tuesday post

hey, yesterday's last post was my 1400th post!
good morning! it's almost 9:30am; PIG mum's gone somewhere to have some sorta bone scan done. aunty anne's staying with me right now; i think she's doing her BSF homework. i've just finished writing my anthology piece for the writer's club, sadly, the net's not working so i can't enjoy my time surfing it. i've only been hard @ work plodding 611 steps so far. and if PIG mum doesn't get home by 10am (which i doubt she will), i'm gonna haveta ask aunty anne to please help me go to the loo once. lol, she's just ordered me to take a gulp from my hamtaro mug of water. i did, just 'incorrectly'. looks like PIG mum's still the only person who does the whole 'correct' and 'incorrect' thing, lol.
actually, i don't think i'll last til 10am, 9:45 i'll ask. that's just under ten minutes, i should be fine. anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad used oem to eye-kiss me goodbye, i used the pot :P once more. dad left for work @ 7:50am, i used the remaining ten minutes til 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness, all the pleasure to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-@8am, i realised i'd had enough sleep already (prolly coz PIG mum had gleefully forced me off to bed @ 98:30pm last night!)
-yup, aunty anne just took me once to the loo, meaning my plodding total for tuesday's now 735.
-i called PIG mum and told her i was ready to get up, she said i had to wait for her coz she was eating breakfast and wasn't ready to help me get up yet.
-so i had another chat to percy the angel/saint, before counting down another fifteen minutes, until PIG mum finally finished her breakfast.
-i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted (also forcing poor elf on like thirty seconds of ankle exercises) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling table, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps and get weetbix.
-but phew, saved by the bell! aunty anne arrived, and PIG mum lemme sit down before opening the door for her.
-breakfast was three weetbix with a lil honey. yay, we've finished the frozen jar of honey; we're back to normal runny honey again! :)
-i took one sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', and PIG mum took me once more to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything, before she rocked off somewhere to do her bone density scan.
-but she left me dad's netbook to play with! :D
-i've just finished my anthology piece for the next writer's group meeting. hmm ... i wonder why the net isn't working, how am i gonna send my piece to the mainframe if it's not working?! ><
-and mrs. dent just rang! must tell PIG mum to ring her back when she gets home; i think she wants to have lunch with us! hopefully not @ sunni cafe, though! :P i haven't had any eggs benedict from the coffee club @ all, this year!
-hallelujah! the net's working now! :D
-well, PIG mum's back now. :) but she's refusing to see mrs. dent for lunch! >< *sigh* whatever ... but i've just installed google chrome onto dad's netbook, i'm gonna install messenger now! anyways, fingers crossed that i can come back online this arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^