tuesday post41b

good afternoon! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 865. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad eye-kissed me with voem and said goodbye.
-dad left @ 7:50am, i spent the ten minutes til 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snored, until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for one more tinkle, swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close taps, get weetbix, pour water and pour milk.
-i asked for my bookclub novel after i'd finished breakfast; dunno why PIG mum started majorly dissing me for not writing a reply to nana's letter.
-cherish came about fifteen minutes late, but she rang beforehand to let us know.
-i think she's still looking for a telemarketing job for me?
-donna bella baker arrived! i didn't recognise her, unsurprisingly, but she'd bought us lunch!
-we just sat and chatted. of course, PIG mum wasn't satisfied until she'd given me a good dissing over, but i was proud of her for controlling her tongue and not dissing anyone else. :)
-around midday, PIG mum and donna prepared lunch. donna had brought lotsa stuff to make salad sandwiches!
-after lunch and a toilet trip, we had yummy rice green tea with a lil honey. more chatting. i think rhys is sixteen and rion fifteen? they've got a dog, too, and her hubby, Llewellyn works @ the post office, i think.
- when she left, i went online, until hina came! she's back from her holiday!
-i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. hina forgot the cream :P but i reminded her, then i got creamed and rekitted.
-hina led me over to the toilet, and passed me one mug of water - which i held 'incorrectly'. then i did a messy stinky unspeakable. >< hope PIG mum and donna are alright!
-when i'd finished, hina led me over to wash and dry era, before she led me over to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-wow! i've had the perfect arvo tea TWELVE times already!!! :D once more, and i'll have a new record! (my first record was eight times in november 2010, but then i got twelve both this and last month. fingers crossed that i can report a new record soon! :D i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished, i asked hina to please give ela a massage, which she started @ 5:30. ela got painted dark blue with yellow spots today.
-@5:50, hina took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's got one more job tonight, @ taringa, which is apparently, just past st. lucia. she's looking after some old lady, who's wheelchair bound after a stroke. she finishes @ 8:30pm, and will just have chicken and vegetable soup for dinner. but how strange - she adds SOYA SAUCE into her soup! gosh, that must taste weird!
-hina led me over to wash and dry era, then led me back to the computer chair. i signed her off and she left five minutes early. she's coming back on thursday - we're going to garbo together! :D
-anyways, i've just finished listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9, and PIG mum awoke from pig land shortly. :P dad should be home soon; i'll need the loo once more before dinner. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^