.
-i went to the loo first; PIG mum stretched elf for me coz the stupid foot had slipped outta the splint.
-dinner: some tomato (raw), i passed my raw cucumber to PIG mum, lotsa cooked onion, some beef chunks and chicken slices with tomato sauce. i drank two wine goblets of yummy fruit and vegie juice and one of plain water.
-dad took me once more to the loo before i returned online.
-and PIG mum just took me once more, meaning my final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1987. hey, that's my birth year, cool. :P
-toms; just church. must remember dad won't allow me to listen to any music come sunday morning; i'll just sing in my head.
-after bible study, i'll head down for morning tea - coz i'm telling the story to the lil kiddies! hopefully whichever aunty's doing the craft makes sth cool. :)
-think we'll hit plaza for lunch. but gosh, i really hope i'll get some visitors toms! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post40b

hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday's now 1336. and nobuko's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. but i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online!!!

saturday post40

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1089 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'when the whistle blows' and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online tonight!!! but jack's almost coming for tutoring soon; i'll try my best to bbl with last night's and today's events, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 40c

one last thing! the final spam count for this week's actually twenty-five. cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 40b

good evening! em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3395and the spam count for the week's still twenty-three. righteo, where was i?
-PIG mum took me once to the loo (of course gleefully forcing poor em to dak herself) then i went out to wash both hands and dry era while PIG mum used the loo herself.
-dr. lin turned me into a pincushion! o_O :P PIG mum read me some rant while i was lying, singing inside my head.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me to buy a kebab from naz! sadly, there wasn't a carpark available upstairs, but luckily there was one upstairs.
-PIG mum actually took me once to the loo before i got my kebab from naz. :) she went to get me a yummy jasmine milk green tea with pearl and herself some food while i rang dearest dad. :)
-we saw aunty jenny and all her boys bar alex! mikey stopped for a chat. :)
-home time, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to walk back up to the 4WD and tootled us home, reading me some rant about sth.
-back home, i went to the loo once more, meaning of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-and she didn't allow me online yet! >< nope, she gleefully forced poor em on several minutes of that UQ home exercise program before more than thirty minutes of hand exercises. poor ela. :(
-i finally jumped online til hina arrived, five minutes late today.
-she led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i let her rinse my hair while era held my right eyelid tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off. actually, i flipped the water back on for another thirty-odd seconds when hina was chatting to someone over her mobile about some mail package she'd yet to pick up.
-i got dried, creamed and rekitted, before hina led me back to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yippee! after finding the sugar for the tea, hina made me the perfect toastie - that's THIRTEEN times this month - a new record!!! :D the tea, white and two, i drank 'incorrectly'.
-hina gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes, painting her green with yellow/orange dots today. she told me the god she worships, his name's 'balaji' and that she's got one more job @ salisbury til 8pm tonight.
-i asked hina to please pass me one mug of water - which i drank 'incorrectly', of course then she took me to the loo @ 5:50pm and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, hina led me to wash and dry era before she led me back to the computer table.
-i signed her off and she left @ 6:05pm. she's coming back on tuesday - we're going to toastmasters together! :D
-i'm just listening to the end of nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-dunno if i can come back online after dinner, but:
-tessa's coming @ 10am toms. that's right, i haven't e-mailed PIG mum yet! i'll do that right after i finish this post~
-jack's coming in the arvo, then nobuko's coming in the arvo! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 40

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3151 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's control your anger'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-three and lastly, i'm still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online tonight after hina leaves!!! anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-hina came, gave me a shower, then off to garbo we went!
-phew, we found a carpark. hina and i held hands and walked inside; i apologised to hiona when she went back outside to get sparkless for me.
-i settled down with orson scott card's 'shadow of the hegemon' until 6:15pm.
-hina took me once to the loo, before i walked to foodcourt and finally got sparkless back.
-when hina went to the loo, i joined the line then got myself an original two piece feed with an orange juice and a kookies and kream krusher.
-hina just napped while i munched away.
-afterwards, we went to woolies. PIG mum wanted me to buy milk, onions and tomatoes, i think. hina also picked up some bread for herself.
-finally, we hit borders! i grabbed some novel by sara douglass, then transferred myself to some comfy sofa until hina came back from wherever she'd gone.
-finally, we wheeled me to the fruit and vegie shop just outside woolies; hina left me waiting, said "i'll only be five minutes" and disappeared into the store. five minutes later, she was still picking groceries, so i went into the store and kept her company.
-last stop, the loo. :P
-i checked my cash supply - less than one dollar left. :( "too bad, i said sadly to hina, "i wanted to buy some bread." but hina was awesome! "i'll shout you one." she grinned.
-back home, PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced me off to bed.
-fri:i used the pot :p several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work this morning.
-after fifteen more minutes, PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before i finally got to sit down with half the sausage bun for breakfast, even though PIG mum had somehow BURNT it! ><
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, and tootled me off for acupuncture. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to some westlife comppilation disc all day, too.
-pincushion practice! o_O :P PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way into the good health medical clinic, then gave me a that's life mag to browse.
-hey, hina's here now, so i'll try my best to bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'how are your children doing?' and secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3077 steps today. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-last night, i'd done my usual nightly routine. but somehow, PIG mum got pissed with me and wouldn't supervise me walking to the television to watch house! i tried banging on the wall to get PIG mum's attention; instead, dad came down, pushed me to the floor and got cranku with me. then they wouldn't lemme watch house last night! >< actually, back in bed, dad tried to STRANGLE me! >< luckily, he came to his senses about five seconds later and released me. guess he remembered he only had one daughter and that PIG mum prolly wouldn't be very pleased with him had he MURDERED me. :P
-this morning, when dad came to kiss me good-bye, i thanked him for not coming downstairs last night and really not killing me. he replied, "oh, i know what i was doing, don't worry."
-after he left @ 7:50am, i spent the ten minutes til 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i were about to cuddle and go back to sleep together, when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." that's right, i forgot i was attending that writer's thing today!
-so after using the pot :p once more for two tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. only stupid elf started whimpering about how much she hurt, so i got out of PIG mum gleefully forcing poor ela to make me breakfast.
-three yummy weetbix with about half a spoonful of honey and one mug of water drunk 'incorrectly' later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but i didn't have time to do a stinky unspeakable, coz PIG mum said "we're late, let's go."
-we listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, and of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum drove us off to garbo, but even that early, there were already no carparks left available! >< meaning she kinda drove around and around and around before she finally found one. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside.
-the meeting was in a room just past the library's front counter. i sat down, PIG mum left, then we started!
-everyone introduced themselves to me first, then we covered all the minutes from the meeting.
-@ morning tea, i asked a guy named michael if he could please go out and get my PIG mum back inside coz i needed the loo!
-but he came back and said he couldn't see her. >< i was just thinking, "oh noes, gotta hold it in then, i guess," when a nice lady wearing a nametag that identified her as june, offered to help me go.
-even better, the female toilet was actually a disabled one! :) so i managed just fine in there~
-back out, one of the guys kindly made me a teacup of tea, white and two, while one of the ladies passed me a slice of cake.
-second half was more about going through competition requirements and sharing out the homework they'd done for last week about a frightening experience of theirs. our homework this week's to write a short piece for the anthology. not really sure how short 'short' is, but hey.
-meeting over, this man and woman both swapped e-mails with me. :)
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then i went to wash both hands and dry era while she went herself.
-then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt. i rang dearest dad, who was having lunch @ west end.
-biggest surprise - PIG mum got a chocolate THICKSHAKE for me!!! :D she got herself a 500mL lipton's lemon iced tea.
-home time, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the car and tootled us home.
-i went to the loo and did the stinky unspeakable i was gonna do this morning.
-but i'm online now. :) only i need the loo again! ><
-hina's taking me to garbo tonight! i really hope there'll be parking available!
-other than that, dunno what toms might bring. JUST fellowship @ night, i think. hopefully we can see naz for a kebab!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post45e

one final good evening! PIG mum seemed to have forgotten her promise to take me to the loo after dinner; i had to ask her again @ 8:10pm. and of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything. meaning my final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2530.
-toms: PIG mum's taking me to some writers group @ the garbo library; hope it'll be good! also hoping she'll leave me alone there and rock off to enjoy her own stuff. then, i think she said we can have lunch there! i'm not looking forward to the long walk, though. :S hina's coming in the arvo to shower me - then we're hitting garbo together! :D i know i'll have good fun with hina. :) anyways, hope everyone's having an awesome week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post45d

heylo again! *sigh* my new final plodding total for wednesday's now 2335, but i'll update it once more because i need the loo again - dunno why evil PIG mum won't watch me walk there! >< anyways, what's happened since my last post?
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table. dunno what's wrong with the parents tonight, but they keep dissing me! ><
-rice tonight, with lotsa cucumber and diced carrot, and several wee chunks from the soup pork, i think. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my mug of water 'incorrectly'. yup, PIG mum wouldn't even gimmee any fruit and vegie juice! "coz you're tummy's upset," she claims. well, i'd better still get my ice-cream tonight! it doesn't matter that PIG mum really only gives me one spoonful - it's still ice-cream!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table, refusing to watch me walk to the toilet once more. sheesh, it's not like she does ANYTHING for me concerning the bathroom trip! i do everything myself - but i'd just like someone to please walk behind me when i go!
i should be back soon afterwards~
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post45c

hello again! yup, i went to do a stinky unspeakable. and yup, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. meaning my new plodding total for wednesday's now 2136. sweet, i've passed two grand.
well, dearest dad's whipping up dinner now. PIG mum said she was going for her shower, but i guess she's forgotten; she's just gossiping to dad about aunty nga right now.
hmm ... if things go according to plan, i'll have dinner, use the loo once more, then return online before having my one tiny spoonful of icecream and going through my nightly routine before watching house. :) hopefully cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post45b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1965. if i can come back online after dinner, i'm pretty sure i'll have passed two grand. :P anyways, events after my last post?
-carol arrived @ 4:18pm. she already told PIG mum that she'd be a lil late, coz her previous job didn't end til 4pm.
-i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before carol turned the nice hot water off, got dried, had one tinkle, got creamed and had anothewr tinkle. carol rekitted me, then i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. finally, carol rinsed the floor once for me, then i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* this is one thing i can most definitely blame PIG mum for! carol made me one toasted ham cheese and mayo sandwich, with only one slice of cheese, therefore ENTIRELY too thin. but carol just shrugged, apologised and said "your mother only allowed one." same with the tea! evil PIG mum only allowed one teaspoon, but carol said, "i made it a heaped teaspoon," so it tasted okay. :)
-after i finished, carol started giving ela a massage @ 5:30, painting her sth like red with yellow spots today.
-turns out i'm carol's only client! during the day, she's the carer on board the school bus to mt. gravatt special school; most of the kids are intellectually disabled, not physically. and how cool is this - the driver's her hubby! :)
-carol flicked on seven's news just after 6pm and we watched the news till 6:15pm, when she took me once more to the loo.
-i signed her off @ 6:15pm only after she promised to stay with me til 6:15pm. and she did. she's back on monday, BTW.
-back online, i proofread one of samuel's assignments for him. he's quite the creative writer, you know. ;)
-anyways, i feel like doing my second stinky unspeakable, so i'm off to the loo. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post45

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1543 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'surrender (3)' and lastly, em's still owed fifty-three minutes ONLINE AFTER THE CARER/LIFE COACH/SUPPORT WORKER/WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED NOW - sorry, shrieking! >< leaves!!! righteo, events for today?
-firstly, PIG mum chucked some spac attack last night! i honestly don't even remember what i did/didn't do, but she stormed off to bed without leaving me my commode chair to use if i needed to pee during the night! oh, i remember what pissed her off so much now - i didn't take off my socks before i slept. not entirely sure what's so terrible about that, but hey. anyways, i just hoped that (a) PIG mum would calm down and return my showerchair or (b) i would sleep all the way through til the morning, where i'm sure dad would've returned it to me. :) of course, no such luck. >< i awoke desperately busting, sometime pre-dawn (like, the sun hadn't risen but the sky had grown lighter). i tried calling for about twenty minutes, yelling @ PIG mum that i needed to pee, but obviously she was determined to ignore me. so, plan two: i raised era and banged her against the wall until PIG mum finally thundered downstairs, screaming @ me about sth or other. i finally swung over to the pot, phew. :) PIG mum chucked another hissy fit and stormed away, no biggie. i just stayed over the pot :P for another two tinkles before she came to her senses and wheeled me back into my room. there, she threatened consequences worse than death :P if i made any more noises and disturbed her again. no probs, i just sang in my head and counted myself back into some happy snoring. :)
-this morning, when dearest dad left for work, he complained about the obscene amount of noise i'd generated last night. i just explained to him the whole story, and he was fine. :)
-after dad left for work @ 7:50am, i spent the next ten minutes til 8am having having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snored, until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for one more tinkle, swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close taps, get weetbix, pour water and pour milk.
-of course, i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i just leaned against the siderail and finished my silent chat to percy the saint/angel while doing a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she also decided to that out-of-tune, nasally, wannabe singer andy hui :P for the trip to unique physiotherapy. i just closed my eyes and daydreamed this time. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside; i grabbed myself a who magazine.
-vincent saw PIG mum first. i'm incredibly jealous of her - all she did was lie on her tummy and have vincent do things to her back! why can't my sessions be so easy?! ><
-thankfully, though, no falls today. :) just lotsa random standing - i particularly hate that - i'm good with sitting or walking, but just standing there pointlessly is awful. ><
-when i finally got to leave, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD. i've said before, i'm personally WILLING to walk the extra distance around the car, so long as i get the car on my right hand side for support should i need it, but nope. heartless PIG mum refuses, always gleefully forcing me to walk around the short end. :(
-then she just tootled us home. i know i already had a pork salad roll on monday, meaning i'm not allowed another one, but i tried asking PIG mum if i couldjust grab a bacon, steak and cheese pie, but she refused! ><
-back home, i went to the bathroom once. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-wow, awesome!!! :D i was worrying what i'd get for lunch - then aunty wendy brought me some! just simple spam ham and eggs, which she'd cooked for christine this morning. i had that with some rice, and just drank plain milk today, not chocolate nesquik, coz aunty wendy had brought me this tiny little blue box thing that david and his new wife had given to their wedding guests! inside, amongst other things, were two little easter eggs! so i just drank one plain mug of milk 'incorrectly' with one of those easter eggs.
-then i completed this sudoku i'd started more than two weeks ago! :P
-then we had a visitor! cheree (sp?)_ dr. ng's wife! i think she's in her sixties, and i forgot to thank her for being kind enough to sit beside PIG mum @ their work dinner when no-one else would. but now she teaches french @ the logan north library!\
-she left around 2:40, i asked aunty wendy please to give ela a quick massage before she left.
-aunty wendy also took me once more to the loo before i hopped online.
-well, whoever's coming to shower me should arrive in about fifteen minutes, i'm off to play bejeweled! fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post39c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 973. forgive me if i can't be bothered to get up and plop twenty-seven more steps to reach one thousand. :p anyways, final events for today?
-dinner time, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table.
-rice tonight, with lotsa little tong vegetable and carrot, and three slices of beef. sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i asked PIG mum to please watch me walk to the loo after dinner, but she said i could wait until after she'd finished her dinner. so i continued work on a sudoku until she was ready to watch me walk there.
-of course, she gleefully forced me to dak myself. i stayed over the loo for two tinkles.
-when i was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table.
-but score! she says i can stay online till 10pm tonight! :D
-toms: argh, save me, i've a late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed for no falls, also no bloody wobble board. i just wanna sit and do exercises for ela!
-aunty wendy's coming @ midday; i think i'll skip the girlpower session on this arvo; it's quite boring, really.
-and dunno who's coming to shower me - but hey, it's house and ice-cream toms night! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post41b

good afternoon! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 865. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad eye-kissed me with voem and said goodbye.
-dad left @ 7:50am, i spent the ten minutes til 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snored, until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for one more tinkle, swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close taps, get weetbix, pour water and pour milk.
-i asked for my bookclub novel after i'd finished breakfast; dunno why PIG mum started majorly dissing me for not writing a reply to nana's letter.
-cherish came about fifteen minutes late, but she rang beforehand to let us know.
-i think she's still looking for a telemarketing job for me?
-donna bella baker arrived! i didn't recognise her, unsurprisingly, but she'd bought us lunch!
-we just sat and chatted. of course, PIG mum wasn't satisfied until she'd given me a good dissing over, but i was proud of her for controlling her tongue and not dissing anyone else. :)
-around midday, PIG mum and donna prepared lunch. donna had brought lotsa stuff to make salad sandwiches!
-after lunch and a toilet trip, we had yummy rice green tea with a lil honey. more chatting. i think rhys is sixteen and rion fifteen? they've got a dog, too, and her hubby, Llewellyn works @ the post office, i think.
- when she left, i went online, until hina came! she's back from her holiday!
-i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. hina forgot the cream :P but i reminded her, then i got creamed and rekitted.
-hina led me over to the toilet, and passed me one mug of water - which i held 'incorrectly'. then i did a messy stinky unspeakable. >< hope PIG mum and donna are alright!
-when i'd finished, hina led me over to wash and dry era, before she led me over to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-wow! i've had the perfect arvo tea TWELVE times already!!! :D once more, and i'll have a new record! (my first record was eight times in november 2010, but then i got twelve both this and last month. fingers crossed that i can report a new record soon! :D i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished, i asked hina to please give ela a massage, which she started @ 5:30. ela got painted dark blue with yellow spots today.
-@5:50, hina took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's got one more job tonight, @ taringa, which is apparently, just past st. lucia. she's looking after some old lady, who's wheelchair bound after a stroke. she finishes @ 8:30pm, and will just have chicken and vegetable soup for dinner. but how strange - she adds SOYA SAUCE into her soup! gosh, that must taste weird!
-hina led me over to wash and dry era, then led me back to the computer chair. i signed her off and she left five minutes early. she's coming back on thursday - we're going to garbo together! :D
-anyways, i've just finished listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9, and PIG mum awoke from pig land shortly. :P dad should be home soon; i'll need the loo once more before dinner. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post41

,; secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 695 steps today and thirdly, i'm still owed good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'surrender (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online after the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P leaves!!! anyways, i'm off for some bejeweled; fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 41c

a third good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2942. righteo, final events for this evening?
-when dearest dad came home and 'twas almost dinnertime, i went once more to the loo. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner was rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and carrot and about three slices of chewy beef. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table. meaniepoo, she's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 9:30pm tonight! ><
-toms: cherish is coming over @ 10:30, i think, then donna baker's coming for lunch! dunno what she'll bring for lunch, hey, but i hope it's sth nice. :) i haven't seen her for years and years, i've totally forgotten what she looks like. :P no idea who's coming to shower me in the arvo either, but hey. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 41b

good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2650. anyways, events for today?
-when dad left for work this morning, he gave me permission to buy a pork salad roll for lunch. :) he left @ 7:50, i spent the ten minutes to 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snored, until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for one more tinkle, swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-poor voem had a terrible tantrum! when he found out i wasn't gonna take him to see vincent the physio, he threw himself into the pink box on the floor! PIG mum picked him back out, explained to him that you can't expect everyone to love you, then put him back into bed and let bear bear look after him. :)
-after getting me kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, pour water, pour milk and get honey.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix, with almost one spoonful of honey. i drank the whole mug of water afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the siderail and finishing the chat to percy.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle my seatbelt all day, and we also listened to andy lau all day! oh! aunty nga rang last night and said she'd mail me a CD for my birthday! i asked for a jay chow one, i know B1 and leanne are his fangirls. :P
-PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio.
-my torture session today: just walking to and back from the plinth to the front door and back again. it's hard - i haveta sit most days now. i can walk, but it's always most difficult just standing there. >< vincent the bloody physio forced me just to stand there for several minutes today. >< but i yelled @ him for being unromantic - he hadn't got kat jie jie a valentine's day pressie yet! :P
-when we left, PIG mum tootled me off to buy a pork salad roll. :) the lady asked if i'd been disabled since birth; i told her i'd had a brain tumour.
-going back home, PIG mum suddenly chucked a spac attack @ me and stormed inside, refusing to watch me walk into the house. so i sat in the 4WD for about thirty minutes, singing about forty percent of my second favourite song out aloud. @ first, i'd intended to BAWL out my favourite song if PIG mum didn't come to her senses and watch me walk back inside, but dearest dad came home for lunch first! PIG mum immediately rushed outside. :P
-one loo trip for me, then PIG mum was her usual mean self who refused to watch me walk to the gobbling :P table for lunch. but i made it without any falls. :) only dad got slightly pissed when i said my usual sentence of "oh, you've just forced me to walk there, i'm glad my own two legs did it." and gleefully forced me to walk to the ab trainer to get my roll. i mean, i'd already walked to the kitchen benchtop to get it! >< but i finally settled down with my lunch. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to pour me some water, which i held 'incorrectly', of course.
-throughout lunch, i browsed the japanese brochures that aunty hilda had got for me from japan!
-after dad went back to work, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet, then gleefully forced me to fold the day's washing. i've said before, the only reason why i bother listening to her "lean forward, away from the chair" command is because i get my armchair for my most precious two hours now. :)
-after that, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and bring all the day's washing back inside.
-but that STILL wasn't enough! after that, she gleefully forced poor ela on 30+ mins of hand exercises, before i FINALLY hopped online!
-i got a new carer today! her name's carol. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the bathroom and also gleefully forced me to dak myself just to show off to carol the power she has over me. but luckily, she left us alone after that, and carol gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. i had a third tinkle when carol went outside to ask PIG mum did i need to wear a bra tonight (i didn't) then she got me rekitted. i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. carol rinsed the floor for me, then i held her hand and walked to the fridge to get the ingredients for my arvo tea. sadly, meaniepoo PIG mum only allowed me one slice of cheese, meaning the toastie was ENTIRELY too thin, but @ least i got mayo. :) also with the tea, horrid PIG mum only allowed one teaspoonful of sugar, but i got a heaped spoonful (this isn't white sugar, it's all clumped together) so it tasted alright. :)
-after i'd finished eating, carol gave ela a massage for about twenty-five minutes, painting her dark blue with yellow spots today. we chatted; she's got two/three boys and twin girls - and her hubby's recently discovered facebook! :P she's six years older than PIG mum, BTW, and she guessed i was only twenty-one. :P
-carol took me once more to the loo before she left, about two minutes early. i didn't complain, coz she'd arrived around two minutes early, too.
-i listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-well, it's almost 7pm now, dearest dad should be home soon. :) i need to use the loo once more first, though.
-anyways, hope i can come back online after dinner!
cheers,
em. ^^