saturday post39c

good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2429. righteo, events since my last post?
-thanks to tess who squirted me out some toothpaste. after teethbrushing, tess led me over to the loo for two tinkles. then she led me over to wash and dry era, before we walked arm-in-arm to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dad who fried some ham and eggs, and thanks to tess who made that into a sandwich for me. she also diced up pear for me - best of all, she gave me a lil shotglass full of avocado smoothie! surprisingly, 'twas quite nice! i drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i finished writing questions for jack, and tess lemme play with her netbook while she gave ela a massage, painting her ... lol, i forgot. :p
-about midday, tess made me one mug of warm milo, the second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-@ 12:45, tess took me once more to the loo for two more tinkles. turns out carlem's having her woolies training @ warrigal scare this morning!
-before tess left, she made me one bowlful of fried rice. :) "i'd make some for your parents, too," she said, laughing, "but there's not enough left."
-so i had lunch and went once more to the loo before jack arrived.
-we did the usual: he read out james and the giant peach to me, he answered questions, then we just chatted, he asking me the correct way to say certain things.
-@3:30, i said bye to jack and aunty ming, and returned online til cathy arrived promptly @ 4pm.
-cathy Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, cathy dried me and i got creamed. cathy rekitted me, and i had one tinkle when she was putting on erf's sock and one more when she was doing elf's AFO straps. then she rinsed the floor once for me before she Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome! i've had the perfect arvo tea ELEVEN times already! :D this one was cut into four triangles; i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-once i finished @ 5:25, i asked cathy to please give ela a massage. cathy painted ela navy with white spots today. and i wanna have dinner @ their house tonight - they're having teriyaki chicken kebabs with salad and fettucine!
-@5:55, cathy Forced me to walk to the loo for one tinkle, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, and Forced me to walk back to their computer.
-she told me to sign her off @ 5:55pm! when i asked if she'd stay with me till 6pm, she took out her phone and showed me her phone time was already 5:58pm.
-she'll prolly come back next saturday.
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM. poor gund fell over and stopped singing >< dad somehow refixed him, but now he keeps singing and singing and singing! :D even better, dearest dad took a mobile picture of PIG mum with gund! :P i wanna try upload that pic onto facebook! :D
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight~
cheers,
em. ^^