good evening again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4781. but it's not my final plodding total yet, coz i still need the loo once more and horrid PIG mum won't watch me walk to the loo til 8:30pm! >< *sigh* never mind,i'm cwerain i won't wet my pants. :) anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-this morning, when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes," i counted the time down then spent the last thirty-odd seconds til PIG mum returned having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P for two tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted (also gleefully forcing poor elf on thirty-odd seconds of ankle exercises) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get cereal and hold/pour milk.
-breakfast for me was several spoonfuls of my yummy sunday cereal. i took one small sip from the required mug of water afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and dad tootled us off to church. i remembered not to ask for permission to listen to anything; the parents prefer silence when going to church on sunday? fine with me; i just sing inside my head. :)
-*sigh* i still don't understand why dad can't just drop PIG mum and i off near the little house before going to park in front of the church building; if any cars were to arrive @ the same time, the most i'd block them would be for thirty seconds! but no, dad parks all the bloody way @ the entrance of the church building, meaning PIG mum gets to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to the small house, where i enter every bloody room onlt to get told my class's in some other room! ><
-but i finally find the right room in the end, and uncle chong leads our bible study - i'm pretty sure we did study twenty-one today.
-afterwards, i get an entire escort to the main building! there's janice, and wilfreddy, and lams, and boris, and bee!
-i take a seat just for the final part for wells's farewell ceremony. he speaks a lil; dr. lee translates for him. wells tells us to be nice to aunty karen, and not to mind him if he comes back from tanzania doing worship differently, like, jumping around. :P finally, reverend lam prays for him, and we disperse.
-i head downstairs, use the loo once, then take a seat in the morning tea area. PIG mum brings me a plastic mug of orange-coloured cordial and a cracker; dad brings me one more.
-story-telling time, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the little room where children's worship is held.
-i didn't sing anything out aloud for worship of course - partly coz i can barely read any canto! :P
-then i told my story. aunty peggy told me to ask questions when i'd finished, and the kids were very attentive - they answered all my questions correctly!
-craft time. aunty peggy led me over to the table; joseph (who told me that he's eight) kindly brought me over a chair.
-awesome - we made bunnies today! :D mine's still in the car somewhere, i think; must ask PIG mum to shom him to dad. he's just called 'bunny'. :) also thanks to aunty peggy who helped me make mine.
-lol, the girl who led worship also took the craft-making; i called her 'jie jie' like everyone else, then asked her how old she was - turns out she's YOUNGER than me! :P only by several months; i'm turning twenty-four in march, she's turning twenty-four in august. and she's currently studying her last year of psychology @ UQ.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before dad drove home and drove the van to plaza.
-argh, i get PISSED when there's a bloody disabled carpark AVAILABLE downstairs, and yet PIG mum simply REFUSES to even TRY park there coz, in her own words, "i'm a crap driver." well, duh, i'm aware of that, but would it really bloody KILL you just to TRY?! i mean, like how i try so bloody hard for my mother every single day ... sheesh. ><
-then, of course, there wasn't any disabled carpark available upstairs, either. >< i thought PIG mum would FINALLY try downstairs again, but nope, she just gleefully zoomed over to where the cinemas are, parked there and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt.
-unsurprisingly, PIG mum wouldn't get me any chips. i thought she'd @ least get me a chicken wrap, but *sigh* she just got me sushi. @ least she got me the drink i asked for - yummy lemon yoghurt with pearl. even better, i got fifteen chips from dad's hungry jacks meal! :D (that's rare, i usually only get in the single digits).
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled me home. i used the loo once (of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything) then i went and sat @ the gobbling :P table with my guests - michael and kathy!
-we didn't play/eat anything today, just sat and yakked away until they left @ 4:45.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the bathroom for another hot-cold, hot-cold shower - i washed my hair today. PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts fifty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself (PIG mum would rather DISEMBOWEL me than EVER help me with any of that, i know :P -
-actually, PIG mum's finally taking me to the loo - bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. righteo, em's final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4925. anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced me to start writing a reply to nana. i just apologised to nana for not being able to attend her grand daughter's wedding, then dinner was called.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cucumber, beef, fish, maybe some onion? and one little chunk of chicken, which i of course saved for last. sadly, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of apple, lemon, lime and orange juice 'incorrectly'. hey, it's not vegie juice - but i really like it! :)
-PIG mum refused to take me to the loo until 8:30; i think she was waiting to eat her own dinner. so i plopped back online til she took me.
-toms: argh, save me, i've got a torture session planned with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< hopefully, i won't fall. but also hopefully dad'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll back home for lunch. :) and i dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but hey. hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
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