Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2870 steps; secondly, John piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Two Kinds Of Opposition To Jesus'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "The Attack's Over Your Future" and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Perfect Gift'. Anyways, events for today?
- Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P just after 9am shortly before noisy PIG mum starts her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing bar the bar strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
- PIG mum returns to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's ASFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Breakfast was two dry (no honey) very lightly sprinkled with some Minus :P and one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast very lightly spread with avocado and hopefully sprinkled with some salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- When Monicah announces her arrival @ 10am I let her in, since PIG mum's upstairs changing for her Pilates class and dad has gone to the neighbour's place to help them with the mowing. She kindly walks behind me back to the gobbling :P table and I finish my breakfast.
- After applying sunscreen, Monicah walks behind me back to the bathroom. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
- After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of Monicah's car and she tootles me off to Breathe for physio.
- Physio today: 1.95km bike ride, thirty-six leg-assisted pullups, thirty-six steps for Elf, thirty-six v-cable rows for both hands, thirty-six leg curls for Elf, thirty-six leg extensions for Elf, tennis ball throwing and catching for Era and boxing!
- After one more loo trip, Monicah tootles us off to Pinelands Coles, grabbed us a trolley and we bought groceries from Coles before I bought my once-weekly crunchy pork bahn mi from Aunty Lisa @ the Pinelands Bakehouse; 'twas VERY BUSY inside today!
- Back home, I took a nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Monicah who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
- Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was my delicious crunchy pork bahn mi plus one cup of English breakfast with milk, although sadly Monicah didn't know where PIG mum had hidden the sugar/honey. *sigh*
- At 2pm I signed Monicah off with my thanks and byes; she's back toms and taking me to table tennis for our breakup pizza party!
- After I finished lunch, PIG mum set me to writing Christmas cards for all the table tennis coaches. Which reminds me: I've not written out cards for the book club ladies yet!!
- Lunch finished, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Once I've used up the most important two hours of my day I'll use the loo once then sit @ the gobbling :P table and wait for PIG mum to gimme some arvo tea. Hoping to finally finish Mr. Einstein's Secretary!
- But most excitingly: Nisha's taking me to the pub tonight for our Toastmasters Christmas party! Getting the roast pork meal for dinner but hoping PIG mum'll lemme buy the sticky date pudding for dessert and Viktor will shout me a shot of vodka!! XD
- Toms: Hoping PIG mum'll help me up not too late and take me for walkies somewhere else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me. Monicah's not coming till 2pm and taking me to table tennis for our Christmas breakup party; fingers crossed I'll really get one whole pizza to myself again provided both she and Uncle James give me their slices! XD
- Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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