wednesday post44

good evening! firstly, TWFT topic's 'be careful what you say (2), secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3926 steps today, and thirdly, house is on tonight!!! :D anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-fifi came and i went for my shower. dried, creamed and rekitted, i went out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yippee! i've had the perfect arvo tea SEVEN times this month! :D
-fifi took me once more to the loo before she tootled us off to toastmasters.
-apart from the warm-up, i didn't get any speaking roles tonight, but i felt loved, coz jeffrey, who had to leave early, patted me on the back and said "good to see you." :)
-the fiasco began when we were leaving. @ first, i wanted to have dinner @ KFC; squeaky voice guy told us to take the exit off klumpp (sp?) road. we did that, but fifi suddenly made weird turns and we were ... lost! >< i freaked when fifi suddenly stopped in the middle of the street! "fifi, what are you doing?!" i squeaked, reaching over and hitting her hazard lights. she was, actually, calling her hubby to let him know that we were lost, then just better care to do the same. then, she tootled us off to some petrol station! "umm ... fifi, do you need petrol?" i asked her. "nope, i need more phone credit," she replied. back with phone credit, she rings her hubby/just better care again to let him/them know of our plight, then instructs me to ring PIG mum. i did, but got no answer, so i tried dearest dad, who answered, phew. :) i told him that we'd be late coz we were still lost; dad said just to go through the drive-thru for dinner when we found ourselves again.
-fifi eventually managed to take us to the warrigal road maccas, where i just got a chicken caesar wrap small meal with an orange juice; i couldn't be bothered browsing through the menu for sth yummier. i had dinner @ 10:23pm!
-we finally arrived home around 10:30pm, PIG mum immediately forced me off to bed, zzz.
-today: i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work around 8:05am. i used the next ten minutes till 8:15am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-but there wasn't any time to go back to sleep, coz PIG mum came in then with "fifteen more minutes"!
-after the fifteen more minutes, PIG mum came back inside and i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle. only one, coz i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, pour water and get weetbix.
-meaning i had three yummy weetbix with almost one tablespoonful of honey! :D PIG mum popped me my drugs afterwards: one each of bilberry, cranberry, fish oil and garlic. i drank the whole mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-almost forgot! PIG mum helped ela write a note to vincent the bloody physio while voem watched on! ela wrote, "you don't love me anymore, so i'm not going to visit you anymore. love, VOEM (he had to be in capitals, he's just that important, see. :P) then era took the pen and wrote: P.S. (right hand here. my left hand and voem will come back to visit you if you buy me a easter egg!" :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also forcing me to gleefully dak myself. one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the trip to vincent the bloody physios, she decided to listen to that out-of-tune, nasally, wannabe singer :P andy hui, meaning once we were out from the driveway, i just closed my eyes and continued my silent chat to percy.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into unique physiotherapy. ela handed her very important note to vincent the physio, who had a good chuckle over what ela had written.
-my torture session with him today was one of the easiest i've had for awhile, thanks. :) i just had to walk twice to the wall and back to the plinth, head always tilted up and to the right. after that, just posture exercises. no falls, thankfully. :)
-when we left, PIG mum tootled me home and i went to the loo once for two tinkles. then i sat and waited for aunty wendy to arrive.
-and sweet, today she brought me lunch! :D PIG mum had originally planned on me eating fish fingers, but aunty wendy brought me spiral pasta with charsiu! :D i also munched one juicy nashi and drank one mug of yummy chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, i rang dearest dad, who was in lutwyche. afterwards, aunty wendy took me once to the loo for two tinkles, then i sat and read some christian book that wally and jenny had given PIG mum for xmas 2007 out aloud while aunty wendy gave ela a massage.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before PIG mum and aunty anne returned home (aunty anne'd taken PIG mum out to yum cha with aunty carmen; i already thanked her for shouting PIG mum when she'd come to pick PIG mum up.
-aunty wendy left, and PIG mum took me to the loo once more before she tootled me out to girlpower!
-thanks to eve who met us @ the entrance and let era gently hold her arm to walk in.
-i got to sit in an armchair, awesome. :)
-i didn't learn anything new, just about healthy eating. but i'd go back again, just for the arvo tea! :D someone kindly made me a plastic cuppa, white and two, and i also nabbed three cream bikkies. i also browsed a new idea mag from mid-2010 whenever the talking got too boring. i met a girl there called rebecca, there's also one girl there who's wheelchair-bound, but i suspect she's been since birth, both her arms move fine.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left, but then we got stuck in traffic along logan road! ><
-so nabuko was already waiting for us when we arrived home; i held her hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nabuko flipped the hot water off, got dried, then squawked "mata wasuremahita!" @ nabuko when she tried to rekit me. @ her "nani?" i replied "kureamu!" :P after a good laugh, i got creamed, had another tinkle, then nabuko rekitted me. i had one last tinkle when nabuko was doing elf's AFO straps. then, after she rinsed the floor for me, i held her arm and walked out to the gobbling :P table.
- hurrah! now i've had the perfect arvo tea EIGHT times this month! and it's only the 9th feb today! :D
-nabuko gave ela a massage while i munched away, painting her white today. earlier, we'd seen some lucky woman win twenty-five grand on deal or no deal.
-after the sports report, nabuko took me to the loo once more for two tinkles, before she led me over to wash and dry era. then i held her hand and walked back to the computer, signed her off and said my thanks and byes. have i said already? she's having pasta salad for dinner tonight.
-well, the parents are calling dinner, i think, but i need the bathroom first. i should be able to come back before house!
-dinnertime! bbl, hopefully!
cheers,
em. ^^