good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1241 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'be careful what you say (1)' and thirdly, em's still owed FIFTEEN MINUTES online tonight after cathy leaves!!! righteo, today's events?
-actually, let's start with last night first:
-can't remember what i did wrong last night, but dad took away pedro and wouldn't lemme drink any milk! then, in the bathroom, i wanted to brush my teeth so i could quickly sit down, but the parents decided instead to gang up on me! >< ten minutes later, i was exhausted. i mean, usually, by the end of the day i'm absolutely buggered having lasted all day for PIG mum ... still, that wasn't enough. nope, after finally collapsing into bed, PIG mum still had to harangue me for a further thirty minutes! ><
-luckily, dad gave me back pedro when he came to kiss me good-bye before he left for work this morning. time was 8:20 then, i spent the ten minutes till 8:30 having a hquiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snored, until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down, then when PIG mum re-entered swung myself over to the pot :P once more. upon feeling like doing a stinky unspeakable, however, i just transferred myself back onto the bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close taps, get honey (1/3 a spoonful), etc.
-but i enjoyed my three weetbix, then drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the loo. i did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the siderail and continuing my quiet chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over, wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where of course she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my bloody torture session and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. thanks to her who passed me a gossip mag, which i browsed until vincent was ready for me.
-first, he gave elf's ankle a stretch, coz the stupid thing was hurting. then i sat on that wheely stool and walked to the plinth, before i finished on some posture exercises. yeah, no falls or bloody wobble board today. :)
-but OMG! he gave me a red pocket!!! he lemme chose between two, actually: one he'd got from a client. i chose the one he'd filled, of course. poor voem doesn't like vincent anymore; @ first he was all excited that vincent was giving him one, only he was told, "i don't even like you. i'm giving the red pocket to emily."
-and double OMG! when i opened the red pocket, there was FIFTY dollars inside!!!
-PIG mum tootled us back home, first stopping to buy me one yummy pork salad roll for lunch, coz i'd asked dad earlier and he said yes. also much thanks to PIG mum who went and got it herself and didn't gleefully FORCE :( me to walk inside and buy it myself coz nature was really calling! ><
-so back home i went to the loo for two tinkles. of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-then i sat @ the gobbling :P table and continued reading dear fatty until dearest dad returned home to have lunch with us. :)
-thanks to PIG mum who made me a cold milo which i got to drink 'incorrectly' coz dad was doing sth in the kitchen and PIG mum herself was watching television.
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet, before gleefully forcing me to fold all the washing. i know she likes doing that just for the pleasure of ordering me to "lean forward, away from the chair" around forty-odd times. i do it coz i get the armchair for my most important two hours later. :)
-i went to the toilet once more before plopping online. oh yeah, and i've finished dear fatty!
-well, i've got just under forty minutes before cathy arrives; i've some e-mail to check. and bejeweled! fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
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