monday post 40b

hello! em's new final plodding total now stands @ 1347. righteo, continuing events for today?
-i checked my e-mail and played bejeweled until fifi arrived, five minutes late today. then i held her arm and walked into the bathroom for my warmish shower - the elgas person had come to top up our tank only five minutes before fifi herself arrived; i presume that's why the water wasn't really hot.
-hairwash today. i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, only having one more tinkle when fifi was doing elf's AFO straps.
-fifi rinsed the floor for me before i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-score! i've had the perfect arvo tea SIX times this month already! :D fifi even cut off the crusts and left them on the plate for me! "coz i've noticed you always eat the crusts first," she explained. i also drank one cup of tea, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, 'incorrectly', sucking the teabag once. :P
-fifi gave ela a massage for a good thirty minutes. PIG mum came downstairs for a yak; i think fifi said that she was twenty-seven? and that she used to be very fat! i told her about how incredibly generous vincent the physio was to me, and she said, "O...M... G!!!" :p
-fifi took me once to the loo before leaving. i asked PIG mum please for another mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - then did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-PIG mum came back for me, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table, saying she's only gonna gimmee thirty minutes online before she kicks me off, but that i can return online tonight after dinner.
-thirty minutes was up exactly one minute ago, BTW. :P anyways, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^