thursday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'how are your children doing?' and secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3077 steps today. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-last night, i'd done my usual nightly routine. but somehow, PIG mum got pissed with me and wouldn't supervise me walking to the television to watch house! i tried banging on the wall to get PIG mum's attention; instead, dad came down, pushed me to the floor and got cranku with me. then they wouldn't lemme watch house last night! >< actually, back in bed, dad tried to STRANGLE me! >< luckily, he came to his senses about five seconds later and released me. guess he remembered he only had one daughter and that PIG mum prolly wouldn't be very pleased with him had he MURDERED me. :P
-this morning, when dad came to kiss me good-bye, i thanked him for not coming downstairs last night and really not killing me. he replied, "oh, i know what i was doing, don't worry."
-after he left @ 7:50am, i spent the ten minutes til 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i were about to cuddle and go back to sleep together, when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." that's right, i forgot i was attending that writer's thing today!
-so after using the pot :p once more for two tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. only stupid elf started whimpering about how much she hurt, so i got out of PIG mum gleefully forcing poor ela to make me breakfast.
-three yummy weetbix with about half a spoonful of honey and one mug of water drunk 'incorrectly' later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but i didn't have time to do a stinky unspeakable, coz PIG mum said "we're late, let's go."
-we listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, and of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum drove us off to garbo, but even that early, there were already no carparks left available! >< meaning she kinda drove around and around and around before she finally found one. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside.
-the meeting was in a room just past the library's front counter. i sat down, PIG mum left, then we started!
-everyone introduced themselves to me first, then we covered all the minutes from the meeting.
-@ morning tea, i asked a guy named michael if he could please go out and get my PIG mum back inside coz i needed the loo!
-but he came back and said he couldn't see her. >< i was just thinking, "oh noes, gotta hold it in then, i guess," when a nice lady wearing a nametag that identified her as june, offered to help me go.
-even better, the female toilet was actually a disabled one! :) so i managed just fine in there~
-back out, one of the guys kindly made me a teacup of tea, white and two, while one of the ladies passed me a slice of cake.
-second half was more about going through competition requirements and sharing out the homework they'd done for last week about a frightening experience of theirs. our homework this week's to write a short piece for the anthology. not really sure how short 'short' is, but hey.
-meeting over, this man and woman both swapped e-mails with me. :)
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then i went to wash both hands and dry era while she went herself.
-then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt. i rang dearest dad, who was having lunch @ west end.
-biggest surprise - PIG mum got a chocolate THICKSHAKE for me!!! :D she got herself a 500mL lipton's lemon iced tea.
-home time, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the car and tootled us home.
-i went to the loo and did the stinky unspeakable i was gonna do this morning.
-but i'm online now. :) only i need the loo again! ><
-hina's taking me to garbo tonight! i really hope there'll be parking available!
-other than that, dunno what toms might bring. JUST fellowship @ night, i think. hopefully we can see naz for a kebab!
cheers,
em. ^^