Tuesday Post 484

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3374 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's "God's Most Successful Setback"; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Be Willing To look Foolish' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Jesus Our Rescuer'. Anyways, events for today?

• Lol, phew I'd just scored my 16TH time achieving one consecutive week of awesome sleeps last night since my idiot bladder immediately demanded attention and ruined it around 2am this morning! >< XD
• Nature called again around 6:20am; after another pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P around 9am, just before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Breakfast is two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix very lightly sprinkled with some Minus :P and one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast very lightly spread with avocado and hopefully sprinkled with some salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

   

• When Monicah announces her arrival, PIG mum lets her in. She walks down the hallway and bids me good morning, but I only wave, gesture and go, "Mm mm mmm." That stood for hi, good morning. "Eating breakfast?" Monicah next asks me, and this time I gesture @ the cereal bowl. After I've swallowed the mouthful, I grin, apologise for ignoring her but explain my mouth was full so I had to swallow before saying hello and bidding her good morning. XD

• After I've finished eating breakfast, Monicah slathers me with sunscreen and walks behind me back to the bathroom before going to wash my breakfast things. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the passenger seat of Monicah's car and she tootles me off to Breathe. Thanks to her who kindly helps me with my seatbelt all day.

• Physio today: 2.014km bike ride, 36 leg-assisted pull-ups, 36 v cable rows, 36leg curls for Elf, 36 leg extensions for Elf, tennis ball catching and throwing for Era and boxing!

• After one loo trip (didn't haveta type CZ258 into the bathroom to use the ambulant cubicle since someone had already opened it) Monicah toootled me off to Coles and grabbed a trolley for us. After buying groceries from Coles, we popped into the Pinelands Bakehouse and I got myself a crunchy pork bahn mi from Aunty Lisa.

• Got home and took a nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Monicah who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was my delicious crunchy pork salad roll plus one yummy mug of English Breakfast tea with milk. Just alas Monicah couldn't fing where sneaky PIG mum had hidden the sweetener. *sigh*

• When dad returned home and said he'd not take us out tonight, Monicah went with me back to the bathroom and helped me take the bra off. Then I returned to the gobbling :P table and finished lunch, also signing Monicah off with my thanks and byes. She's back again same time next weel; that's Christmas Eve!

• After I finished lunch, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Once I've used up the most important two hours of the day I'll use the loo for one tinkle, sit @ the gobbling :P table to read for one hour and wait for PIG mum to gimme some arvo tea.

• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) for the 206TH time!

• Toms:  the roster says Lena's not coming until 4-6pm; that's right; table tennis has finished for the year! Hope PIG mum'll help me up not too late and take me for walkies somewhere, else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.

• Ooh, then I may get to watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 207TH time!

• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^