Heylo again, good afternoon and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1656 steps (ha, I'm over 1.5 grand XD); secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'Two Purposes For Christmas'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Lessons From The Life Of Joseph (3)' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Welcome Baby Jesus'. Anyways, events for today?
- Aww, what better way to start CHRISTMAS then with my 8th consecutive awesome sleep? 1:33
- Like the previous three days, nature didn't call until 6:10am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P around 8am, just before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
- PIG mum comes back to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Ooh, for a fancy Christmas breakfast, PIG mum baked fluffy chocolate cupcakes! I also munch one yummy bowl of Minus :P, pop all my usual drugs :P and drink one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
- After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car. Amazingly, today she helps me buckle my seatbelt!! It's prolly her Christmas present to me. XD
- At church, I use the loo for one tinkle and then grab the most left seat @ the back. PIG mum sits beside me; unsure where dearest dad sat because this morning, he was a parking usher.
- Woo hoo PIG mum lets me stay seated for the opening prayer and worship today! Obviously we didn't sing any secular Christmas carols (and pity PIG mum wouldn't allow me to sing any this morning when she was driving us to church) but we sang this new one I'd never heard of before called When A Child Is Born!
- After service PIG mum dashed off to collect some mango pudding from some church aunty and dad had me sit by the entrance. Aunty Happy wandered over and fed me this hard purple lolly and when I exited the church building, Aunty Doris gave PIG mum a Christmas present for me! Some mobile phone accessory thing, maybe?
- Back home, I used the loo for another tinkle and plopped briefly online until summoned for lunch.
- Lol, Christmas lunch looked bland (the packet of cheap pasta I picked up with dad @ Coles but tasted too watery since dad added water does not milk plus lotsa boiled vegetables) but suddenly PIG mum served me one small chunk of mango pudding that she'd just collected from some church aunty and Christmas lunch was fabulous!
- Lunch was washed down with one delicious mug of Chinese tea; after one tinkle I walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Once I've used up my most important two hours of the day I'll use the loo for one tinkle, sit @ the gobbling :P table and read Demon Child for one hour and wait for PIG mum to gimme some arvo tea.
- Looking forward to my longer shower tonight/later today; I've not taken one since the parents' wedding anniversary @ the end of August! (I mean I longer shower; obviously I shower EVERYDAY XD)
- Toms: fingers crossed dad takes us out to Westfield Carindale for the Boxing Day Sales and lemme use Sparkless3!
- Looking forward to opening all my Christmas presents toms night!
- Anyways, hopefully bbl else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news (Nine's, read by ) for the 213TH time:
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