monday post 42b

good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2465. righteo, events since my last post?
-the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P came promptly @ 4pm, and was leading me to the bathroom for my shower, when PIG mum saw. whoops, PIG mum doesn't like seeing anyone lend me their hand in support when i walk. so she came, told carol to let go, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom.
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. i didn't tinkle @ all; i realised i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-i held carol's hand and walked back to the gobbling :P table.
-dang, she'd read my care plan. so she Forced me to walk to the fridge to get the ingredients for my arvo tea (and she only allowed one slice of cheese, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin; but she lemme squirt lotsa mayo over the sandwich. :) and chicken slice sandwich, cut into four triangles. i also drank a cuppa, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-carol gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes, painting her purple with yellow/orange spots today.
-thanks to PIG mum who poured me one mug of water, which i got to hold 'incorrectly', before carol Forced me to walk to the toilet, where i did my second stinky unspeakable for today. PIG mum shooed carol away so she could gleefully force poor ela to write out the alphabet, fold clothes and do more exercises.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i returned online.
-prolly having dinner soon. need the loo once more after that, then hope i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^