monday post 41b

good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2650. anyways, events for today?
-when dad left for work this morning, he gave me permission to buy a pork salad roll for lunch. :) he left @ 7:50, i spent the ten minutes to 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snored, until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for one more tinkle, swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-poor voem had a terrible tantrum! when he found out i wasn't gonna take him to see vincent the physio, he threw himself into the pink box on the floor! PIG mum picked him back out, explained to him that you can't expect everyone to love you, then put him back into bed and let bear bear look after him. :)
-after getting me kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, pour water, pour milk and get honey.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix, with almost one spoonful of honey. i drank the whole mug of water afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the siderail and finishing the chat to percy.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle my seatbelt all day, and we also listened to andy lau all day! oh! aunty nga rang last night and said she'd mail me a CD for my birthday! i asked for a jay chow one, i know B1 and leanne are his fangirls. :P
-PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio.
-my torture session today: just walking to and back from the plinth to the front door and back again. it's hard - i haveta sit most days now. i can walk, but it's always most difficult just standing there. >< vincent the bloody physio forced me just to stand there for several minutes today. >< but i yelled @ him for being unromantic - he hadn't got kat jie jie a valentine's day pressie yet! :P
-when we left, PIG mum tootled me off to buy a pork salad roll. :) the lady asked if i'd been disabled since birth; i told her i'd had a brain tumour.
-going back home, PIG mum suddenly chucked a spac attack @ me and stormed inside, refusing to watch me walk into the house. so i sat in the 4WD for about thirty minutes, singing about forty percent of my second favourite song out aloud. @ first, i'd intended to BAWL out my favourite song if PIG mum didn't come to her senses and watch me walk back inside, but dearest dad came home for lunch first! PIG mum immediately rushed outside. :P
-one loo trip for me, then PIG mum was her usual mean self who refused to watch me walk to the gobbling :P table for lunch. but i made it without any falls. :) only dad got slightly pissed when i said my usual sentence of "oh, you've just forced me to walk there, i'm glad my own two legs did it." and gleefully forced me to walk to the ab trainer to get my roll. i mean, i'd already walked to the kitchen benchtop to get it! >< but i finally settled down with my lunch. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to pour me some water, which i held 'incorrectly', of course.
-throughout lunch, i browsed the japanese brochures that aunty hilda had got for me from japan!
-after dad went back to work, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet, then gleefully forced me to fold the day's washing. i've said before, the only reason why i bother listening to her "lean forward, away from the chair" command is because i get my armchair for my most precious two hours now. :)
-after that, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and bring all the day's washing back inside.
-but that STILL wasn't enough! after that, she gleefully forced poor ela on 30+ mins of hand exercises, before i FINALLY hopped online!
-i got a new carer today! her name's carol. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the bathroom and also gleefully forced me to dak myself just to show off to carol the power she has over me. but luckily, she left us alone after that, and carol gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. i had a third tinkle when carol went outside to ask PIG mum did i need to wear a bra tonight (i didn't) then she got me rekitted. i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. carol rinsed the floor for me, then i held her hand and walked to the fridge to get the ingredients for my arvo tea. sadly, meaniepoo PIG mum only allowed me one slice of cheese, meaning the toastie was ENTIRELY too thin, but @ least i got mayo. :) also with the tea, horrid PIG mum only allowed one teaspoonful of sugar, but i got a heaped spoonful (this isn't white sugar, it's all clumped together) so it tasted alright. :)
-after i'd finished eating, carol gave ela a massage for about twenty-five minutes, painting her dark blue with yellow spots today. we chatted; she's got two/three boys and twin girls - and her hubby's recently discovered facebook! :P she's six years older than PIG mum, BTW, and she guessed i was only twenty-one. :P
-carol took me once more to the loo before she left, about two minutes early. i didn't complain, coz she'd arrived around two minutes early, too.
-i listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-well, it's almost 7pm now, dearest dad should be home soon. :) i need to use the loo once more first, though.
-anyways, hope i can come back online after dinner!
cheers,
em. ^^